Chapter 315: My Aunt's Dream Lover
Of course, Qin Xiao knew that Mo Laosi was not a big fool, how could a person who could enter the sword cave be a fool?
"In this way, there are four pieces of the purple wood box, and they are not left by the Sword God, but by Uncle Mo?"
The little aunt said: "At the beginning, Mo Laosi left four purple wooden boxes, and we couldn't understand what medicine he sold in his gourd. In addition to Mo Laosi's talent in swordsmanship, and he is good at carving, when he doesn't practice swords, he takes the purple bamboo of Sword Valley to practice carving, we are very good at talking, otherwise he will have to compensate for the loss of destroying the bamboo forest. The purple wooden box is made of purple bamboo, with patterns carved on it, and after he handed me a purple wooden box, I rubbed the patterns on it on the paper, only to know that the purple wooden box is related to swordsmanship. ”
"I understand, the gift left by the sword god in the sword cave when he left the mountain should be a set of clever swordsmanship." Qin Xiao said: "However, that sword technique is too high, you disciples can't cultivate, and you don't have the ability to cultivate that set of sword techniques, so he left that set of sword techniques in the sword cave, waiting for someone among you to reach the Great Heaven Realm to receive cultivation." ”
The little aunt said: "At the beginning, we also thought so, if this is the case, why didn't Mo Laosi learn the swordsmanship inside, but turned white overnight?" He was the first of the six of us to step into the Great Heaven Realm, since he had the ability to enter the Sword Cave, why couldn't he cultivate that set of sword techniques? ”
Qin Xiao said: "Little Senior Aunt, you are the most beloved disciple of the Sword God, so you naturally know a lot about the temperament of the Sword God?" ”
"That's nature." The little senior aunt nodded and said: "Although the master's swordsmanship is extraordinary, he is a person in the world, and he likes fireworks ...... the world!" ”
"Can you say something I understand?"
"Your stupidity is incorrigible." The little aunt sighed: "The so-called people in the world are eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling in everything, and now you understand?" ”
Qin Xiao was stunned and said, "You mean, the sword god who is worshiped by the world is a person who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles?" "I was surprised.
In his opinion, reaching the realm of the Sword God is naturally transcendent from the world, and how can he be contaminated with these human fireworks.
"What's so strange about that." The little master aunt didn't care: "Shizun has never liked serious people, he said that to live in the world, you must know how to taste fine wine and appreciate beautiful people, if you can't even do well, how can you practice swords?" In this life, Shizun has eaten all the world's delicacies and drank all the world's fine wines, and the women he has his eye on are also the best beauties in a million, hehe, otherwise how could he achieve such an achievement in swordsmanship? ”
Qin Xiao looked at the little aunt, and said after a while: "In this way, little aunt, you should really be glad that you were too young at that time, otherwise with your appearance and figure, I am afraid that the sword god will even take a fancy to you, it must be a peerless love that will cause a sensation in the world." ”
The little master sneered and said: "What you said is right, the master never cares about the etiquette of the world, he said that life is in the world, only by tasting the ups and downs of the world, can you see through the world, and can you practice the real sword of the world." Sighing, holding his cheeks with both hands, he said like a little daughter: "You haven't seen Shizun, let me tell you, Shizun is handsome and personable, that is the real good son in a woman's heart, hey, it's a pity that I was too young ..... at that time!" ”
Qin Xiao said angrily: "Little Senior Aunt, I finally know where your temperament comes from now, if you have a teacher, you must have your apprentice, the sword god..... Sword gods are all such virtuous, how much better can you be. ”
"Don't say it." The little aunt looked at Qin Xiao's face
"Your eyebrows and eyes are really a little similar to him, and even your self-feeling is very similar to him." ”
Qin Xiao heard her talk about the Sword God endlessly, and suspected that she really had a tendency to love teachers, lest this topic would continue to continue, and immediately said: "I asked you about the temperament of the Sword God, I wanted to say that Uncle Mo's temperament must be different from his. ”
"That's different." The little senior aunt said neatly: "The master is humorous and witty, Mo Laosan can't hold back a fart for a long time, it's not a level at all." ”
"Is it possible that the swordsmanship of the Sword Cave is not compatible with Uncle Mo's temperament, so Uncle Mo can't practice it even after racking his brains?" Qin Xiao asked: "The sword god has a free and easy temperament, and his swordsmanship naturally brings his temperament with him, Mo Laosan...... Oh, no, Uncle Mo's temperament is very different from that of the Sword God, so even he can't comprehend that sword technique? ”
The little senior aunt blinked, her eyes suddenly flashed with light, she got up suddenly, she didn't care about the spring light, she stretched out her hands, hugged Qin Xiao's neck, kissed him fiercely on the forehead, and said happily: "Little nephew, you are really smart, hahaha, I understand, I see, hahaha......!" Suddenly found that Qin Xiao was looking at him with a strange look, and couldn't help but look down at Qin Xiao's gaze, only to find that the bandeau on his chest had long since disappeared, and when he laughed, the waves were turbulent and the snow waves were monstrous, this time it was really seen by Qin Xiao clearly.
The little aunt immediately hugged her arms, sat down in the water again, and said as if nothing happened: "I've thought about it for so many years, and I can't figure out the strangeness in the middle. The purple wood box is divided into four pieces, and my purple wood box rubbing is swordsmanship, so the other three are naturally the same. Mo Laosan carved the swordsmanship left by the master on the purple wood box, and the four pieces were combined, which was the supreme swordsmanship of the master. I've always wondered, Mo Laosan is second to none in the supremacy of swordsmanship, and even he can't comprehend the swordsmanship, why does Shizun want to stay? Hahaha, I see, Shizun is that foolish worm, he only knows how to leave the swordsmanship, but he doesn't know that his swordsmanship must be compatible with his temperament, Mo Laosi's big fool can't practice his swordsmanship no matter what. ”
Qin Xiao just saw the spring light of the little aunt, her throat was dry, and she quietly tucked her clothes between her legs, and her arms interlocked each other to block it, thinking that the voice of the little aunt was really big and round, it was really good.
"Little Senior Aunt, if this is the case, Cui Jingjia may not be useful even if he gets the purple wood box." Qin Xiao said: "His temperament should not be the same as that of the Sword God?" ”
The little senior aunt said proudly: "Among the six disciples, the senior brother, that old bastard, is shameless, greedy for delicious cups, and slightly similar to the master, but inheriting the heroic and free and easy temperament of the master, then there is only me." Holding his chin with both hands, he looked moved: "It turns out that the gift left by the master when he left the mountain was for me." Little nephew, the master is extremely intelligent, I feel that he intends to leave this set of swordsmanship, and I know that this set of swordsmanship must drink people with a similar temperament to practice, when he left, he just thought about me in his heart, and that gift was left for me ......! ”
Qin Xiao thought to himself that you just said that the Sword God was a big fool, and now you said that it was specially left for you, this woman has changed, it is really like the weather in June.
"Master, I finally understand your good intentions for me today." The little aunt raised her head and looked up at the roof, "Don't worry, no matter what method I use, I will take the four purple wooden boxes for myself...... Well, it will all become one, and you will never let all your hard work go to waste.
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"Little Auntie, are you going to grab a few other purple wood boxes?"
"What do you mean by robbery?" The little master glanced at him, "This set of swordsmanship was originally left to me by the master, of course I have to follow the master's wishes and combine the purple wood box into one, and the swordsmanship in it is only so uninhibited as me...... Well, a heroic and uninhibited temperament can be cultivated. Little nephew, you have made a great contribution today, and my little aunt will repay you well in the future. ”
"I'm afraid it's not easy for you to get the purple wood box." Qin Xiao said: "Cui Jingjia and the Purple Cloth Supervisor are both looking for the Purple Wood Box, and it is not easy for the four pieces to be combined into one. ”
The little aunt smiled: "It's man-made. I have two pieces in my hand, and when the time comes, I will find an opportunity to snatch that piece from the hands of the old bastard of the senior brother, and Tian Laosi, his martial arts are not as high as mine, and when the time comes, I will ask him for it, if he doesn't give it, I will beat him all over the ground to find teeth. ”
"You have two?" Qin Xiao was stunned, but immediately remembered that back then, Uncle Mo divided four purple wooden boxes, and the little aunt naturally got one, and the extra one was naturally stolen from Cui Jingjia, otherwise Cui Jingjia would not have sent someone to chase after him.
The little senior aunt said: "After the master passed away, the dragons of the Sword Valley were leaderless, and Mo Lao Wu ......!"
"Little Auntie, are you mistaken?" Qin Xiao interrupted: "Isn't Uncle Mo ranked third?" ”
"I'm talking about your other uncle." The little aunt said: "Mo Laosan and Mo Laowu are brothers, they worshiped under the master together when they were young, these two guys are still somewhat similar in temperament, they are both taciturn, but they don't get along very well." When the master came out of the mountain, I was only ten years old, and Mo Lao Wu was not yet twenty years old, but when that guy was twenty years old, he was already in the Fourth Rank Heaven Realm, but it was still a lot worse than other brothers, Mo Lao San gave us four purple wood boxes, but Mo Lao Wu was angry, and he ran away from Sword Valley, and he didn't even attend his eldest brother's funeral. ”
Qin Xiao then understood, and listened to the little aunt again: "Originally, we wanted Mo Laosan to sit in the position of the head of the big sword, but that guy passed away, so we can only choose someone else." ”
"Shouldn't it be the first apprentice inheritance?" Qin Xiao asked.
"You mean your old immortal master?" The little aunt said disdainfully: "Although he is the first apprentice of the master, his martial arts are not the highest, his virtue is not high, he is not high, he even cheats my silver, if this kind of person is the head of the big sword, the sword valley will be finished in three days." Anyway, he also has self-knowledge, he doesn't want to be the head of the big sword, he doesn't want to that heart, I'm still young, Mo Laosan passed away, Mo Laowu ran away, and the only ones left are Cui Jingjia and Tian Laosi. Anyway, we didn't favor anyone at the time, so let the two of them fight, and whoever wins will be the head of the big sword, although Tian Laosi's swordsmanship is not weak, but it is still slightly inferior to Cui Jingjia. ”
"Uncle Tian wouldn't be because he couldn't beat Cui Jingjia, and in a fit of anger, he would also leave Sword Valley to create his own Heavenly Sword Pavilion, right?" Qin Xiao said in amazement.
The little aunt smiled: "That's right, in addition to slamming the door, Tian Laosi's other shortcoming is conceit. He lost the sword competition, and left the Sword Valley without saying a word, at first we didn't know where he was going to fool around, anyway, everyone was busy, and we didn't care where he wanted to go, and after a few years, I learned that the miser actually created the Heavenly Sword Pavilion by himself, and accepted a group of apprentices, and said that only he was the only one who really inherited the swordsmanship of the master, and also said that we were a group of wine bags and rice bags, and there was no good thing. I'm bah, that crooked melon and cracked jujube thing, return the heavenly sword, he also deserves it, and I'll go to him for trouble when I turn around. ”