Chapter 53: Actually, I'm a Fairy [Third Update, Asking for Diamonds]
Chen Yang was politely and respectfully invited into the room by Sun Zizai.
"Divine doctor, you're finally here, I'm thankful for all the flowers!"
Sun Zizi said with a hippie smile, not at all like a middle-aged person.
In fact, Sun Zizai is not middle-aged, his actual age is only twenty-eight years old, but he has grown a little hastily, like a man in his forties, and his body has become fat because of long-term enjoyment.
"You're quite good at enjoying it, the presidential suite ......," Chen Yang said as he entered the room.
"This, you naturally have to know how to enjoy it!" Sun Zizai smiled: "If the divine doctor wants to live, I will move out immediately." ”
"No, you don't need it!"
Saying that, Chen Yang sat on the sofa and asked lightly, "What about the money?" ”
Without saying a word, Sun Zizai took out a gold card from the box next to him, and hurriedly handed it to Chen Yang: "Divine doctor, there are a total of 20 million in this gold card, and the password is six zeros, and this is a privilege card, which is common throughout the country, if you want cash within 20 million, you only need to call the above number, and a bank person will send it to you immediately!" ”
Chen Yang raised his eyebrows, and then directly accepted the gold card, and then crossed Erlang's legs and asked lightly: "Sit down, let's talk to you about the affairs of the medical hall." ”
Sun Zizai nodded again and again, and immediately sat opposite Chen Yang, and then asked with a smile: "Divine Doctor, I don't know what conditions you have?" Say it all and listen to it, if I can do it, I will try to satisfy you! ”
Chen Yang stretched out a finger: "The first condition, I don't open a medical clinic to make money, if you want to open a medical clinic with me, you have to treat diseases and save people for free!" ”
Sun Zizai was stunned in his heart, I'm a dog, you don't make fucking money Lao Tzu is going to drink the northwest wind?
Chen Yang frowned, and said coldly: "Don't scold!" ”
Sun Zizi was stunned for a moment, hey, I don't seem to speak!
"Divine doctor, I didn't scold!"
Chen Yang glanced at him and said lightly, "You just said it in your heart...... I'm a dog, you don't fucking make money, I'm going to drink the northwest wind......"
Forehead!?
Sun Zizai's eyeballs almost didn't come out, me, how the do you know?
Chen Yang's face turned gloomy: "Didn't I say, stop scolding?" You just said in your heart,, how the do you know......"
Sun Zizi suddenly came back to his senses, and then his face was a little frightened, his body couldn't help but shrink back, and he thought in his mind, is this a human or a ghost?
The corners of Chen Yang's mouth grinned: "Don't worry, I'm not a ghost!" ”
Sun Zizai suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that it's not a ghost.
Chen Yang smiled slightly: "However, it's not a human ......."
Sun Zizai's heart suddenly hung up: "You, how do you know what I'm thinking?" Are you a human or a ghost!? ”
"Neither!" Chen Yang lay on his back on the sofa with a mysterious smile on his face: "Actually, I am an immortal!" ”
Immortal!?
Sun Zizai frowned, his face was full of disbelief, and he thought to himself that it was really fake?
Chen Yang stretched out his finger, and suddenly picked it up, and the ashtray on the table suddenly floated!
This strange picture suddenly frightened Sun Zizai to sit on the ground, his face full of horror.
Damn! What the hell?
"I told you, I'm not a ghost, I'm a god!" As soon as Chen Yang's fingers fell, the ashtray suspended in mid-air slowly returned to the table, Chen Yang looked at Sun Zizai with a smile: "Don't be afraid, if I am not good for you, you will die the last time you met me!" ”
Sun Zizai was stunned for a moment, looking at this posture, is it really a fairy.
The reason why Chen Yang was able to hear what Sun Zizai was thinking in his heart was naturally because he used a macartonic, not to mention, this thing is really easy to make, you can know what people think, it is definitely a necessary artifact to pretend to be a god stick to fool people!
Seeing that Sun Zizi was still suspicious, Chen Yang didn't mind showing his hands, he stretched out a hand and beckoned, and the box not far away was suspended again, and under the operation of Chen Yang's Ruyi control talisman, he came to this table again.
, what a fairy!
Sun Zizai's eyes almost didn't pop out!
It's a little hard to believe it now, if it's magic, how can this guy know what I'm thinking? Guessed out? How is this possible?
"I'm sorry, I didn't guess!" Chen Yang pointed to his ears: "I can hear what you think in your heart." ”
Sun Zizai's expression was shocked, and he was in a groove!
Chen Yang frowned: "Are you annoying, you are lying in a groove all day long, you really can't help but go to Wangcai next door to solve it!" ”
"I won't say it, I won't say it again!"
Sun Zizai quickly shook his head, he didn't dare to think about it, and suddenly had a painful expression on his face: "God, fairy grandfather, I was wrong, I shouldn't be greedy for money and lustful, and I shouldn't contradict your old man, I haven't done anything bad in my life, at most, I peeked at the little flower next door next door to take a bath when I was a child, I, I'm still a virgin now, and I haven't spoiled any little girl!?" ”
Forehead!?
Chen Yang didn't hear that Sun Zizai was suspected of making up lies, so he couldn't help but be stunned: "Are you still a virgin?" I thought you were an old train driver, and your eyes glowed when you saw a beautiful woman! ”
"I'm just greedy for money and lustful, but I haven't touched a girl's hand yet!" Sun Zizai knelt on the ground: "Grandpa Fairy, I know it's wrong, I will definitely be a good person in the future!" ”
Well, this last sentence is false, Sun Zizai is actually thinking about the future, let's send this immortal away now!
"What you actually want to say is that we will talk about it later, and now send this immortal away, do you say this?"
Sun Zizai's face turned pale, and Chen Yang snorted coldly: "Slap yourself twice!" ”
How dare Sun Zizai pretend to be forced, he raised his hand and slapped himself twice, and he couldn't help but think, fuck, no one dared to bully me like this since I was a child!
Oops!
As soon as this thought flashed through Sun Zi's mind, he saw Chen Yang looking at him gloomily: "I think, it's better to send you to the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”
Sun Zizai was suddenly frightened and trembled: "Fairy grandpa, I'll fight immediately!" ”
Half an hour later......
This Sun Zizai's face was slapped red by himself, and he was already tired, and he lay on the ground with a loveless face.
Kill me! I don't want to live anymore!
Sun Zizai felt that he was about to be played to death by Chen Yang, he knew everything he wanted, so now Sun Zizai just wanted to stun himself, and it was best not to think about anything!
"Alright, I won't kill you!" Chen Yang sat on the sofa with a smile on his face: "But then again, are you really Sun Simiao's descendant?" ”
Sun Zizai Huo Ran opened his eyes: "This is true, I am really the descendant of Sun Simiao, the fiftieth generation!" ”
This is true, if Sun Zizai really lied, where would Chen Yang not know?
"That's right!" Chen Yang grinned: "When I was in the fairy world, I often saw him as an old man. ”
Forehead!?
Sun Zizai was stunned, the old ancestor had really become an immortal?
"I don't have to lie to you!" Chen Yang waved his hand lightly: "The reason why I came to you is precisely because you are the descendant of his old man, otherwise I wouldn't be a bird to you!" ”
Sun Zizai smiled bitterly: "Immortal grandpa, what is the matter with you looking for me!?" ”
"Cooperate to open a medical center!" Chen Yang shrugged: "I didn't tell you earlier." ”
Sun Zizai couldn't cry or laugh: "Don't be funny, do you still need to open a hospital with me as an immortal?" ”
"Actually, strictly speaking, I'm not a real immortal." Chen Yang sighed: "I am now in the state of reincarnation, and if I want to become an immortal, I need to accumulate merits." ”
Sun Zizai was stunned: "Accumulate merits? ”
"To put it bluntly, you have to do good deeds!" Chen Yang shrugged: "I can't be busy alone, so I have to look for you!" ”
Sun Zizi refused without thinking about it: "Huh!? This, Grandpa Fairy, I'll forget it, I really can't do this thing, you better find someone else! ”
"That's it, okay, I'm not strong, I also wanted to wish you to become an immortal, but if you don't want to, forget it!" Chen Yang shrugged his shoulders, then stood up, and was about to leave!
Become an immortal!?
Sun Zizai's face changed suddenly: "Immortal Grandpa stays!" ”
Chen Yang turned around and saw that Sun Zizai was already full of determination.
"Grandpa Fairy, I was just joking just now, and now I officially announce that I will do whatever you ask me to do in the future, you let me go east, I will definitely not go west......"
Sun Zizi said it, but in his mind, he already fantasized about what he would look like after becoming an immortal, what is more important than becoming an immortal!?
The corners of Chen Yang's mouth silently curled up......
Well, the flicker worked......