Seeing Bai Xiaofei walk in, Li Tianlin's face showed a hint of joy, but Bai Xiaofei was very cold, as if he had completed a task, and said lightly: "Come on!" ”

This scene once again made some viewers a little uncomfortable.

Aren't they just trying to let you learn something?

Li Tianlin asked, "Have you finished peeing?" ”

"I'm done peeing!"

As he spoke, Bai Xiaofei took the allegro from Li Tianlin's hand: "Come on, come on!" ”

Obviously looking like he wanted to finish the task quickly.

Li Tianlin didn't notice his expression, nodded and said, "Come, come to the one just now, listen to my command—"

With a beat: "One, two, three—"

Bai Xiaofei crooked his face, playing allegro as fast as an errand, he couldn't hear too much rhythm at all, it was messy, it was pure noise!

Li Tianlin reminded: "Fight hard, come, sing!" ”

Bai Xiaofei immediately opened his mouth: "... In an instant, only to scrape, the stars scattered, the pits flattened, and the ice melted..."

At the beginning, the words were quite clear, but then the mouth was full of words, woo wow and couldn't hear anything clearly, and the last sentence was finally clear, "Wow, yes, my face is blue", closed the board, and shouted "good board"!

Li Tianlin turned his head in a daze, raised his leg and kicked Bai Xiaofei: "What a fart!" ”

"Why did you hit me again?"

Li Tianlin pointed at Bai Xiaofei: "You... What the hell is going on with you? Yes? This 'Wow Ya Ya' is a Peking Opera thing, you...? ”

Hearing this, the audience was happy, and the feelings Bai Xiaofei had been slow for half a beat, he had just jumped out of the bullet words and entered the role of Peking Opera, and now, he has come to the cross talk master, but what he is talking about is Peking Opera!

When I get to the lyricist master, I'll definitely have to talk about allegro again...

Bai Xiaofei hesitated, and finally found a reason: "Master, I forgot the words." ”

Li Tianlin: "Forget the words, you can't add 'wow', you have to add our witty!" ”

"Our jokes?"

Li Tianlin gave him a blank look: "Either let's do this, or let's do that." ”

Bai Xiaofei slapped the board and continued: "What else should we do?" ”

"Okay, you are poor with me!"

After speaking, Li Tianlin circled around, lowered his head to find something, as if he was going to beat Bai Xiaofei, Bai Xiaofei was startled, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, hugging Li Tianlin's thigh: "Master-"

Li Tianlin raised his leg to fly Bai Xiao to the side, and said angrily: "Get up!" ”

Looking down at Bai Xiaofei, Li Tianlin suddenly sighed: "Alas, gentlemen, we don't have the fate of master and apprentice." ”

Bai Xiaofei was crying bitterly at this time, but not a drop of tears came out, obviously pretending, and when he heard this, he got up with an 'oh' as if he was relieved.

The audience couldn't help but laugh.

At this moment, Li Tianlin turned around and held his hands: "Let's worship brothers!" ”

Bai Xiaofei was a little stunned, looking at Li Tianlin dumbfounded, and didn't come back to his senses for a while.

The audience finally burst into laughter!

With the technique of first suppressing and then raising and unexpected lines, this burden finally shakes out!

Bai Xiaofei blinked his eyes: "Is it appropriate?" ”

Li Tianlin didn't care: "This is called New Year's Friendship!" ”

"No, what are you trying to do?"

Li Tianlin didn't answer directly, he raised his leg and kicked Bai Xiaofei's knee, the latter knelt down directly with weak legs, and was about to struggle to get up, but Li Tianlin pressed Bai Xiaofei down hard, and said angrily while pressing: "I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, I just want to die on the same day and month of the same year, you don't learn... I'll bury you!" ”

Li Tianlin knelt down, kowtowed to the ground according to Bai Xiaofei's head, and shouted: "The sky is above!" ”

Bai Xiaofei hurriedly shouted: "I'll learn!" ”

Li Tianlin didn't seem to hear it, and continued to move on his own: "The loess is below!" ”

Bai Xiaofei shouted hoarsely: "I'll learn!" I learn! Spread your hands! Only then did Li Tianlin let go angrily.

Standing up, Bai Xiaofei gasped, looked back at Li Tianlin, and suddenly beckoned: "Master, sit!" ”

The two sat cross-legged on the ground facing each other.

"Big brother, let me tell you, do you have to drag me to death today?"

Li Tianlin slapped his thigh: "Yes, brother, you're right!" ”

As soon as this dialogue came out, the audience immediately burst into laughter, cheering and applauding!

Li Tianlin is wearing makeup, he is obviously an old man, and it is not an exaggeration for Bai Xiaofei to call him grandfather!

This kind of ridicule of poor generations can be regarded as a kind of comedy technique, full of humor, and the audience naturally finds it novel and funny.

Of course, this burden did not tremble with Gao Xiaopan, the reason is very simple, in Gao Xiaopan's version, You Xianchao, who played the master of cross talk, was originally a brother with him, even if he played an old man, but in the eyes of the audience, they were still brothers, so no matter how much they ridiculed, it would not have much effect!

The audience applauded, and the skit on the stage had to continue!

It's not cross talk, cross talk can wait for the audience to call it complete.

It's impossible to wait for the audience to stop, but to keep going.

Bai Xiaofei then asked: "When you die, do you plan to find me to be a funeral?" ”

Li Tianlin replied as a matter of course: "Hey, by the way, I'm coming at you!" ”

Bai Xiaofei asked loudly: "If I don't die, you can't be buried?" ”

Li Tianlin immediately nodded: "It's this reason!" ”

After working together, Bai Xiaofei stood up and pointed at Li Tianlin defiantly and said, "Wait for me!" If I don't come back, you can't be buried! ”

Li Tianlin also exclaimed angrily: "Come, I'll wait for you!" ”

Bai Xiaofei threw the allegro in his hand to Li Tianlin, and said, "You wait!" ”

"You still dare to throw me Allegro, this is a musical instrument, not a hidden weapon!"

Bai Xiaofei had already left, turned around and came to Sheng Yiyun's room, and Li Tianlin also walked back to the bed by himself.

Sheng Yiyun sat on the bed, holding the pipa in his arms, gesturing something, Bai Xiaofei entered the door and said directly: "Come on, come on, come on!" ”

As she spoke, Bai Xiaofei directly snatched the pipa in her hand, sat down, and maintained a pouting and smiling posture, which made the audience angry and funny.

Sheng Yiyun came back to his senses and asked, "Have you taken the medicine?" ”

"Eat." Bai Xiaofei was still in that posture, smiling.

"Did you eat it wrong?"

"What do you care, which part of the song?"

Bai Xiaofei took out the same attitude as Mei Yanshu and Li Tianlin just now-finish it early!

"Well, sing "The Palace of Eternal Life"!"

Sheng Yiyun's voice fell, and Bai Xiaofei sang directly: "When I saw Long Yan's tears, I was in the palace for two years..."

Bai Xiaofei just sang two sentences, Sheng Yiyun stretched out his hand to support his forehead, and he couldn't bear to look at it directly, and the audience grinned...

Where did Bai Xiaofei know what was behind him, and he was still singing: "It's just that how can I see the king in this life, fortunately, the king is kind enough to hook the old love"

The first sentence was still a serious lyrics, and the latter developed into an allegro quip...

Sheng Yiyun finally couldn't listen anymore: "Stop!" ”

Bai Xiaofei turned his head, and Sheng Yiyun put on a gritted teeth: "Do you like Allegro so much?" ”

The original sentence of this song is "When I saw the dragon's face with tears in my eyes, I was forbidden in the palace for two years." It's hard to see the king in this life, but fortunately, the king is kind enough to hook up the old feelings. And when Bai Xiaofei came here, he asked him to add allegro jokes like 'how can' and 'that', Sheng Yiyun was naturally dissatisfied.

Being glared at by Sheng Yiyun like this, Bai Xiaofei remembered that he was engaged in Allegro again, and immediately touched his forehead, looking embarrassed.

The excerpts from "The Palace of Eternal Life" are not famous, but Bai Xiaofei and Sheng Yiyun acted very well, and the audience could understand it at a glance, and the corners of their mouths rose, wanting to see how Bai Xiaofei responded!

Sheng Yiyun stood up from the bed, although his face was calm, he seemed to have irrepressible anger.

Bai Xiaofei did something wrong, so he hurriedly followed Sheng Yiyun as if flattering, and beat her shoulder.

After being silent for a few seconds, Sheng Yiyun turned his head to look at Bai Xiaofei: "Xiaofei, I don't think it's suitable for the two of us to be masters and apprentices at all." ”

Bai Xiaofei paused for a moment, with a snickering look on his face, but his mouth was insincere: "I... I think I'm okay. ”

"Or else?"

Bai Xiaofei responded: "En." ”

"Let's get married, shall we?"

Bai Xiaofei was stunned and took a few steps back, while the audience burst into laughter, and even a lot of applause...

Sheng Yiyun is forty this year, but she keeps her figure very well, although she wears makeup, she can still see that she is a mature woman with charm...

Bai Xiaofei seemed to be frightened by the applause from the audience, looked at the audience a little blankly, and then said, "This... Is it appropriate? ”

Sheng Yiyun laughed, stroked his palms and said, "It's so suitable!" ”

Then, she stretched out her finger and gestured to the audience: "I have nothing else, just one advantage!" ”

Bai Xiaofei was a little dazed and asked, "What?" ”

Sheng Yiyun smiled slightly: "Kefu! ”

Bai Xiaofei was frightened and took a few steps back again, looked at Sheng Yiyun in horror, he didn't say a word for a long time, Sheng Yiyun continued to smile: "I'll tell you how the first three were defeated, the first one..."

"Master! I'll find someone you can do! ”

Leaving this sentence, Bai Xiaofei fled in the laughter of the audience, and while running, he also turned his head and said, "Wait for me, Master!" ”

Chen Jili took the stage again and intercepted him directly: "What's the matter with you?" What to run? ”

"That..."After Bai Xiaofei was flustered, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Hey, dean..."

Chen Jili was stunned, reacted and asked, "Huh?" ”

"Are you single?"

Chen Jili continued to nod in astonishment: "Single." ”

Bai Xiaofei's face showed a happy color, grabbed Chen Jili's arm, patted his arm and said, "Then I'll find you a Nianke, right?" ”

The audience burst into laughter again...

Chen Jili turned his head, obviously seeing through Bai Xiaofei's tricks: "You don't come to this set!" ”

Directly debunked: "Is it the old lady who sings and plays?" ”

Bai Xiaofei was dumbfounded: "How do you know?" ”

"How do I know?" Chen Jili glanced at Bai Xiaofei with a smile, and sang directly: "When my grandfather was young..."

only sang one sentence, and then his face turned pale: "I've heard her sing and comment!" ”

When Bai Xiaofei heard the dean's words, he was directly stunned, turned his head blankly and looked in the direction of Sheng Yiyun, and then knelt down in front of Chen Jili, and said with a crying voice: "Dean..."

This time it was Chen Jili's turn to be stunned, and hurriedly grabbed Bai Xiaofei, and said hurriedly: "Don't, don't, don't mind!" ”

Bai Xiaofei howled: "Dean, I really can't stand it! Can you keep an eye on the courtyard for me, I really can't serve these three! Dean, you just stare at it for a day, I really can't be this volunteer, Dean, I beg you, Dean! ”

As he spoke, Bai Xiaofei kept bowing and retreated.

Chen Jili looked tangled, waved his hand and said: "Okay, it's okay, you go yours, you go yours!" ”

As he spoke, he sighed: "Hey, I'm a soft-hearted person." ”

Hearing Chen Jili's words, Bai Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief, and turned around to leave with excitement on his face, but as soon as he took two steps, he heard Chen Jili shouting in his throat there: "Xiaofei, go slowly-ah..."

It was loud, obviously trying to make it all three hear!

And Chen Jili was shouting, his eyes were still purring there, and he was full of treachery.

As soon as he finished shouting, the three masters who heard the voice all walked out of the room, and Mei Yanshu immediately shouted, "Xiao Fei? ”

The three of them said in unison: "You want to leave?" ”

Bai Xiaofei, who had just taken two steps, was instantly petrified, and the whole person froze there, completely stunned!

"Haha!"

How did the audience expect this scene, just now they were still thinking, Bai Xiaofei is gone, what should be the plot next, who knows the peak and the loop, the dean is hiding this hand here, it is simply a pit for Bai Xiaofei to die!

"This dean is too bad, haha!"

The audience laughed like thunder, this is the loudest laugh of the audience since the beginning of this show!

Bai Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief.

This biggest burden finally amused the audience!