Chapter 167: Compare a man with a dog, believe it or not, the old man kicked you! (Ask for a subscription tip)
"Shut up." Cheng Chubi went back impatiently, most annoyed that someone interfered with his operation, and then asked in a loud voice. "How long?"
"A quarter of an hour." It was actually Uncle Li's voice, and in addition to responding so much, he must have been keeping an eye on the time at all times.
"A quarter of an hour...... "Cheng Chubi tilted his head and glanced at the Liu Lang general who was sleeping like a dead pig.
Then he began to carefully examine the peeled surface of the liver, and he had nothing to do.
His eyes moved down unconsciously, and his hands habitually began to pull out his intestines.
"Cheng Gongzi, General Liu Lang's surgery ......" The eunuch endured it for a long time, and when he saw that Cheng Chubi had not spoken, he finally held back another sentence.
"Wait a minute, it's still early, I'll cut him again." Cheng Chu didn't raise his head, and said with great interest.
“???”
This time the time was shorter, and soon, with Cheng Chubi's instructions, the midwife with the triangular eye handed over another tray.
Another yellow-green thing was thrown into the tray, and Cheng Chubi exhaled a breath of turbidity with satisfaction.
After crossing into Datang, I was afraid for two or three months before I cut off the first human cecum.
Finally, the knife that he could never cut in his previous life was realized in the summer of the eighth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty.
It can be said that it satisfies Cheng Laosan's long-cherished wish since he studied medicine, that is, if it is not pleasing to the eye, it will be cut easily.
"Okay, you can take these two plates out and show them to Your Majesty.
Liu Langjiang's surgery is almost over, and I will prepare for suturing next, so you don't have to stay here. ”
The old eunuch stretched out his two hands with some trembling eyes, holding a plate of inexplicable things in one hand, and walked towards the operating room with trembling steps.
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The two soldiers guarding the exit saw the old eunuch and hurriedly lifted the curtain.
Li Shimin, who had just sat down and tasted the tea soup, immediately got up and walked briskly. Zhao Kun and Chai Shao also gathered around him.
Then, the three bigwigs looked at the two trays in the old eunuch's two hands with a bewildered expression.
"General Liu, don't you have two guts?" Chai Shao's hand stroking his long beard froze in mid-air, and the whole person was confused.
Li Shimin was also stunned for a long time, and always felt that with his lack of knowledge of human anatomy, he really couldn't understand what Cheng Chubi was doing.
"This thing looks like guts, but this thing doesn't look like it, does it?"
Fortunately, Zhao Kun, the head of the personal guard next to him, was also well-informed after all, and pointed to one of them.
"What Your Majesty said is very much, the minister personally cut the bear bile, this thing is quite similar to the bear bile, but this thing ......"
Hearing this, Li Shimin's eyelids jumped wildly, and he began to make a crazy conjecture.
"This kid must have cut the wrong one, and then then cut off the gall, right?"
The old eunuch replied tremblingly.
"Your Majesty, Cheng Sanlang cut the gall first, and then cut this thing, he didn't say it, the slave really didn't dare to ask."
At this time, Cheng Chubi finally stitched Liu Lang up, and covered the wound with the gauze with the adhesive tape made of dog skin plaster.
Only then was the operation announced that the operation was completed, and two sergeants who had been waiting outside the operating room for a long time were summoned to carry Liu, an overweight fatty liver patient, back to the ward.
took off the surgical gloves made of sheep intestines and took off the mask on his face, and Cheng Chubi encouraged the two midwives again.
and pointed out some flaws and mistakes when Fang Cai performed the operation, so he was satisfied with the responsibility of cleaning the operating room to Cheng Guang and Cheng Liang.
It's just that when he lifted the curtain and came out, he saw three rough old men still standing stiffly, pointing at the two trays.
"Virtuous nephew, how is Liu Qing?" Seeing Cheng Chubi walking out of the operating room, Li Shimin abandoned his curiosity and hurried to greet him.
"Everything is fine, I will wake up in two quarters of an hour at most." Cheng Chubi smiled very confidently and sunnyly.
"That's good, cut the guts, really fine?" Li Shimin glanced at the ward with some relief and asked in a low voice.
"At most, it is easy to have indigestion, causing stool or something, as long as he can pay attention to adjusting the diet steadily, then there will be no problem."
“…… That Cheng Sanlang, in addition to cutting Liu Lang's gall, what else did you cut? ”
Cheng Chubi waved his hand very freely, disapprovingly.
"Oh, that thing is the cecum, Liu Langjiang's cecum is a little inflamed, if there is acute inflammation, it can easily cause life-threatening.
Besides, it's useless to keep this thing, so I'll cut it with my hand. ”
"......" a less hot breeze blew across people's cheeks and the sky.
Just as a crow quacked and flew by......
The three rough old men, along with a white-faced and beardless old eunuch, all swallowed a mouthful of saliva in unison.
I always felt that this kid was not normal, but now I am more sure.
Seeing the strange expressions of these guys, Cheng Chubi was not happy. "Look at what I'm doing, I'm here to help Liu Lang put an end to future troubles."
"Old man remember, you seem to like cutting the cecum very much, right?" Li Shimin's face was a little dark, well, he remembered.
It doesn't matter if it's a rabbit or a dog or some other animal, it seems that as long as he has surgery.
They all like to cut that thing, and this is still the secret that Ke'er told herself.
Cheng Chubi was a little embarrassed, and then he was serious.
"It can't be said that the cecum is actually a necessary digestive organ for herbivores."
"But for us humans and omnivores like dogs, it's dispensable, because we don't eat grass."
At this moment, all the humans present darkened their faces, and their eyes fell on Cheng Chubi, the bastard.
Uncle Li was even more patient, and it took a long time to maintain the image of Emperor Shengming.
There is no public opinion to give this bastard who is full of nonsense a knife.
“…… Cheng Laosan, if you dare to compare people and dogs next time, believe it or not, the old man kicked you! ”
"Okay, the little nephew is wrong, please don't worry about it." Cheng Chubi felt the murderous aura coming from all directions.
In an instant, he calmly followed his heart, and immediately bowed his head and confessed his guilt very sincerely.
"The third child of the Cheng family, speak leisurely, otherwise, if you are cleaned up, you will be to blame."
Chai Shao took two steps forward, and the big slap landed on Cheng Chubi's shoulder, threatening him.
Looking at the ill-intentioned rough men around him, Cheng Chubi said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, my father also taught me this, and I ask you elders not to be like your little nephew."
When I thought of this kid's father, it was the famous noble bully Cheng Biting Jin.
The generals of the right-hand guards, who had a fierce look in their eyes before, carefully calculated, what is the use of beating this kid?
provoked that old goblin, and the year was not easy, forget it.
Seeing that the gang of fierce old men dispersed one after another, Cheng Chubi breathed a sigh of relief happily and serenely.
Others have hanging, Lao Tzu has a father, what are you afraid of?
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