Chapter 252: Self-inflicted humiliation
Yang Yun was very frustrated.
As soon as I thought that this festival did not respect the fighting method, someone came to the door to challenge, and the target was still him.
When I turned around, I saw a little Taoist priest who was not very tall, wearing a Taoist robe that did not fit very well, and holding a peachwood sword with a murderous face.
Looking at it carefully, it looks a little familiar, isn't this the Miss Li Kong'er of the Li family who was teased by him at the private banquet held by Princess Xianyi that day?
At this time, Li Kong'er was wearing a Taoist robe, deliberately combing her hair and coiling it in the Dao crown, and her upper lip was pasted with a mustache, like a handsome little Taoist priest, she thought that her makeup skills were seamless, but from her appearance to her speech, it was difficult for Yang Yun to recognize it.
Yang Yunxin said: "I just met your father who came to greet the Nine Heavens Xuannu yesterday, and you came to the door today, what does this mean?" ”
Behind Li Kong'er, followed by a Taoist priest in his forties with a heroic and righteous face, who seemed to be a helper invited by Li Kong'er, so Yang Yun understood that Li Kong'er came prepared this time.
"Are you talking to me?" Yang Yun asked pretending to be puzzled.
Li Kong'er sneered: "Who is it if it's not you?" The bluffing guy, if you bow down and admit defeat, you will not be allowed to make a mess in front of others, otherwise you will know that your own path is great! ”
Yang Yun sighed softly, he hadn't figured out why Li Kong'er was here.
If she tests her father's hole cards, it is really not necessary, temporarily in the same boat, why did Li Linfu scuttle his own boat?
If Li Konger was angry because she was targeted at the banquet that day, and deliberately came to pick quarrels and provoke trouble, why would Miss Qianjin of a big family be so small-bellied?
It's been so long, and there's no deep hatred for each other, so there's really no need for that.
But since Li Kong'er didn't reveal his identity when he came up, Yang Yun couldn't take the initiative to expose it, so as to avoid losing face, he could only deliberately pretend to be confused.
"It's better to skip the law fight." Yang Yun didn't want to be too entangled with Li Kong'er, even if he showed weakness a little, he wanted to expose the matter.
Wang Ji behind him said angrily: "Okay, you don't know each other, you dare to come to my master's door to make trouble?" You don't know who this person is in front of you? This is Yang Yundao, the eldest disciple of Wuzun Zhenren, and his mana is unfathomable, if you come, you will bring humiliation on yourself! ”
I obviously don't want to get ahead, but there is someone who can help me get ahead!
After Wang Ji joined the division, he rarely had the opportunity to perform, and it was rare for someone to challenge him at this world-renowned festival, so Wang Ji Xingchong agreed to fight for Yang Yun.
As the shouting of the royal family sounded, it quickly attracted people's attention, and soon there was a circle of Taoist priests around, and more and more people gathered.
It's also that this venue is too dull, and it's rare for someone to provoke a dispute over the fighting method, and they all want to come over to join in the fun.
When they learned that it was the famous Yang Yun who was challenged, there were more people watching the excitement, and they all wanted to see Yang Yun's skills with their own eyes to decide whether they would also come out to challenge.
"That's you! Do you dare to fight with me? ”
Li Kong'er's eyes burned with anger, and she gritted her teeth as she spoke.
This made Yang Yun realize that this woman had a strong sense of revenge, and it was likely that her self-esteem was hurt at the banquet that day.
Yang Yun was thinking about whether to accept the offer or not, and someone next to him coaxed: "If you don't fight, you don't dare, if you don't dare, you don't have the ability, don't come out and be embarrassed!" ”
"Hey, Wuzun Zhenren's disciple, he doesn't even dare to fight, don't call him a famous disciple!"
Looking at the lively deliberate provocation, Yang Yun has a stable mentality, he has been in the Taoist circle for so long, he has already looked down on this kind of thing, even if he really doesn't accept it?
Can you bite me?
"Senior brother, I'll come!"
Wang Ji saw that Yang Yun had no intention of stepping forward to fight, so he volunteered and stepped forward to fight with Li Kong'er.
In Wang Ji's view, since he joined the master, he always has to show his skills, he has a strong desire to become famous in this festival, and now the opponent sent to the door, it happens that Yang Yun is still around, and there will be no such shop in this village.
However, the moment Wang Ji rushed up, Yang Yun knew that something bad was going to happen.
The king is unprepared, this Taoist fighting method must not fight an uncertain battle, and you go up empty-handed, isn't this self-inflicted?
Sure enough, Li Kong'er had a sneer on his face, and suddenly stretched out his hand, and a handful of phosphorus powder was sprinkled towards the king.
Wang Ji immediately realized that he was acting too recklessly, but he was born in a family of military generals and had a certain kung fu foundation, so he immediately used his grappling hand to grab Li Kong'er's arm, but Li Kong'er didn't care about anything else, and directly ignited the phosphorus powder, but unfortunately before she could do it, Yang Yun suddenly activated his mental power and dragged Wang Ji back.
"Whew!"
After the king dodged, the air suddenly exploded.
The sparks flickered, and the air was quickly filled with a burning smell, obviously it was not ordinary phosphorus powder just now, it should have been added with other chemicals, so the burning temperature was much higher than that of phosphorus powder.
"Haha, lost and lost!"
The onlookers coaxed, and they all felt that Wang Ji had lost.
Wang Ji's face turned red and argued: "I obviously avoided it, how can I lose?" Don't you have eyes? ”
Wang Ji obviously didn't understand that winning or losing didn't matter, others just wanted to use him to discredit Yang Yun and Wuzun.
"If you lose, you don't admit it, so ungraceful!"
The people next to him continued to heckle.
Wang Ji was even more annoyed, and was about to step forward to fight with Li Kong'er, but was stopped by Yang Yun.
Li Kong'er sneered: "Didn't you make a lot of trouble just now?" Why is it now acting as a turtle with a shrinking head? ”
"You!"
Wang Ji was angry, but then he was annoyed, he had been by Yang Yun's side for a long time, and claimed that the time he had joined the division was not short, but he had not learned any skills.
Songmei originally wanted to go up to join in the fun, but seeing that Wang Ji had suffered a little dark loss, she felt that Yang Yun was not enthusiastic about fighting the method, and understood that she was not good at winning or losing the fighting method with the junior as a nominal senior, so she simply sat back on the futon with her hands in her hands, looking at the scene in the field with a strange expression.
Yang Yun said with a smile: "Your Excellency wants to fight the Fa, then you will simply know it in the future." ”
"Good!"
Li Kong'er showed a look of surprise on her face, as if she felt that Yang Yun had fallen into her trap, but when she found that Yang Yun was still standing still, she immediately said impatiently, "Let's make a move." ”
Yang Yun showed a look of surprise on his face: "You are a challenger, shouldn't you make a move?" ”
Li Kong'er was suddenly a little embarrassed.
The trick I just learned is to take advantage of the momentum that the other party can't contain, sprinkle phosphorus powder and then ignite it with a fire breaker to form a deflagration effect, if the other party is still and does not move, then the chance of this trick being effective is not great.
She thought to herself, "This kid is too cunning, I made him guard against it earlier. ”
Li Kong'er said angrily: "Who said I was a challenger? Just now you lost in the same door, then now you are the challenger, I will wait for you to make a move. ”
Yang Yun shrugged his shoulders and said, "That being the case, then okay, I'm here." ”
Li Kong'er breathed a sigh of relief and thought, "I finally deceived him!" ”
Just when she thought that Yang Yun would rush forward, she found that Yang Yun was just walking towards her slowly, which was very different from her plan.
She scolded Yang Yun again in her heart, but she didn't care about anything else, just when Yang Yun was about to get five feet away from her, she waved her sleeves and was about to sprinkle phosphorus powder, but she found that her sleeves were waved out, and there was nothing in front of her.
"Hoo ......"
A strange voice sounded from behind her, but it was the phosphorus powder that somehow fell on her back, and her other hand was still clasping the fire fold, and this time her clothes were set on fire.
"Wow!"
Li Kong'er only thought that her clothes were already burning, and under the splashing of firelight, she screamed in panic and looked at the old Tao next to her with a pleading gaze.
But the old way is inexplicable, how did this fire start?
Li Kong'er didn't care about her demeanor, and she didn't remember that she was still fighting, so she took off the robe she was putting on outside, and when the robe landed, she found that in fact, there was only a spark on her back just now, and the temperature of the phosphorus powder and special substances on fire couldn't burn her clothes at all, and there were just some black spots like ink spots on the clothes.
And now she took off her outer clothes herself, even if there were still clothes inside, but this was also an extremely gaffe.
Yang Yun pretended to be surprised and asked, "Huh?" Before you start fighting, how can you take off your robe? Which play is this? ”
Li Kong'er immediately realized that this was Yang Yun's ghost.
She couldn't figure out the reason for the matter, and in the face of the onlookers who were laughing around her, she couldn't hold her face even more, so she didn't pick up the robe on the ground, and angrily threw the fire fold in her hand on the ground and brushed her sleeves away.
"Hahahaha......"
There was laughter all around, and even if Li Kong'er walked away, the laughter was still harsh.
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Li Kong'er thought that she could teach a good lesson to the "thief who used tricks", but in the end it ended inexplicably miserable, this was the second time she made a fool of herself in front of Yang Yun, and there were many more onlookers around than last time, which made her even more embarrassed.
She directly took the old way out of the Great Void Temple, and went to a place where no one was paying attention outside, before turning around and glaring at the old man viciously.
"Li Gongzi, the poor road has taught you before, if you want to sprinkle forward, how can you throw it back?" Of course, Lao Dao would not admit that this was his mistake, and blamed Li Konger.
Li Kong'er said angrily: "You were invited by me for a lot of money, didn't you say that you will definitely make that little Taoist priest unable to come to the stage?" ”
The old Taoist hesitated: "Who has come up with a deviation ......"
Li Kong'er also threw the peachwood sword on the ground, and said disdainfully: "Since there is a deviation, that is, you have never succeeded, so why are you embarrassed to accept my dowry?" To deceive me is to be deceived and abducted, no different from the shameless little Taoist priest who practices blindfolding, I will definitely send you to the official to be punished! ”
Lao Dao was anxious when he heard it, you made a mistake and didn't play the trick, even if you want me to return the money, you still want to send me to the official?
"Someone, take him down!"
Li Kong'er greeted, and two strong men immediately jumped out next to him, and directly pressed Lao Dao's hands to the ground.
The old man hurriedly said: "Li Gongzi, you have to be reasonable." ”
Li Kong'er's face was full of gloom: "If you are not good at Taoism, you are cheating, messing with the education of the people, and if you don't learn well, you naturally have to let the government investigate your responsibility and escort people away!" ”
"Yes!"
The servant brought by Li Kong'er immediately followed the old road to the street.
Li Kong'er looked back at the direction of the Great Void View, and was annoyed in his heart, muttering in his mouth: "This time you are lucky, I will find someone with advanced Taoism to expose you!" ”
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In the Great Void View, after the previous fighting method was over, no one came forward to challenge, and the matter was revealed for the time being.
Wang Ji said unwillingly: "That Taoist priest is obviously using a trick, I used to know these tricks, and in the end, it was still his way, fortunately, there was a senior brother here...... Did the senior brother set him on fire? ”
Yang Yun shook his head: "It was she who used the wrong method, and I didn't do anything." ”
"Senior brother Gao Ming still doesn't admit it, it's really cheap for him to let him go."
Wang Ji suddenly looked at Yang Yun eagerly again, and said, "Senior brother, let's teach me the two-handed immortal method, at least this simple fighting method can support the scene, so as not to lose face as a teacher." ”
Yang Yun said angrily: "If you don't want to lose face, the best way is to forbear, there is a mountain and a mountain high, there is no way to win in this world, and you can't help but lose." ”