39 Bandit IV

The cook Lao Hei found two guards, and under the leadership of the two, he directly found Lin Yang, and explained his intention clearly for the first time, but he didn't expect that what greeted him was Lin Yang's scolding with his head and face: "You big bosses beat Lao Tzu like this, although it is only skin trauma, but the clay people are still a little angry, now let Lao Tzu cook for him, just that big guy, who is not as handsome as the wild bear, wants to eat my food, but there is no door." ”

"Stinky boy, don't toast or eat!" The cook is old black, and now he has really become an old black, and his whole face is as black as the bottom of a pot: "Our big boss wants you to cook, that is the greatest tolerance for you, do you do it in a word?" ”

Lin Yang said stiffly: "What can you do if you don't do it?" ”

"It seems that you haven't had enough of the previous flesh and skin suffering!" Although the cook Lao Hei was just a cook, he was tall and big, and he immediately reached out and grabbed Lin Yang's collar.

"What do you do, men and men can't kiss!"

Lin Yang's face changed sharply, he stepped back again and again, made an extremely exaggerated expression, and said the most annoying sentence: "You big guy, if you have a dragon impotence fetish, you can find the two little brothers next to you, don't look for me." ”

The two guards rolled their eyes and us.

The cook Lao Hei also couldn't cry or laugh, Long Yang fetish, this was a popular thing in a certain period of the previous dynasty, and good men were despised, and they had already been ordered to ban it in the Xia Dynasty.

A good man, once discovered, will face many criminal penalties for female infidelity, will be sentenced to parade in the streets, and even worse, may be immersed in a pig cage.

Therefore, in the Xia Dynasty, good men were the most despised by the world.

The cook Lao Hei's face was gloomy, and he said: "Since you don't want to, then don't blame me for being ruthless, bring me the tiger stool and finger stick one by one." ”

"Yes!" The two guards obviously respected the cook, so they could only silently give Lin Yang a helpless look, and then honestly went to find those punishment tools.

Lin Yang was naturally indignant at the two unrighteous guys, but his strong desire to survive made him succumb: "Okay, I just promised, the gentleman doesn't do anything, we are all gentlemen, of course we don't do anything." ”

"It would have been nice to be so refreshing, so that I don't have to be angry!"

The cook Lao Hei waved his hand at the two guards who had already moved the tiger chair and scolded: "You two are still so stupid, Lao Tzu asked me to find the tiger chair, you really went to find it, isn't it more convenient to invite people over?" Stupid! ”

One of them was hit with a head hammer, and the two of them looked even more resentful, thinking that even if Lao Tzu moved people over, you would have other excuses to deal with us, this guy just wanted to make us angry.

"Why are you still stunned? Not convinced? The cook Lao Hei waved his fist and said threateningly: "If you are not convinced, welcome to challenge this firehead." ”

"Challenge you, isn't that the old birthday star hanging, is it a long life?"

The two of them were pale, but they couldn't do anything, so they could only silently open the cell door and bring Lin Yang out, one of them said: "You are the uncle, we don't think we are your opponents, now that the people are handed over to you, you can do it yourself, don't deduct our dinner." ”

The two guards left the cell without looking back, unwilling to argue any longer, seeing that Lin Yang's face was full of astonishment, his eyes looked at him for a long time before he said, "You are just a cook, why are they so afraid of you?" ”

"You want to know why?" The cook Lao Hei looked at Li Yang and smiled weirdly: "Hehe, as long as you promise to accompany me to practice, I will tell you how?" ”

Lin Yang is not stupid, judging from the attitude of the two guards, this guy is definitely not a good stubble, and he can't even beat those two guys, let alone the guy in front of him, so he had to pout his lips and warn: "I don't have a good heart at first glance, if you really have a dragon impotence fetish, it's best not to get too close to me, otherwise don't talk about cooking!" ”

"you, I like a serious girl, I'm not interested in the flower behind you!"

Lin Yang was dragged by the cook Lao Hei, and soon left the confines of the cell.

This was the first time he had seen this cottage so closely, and although the sun was setting, many things could still be seen faintly because they had not been built for a long time.

The sentry post of the walled gate in the distance can also observe a rough idea through the sunshine of the westward slope.

was silent all the way, and Lin Yang's heart was actually a little shocked: "The sentry post layout of this cottage can be described as an iron wall, all the sentry posts are in high spirits, not like ordinary loose bandits at all, who are these people?" ”

Lin Yang's faint suspicions and vague guesses before, after seeing these, for some reason, gradually became clear.

A bold idea was born in Lin Yang's heart, but it still needed time to verify.

Things gradually became coherent, Lin Yang couldn't control it, and showed a smile, the cook Lao Hei who had been paying attention to him beside him, saw that he could still laugh, and his heart was also slightly sudden: "This kid shouldn't have guessed anything, right?" ”

The two were silent all the way, paying attention to each other, and they seemed to have some tacit understanding.

When he came to the kitchen, everyone instantly cast their eyes, and Lin Yang once again enjoyed a noble gaze ceremony, as if they were animals locked up in the zoo and watched by tourists coming and going, but these tourists seemed to be a little unfriendly.

No one asked, just stared at Lin Yang silently like this, until Lin Yang's back was a little cold, and a little sweat broke out on his forehead, and everyone looked at their boss silently, their eyes full of inquiries.

"Don't guess, he's here to cook for the big boss, you have to cooperate with him, you know?" The cook Lao Hei naturally knew the thoughts of his brothers, and he should give the order.

Under the order, everyone almost subconsciously made some movements, but they were quickly contained, and if they were ordinary people, they would naturally not notice anything wrong.

It's a pity that Lin Yang is not an ordinary person, he is thoughtful, especially after some guesses, through the actions of these people, he captured some key information.

The cook Lao Hei seemed to be the switch of these people, after he spoke, the tension on everyone's faces instantly dissipated, replaced by a smile on their faces, especially these people, Xu was a little rich because he was in the kitchen, and his smile was actually a ball of harmony, which made Lin Yang feel a little amiable.

The person closest to Lin Yang held a big spoon in his hand, hooked Lin Yang's shoulder without hesitation, and said with a smile: "Little brother, don't be restrained, when you come here, you are our brother's sibling, and you don't want to give you advice." ”

This face became really fast, Lin Yang was helpless in his heart, forcibly endured the emotions in his heart, took the man's arm away, and said: "Teaching is certain, as long as you are willing to learn, don't feel that this master is too strict." ”

"No, no, I don't know what new dishes are you going to give to me?" These guys obviously also knew Lin Yang, and they knew the source of the recipes during this time, so they suddenly became eager.

Although they are cooks, they are not chefs without pursuits.

"I'll teach you a few good dishes today, but you can only see it, as for how much you can understand, it's your own ability, now give me the stove!" Lin Yang took the big spoon directly from the man's hand, and occupied the man's stove with a slight squeeze of his body.

And then, the kitchen is instantly exciting.

"Hey, hey, don't cut vegetables, this knife worker is better than you even if you're blind, come and pull the bellows for me to blow the fire, it's really embarrassing for your boss, is my usual meal made by your boss?"

"And you, no, no, don't pretend to be an uncle, put down the spoon, wash and peel the potatoes for me, your boss let you take charge of the spoon, it's just an insult to the spoon."

"Hey, hey, what about you, why don't you burn oil, vegetable oil can only be fried until the foam is exhausted, otherwise you will eat it and it will be diluted, and then your boss will think that Lao Tzu is going to poison him, I really don't know how your boss taught you."

"The face is like a monkey's ass, look at whom, say you, it's you, look at what you're doing, let you shred the potato (artichoke), how to cut it into such a big piece, your fingers are all wooden sticks, it's better to throw it directly into the stove and burn it, your boss is really rubbish, how to teach you?"

“……”

Looking at the hidden smile of his subordinates, the cook's old black face became even more ugly, the face that was originally as black as Bao Gong, plus the sun set, and the night fell, it was even more gloomy and terrifying, and Lin Yang had already cursed Lin Yang in his heart: "This stinky boy, scolding me around the corner, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't reveal his identity, Lao Tzu would have beaten this guy up a long time ago." ”

Lin Yang kept scolding, but the fragrant dishes came out of the pot one after another, just smelling the smell, those who were scolded held back the anger in their hearts.

Although the cook Lao Hei wanted to continue to observe, but Lin Yang's mouth was too poisonous, he was worried that if he continued to stay, he might beat this guy up, so he silently withdrew from the kitchen.

In the kitchen, everyone showed a smile that couldn't be concealed at the moment when the cook Lao Hei withdrew, thinking: "It's really strange that our boss actually has such a day, being insulted and abused by people in various ways, and he doesn't even return the favor." ”

These people, at this moment, inexplicably gave birth to a feeling of admiration for Lin Yang, which is really cowhilarious.

Among the many of them, except for the big one, even if it is the second one, their boss can be directly scared, this is the first time they have seen their boss deflated.

Finally, when the last dish came out of the pot and everyone smiled with relief, the cook Lao Hei suddenly appeared in the kitchen and said in a muffled voice: "After dinner, everyone gathered at the school grounds, and we haven't had a trick for a long time." ”

After speaking, the cook Lao Hei turned around and brushed his sleeves and left, leaving a group of "cooks" with slightly bitter faces looking at each other, knowing that they would not be so gloating, regretting not being at the beginning!