Chapter 281: Untouchable Crazy Chapter
Guarding Lan thought for a while, "It should be right, as for how to take care of it, the last general didn't see it, don't worry, Lord Wang, such a private matter, our group of guards know each other very well." β
Xiao Thirteen snorted coldly, turned around silently, and the slightly exposed ears were as red as a dye vat.
I don't know if it was because he was red from the cold, or because of the excitement in his heart at the moment, he unconsciously danced, hummed a song, and turned back to the bedroom.
"Little prince? Aren't you going to chase the princess? β
"No more chasing." Xiao Thirteen waved his hand in a dashing manner, "This king is already her man, she can't run away, now, this king must give her a sense of crisis, let her know how afraid she is of losing this king, and how important this king is." β
Guard Lan raised his eyebrows slightly, held back the corners of his mouth from laughing, and sneered: "Then the prince will slowly brew a sense of crisis, and the last will go to choose bows and arrows and horses." β
"Why, are you going out hunting?" Little Thirteen leaned on the futon and asked disapplausively.
"Back to the prince, don't you know? This morning, Lord Chen of the Criminal Department announced a list of marriageable men in Wanqiong Country, which contains the name of the last general, so the day after tomorrow will choose relatives to hunt, and the last general will also play. Guard Lan said naturally.
"Really? It turns out that the Lan guards are also going to participate in the selection of relatives hunting meeting, choosing relatives to hunt..."The happy voice stopped instantly, the young man was stunned suddenly, turned his face stiffly, looked at the Lan guard who had nothing to do, and asked in a trembling voice: "You, you, you also want to participate in Xiaoxiao's selection of relatives hunting?" β
"Yes, not only the last general, but also the eighteen guards in the house, except for the youngest one, the others will participate, it is said that when the time comes, the saint, the queen mother, and the harem concubines will all attend, watch us compete on horseback, and show our skills."
"Are you all going?" Someone went berserk with rage.
"Naturally, the Holy Lord's will, who dares to disrespect, however, in the end, it depends on the princess's will, it is said that she will choose one of the overcomers, and then appoint that man as her husband, since it is the Holy Lord, the former commander of the forbidden army must also behave well, the bow and arrow have been useless for too long, and they are all rusty." The Lan guard, who was in a good mood, also hummed a relaxed ballad, took a brisk step, and turned around and went out.
Xiao Thirteen, who was left alone with complicated feelings, was in the dormitory, howling miserably in his heart.
God, my father and grandmother still want to watch the battle, aren't they in a hurry to give the king a green hat?
No, this sense of crisis will have to be given later.
Xiao Thirteen held back his itchy throat, dragged his heavy body, put on a wool cloak, turned around and rushed out, chasing after the Lan guards and shouting: "Lan guards, you wait for this king, this king will also practice riding and archery today." β
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The snow peak in the early morning was covered with several layers of heavy snow like a quilt, as if as long as he stretched his feet, he would fall into the snow and could no longer pull it out.
"The king, the king... There are also one hundred and twenty-three wild boars, which is enough to count, phew. Call.. Whew..."
Deputy General Lin, who hadn't closed his eyes from last night to this morning, looked at the Nine Princes tiredly, his eyes were red, he knelt on the snow in pain, hot sweat kept sliding down his forehead, and he shook his head.
"Lin Donglai, it's all your bad idea for this king, let this king marry the rude and willful princess Minghua, now it's good, this king is being played around, this king is the god of war of Wanqiong country, and now he has fallen to the point where he wants to hunt wild boars in the snow mountains, spread out, what face does this king have, what face does the court have in the face of civil and military officials, what face does it have, command tens of millions of generals, and fight on the battlefieldββ"
The angry Nine Princes gritted his teeth fiercely, raised his longbow, and stuck it in the heavy snow, billowing white smoke splattered out of his mouth, hungry and cold.
Vice General Lin put the handle of his knife against the snow, supported himself to stand up, looked up at the man with a great figure on horseback, and said with good words: "Lord Wang... Nowadays, we are chasing wild boars in the snowy mountains, and catching wild wolves are following the example of King Goujian, and they are lying on their backs to taste their courage. β
"Lying on the salary? It's okay if you don't say it, as soon as you say this king, you will be hungry, hurry up and slaughter a wild boar and roast it for this king to eat! The Ninth Prince commanded angrily.
"No, Lord Wang, those dozens of wild boars, after staying up for a day and a night, finally caught them, if you can't catch enough two hundred before the day after tomorrow, I don't know what the eldest princess of Minghua will say."
The Nine Princes, who were already angry, pulled out his sword, and lay it across the neck of Deputy General Lin, and said violently: "This king said that if you eat wild boar, you will eat wild boar, and now you want to..."
"Yes, yes, subordinates obey."
Since the Nine Princes were injured, Vice General Lin has become more and more unable to guess the thoughts of the Nine Princes, and there is always a feeling of accompanying the king like a tiger.
Before long, the conscientious Vice General Lin picked up some firewood from the tree and wanted to build a fire, but the wet firewood he picked up was too wet, and the ice and snow covering it had not melted yet, so he couldn't light it at all.
"Vice General Lin, are you okay?"
The Nine Princes, who were riding a horse and chasing wild boars with his subordinates, were a little impatient, and shouted from a distance, and the sound penetrated the entire snow-capped mountain, making bursts of echoes.
Isn't it okay yet...
Isn't it okay...
All right...
"Hui Wang..."Vice General Lin trembled, reluctantly stood up, and was just about to open his mouth to reply, when a heavy layer of snow fell from the tree, covering his entire head, "Hmmmm..."
"What's going on?" The Nine Princes couldn't help but ride a horse towards him, and suddenly, there was a sound in his ears, as if the entire snow-capped mountain was shaking, and the pair of sharp eagle eyes looked around vigilantly, and found that there was a group of wild wolves lurking on the side of the mountain, eyeing them and the wild boar herd they caught.
"This group of wild wolves, yesterday I didn't see a single one for a long time, but today I obediently sent it to the door, just right, anyway, the wolf has caught enough, this king is going to open meat today and eat wolf meat!"
He rode his fierce horse towards the wolves, and when he came to the longbow, he turned slightly sideways, stretched out his hand, took the longbow from the ground, drew his arrow, and shot at the wolves.
The woman who had been hiding on the arbor looked at the picture of the 'God of War vs. Snow Wolves' below, licked the rock sugar gourd on the side of her mouth, and watched the play with taste.
Vice General Lin, who sensed that something was wrong, hurriedly turned around and shouted in a hurry: "The whole army is on alert, don't care about the wild boar first, assist the prince first, and repel the wild wolves." β
As soon as the words fell, a trumpet sounded in the distance, and a group of soldiers with swords, guns, swords, and halberds rushed out, and in the blank snow, the soldiers rushed towards the fierce wolves like tiny ants.
I don't know if the sound of the horn in the distance was too loud, and the thick snow on the edge of the cliff actually collapsed, and in an instant, it fell on the slope, and the boulder-like snow fell towards the army of the Nine Princes like an endless wave.
Vice General Lin shouted in shock: "Beat the drum and collect the troops, Lord Wang, it's an avalanche, don't fight, go back quickly!" β
At that time, this 'high-flying, high-spirited' Nine Princes were fighting desperately with sharp blades and fierce wolf clan leaders.
Seeing that the snow almost wanted to submerge the arbor, she jumped sharply and jumped to the top of the arbor, with a pair of crooked crescent eyes, looking at the Nine Princes with a smile, gnawing on the sweet and sour wild hawthorn.
"If you don't leave, aren't you afraid that you will be buried alive?" Yin Hong's mouth was full of the sweet fragrance of wild hawthorn, she looked at the bamboo sticks with unfinished eyes, and muttered: "There is only the last one left, I knew that I would have asked for the sugar gourd of the whole stall, and it is really not enjoyable to eat like this." β
The raging snow soon drowned out the people below, and a white mist rose in front of the girl's eyes, and she clapped her hands happily as if watching a beautiful circus.
"Good, good, well acted, rewarded!"
As soon as the words fell, she pinched her fingers, gently took the bamboo stick in her hand, and shot quickly towards the white mist, whimpering halfway, and shot the wolf leader who was hiding in the white mist and gnawing the arm of the Nine Princes.
The blazing blood-red dripped down the snow and melted at the feet of the Nine Princes.
He looked at the leader of the wild wolf biting his arm in a daze, and fell heavily to the ground, he leaned his back under the tree, and watched the heavy white snow fly by, drowning his neck, and in an instant, he was buried in the snow.
"Careless..."
Finally, after two hours of boiling, he lost consciousness in the snow.
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In the middle of the night, the kitchen was boiling hot ginger soup, steaming up, and the man was groggy and half-open, cold and hungry.
He stared at the broken roof in a daze, thinking about what had just happened, and in his confused consciousness, he saw a well-behaved smiling face, picking up his armor...
At this time, there was the sound of sharpening knives in his ears, and the Nine Princes opened their eyes vigilantly, and immediately sat up, only to find that he was naked, only covered with a coarse linen quilt, sitting on a strange bed.
Shocked, he roared, "Who are you, and what have you done to this king?" β
The back of the sharpening knife paused, turned his face, wearing a blank mask, no eyes, no lips, and the other party's voice said coldly: "Awake? When you wake up, drink this ginger soup. β
"This king doesn't eat the food that comes to you, you take it away!"
The angry Nine Princes knocked over the hot ginger soup handed by the other party with one hand, and the other party looked at the only half of the ginger soup left in the bowl, raised half of the mask, and drank it casually.
Through the dim candlelight, the small half of the face was like a porcelain doll, revealing a delicate and small mouth, the Nine Princes looked at the mask man suspiciously, and said suspiciously: "Are you still a child?" β
"What is a child?"
There is no fluctuation in the voice, which makes people can't guess what kind of expression is under the blank mask.
"That's it, forget it if you don't understand." He held back his anger, pulled the quilt, and pursed his lips, "This king asked you, did you take off this king's clothes?" β
The masked man nodded.
"Why?"
"Your clothes are wet, and you can't wear my clothes."
The Nine Princes frowned slightly, estimating the height of the masked man, who was short and had no flesh, and at first glance he was the kind of child who was stunted, thinking that he had misunderstood.
Where the roof leaked, the snow drifted unexpectedly, causing him to shiver.
"Are you the only one here? What about the adults in the family? β
The masked man paused, turned around, continued to sharpen his knife, and replied casually: "Except for you, there are only me and grandpa here." β
"Your grandfather? Why didn't the king see him, was he outside the house? β
The shrill sound of sharpening knives was crisp.
The Ninth Prince suddenly had goosebumps, and he suddenly found that the whole room, except for him, was only the stunted child in front of him, and there was no one else at all.
"No need to look for it, he's there."
The masked man stretched out his finger and pointed to the wooden sign on the table covered in cobwebs, which looked like it had been dusty for years and had not been cleaned.
He couldn't help but swallow, fine sweat slipped down his neck, and suddenly, that cold and mysterious feeling surrounded the whole dilapidated hut, and the billowing white smoke crawled over his head like tens of thousands of ants, causing a tingling in the depths of his scalp.
"Your grandfather, he... He's dead? β
The masked man raised the sharp blade and slowly turned his face, and the Nine Princes looked at the blank mask in surprise, as if he could see the eyes behind the mask.