Gu Baoyin had an understanding.

Sure enough, Zeng Aniu said again: "As long as you win the hearts of beauties here, for people like us, a lifetime is enough." If the family is better than himself, then he still climbs the high branches, so why feel ashamed? ”

"Daoist Gu, do you feel ashamed?"

"No shame!"

Gu Bao shook his head decisively, joke, can you be ashamed of eating soft rice?

If it's really embarrassing, where will you put your poor face?

Zeng Aniu sighed with emotion: "It is said that our great witch in Chang'an was married back by a person who had nothing. What an enviable blessing for that man. ”

Nima ......

Gu Bao almost glared, okay, I'll bear it!

Zeng Aniuwu didn't know that the person he envied sat beside him.

"Gu Daochang, don't you know, in this life, it is really important for a man to marry the right daughter-in-law. It is more important than a woman marrying the right person. ”

This shameless remark, Gu Bao thought so.

"Hey, no, I said that the big witch can't everyone marry? Didn't the demon king of the mixed world say that as long as he dared to marry his daughter, he would marry that witch to him? ”

Zeng Aniu despised Gu Bao with his nervous eyes.

"Dude, do you really think so?"

"Who is the Demon King of the Mixed World? What he says, if you believe it, he can knock your intestines out. He gave birth to two daughters in total, can he marry his daughters casually? ”

Gu Bao frowned secretly, no, he wanted to be a sister at the beginning, but Lao Cheng didn't seem to be angry.

"Some people are really anxious. It's like the demon king of the world. ”

Zeng Aniu pouted, "But once others really think so, it will be miserable." He was just relaxed in his mouth, and his heart was really anxious, but in fact, the conditions would not relax at all. ”

Inexplicably, Gu Bao suddenly felt a lot better.

"Have you tried?"

"Hehe," Zeng Aniu smiled, "The people of this national academy, some people have tried it and were beaten by fat." ”

Gu Bao: "......."

Zeng Aniu concluded: "Now I heard that the man who married the witch is doing very well. It's really enviable. ”

Gu Bao grinned and said, "What is there to envy?" If you are envious, it is better to take the initiative to attack, near the water and the building is the first to get the moon, there are so many women here, and your purpose is also very clear, why don't you take this opportunity directly to find a girlfriend? ”

Zeng Aniu fell silent, frowning and pondering.

Gu Bao said with a smile: "Change the unfavorable conditions into advantages, misfortunes, and blessings." Brother is optimistic about you. ”

Zeng Aniu suddenly got up suddenly, and then walked to the other side.

Gu Bao was stunned and said, "Where are you going?" ”

"Eat soft rice!"

Gu Bao: "........"

Zeng Aniu also seemed to feel that his words were abrupt, and hurriedly turned his head and explained: "I'm going to communicate with everyone, hehe." ”

"Hehe, have a good exchange." Gu Bao expressed understanding.

Zeng Aniu laughed dryly twice, wiped away in a cold sweat.

Looking at Zeng Aniu's background, Gu Bao muttered, "Fellow Daoists." ”

It has to be said that the women of the National Academy are relatively reserved.

Gu Bao sat alone in the pavilion, stunned and didn't come to talk to him.

This undoubtedly made Gu Bao feel lonely.

"It's a pity that the guitar didn't come. Otherwise, wouldn't a small and fresh song "Childhood" automatically attract attention at this time? ”

Sighing, Gu Bao saw that it was still early, so he made up his mind and took the initiative to attack.

The best way to soak a woman is not to chase it, but to attract it.

The break dance that Gu Bao set up for Cheng Chumo and others before was like that.

Gu Bao is an old... Ahem, naturally I also know the taste.

Without a guitar, my brother can't sing.

The poems are too vulgar to be directly forced.

He thought about it and finally put his mind on storytelling.

In ancient times, entertainment was relatively scarce, and being able to tell a wonderful story was more remarkable than anything else.

The early stage is undoubtedly more difficult.

But Gu Bao naturally wouldn't worry.

He directly found Gao Yang, "Princess, you can talk to Poor Dao." ”

Gao Yang hurriedly followed, "How did you tell Zeng Aniu, I see that he has come back to life." ”

Gu Bao: "...... Where did he come back to life, he was broken jars, and there was nothing he could do. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Leave that alone."

Gu Bao smiled and said, "I'm going to tell some wonderful stories, do you want to listen to them?" ”

"Listen, listen!"

Gao Yang said happily: "Is it really exciting? ”

"Decisive and wonderful, have you forgotten that poor Dao never tells lies?"

Gao Yang automatically ignored his words and said, "Then you can say it." I listened. ”

"No," Gu Bao said: "The story must be good, everyone has to listen to it together, otherwise you will listen to it wonderfully alone, and no one will share it with you, what fun is there?" ”

Gao Yang felt reasonable, and he didn't need Gu Bao to say more, he went back and muttered a few words, and a group of women walked towards Gu Bao.

Gu Bao smiled slightly, turned around and returned to the pavilion.

Sit there leisurely.

Not long after, more than a dozen girls surrounded him.

The number of people is not large, but in the National Academy, it is originally a group of three or five, and it is definitely not small.

"Gu Bao, do you want to tell a story?"

"Isn't it exciting?"

"Is there a touching love story in the Book of Songs?" There are women who boldly speak their minds.

"Yes, yes, we want to listen to love stories, sad love stories."

"No, I want to listen to sweet, I want to be domineering and delicate. The story of Princess Mei. ”

"Isn't that chaos? Lun? The prince and princess belong to the family. ”

"What, I'm talking about foreign."

"The foreign one is also called ......"

"You're so stupid, since there are foreign countries, it's definitely not a country. Why do you always think about a country? ”

Gu Bao has one head and two big.

These broken women can quarrel about.

But on second thought, these women can be regarded as speaking out about their needs.

That's a love story.

Gu Bao originally wanted to talk about "Journey to the West", because "Dream of Red Mansions" is good-looking and hard to say, it is a life that he savored, and if he wants to say it, he doesn't have that ability.

As for "Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin", not to mention.

That's something that only men love.

"Journey to the West" is generally comprehensive.

But now when he heard everyone say this, Gu Bao suddenly remembered the fairy tale.

He smiled slightly and raised his voice: "Let me tell you the story of "The Frog Prince". ”

"Oh my God, it's so big."

"It's also the frog prince, you can't bring it in."

Gu Bao rolled his eyes, "You are a woman, what kind of frog did you bring in?" ”

"The prince must be matched with the princess, and I brought in the princess, but I don't want to match the frog."

Gu Bao didn't bother to argue with them, but said, "Let's listen to the poor Tao slowly, it will definitely move you." ”