Chapter 90: I won't be able to look directly at the steamed buns in the future
"Since it's a woman named Hanako, it's even more miserable. "People like to watch nothing more than people who are worse than themselves, so that they can be psychologically balanced. The more miserable Dumb is, the less noticeable he is, because in their eyes, a person who is such a cowardly person will not pose a threat to himself.
Thinking of this, Bai Wei choked, she seems to have been too high-profile recently, well, she has to be restrained, but she can't be careless.
Thinking about it like this, she smiled, "I'll just talk about it, you can do it yourself, don't pay attention to me." ”
"It's not okay to ignore it, sister-in-law, tell me about your attention. "Li Yanzhan is a dog leg immediately, no matter what, this mission is dangerous, and a little carelessness is a human life, so you can't be careless.
She doesn't want to say it, she just wants to live a low-key life, but ......
She really couldn't refuse these great officers and soldiers who were moving forward with heavy loads, thinking of the natural and man-made disasters in their previous lives, which were not they fighting on the front line, and one by one their young lives passed away without warning.
They also have families, and they have a good time, but they rush to the front line at a dangerous moment, and they do not hesitate to sacrifice themselves to protect others.
I can't say anything about refusal, forget it, it's not bad this time anyway.
"Beggars, missing arms and legs are also common. Bai Wei opened her mouth unhurriedly, and before she finished speaking, Dumb cried directly, "Wow, wow, wow, don't you want to be so inhumane, I haven't married a daughter-in-law and had a baby yet." ”
Everyone: "......"
Bai Wei was also speechless: "If you don't want to be really disabled, it's just ...... Forget it, leave it to me. ”
Tan Yiqiao was surprised again: "Are you sure you can?"
Although it was a doubt, I was already sure in my heart, and since she could say it, she could definitely do it. He couldn't help but marvel at how much this little woman was still hiding from herself.
"Won't you know if you try it?" After a pause, Bai Wei asked Li Yanzhan for some things, all of which were raw materials for people, bodies, and paintings, although the raw material technology was not mature enough at this time, it was always okay to pass the test with her skills.
Back then, she was interested in this thing, but she had studied it specifically.
When the things were ready, Bai Wei said to Dumb, "Lie down." ”
I don't know why, when Bai Wei said this, the roof lamp flashed inexplicably, and the blade in her hand seemed to still glow with an eerie light.
Dumb said timidly: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, you don't have to lie down, right?"
Thinking of Bai Wei's previous dissection of the corpse and boiling the bones, according to the picture of the skeleton, Dumb always felt that her body was cold, and even the blade in her hand had become a weapon of mass destruction.
Of course, Bai Wei knew what Dumb was thinking, he was in charge of guarding the morgue before, how could he not know what was going on inside.
She deliberately glanced at Tan Yiqiao, and the man looked at Dumb with understanding, his eyes were gloomy and cold, and he was frightened Dumb.
Hey, these two are living Hades, and they don't dare to resist.
Bai Wei said speechlessly: "Don't be afraid, I'm just shaving my eyebrows, and I'm not digging my heart and lungs, what are you afraid of?"
Wow –
Bai Wei didn't say that it was okay, after her comfort, Dumb collapsed directly, but he didn't dare to move, so he lay there aggrieved, pretending to be a corpse.
The sound of shaving his eyebrows seemed to be swishing cold, and Dumb felt like he was going to die.
Bai Wei looked at his nervous appearance and almost burst into laughter, "You, don't be nervous...... Hahahaha, isn't it that scary...... Hahahaha, it'll be fine soon......"
Bai Wei obviously smiled very heartily, and when she stopped in Dumb's ears, it was like asking for a life, and her body collapsed even tighter.
"Boom, sister-in-law, can you stop laughing. "It's scary.
Well, Bai Wei knew that her attitude was unprofessional, so she forced Dumb out of her mind and forced herself to be calm.
She trimmed Dumb's eyebrows, then painted eyeliner, applied eye shadow, and processed her face, a proper melon seed face beauty, and even she admired her exquisite makeup skills.
A few big men next to me were dumbfounded, I'll go, a rough man can draw the feeling of a peerless beauty, this is amazing.
Of course it's magical, this face alone is almost using up more than half of the boxes of that pile of cosmetics, what a waste.
Bai Wei did retouching in the later stage, mascara, lipstick, blush, there is no shortage of the same, and she appreciates herself after painting, "It's so beautiful." ”
Dumb looked at the reactions of the people around him unconfidently, emmmmm, and that look suddenly reminded him of a sentence: If Lao Tzu becomes a woman, let the brothers be cool first.
At this moment, it seems that the brothers want to be cool.
He walked to the mirror in front of everyone's amazing gaze, I went, he was so frightened that he retreated again and again, is this still him? In the mirror, it is clear that he is a fair-skinned, beautiful woman with long legs.
It's so beautiful, even he himself is going to fall in love with himself.
Just when Ah Du was intoxicated with me, Zhang Yun said, "Young grandmother, isn't she a beggar?
"It's not finished yet, it's just to show you if you look like a woman. Bai Wei turned around, "If it's okay, I'll continue." ”
Tan Yiqiao's agitation is simply a stormy mood, his little woman, what a god!
Li Yanzhan thought about it, how can they trick Bai Wei into the army, if they have this "head change technique", wouldn't it be much more convenient to go out on missions in the future?
He stroked his chin and began to ponder.
After getting everyone's affirmation, Bai Wei began to smear on Dumb's face again, and the originally white and tender little face instantly turned gray, and instantly changed from the eldest lady to the old lady, and there was a small scar on her face, as if she was disfigured. Then she did kung fu on her legs, and she looked like a down-and-out woman who was beaten and bullied by her husband's family and kicked out of the house.
Everything is ready, Bai Wei said, "As long as it doesn't rain, you can keep it like this for a day, I don't know if there is enough time." ”
"That's enough, I'll do it. ”
They only had five hours, because the top plane was almost five hours away, and they were not allowed to do it on their own.
Zhang Yun walked over and stretched out his hand to pat Dumb, but he always felt weird, and withdrew his hand stupidly, "emmmm, take care of yourself, if you have this kind of opportunity in the future, buddy will miss you." ”
Seriously, the women he met weren't as feminine as the dumb ones here.
Importantly, the 36E !!
Dumb met the hot eyes of this group of old perverts, and subconsciously covered his chest, "Hold the grass, you single dogs, don't bully people!"
In an instant, everyone burst into laughter.
Dumb was annoyed and angry, he was going to fight with Zhang Yun in the past, who knows, as soon as he let go, he heard a snap, as if something had fallen from Dumb's body.
His 36E......
Absolutely, yes, it's a white, big, fluffy steamed bun.
Everyone laughed again, I'm afraid they won't be able to face the steamed buns in the future.
Dumb and sweating: "You, you bastards...... I ......"
Hey, it's easy for him to pretend to be a woman, this group of scumbags, I'm so angry with my aunt and grandmother! If you have the ability, they don't use steamed buns, who hasn't used them when they go out on a mission, how to drop?
It's just that it suddenly fell out like this......
Ahh
Dumb looked at everyone with a stomachache from laughter, and stomped his feet angrily, really like a woman. Helpless, he had no choice but to turn his head and ask Bai Wei, who was quite restrained, for help, "Sister-in-law ......"
Bai Wei tried her best to hold back a smile, hoping that she would be able to face the snow-white steamed buns in the future.
"I can only use this now, otherwise I won't be able to reflect your exquisite beauty. Bai Wei pretended to be serious and said, "However, you can find something to fix it." ”
Otherwise, when you meet the enemy, this thing will fall out directly, isn't that exposed?
The dumb Dumb Tongzhi was simply full of gratitude and trust for Bai Wei, but he didn't know now that Bai Wei's so-called fixation only made Dumb even more embarrassed.