The huge picture turned out to be a portrait of Li Yan!

The teacher wanted to move the painting behind the screen, but he didn't expect Li Yan to dare to break in without permission, and for a while, he had mixed feelings, shame, annoyance, hatred, and affection.

"Don't hide, I've seen it all."

When he first saw it, Li Yan felt flattered, but he was stunned for a moment, then he pulled up a stinky fart, walked to the painting leisurely, and began to judge it.

"Hmm...... The eyebrows are like, the nose is a little more straight, the mouth, in fact, you can add more cinnabar, ears, you look at my ear bones here, there is a mole here......"

At the beginning, the master was still looking at Li Yan with an angry face, and he thought of a hundred ways to kill people in his heart, and he couldn't wait to experiment on him one by one.

When Li Yan brought his ears closer, suddenly his heart twitched, and he felt that this scene was familiar.

But this memory is very vague, and I can't remember when I have had a similar scene or done a similar act.

Anyway, it is very kind, just like getting along with her loved ones, so that she completely abandons distracting thoughts, completely relaxes, and her cautious mentality on weekdays disappears.

The master retracted his thoughts, interrupted the chattering Li Yan, put the painting aside casually, and said, "Sit down, let's talk about the uprising." ”

Uprising?

Li Yan was horrified, but he didn't dare to show it, he still pretended to be a ruffian, sat on the bed with a big grin, crossed Erlang's legs, and said, "Let's talk." ”

Fortunately, the teacher didn't know Li Yan well enough, otherwise he would definitely see the flaws.

Li Yan has a habit that is diametrically opposed to normal people, the more he attaches importance to things, the more he likes to show a very relaxed appearance, but in fact, his heart is already turbulent, rolling with shocking waves.

Another is that when did Li Yan, who has always been poor-mouthed, speak so concisely, this is a complete manifestation of unconfidence, and he is afraid that he will lose too many words, so he will become like gold.

In the final analysis, we still have less time together and don't know enough......

"Did Wang Fu tell you a specific plan?" The teacher didn't bother to care about him, and went straight to the point.

Li Yan grabbed the quilt, sniffed vigorously, and said with a retrospective expression: "I'm not sure if he will lie to me, after all, there is a feud between us, if this matter is made up by him, you better not listen to it, otherwise, you will definitely be angry." ”

Foolproof!

Every word Li Yan said was ambiguous nonsense, and no matter what the master thought, he would feel reasonable.

Because Wang Fu and Li Yan do have a grudge, what happened in the Kaifeng Mansion court that day is enough to support this statement.

The latter sentence will make you angry, and it is even more clever language art.

Since the teacher is disguised as a singer, it must be based on seduction, but any normal woman will have taboos about this kind of thing, let alone a hot-tempered teacher.

The master snatched the quilt, threw it aside and said, "I can tell you truthfully that he didn't lie to you, but you have the right to choose and can refuse to join." ”

"You let me smell it, and after you left, I could still smell it from your bed for the first two months, but after two months it was suddenly gone." Li Yan pulled the quilt and said.

"You, you sleep in my bed?" Shi Shi was surprised.

Li Yan smirked and said, "I sleep once every seven days, it's very punctual." ”

There was an instant silence in the room.

The master did not show the shyness of a little woman, but stared at Li Yan with burning eyes.

At this point, she regretted a little that she had involved this man.

Long......

She said coldly: "You go, forget about this matter, we don't need your help." ”

Li Yan secretly hated, this girl is really difficult to deal with, and she didn't tell the essence of the matter, but suddenly became cold again, what can I do?

"We live and die together, and we share weal and fall." Li Yan said tentatively.

Unexpectedly, the master suddenly scolded: "If you don't let you help, you have to be nosy, if the assassination fails, it is a big crime to punish the nine clans, you don't think about yourself, you have to think about the wives and concubines at home, they are all innocent, they have a good day, but what do you do when you come in!" ”

"What? You're going to kill the Emperor? Li Yanhuo stood up and shouted in horror.

Shishi's surprise was no less than him, because it could be seen from Li Yan's expression that he didn't know about this matter at all, and he was lying to himself from the beginning.

And when Li Yan heard about the uprising, he knew that Shi Shi was on Fang La's thief ship.

However, he thought that the role of the master was only to collect intelligence, like the Cuiyun Tower in Liangshan, so he was not surprised, but he didn't expect that it was to assassinate the emperor!

Throughout history, from ancient times to the present, there have been countless famous assassins, but there are almost zero successful cases, such as Jing Ke, Zhuan Zhu, Zhang Liang, such characters have all ended in failure, and she is just a female streamer who dares to do this.

Li Yan gritted his teeth and secretly hated Fang La, it must be this traitor who brainwashed the teacher, otherwise it would never be like this.

"You lied to me!" The master gritted his teeth and said.

"It's not that I lied to you, it's that I guessed that you have something big to do, otherwise according to your temper, how can you stoop to Ji? Listen to me, stop here, go home with the prime minister, and let his mother's Fang La, where cool to go. ”

Li Yan said as he went to take the teacher's hand.

"If you dare to speak wildly, you will be disrespectful to the Holy Father, and you will not blame the county lord for being ruthless!" The master dodged and stepped aside.

"Bullshit county lord, after a while, Fang La will be killed, who else will you be the county lord?" Li Yan didn't care much, and continued to stretch out his hand to pull the teacher.

"If you say it again, I'm really welcome!" The master continued to dodge.

Li Yan said discouragedly: "Do you believe me, or do you believe in the anti-thief Fang La?" ”

In a word, the teacher who asked at the time of the landing was speechless.

How could she not know that assassinating the emperor was a dead end, how could she not know that Hangzhou was losing and retreating, and how could she not know who was really good to her......

However, it is a fact that the dog emperor Zhao Ji poisoned the people, lost his mind with playthings, brought disaster to the country and the people, and appointed traitorous ministers.

If he continues to be the emperor, I don't know how many innocent people will die tragically, even if the Holy Father is not there, he will definitely not be able to break the oath he made at the beginning!

The master gritted his teeth and said, "Of course, the lord of this county believes in the Holy Father. ”

"You!" Li Yanqi broke the portrait with a punch and said, "Since you believe in some bullshit Holy Father, why don't you draw him." Hang it in the boudoir, hang it in the living room, hang it in the dining hall, and even hang his portrait in the thatched house, and if you can't do it, you wear it on your body all the time, look at it day and day, and read it night and night......"

Syllable!

Shishi's slap this time was very different from that day, because it was a trembling body, so he didn't exert much strength at all.

And the meaning is also different, last time it was really a fight for the sake of fighting, but this time it was clearly a fight that I couldn't help it.

"I don't need your help, you don't have to say this to me, we have nothing to do with each other since that day, if you still think I am your wife, then write a letter of divorce and send it." Shishi turned his back to Li Yan and said.

"Good! I'm going back to write a letter of divorce, I'm going to divorce you, a witch! ”

Li Yan angrily brushed his sleeves away.