Chapter 1: Cheng Biting Jin's Third Son Is Crazy...... (The new book is auspicious, ask for a collection and ask for recommendations)

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Chapter 1

In the eighth year of Zhenguan, Lixia, in the mansion of Lu Guogong in Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty.

Cheng Chubi raised his head at a forty-five degree angle at the moment, looking up at the sky without the slightest haze.

The refreshing breeze blew over Chang'an City, but it didn't affect it at all.

As the technical backbone of the township health center, he is enjoying the spicy hot pot. However, I received a call from a remote village, and an elderly man broke his leg.

Throwing the medical equipment to the Zongshen motorcycle that the health center gave itself as a technical backbone, the throttle boomed, the three-wheeled motorcycle, and in the eyes of the beautiful little nurse who came to deliver the medical equipment, a dashing tire drifted out of the health center.

As a result, less than two kilometers out of the health center, he was hit by a large cargo with failed brakes at the intersection of the mountain road.

When I opened my eyes again, I found that this was no longer the country path and mountain village I was familiar with.

There was no ward full of the smell of 84 disinfectant, and he actually came to the Cheng Mansion in Chang'an City in the eighth year of the Tang Zhenguan.

It's not good to be reincarnated, but I reincarnated myself in the old hooligan of the famous warlord circle of the Tang Dynasty, and the cheeky family of the Xungui circle.

In Chang'an City, the neighbors talked about the twenty-four heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, and without saying a word, they directly cocked their thumbs.

If you talk about someone in the middle of the twenty-four heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, hehe...... The thumb that has just been cocked will be pointing down in an instant.

"Cherish life and stay away from big goods." Cheng Chubi's eyes moistened, goodbye, upstairs and downstairs, electric light and telephone. Goodbye, my 5G phone that I just bought with a month's salary.

There is also my computer stuffed with four T hard drives, as well as my Glory of Kings, which has been supreme stars, and my beloved who I have just prepared and haven't eaten a few meals: Cheng's secret hot pot base......

In any case, becoming the child of a senior national cadre, such a high starting point really made Cheng Chubi have the idea of wanting to eat and wait for death for the rest of his life when he knew his identity.

However, how can the nine-year compulsory education bring about a correct outlook on life, values and world view, a dedicated medical worker, a member of the poverty alleviation township assistance working group, and a talented chef who is good at southern cuisine, how can he have such a sinking and depraved idea.

What I came to was the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, how could I do nothing? Cheng Chubi began to introspect himself.

At this moment, a plush face came over, and a pair of curious copper bell eyes stared at it, and Cheng Chubi's face turned black.

"Second brother? Your face, can you be a little farther away. ”

Can you stay away from me with that hairy face, you know, the number of bacteria on a man's beard far exceeds the number of bacteria on a dog?

"Third child, what are you looking at here?" The second brother Cheng Chuliang raised his head and looked around.

"Second and third, what are you looking at here?" The twin eldest brother Cheng Chumo also rushed over, and subconsciously raised his head to look at the sky.

The same plush face, the same curious copper bell big eyes......

Behind him, the old Sicheng Chucun, who was less than ten years old, and the old Wucheng Chuli, who was only eight years old, also rushed over and raised their heads in unison.

"......" Cheng Chubi looked at the raised faces around him, and a sense of superiority in IQ instantly emerged.

"Brothers, what are you looking at, looking at the big bird?" More than six years old, less than two years after removing the fart curtain, the old Liucheng Chuxia who has been rolling into a mud monkey all day long also appeared......

Looking at this big family full of rough men, Cheng Chubi silently lowered his head and walked away quietly.

He felt that if he continued to stay like this, his IQ would be lowered to the same level.

"The third child, the third child, what are you looking at?" The second brother Cheng Chuliang still stubbornly held his head high and shouted loudly.

Cheng Chubi sighed faintly, ignoring the five brothers. With a wave of my sleeves, I quietly left, not taking a cloud with me.

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Chang'an City, in the palace.

The skin is better than snow, and the beautiful and gentle eldest grandson queen Yingbu entered the house, and saw her husband Li Shimin's expression a little dignified.

"Erlang, what's going on? I just saw that Sun Daochang, Yuan Daochang and the extremely corrupt Lu Guocheng were leaving the palace. ”

"Alas, the third child of the Cheng family, I had a banquet with the children of the Xungui family a few days ago, but I was drunk for two days before I woke up, and after I woke up, I didn't know anyone anymore."

"Lao Cheng invited Doctor Deng from Yongxingfang to see Cheng Chubi, but Lao Cheng almost fought with the doctor."

"Fighting?" Empress Eldest Sun's face was a little strange. "Why is that?"

Li Shimin spread his hands helplessly.

"Doctor Deng said that Cheng Laosan was crazy, you don't know the temper of Lao Cheng's family, if it weren't for the presence of Wei Chigong and Qin Qiong at that time, I'm afraid it would be ......."

Empress Changsun tightened the corners of her clothes with her hands, and fixed her god for a long time, and finally there was no loss of honor in front of the king, so she was surprised. "Doctor Deng is also a well-known doctor in Chang'an, what he said ......"

"That's why Lao Cheng came to the palace to ask Sun Daochang, who was treating his father and recuperating his body, and Yuan Daochang was also proficient in the art of Qihuang, and he was also dragged away."

"On that day, the children of several noble families were there. And Ke'er's kid also went, alas......"

"If Cheng Chubi's illness doesn't get better, I really don't know how much headache I will have." Speaking of this, Li Shimin couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"Since Daochang Sun and Daochang Yuan are going together, his illness may be cured......" Empress Sun could only comfort softly.

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The middle-aged strong man Cheng Biting Jin, sitting in the carriage with a thick beard on his face and a solemn expression, listened carefully to the question of Sun Daochang, who had a childish face beside him.

"There will be something unusual about patients with heart loss, I wonder if General Cheng can find anything unusual about him?"

"Strange? Except that I don't know anyone, there's nothing out of the ordinary. Cheng Yanjin touched his thick beard like a steel needle, and his expression was very entangled.

"Oh, by the way, the third child doesn't want to use the toilet when he goes to the thatched house today, and he doesn't want to use the cloth towel. I have to make rice paper, and I don't have any paper, and there is no sense of ritual in squatting. ”

"Yi, a sense of ceremony?" Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang, two well-known Taoist masters in the world, had green faces, and it was easy to maintain their expressions without losing their temper.

Carrying your pants to a filthy place like a thatched house, and actually rubbing your buttocks with the paper used by literati to record poems and books, this is a special sense of ritual of God......

"Ahem...... General Cheng, is there anything else unusual about him? ”

Sun Dao took a long look at his snow-white beard and fixed his mind, feeling that it was better to skip this topic that would be poked in the backbone by tens of thousands of cultural people and gentlemen in Chang'an City.

"What else can be abnormal, none of the relatives at home know each other, and there are some unbelievable sentences in my mouth."

Yuan Tiangang interjected. "Please give me an example, what did he say that the general could not understand?"

Cheng Yanjin rubbed his beard tangled and sighed.

"Lao Cheng, I remember that the first thing he said when he woke up asked Lao Cheng what kind of scene he was filming, and if he could borrow his hand to call the police......"

"I've been fighting birds all my life, and I've never heard of birds like hand chickens......"

"As for the phone call, call the police, Lao Cheng and I are even more confused, but when I ask this kid, he flatly denies it!"

"......" Yuan Tiangang looked confused, I have lived for decades, and I have never heard any phone calls.

Then, he took his gaze and hinted wildly at Doctor Sun, who was also confused beside him.

After making eye contact with the two Daomen masters for a while, they both understood what each other meant, this Cheng Sangongzi, I am afraid that even if he is not crazy, he should be similar to his soul loss.

"I said, two Dao Masters, what are you doing in front of Lao Cheng? What's the matter, you can't say anything? ”

Cheng Yanjin on the side was directly unhappy.

I invited you to come to see the doctor, not because you two chrysanthemum-faced old cows were in love.

"......" The faces of the two masters of the Daomen were black.

can look at the murderous appearance of this old Cheng puff with puffed cheeks and a face full of horizontal meat.

That's it, cowardice...... Ahem, just from the heart.

We and other outsiders, why should we be like this well-known court bully, a noble hooligan.

"General Cheng is talking nonsense, Poor Dao is thinking about it, and he will go to see Ling Lang in what capacity he should face it."

"What Sun Daochang said is very true, he doesn't think he is sick, then we must be very careful, observe from the side, and then say anything else."

"It's okay, there are two Taoist chiefs, my son is well, and Lao Cheng will have a good reward." Cheng Yanjin stretched out his hands covered with black hair on the back of his hand and slapped them heavily on the shoulders.

The calm and heavy power made the faces of the two masters turn pale......

As soon as the carriage stopped in front of the Duke of Lu's mansion, Cheng Yanjin saw Wei Chi Gong galloping on his horse, and a carriage was pulled behind him.

"Lao Cheng, I'll send medicine to your third child." Wei Chigong, a burly man with a black face, turned over and jumped off the horse, raising his hand proudly.

The guards behind him pulled the carriage to him, and the two Taoist leaders who had just gotten out of the carriage widened their eyes, and an adult bear and a colorful leopard were lying on the carriage at the moment.

"This is medicine?!" Sun Simiao took another white beard, inhaled like a toothache, and Yuan Tiangang, who was beside him, also didn't understand.

Mighty and majestic, standing side by side with that Cheng biting gold, it is simply two hideous door gods Wei Chi Gong stroked the thick beard proudly.

"That's not it, yesterday I sent that Doctor Deng out of Lao Cheng's mansion, and asked casually if this disease can be supplemented by form? Old man Deng said that it should be possible. ”

"Didn't the third child of your family suffer from heart loss? Then let's make up for the form with the form, big guys, give him the whole pot of bear-hearted leopard gall, it will be effective. ”

"Hiss......" The two Daomen masters gasped, and the corners of their eyes twitched.

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