Volume 1 Rebirth Dominates Yanggu County Chapter 78 Absurd (Seek Collection, Update and Stability.) )

At three o'clock in the sun, Li Yan woke up slowly, and slept soundly and steadily.

hummed and stretched, and roared happily, only to see Li Bei'er standing in the middle of the room, holding the night clothes sent by his mother in a daze.

"Xianggong? Are you going to wear this kind of clothing? ”

Li Yan turned over and lay on his side, supported his head with his hands and said, "Why not?" ”

"This, how, how to go to the toilet?" Li Bei'er spread out her night clothes on the bed, pointed to her upper body, and then pointed to her lower body, tilted her head, frowned, and made a thinking motion.

Li Yan suddenly realized, of course she had never seen a jumpsuit, in this era, it was a heavy battle armor, and the armor part was only above the knee, in fact, it was more appropriate to call it a battle skirt.

"This kind of clothes is worn on special occasions, and I can't usually wear them, so help me put them away, and maybe I can use them in the future."

Li Bei'er answered, folded it neatly, opened a wooden box, carefully put it in, and picked up a crimson robe from the table, the kind with wide cuffs that could fit a child in.

"The wedding period is in a hurry, and it is too late to make a new one temporarily, so the slave family asked the sister-in-law to buy the finished product, compare the size, and the husband is not separated, only look at the neckline, cuffs, and the trim of the corner of the shirt The workmanship is rougher, fortunately, there are still two days, let the mother-in-law change it, and the husband will try to fit it first."

Li Yan turned over and got out of bed, and as soon as he heard about the marriage, he immediately became excited, opened his hand, and said, "Is there anything else you haven't prepared?" I'll do it. ”

Li Bei'er pursed her lips and smiled: "Sister-in-law and Aunt Hua are very concerned about the marriage of the father-in-law, and they have done it all by themselves. ”

"Auntie...... Mother? Whose aunt? ”

"Poof, what aunt, it's the aunt, it's the aunt, it's the sister-in-law and the husband and wife of the eldest brother Hua. Xianggong didn't even understand this. Li Bei'er sneered.

"Who can understand this dialect, but it's strange to say, why is it the same day?"

Li Yan suddenly remembered the five-day appointment between Wang Xiaoqi and He Yu, and Sister-in-law Hua set the wedding date on the same day, is this just a coincidence? Or is there something greasy?

You can't take risks in this matter, it's better to be cautious, if you make any mistakes because of your own carelessness, it's too late to regret it!

Li Bei'er helped him put on the groom's clothes, looked at each needle corner carefully, and asked casually, "What is the same day?" ”

"It's a long story, I'll talk to you in the evening, I'll go find Song San first." Li Yan was anxious, and after speaking, he picked up his sleeves and was about to go out.

"Xianggong, you can't go out in this, won't you be laughed at to death."

Li Yan smiled awkwardly at this reminder, he is this kind of anxious character.

The three of them took off their robes, rubbed them and threw them on the table, picked up the shirt from the screen, and put it on quickly.

Li Bei'er said angrily: "Why are you doing things so frizzy, then Brother Song came here earlier and said that he would wait for you in the canteen when he made a meal." ”

"Song San's cooking? Will it smell of cow? He laughed in his mouth, picked up the plum bottle and walked out.

……

Li Yan sat at the dinner table, Zou looked at Song San suspiciously, while the latter had a smug look on his face, and even lowered his eyebrows.

Chunmei, accompanied by the old mother, shook her graceful body, walked in lazily, just picked up the chopsticks, also frowned, disgusted:

"Who cooks today? I'm afraid I'm not sick? Stir-fried meat with fungus, scrambled eggs with fungus, fried peppers with fungus, fried carrots with fungus, this, this, it turned out to be fried grapes with fungus, crazy! ”

After speaking, he threw the chopsticks on the table, and looked around angrily, as if he was the mother-in-law.

When Li Bei'er heard the fungus fried grapes, her pretty face instantly turned red, and she bowed her head and said nothing, just because of her personality, she didn't lose her temper, but she was very unhappy in her heart.

Li Yan smacked his lips, he didn't expect to make a few jokes with Song San yesterday, this thing is still serious, and he really went to squat on the wall.

But this joke is a bit too much, Li Bei'er's personality is not as outspoken as others, and he will only be sad in his heart, hey, I have to spend a lot of time coaxing.

Song San shook his head, completely unaware of the awkwardness of the atmosphere, and said proudly: "I did you man." ”

Chunmei's tone softened and said, "Why? Cooking these weird dishes? ”

"Hey, there are people who love grapes and fungus."

As soon as these words came out, Li Bei'er couldn't help it, and ran out of the dining hall with her face covered.

Li Yan sighed lightly and said, "Brother Song, don't call them if you make such a joke, you just call me to eat." ”

Song San saw Li Bei'er crying and running away, obviously out of his expectations, he also became nervous, and said, "This, is this excessive?" ”

"Did you really go to the root of the wall last night?"

"Ah, yes, but I heard that you want to eat fungus, and the bottle girl won't let you eat it, so I'll get up early in the morning and make a table of fungus for you to eat, this ......"

Looking at his aggrieved eyes and a look of wrongedness, Li Yan believed it.

If Song San squatted at the root of the wall to listen to the sound, he believed it.

poked through the window paper and peeped, Li Yan didn't believe it.

It has also been proved that this stupid big man really does not know the true meaning of "grapes" and "fungus".

What an embarrassing misunderstanding......

Li Yan picked up the chopsticks and took a big bite, put them in his mouth, tasted them, and said, "It's not bad, there is no smell of cow dung." ”

This sentence may have touched which nerve of Chunmei, her face was instantly wrong, she retched, covered her mouth and ran away.

Li Yan and Song San were left looking at each other, and finally got together for breakfast, which ended in this way.

Li Yan was unwilling, leaned his chair closer to Song San, and asked in a low voice, "The smell of cow dung, what's wrong?" ”

"You don't know, every time I do that, before I do that, I wash my body several times, saying that it smells of cow dung."

Li Yan nodded suddenly, sniffed his nose, and said, "No." ”

"Who's to say it's not...... But what's the matter with your grapes and fungus? ”

Li Yan looked around, saw that several old mothers and little maids pricked up their ears to listen, and squeezed out a kind smile and said, "Everyone is busy, let's clean up after eating." ”

When there were only two of them left in the room, Li Yan pointed to Song San's chest: grapes, and then pointed to the bottom: fungus.

Song Sanzou frowned, thought seriously for a long time, and then sighed: "That fungus really can't be eaten." ”

……

After two days, Li Yan paid attention to it, and the spies outside did not disperse because of He Yu's death, and they were still repeating the monitoring action mechanically, and some thoughtful diners also found abnormalities, and the number of diners decreased significantly.

On the contrary, the development of Fan Er's side was hot, and there were still many beggars and refugees, and a large number of ragged and hungry people poured into Yanggu County.

As Li Yan expected, it really brought a lot of pressure to the yacha, and even provoked Wang Yu to ask Sun Laoba to send a message and ask Li Yan to stop this move.

Li Yan verbally agreed, and said in his heart: This Wang Yu took the money, but he didn't leave, he was reluctant to be an official, Lao Tzu took care of you, the matter is not over yet, if there is something wrong, you have to rely on them to save your life.

So just tell Fan Er to standardize, don't hurt the people, and the reward continues.

and scattered some money to help Geng Nian with some prison errands, Li Yan believes that the money will not be spent in vain, that Geng Dalang should be living well in prison, and he will definitely remember him Li Yan, as long as he finds a way to get it out, there is undoubtedly another brother who can work hard for himself.

Li Yan likes to do things that send charcoal in the snow.

Of course, the icing on the cake is not unnecessary, but it can only be a temporary run and send it when something happens, after all, the flowers wither too quickly......