In the year 348 of the Hongli calendar, on a cliff, a black shadow with two babies was beaten off the cliff by the people and horses, and plunged into the Li River.

……

Ten years later, in a small mountain depression.

The green mountains are like daisies, the green willows are surrounded by forests, a few pink peaches depend on each other, and occasionally the slightest breeze hits, stirring up the peach blossoms in the sky to drift away, and slide down between the green mountains.

In the forest, the sound of several children reading aloud could be faintly heard.

……

Suddenly, a pair of beautiful big eyes opened.

A little girl screamed, startling away a few little yellow warblers.

After a few moments, the forest returned to its tranquility.

In a low-lying place in the mountains, an old master in the school was slowly walking towards Li Zhenxiang.

This old master has white sideburns, long beard and white hair, dressed in a green silk robe, and his slightly closed eyes are full of wrinkles, but there is light in his gaze, and his whole face is surprisingly peaceful, but he looks extraordinary, as if he is hiding a murderous intention.

Li Zhenxiang's eyes were round, and she didn't know why, staring straight at the strange old man squinting and stroking in front of her.

On the side, a group of little boys covered their mouths and noses with their hands, snickering, and muttered to themselves: "It's really against the sky, Xiang Mei'er disobeyed Old Master Li today, miserable, really miserable!"

Li Zhenxiang didn't know why, and subconsciously began to scold silently: "Where is this, and what are you crazy with this old man holding a ring ruler, what are you doing, I'm not called Zhenxiang'er, this girl is not fragrant at all!" ”

Just a minute ago, Zhenxiang'er's name was not Li Zhenxiang, her name was Jiao Mengling.

As a senior master program ape in the center of Hangzhou, 31-year-old Jiao Mengling has been in the pile of men all day long as she graduates, with a superior IQ, and she has a head and face in the industry when she is over 30 years old, and is the undefeated myth and super goddess of almost all engineering otaku.

But the premise is that you don't look at it directly.

Who is okay to like a chubby chick with a huge body?

Although Jiao Mengling is a man all day long, he talks and laughs all day long, but he has no skin relatives, plus he has a special work identity and shoulders heavy responsibilities, so he still doesn't know what a man is.

Every time the girl and the man went into a conversation, the men promised that they already had two children.

The men are really humorous.

How lonely it is to be invincible.

So at 2 o'clock in the evening, Jiao Mengling could only walk home alone after finishing all the work of the day.

Unfortunately, he was attacked from behind by a bald man named "Uncle Li", smashed his head and took him away.

Uncle Li is no more than five feet long, with a stubble on his face, and his complexion is disgusting, and the only thing to be proud of may be that he is bald and bright.

Obviously, Uncle Li's face is unparalleled in the world, and he has to take a big meat ticket to get some excitement on the big night.

It's just that Uncle Li hasn't gotten his wish yet, and the bald head was smashed open by the woke Jiao Mengling with a wine bottle.

Bald and flowering, graceful.

Jiao Mengling is not a master to be messed with, and the weight of its tonnage makes Uncle Li suffer a lot, and finally his head blooms, allowing him to escape.

Uncle Li's self-esteem was damaged, and he took out an old shotgun and chased Jiao Mengling all the way in the suburbs in the middle of the night.

In the end, a small policeman happened to meet two people while patrolling, and Uncle Li held Jiao Mengling hostage at gunpoint to confront the little policeman.

After some negotiations, the bald head was stubborn, and he choked Jiao Mengling's neck, almost wanting to tear up the ticket.

Jiao Mengling was so bald that she couldn't breathe.

Suddenly, the fat man became angry and tore Uncle Li with his innate divine power with his backhand.

Jiaomeng's spiritual strength was too great, and the shotgun in the bald man's hand was almost robbed.

The bald man felt humiliated and kicked Jiao Mengling away.

The bald head is separated from the dream.

This little policeman has excellent psychological quality, just when the bald man and Jiao Mengling were separated, the little policeman aimed at the bald man and shot to kill him, so as to prevent future troubles.

It's just that this little policeman is in the internship period, and he didn't shoot the top of the bald head, but he hit Uncle Li in the abdomen.

Jiao Mengling was startled, and the bald head facing each other was hit by the little policeman, and planted backwards like a zombie.

Jiao Mengling triumphed, standing in place, like a hero of the world.

"Bang!"

Pulling the trigger before the bald head falls to the ground is a scoundrel.

After the bald man was shot, he was unwilling to die when he was dying, and he unconsciously fired a shot.

This shot was good, impartial, and the bullet passed through Jiao Mengling's forehead.

Suddenly, Jiao Mengling saw thousands of wisps of residual blood stained in front of him, everything in heaven and earth finally turned crimson, his head "rumbled", his ears were like gongs in the court city, the noise was impermanent, his body was out of control, and he began to shake and stumble, like a zombie learning martial arts, and gradually lost consciousness.

Just as Jiao Mengling's eyes were closed, he scolded unwillingly: "Uncle Li, you cow!" ”

When Jiao Mengling opened her eyes again, she was the strange old man who appeared in front of her.

Yes, Jiao Mengling crossed over, and inexplicably crossed after being shot in the head by Uncle Li.

And he will be on the verge of an unwilling scolding, "Uncle Li, you cow!" Brought into this world, it happened to be heard by the old master.

And this old master, surnamed Li.

"Zhen Xiang'er, come quickly, what does 'you cow' mean?"

The old man's face was flushed, as if his blood was surging, and the evil appearance made Li Zhenxiang tremble all over.

Li Zhenxiang was still staring at the old man in front of her.

Suddenly, Li Zhenxiang was shocked, and when her mind turned back, she found that in the face of the old master, who was only 5 feet tall, she actually had to look up.

Li Zhenxiang immediately lowered her head and looked at herself carefully from bottom to top.

In a panic, Li Zhenxiang found that she had become a slender little girl, with her hair in a bun hovering deeply on both sides of her head, wearing a light silk pink skirt, and her face was gentle and round, her hands and ten fingers were slender and white, and her body was so light that she seemed to be able to fly.

Gone are the chubby chicks.

Overnight, Jiao Mengling turned into a ten-year-old girl with a delicate body and a charming body.

Li Zhen then looked around and suddenly found that she was in a mountain and field school.

The school was surrounded by children who were studying.

It's just that they whispered one by one: "Miserable, really miserable!" ”

"Zhen Xiang'er, are you deliberately disobeying the old master and me?"

Li Zhenxiang had an epiphany, and the sentence she had just brought over in her previous life, "Uncle Li, you cow!" "I have committed the heinous sin of disobeying the old master.

And this old master is obviously too narrow-minded, so he raised the ring ruler and knocked it on Li Zhenxiang's head.

I have to find a way to avoid this catastrophe, after all, I was an out-and-out talented woman in my last life.

"Old Master Li, Xiaoya was just writing poems in the hall, and she didn't disobey you, old master." Li Zhenxiang had an idea, and Nuo Nuo replied.

"Poetry?" The old master asked blankly.

"Exactly, Xiaoya just accidentally connected the hidden parts of this poem and said it together, and she didn't mean to disobey the old master." Li Zhenxiang replied.

"What a poem, you should come and listen to it!"

"Li Tao Yurui,

As big as the autumn moon,

In the dream of the grandmother's jade flute,

But you are a good woman who must return to the due date,

Niu Shan dominates the world. ”

As soon as the poem was read, the hall was full of amazement.

Old Master Li put away the ring ruler in his hand, stroked his beard and sighed: "Zhenxiang'er, there is progress!" “

……

Li Zhenxiang sighed, glad that the sandalwood red ruler did not knock on her head.

Li Zhenxiang, who came back to her senses, looked at her slender body again, and said with a smile: "God, you are really in love with me!"

"It's really fragrant, I don't know if there will be a gentleman after this girl becomes a fair lady?"

Just when Li Zhenxiang was still immersed in this beautiful fantasy, suddenly, she felt a clutch slowly approaching her back.