Zimo has a good spring, and the Red Chamber is drunk with orchestra.

Li Yan and the stupid big Song San came to Cuiyun Tower, and when they saw that they were already rubbing shoulders inside, they suddenly remembered that today was the "Flower List".

Evaluating the flower list is a method of selecting the winner in the green building, which was originally an activity only in the big green building in Kyoto, imitating the imperial examination system, evaluating the talents, conduct, appearance, charm and rhyme of the kiln sisters, distinguishing one, two and three.

It can be transmitted to a remote town like Yanggu County, where poetry and songs, qin, chess, calligraphy and painting are also used as selection criteria, but the proportion is extremely low. These local tyrants led by Ximenqing thought of the most direct way - throwing money.

Throwing money, it's really throwing money, the kiln sisters stand in a row on the stage, and the copper plates held by the guests below are smashed on the sisters they support.

Yes, it's that violent.

Isn't it a pleasure to be smashed by money, the more copper plates are smashed, the more painful it hurts, and the more delicate the kiln sisters are.

The guests who threw money were also happy, such as Ximen Qingdu, who prepared five or six bags of copper plates in advance, and strung ten copper plates together in order to increase the weight.

He will be arranged to sit in the front row, and the stool under him is also exquisite, with four legs pressed on the wheel, and two Xiao Si are responsible for pushing.

Ximenqing held a tray of money in his left hand, looked at the sisters on the stage playfully, and threw it hard with his right hand, if he hit the instep, thigh, arm, and stomach, he would feel annoyed.

If he hits his lips, chest, and the middle of the bottom, he will get applause and shouts, and he himself will be complacent.

The kiln sisters are not idle, hitting different positions, they will make different coquettish calls, and some take the initiative to hit their shameful parts to win his favor.

Later, it intensified, this year's kiln sisters only wore belly pockets on their upper bodies, and white cloth close-fitting shorts on their lower bodies, and saw that there were large strings of copper coins thrown on the stage, so they ripped open the belt of their trousers.

Song San slapped him with his elbow: "Do you have a copper coin in your hand?" ”

"What are you going to do? You don't want to play too, do you? Li Yan was surprised.

"Play for a while, aren't you playing?"

"How could I do such vulgar, vulgar, kitsch things!"

"Look, Yin'er is there."

Song San stood out as if he were standing out from the crowd, pointing to the candlelit place in the corner.

Li Yan stood on tiptoe and looked in the direction of his fingers, and sure enough, it was the chubby Yin'er, who was pulling a handkerchief at this time, with a bitter face, looking at the "sister" who was bulging under his crotch with hatred.

In fact, she was self-aware and didn't want to participate, but the bustard didn't allow it, and she was considered a woman to make up the numbers, so she was arranged to stand alone in the corner as a foil.

Li Yan found the turtle slave and exchanged the silver ticket for two pockets of copper coins, and walked towards the silver with a smile.

"Hey, add lights to here." Li Yan said to the turtle slave.

Yin'er was happy at first, and when she saw the person who came, she returned to her original state, isn't this Ximenqing's Xiaosi, and she doesn't think she can be the master of the show, but she is just playing with pocket money.

"Miss Yin'er, I'm going to smash you."

Li Yan's evil eyes and evil smile imprinted an evil heart.

In the previous life, don't say that you did this kind of behavior, even if you think about it, you will think that you are shameful and perverted.

Yin'er clasped her hands in front of her, covering her private parts, and said impatiently, "Come on." ”

Li Yan was stunned for a moment and lost interest, no wonder you have a bad business with such a dead fish, if it weren't for Lao Tzu to ask you for something, he wouldn't have taken care of you.

Li Yan threw the copper plate in his pocket on the stage boringly, and Song San seemed to have a good time, so he threw a few strings. Li Yan snatched the pocket angrily, and threw the entire pocket onto the stage with a strong hand.

Yin'er also felt something strange and looked at the two of them suspiciously.

Li Yan took out a silver ticket of fifty taels and said, "Take me to your room." ”

Yin'er suddenly smiled and couldn't close her mouth, and said to the turtle slave arrogantly: "I took the copper plate for the old lady, and the mother has a distinguished guest." ”

After speaking, he dragged Li Yan's arm and walked upstairs, shook his chest three times, raised his head, and did not forget to glance at the audience with contemptuous eyes, like a hen that had just laid eggs.

It's hard for Li Yan, he covered his face with his sleeves, listened to the ridicule of the guests, and entered the room embarrassedly.

As soon as the door was closed, Yin'er untied her belly pocket, leaking out two proud headlights, bright and bright, and Li Yan's eyes couldn't be opened, and he hurriedly said: "You put it on first, I have something to ask you." ”

As if she hadn't heard it, Yin'er spun around in a circle and said narcissistically: "Am I beautiful? ”

Li Yan sighed, although he is not a decent gentleman, he is still quite picky, especially after seeing Li Bei'er, his eyes are even higher than the top of his head.

But now there is no way, the business is important, and she is not required to put on clothes, and goes straight to the point: "There is a person named Erwang in Ximen Mansion, do you remember?" ”

Yin'er said with a flattering eye: "I don't remember anyone, I only remember you, the official." ”

"If you don't remember, then I'm leaving." As he spoke, he picked up the silver ticket and left.

Yin'er hurriedly said, "Hey, don't, I remember, I can't forget that abnormal heart for a lifetime." ”

As soon as Li Yan heard that there was a drama in the secret way, he sat down and poured a glass of water, and said, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Yin'er put on her belly pocket, probably understood Li Yan's intention, and sat down with her, pursed her lips and said, "I don't even want to mention it, I'm a pervert." ”

"Tell me."

Yin'er stretched out her hand to ask for a silver ticket, and Li Yan threw it over.

"Nasi definitely has a problem in his heart, every time he comes, he gets drunk and smoky, and he scolds when he enters the door, I didn't understand it at first, but then I didn't know ......" Yin'er suddenly covered her mouth and snickered in the middle of her speech.

"Tell me, how?"

"It turns out that his mother-in-law and the Ximen officials stepped on the clouds to ascend to immortals, hahahaha."

"You mean...... Erwang's wife has an adulterous affair with Ximenqing? So how did you find out? ”

Li Yan was excited, if this matter was serious, Erwang should hate Ximen Qing, as long as he had weaknesses, he could take advantage of them.

Yin'er suddenly stopped laughing, as if she didn't want to speak, but looked at the silver ticket in her hand, sighed and said:

"At first, I didn't know, but there are often customers who like to beat and scold, so I don't think it's unusual. It's just that every time he does things, he is very different from others, and he prefers me to talk about the process with Ximenqing. ”

Li Yan was puzzled: "What is the process with Ximen Qing?" ”

"What else? Which posture, how long, etc., are asked in detail, over and over again. ”

Li Yan's eyes widened and said, "Really? ”

Yin'er looked at his expression and said, "You won't have this habit too, right?" ”

Li Yan laughed, flicked the headlights with his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm normal." ”

After speaking, he walked downstairs quickly and beckoned Song San to leave.