Text Text_Chapter 796 Who is this Aunt Yang?
After Li Nannan's aunt shouted, Alena was stunned and asked, "Little rabbit, do you know me?" β
"I don't know."
Li Nannan just wanted to shake his head, but he thought of the scalpel on his neck again, and quickly stopped moving.
Alena sneered: "Hmph, since you don't know me, why do you call me aunt?" You don't see me now, why don't you call me sister? Auntie, am I as old as you call me? β
In fact, depending on what you look like, it's also very simple.
Li Nannan thought so in his heart, lowered his eyes and looked at the water.
I saw a slightly swaying water surface, reflecting a charming face.
If it weren't for hearing her call herself a little rabbit cub from the phone, and not giving Jing Hongming face, and then determining that she was the man of the hour of the time, just looking at this face, Li Nannan would really not be able to call her aunt.
The blue eyes are slightly sunken, the straight nose looks pure Eastern European blood, and a mouth that is bigger than that of a Chinese woman, and it must be very professional when blowing that-
Although there are already shallow crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, which proves that her actual age is much older than her appearance, if you don't look carefully, she is a young woman of 1356.
In particular, the pair of black long-sleeved shirts on the chest that are uplifted, together with the slender white neck, are combined to form a part of the devil's figure.
Originally, it was very tasteful to admire a ripe beauty from the water.
But Li Nannan is a little embarrassed now.
embarrassed, it's not that he has to call the beautiful woman an aunt.
It's because he's bare-bottomed now.
The water is so clear, and Li Nannan's "delicate body" under the water can be said to be full of hair.
Including between his two legs, the lump that looked so big now looked so ugly, it made Li Nannan really want to cut it with a knife, and it was much better than being exposed to a woman like this by a beautiful woman.
Although his "delicate body" is not the first time that he has been seen by female elders.
Back then, after he was bitten by ten thousand snakes under the 800 frightened manger, his mother-in-law, mother-in-law, and the mother-in-law of the Xue family were all struck by him, especially the mother-in-law gave one of her most charming senses for her daughter's sexual happiness.
Alas, the past is simply unbearable.
Just as Li Nannan was staring at the face on the water, overlapping the faces of the other three women he respected in his mind, he heard the woman behind him ask in a cold voice, "Little rabbit, why don't you speak?" Believe it or not, I'm poking you out in the eye? β
After feeling the signs of strength in the fingers on his eyelids, Li Nannan dared to hesitate any longer, and hurriedly said, "Auntie, according to your appearance, I should call you eldest sister." But I don't dare, because you're my elderβ"
Alena interrupted him, "How do you know what I look like?" β
Li Nannan had no choice but to say: "The surface of the water." β
Alena was stunned for a moment before she came to her senses.
Coincidentally, when she looked down at the water, the mouth that could blow everything happened to overlap with the thing between Li Nannan's legs on the water, as if she was blowing on him.
Immediately embarrassed and angry, he raised his hand on the back of Li Nannan's head and slapped him heavily.
Still resentful, he got up and kicked his feet on his back, and kicked him into the pool at once.
Of course, when she started beating Li Nannan, the scalpel in her right hand had already been removed from his neck.
Otherwise, with the sharpness of the scalpel and her action when she slammed the back of Li Nannan's head, she could definitely cut the major artery in his neck.
After slapping the back of Li Nannan's head and kicking him in the back again, Alena was still not satisfied, so she grabbed the shower gel by the pool and smashed the little rabbit cub that had just emerged from the pool water.
Li Nannan just came out of the water, and before he opened his eyes, he heard the sound of a heavy object coming, and hurriedly turned his head in time, and the shower gel bottle hit the water hard, making a loud crack.
Li Nannan is a good child who respects the old and loves the young, especially in front of the stronger female elders, he is used to being a grandson.
As long as it's not too much, just beat and scold casually, and it's guaranteed to be flattered with a shy smile.
But the premise is that he has to determine who this female elder in front of him is?
The male juniors were taking a bath, she suddenly broke in, pretending to be a little sister in the bath and teasing Li Nannan, which was already suspected of being disrespectful to the old, but now she is moving her hands and feet, smashing people with things,
What's that, she's still not finished?
Clay people, and there is an earthy nature.
Li Nannan stood up from the water with a hula, covered his crotch with his left hand, and just wiped his face with his right hand, something flew in.
Hurriedly reached out and grabbed it.
This time, it was the cupping used by the bathing girl to cupping the guests.
Although the fire pot is not big, it is porcelain after all, and if it is smashed on the head, it will definitely end up with a broken head.
Throwing away the fire pot casually, Li Nannan glared and shouted: "Hey, are you still finished?" Who are you? Are we familiar with each other? As soon as we met, we moved our hands and feet. It just doesn't make sense. β
"Little bunny, you dare to treat me with such an attitude!"
Originally, if Li Nannan was obediently smashed in the head by the fire cup, Alena would have suffered a lot because of him, and the resentment of being slapped by her husband would have been reduced a lot.
But Li Nannan not only dared to dodge, but also dared to yell at her.
Alena, who had a bad temper and pretended to be on fire in her belly, was completely furious and jumped onto the edge of the bath.
The right foot is a little tiptoe, and the whole person actually soars into the air, and when he sweeps the bath about three meters wide, two long legs that are outlined by black tight leather pants are extremely sexy, and they kick forward alternately at a rapid speed.
She wore a pair of high-waisted riding boots, embellished with ornaments that I don't know if they were glasses or precious stones, and when she kicked quickly, she actually swayed the light and shadow of the cold forest, which was the legendary scissor feet.
Full of murderous aura, he came at Li Nannan's neck.
"I'll go, you crazy woman, you want to hit my head with a fire cup, and you won't let me ask what's going on? You're too domineering, aren't you? β
Alena's strong scissor feet finally cut off Li Nannan's patience, and she was no longer polite, and raised her foot and kicked out in the scolding.
The speed and movement of Alena pounced looked sharp.
After all, when she was young, she was already a black belt in taekwondo, especially her husband is the world's number one martial arts master.
But don't say that she is going one step further, even if it is ten steps further, congenital conditions, acquired efforts, and the limitations of pampering herself over the years, thinking about completely controlling vampire bats every day, she is still seven or eight streets away from the first-class master.
And what about Li Nannan?
Even Hu Xuantang, the world's number one master, said that if the two of them went head-to-head, he would not have the confidence to win the final victory.
This is enough to prove how good Li Nannan's force value is.
The person who can be praised by Hu Zhantang is definitely a super-first-class master.
A super-first-class master, after being impatient with being teased by a second-rate master, a seemingly casual kick can also play a big role.
With a bang, seeing that her feet were about to cut Li Nannan's neck, Alena suddenly felt that her left buttocks were as if she had been hit by a high-speed train, and her whole body was no longer under her control, as if she was riding a rocket, and flew to the ceiling.
Li Nannan's kick can be described as the last to come, just like a football player shooting a goal, but setting off an anti-aircraft gun, kicked Alena on the ass with the back of his foot, making her fly into the sky.
With this kick, Li Nannan used a full eight points of strength.
But I'm not afraid of hurting her.
First, this bitch's ass is very big, which proves that there is a lot of meat and is resistant to beating.
Second, Alena, who is already more than 1.8 meters tall, should not be inferior to Li Nannan in weight, so if he wants to kick her, he can't have a lot of strength.
"Ahh
Alena didn't know how she flew, but out of a sudden accident, she screamed in fright, and instinctively waved her hand indiscriminately, trying to maintain the balance of her body.
A person is in mid-air, what can she grab?
So when her forehead was about to touch the ceiling, due to the effect of gravity, the upward momentum condensed, and she fell rapidly.
If she is an enemy, just like she can kick her into the air with one kick with the strength of her flying force, Li Nannan can completely use her rapid falling force to kick again.
Promise, one kick can kick her out the window.
This is the fourth floor.
Even if this beautiful woman has a lot of flesh on her body and can resist falling, after falling from the fourth floor, she will not die, she will break her legs, broken arms, and bleed her internal organs.
But she is not an enemy, so of course Li Nannan can't do that.
But you can watch her fall into the water first with her butt like the worst diver in history, and the water splashes with a loud pop.
"This little bunny actually dared to kick me. I'm going to have to blow his head off! β
After falling into the water, only she knows how angry Alena is.
When he came out of the water with a bang, he had already taken out his customary desert eagle from his right riding boot.
The good performance of the Desert Eagle can ensure that it can still work normally after entering the water.
There are not many women who can drive a desert eagle with one hand on this earth.
Alena was one of them, and after pulling the trigger with her right index finger, she wiped her face with her left hand.
As soon as her eyes opened, her vision was still blurred by the water droplets, and she locked on Li Nannan, who had just jumped out of the bath and was wrapping a bath towel around her waist.
Li Nannan didn't expect that this beautiful woman with a bad temper would actually carry a big killing weapon like the Desert Eagle with her, and she was also a master of playing with guns, especially when she locked on to the target, her keen speed was superb.
Li Nannan thinks that women love to play with guns, and the higher the technology, the cooler the man will be - but the problem is, don't play with this kind of real gun.
Playing with real guns, it will kill people.
"Little bunny, why didn't you run away?"
As soon as her vision was clear, Alena saw Li Nannan, smiled sadly, pointed at the muzzle of his eyebrows, slowly moved down, and aimed at his crotch.
No matter how angry she was, Alena didn't dare to really blow Li Nannan's head off.
However, it should be okay to bang his little head, right?
"Pause!"
Seeing that Alena really showed signs of pulling the trigger, not joking, Li Nannan hurriedly said loudly: "This aunt, even if you want to kill me, you should let me die clearly, right?" For example, who are you and why do you want to trouble me. β
Li Nannan's words made Alena sober up a little.
finally realized that not to mention that Li Nannan's head couldn't be blown off, not even the little head.
Otherwise, someone will be quite angry, and her happy family will be shattered.
"Okay, then I'll let you die. Hold your head in your hands and squat down. β
"One hand, one hand and one hand to grab the bath towel."
Li Nannan sneered and squatted down obediently.
He squatted down obediently, because he could feel her irrational anger from Alena, which had dissipated a lot.