Chapter Ninety-Nine: Going Crazy on a Rainy Night
After the two stuck for a few days, it suddenly rained again on this day, Qiao Fengzhi listened to the sound of the rain, and was in a very bad mood, and he didn't want to go out in the inn.
The two simply asked for wine and food in the inn, sat opposite each other on the low table, and slowly drank and chatted.
Huo Jingyao saw that his eyebrows were cold and gloomy, and said softly: "Fengzhi, what's wrong with you?" ”
Qiao Fengzhi shook his head slowly: "It's nothing." As he spoke, he picked up a round and bright red peach in the fruit bowl on the table and threw it to Huo Jingyao, saying, "Come and enjoy a peach blossom." ”
"Okay, speaking of which, isn't that the most special lucky peach blossom in your life?" Huo Jingyao took it, smiled and took out the carving knife he carried with him and carved it on the peach.
Qiao Fengzhi looked at it seriously and asked, "Who did you learn this skill from?" ”
Huo Jingyao carved and said, "I learned it from my mother." When I was young, my mother avoided being favored and restricted me from going out, so in my spare time, I passed the time with my mother carving things. ”
"I see." After hearing this, Qiao Fengzhi knew that this was a heavy matter in his heart, so he stopped mentioning it, took a sip of wine and changed the topic: "Why are you so affectionate with King Cheng?" ”
Huo Jingyao said: "Sympathy for the same disease." His mother, Concubine Shufei, was also assassinated by the queen, so the two of us shared the same illness and hatred. ”
"Yes." Qiao Feng's way.
As he spoke, the bright red and fragrant peach had turned into a vivid "peach blossom" between skillful flipping. Huo Jingyao handed over the peach blossom and said with a light smile: "Fengzhi, when it comes to starling, he is really a prophecy." He once said that today he is a member of his Zhang family, and he may marry my Li family the day after tomorrow, but now it seems that it is true. Although I don't know why you suddenly have such a change, but this result is undoubtedly what I can't ask for, that is, I don't know, whether I marry you or you marry me, haha......"
Qiao Fengzhi smiled faintly, took a bite of the peach, swallowed a mouth full of fragrant sweetness, and said: "You and I are both men, if you are like-minded, you can be a confidant and walk together, how to talk about marriage." ”
Huo Jingyao was a little unhappy: "Come on, you are always wrong-mouthed, you say one thing, you actually do another, I don't ask you anymore, it's a luxury to expect to hear any sweet words from your mouth, I'll just wait for you to do it." ”
"Hmm. Come here. Qiao Fengzhi called him, Huo Jingyao immediately became happy, moved over and leaned beside him, looking at him expectantly.
Qiao Fengzhi stroked his long hair with a light smile, and said, "Jing Yao, tell me, why do you like me?" ”
As soon as he asked this, even Huo Jingyao couldn't be lazy, his expression slowly became serious, and he said: "Fengzhi, I still remember that when you first came to Nanqian, the first time I saw you in the palace, you were dressed in white, like a breeze and snow, and you don't eat fireworks in the world." At that moment, I was stunned, as if I saw myself in my mind, if I wasn't so pathetic, if I could live the way I wanted, then I should be like you. ”
Qiao Fengzhi suddenly realized when he heard this: "I see, so, you fell in love at first sight?" ”
Huo Jingyao nodded honestly: "Hmm! I fell in love at first sight and never forgot it. ”
Qiao Fengzhi's good-looking long eyebrows furrowed, and his handsome eyes were full of contradictions and struggles: "Jing Yao, I didn't like men, but after being entangled by you a lot, I actually ...... ......" he said, as if he couldn't accept it, and immediately poured a large glass of wine.
However, although he didn't finish his words, for Huo Jingyao, it was already a great ray of light. He immediately squeezed into his arms, and said with a smile on his face: "Fengzhi, I understand your intentions, you love Twilight, but you also like me, right?" ”
Qiao Fengzhi was silent, and Huo Jingyao accepted it when he saw it, and accompanied him to concentrate on drinking.
Push the glass and change the lamp, and the wine will pass three rounds. The two fell asleep drunk. Outside the window, the sound of rain was getting worse, mixed with a short thunderclap. Qiao Fengzhi woke up from the nightmare and hugged his head in a frenzy.
Huo Jingyao was awakened by him, and hurriedly appeased and asked, but Qiao Fengzhi couldn't calm down, looked at the rain outside the window, and suddenly smashed something on the ground, and his pale face was full of pain, grief and inexplicable.
In the quiet night, the loud crackling sound was very harsh and shocking, Huo Jingyao came back to his senses and hurriedly stopped him: "Fengzhi!" Bong! What the hell is wrong with you? Calm down! Don't scare me! ”
However, the house was still a mess. Qiao Fengzhi had nothing to smash, so he suddenly turned his head and stared at him, Huo Jingyao met his gaze, and his heart shrank in fright: "Feng...... Fengzhi, you're not going to smash me, are you? You...... Don't mess around......"
Qiao Fengzhi's eyes were red, and he walked towards him step by step, gasping and saying, "Jing Yao, I need a woman." ”
Huo Jingyao retreated and said, "In the middle of the night, where can I find you a woman?" Otherwise, you can treat me like a woman. ”
As he spoke, he gently lifted his shirt, revealing one side of his white shoulder, with a look of "you see if I can do this".
Seeing this, Qiao Fengzhi's eyes darkened instantly, and then he threw him to the ground and tore his clothes domineeringly......
The room was messy, and the two of them were entangled on the ground like fighting beasts, panting roughly, and the scene was not a fragrant and charming wave.
Seeing him so rude, Huo Jingyao couldn't help but scream again and again, and coaxed: "Fengzhi, you...... Can you be gentle? I...... I'm actually just talking about it, and I've never tried it with a man like this, you're ......."
"Knock Knock Knock !!" Before he could finish his sentence, there was a sudden knock on the door, and the knock was fierce and heavy, full of anger. Then, a man's vulgar scolding voice came from outside the door: "Where did the mad dog come from! After smashing things in the middle of the night, I started to cry and howl again! Still don't let people sleep? Lao Tzu really poured eight lifetimes of mold to live next door to you! ”
Huo Jingyao was sweating profusely, nervous and expectant, and was so impatient that he was at a loss, and when he heard the scolding, he immediately found an outlet, and scolded back outside the door: "Let your mother's bullshit!" You wait for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu will stone you to death with money early tomorrow morning! ”
The man outside the door was not a vegetarian either, and immediately scolded back: "Who is rare about the stinky money sold by your two mothers?" You're howling like a wolf in the middle of the night, I'm afraid you're selling, right? ”
The two of you scolded me one by one, and above, Qiao Fengzhi slowly calmed down, and he was not interested. This scene is extremely funny and ridiculous, he works hard above, and the people below are also working hard, but he is working hard to scold others, who is still interested.
Qiao Fengzhi left him and said lightly: "You scold first, I'm asleep." ”
Huo Jingyao came back to his senses at this time, and said in his heart why he had to make such a stupid mistake at this juncture. So he ignored the scolding outside the door, pulled him and said, "Fengzhi, don't, haven't we done a good thing yet?" Come on, make a comeback, and now I will obediently cooperate. ”
Qiao Fengzhi lay back on the bed, and said angrily: "Let you toss like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to lift it for ten days and a half months." ”
Huo Jingyao missed the opportunity, suddenly frowned, and simply spread all his anger to the man who was scolding outside the door, he took the time to say to Qiao Fengzhi while scolding: "Fengzhi, no, no, I can't scold anymore, this dog is angry with me, I'll open the door, you help me fight, okay?" ”
This noisy atmosphere instead diverted Qiao Fengzhi's attention, making his demons gradually retreat and return to calm. Qiao Fengzhi let out a sigh of relief and said, "What are you fighting?" Come up to sleep, if you want to breathe, there is a way. ”
Huo Jingyao listened, and was smooth, so he slept beside him according to his words and stopped scolding. The man outside the door scolded for a while, and when he saw that there was no movement in the room, he left with a "bah".
Early the next morning, the two had breakfast on the first floor of the inn. After inspecting their room, the shopkeeper condensed a black aura on his face, and said incredulously: "Two guest officers, you ...... Did you lead thousands of troops to use that room as a battlefield last night? ”
"Poof! Haha-" Huo Jingyao laughed.
Qiao Fengzhi coughed lightly twice, took out a stack of silver tickets from his arms and handed them over: "I'm sorry, you should pay for it, have you seen enough?" ”
When the shopkeeper looked at the stack of silver tickets, his face suddenly turned from cloudy to clear, and he panicked and said: "Enough, enough, enough!" The guest officer is really easy to talk to, and now the villain can explain to the owner. ”
Qiao Fengzhi said again: "Shopkeeper, there is one more thing, I will tell you." ”
The shopkeeper nodded and said, "Yes, guest officer, even if you command, the villain will definitely do it." ”
Qiao Fengzhi smiled and whispered to him, and the shopkeeper thought about it for a while, but nodded and agreed.
"Feng Zhi Fengzhi, will there really be a good show to watch later?" Huo Jingyao took a bite of the soup bag and asked.
Qiao Fengzhi smiled incomprehensibly, reached out and wiped a little soup from the corner of his lips: "Wait and see." ”
The morning light is shining, and the guests on the first floor are coming and going, and the guests are quietly having breakfast, chatting softly from time to time, and the atmosphere is very harmonious.
Suddenly, a thunderous sound came from the guest room on the second floor: "it!" Did Lao Tzu live to hell? Shop small two! Shop small two! ”
Qiao Fengzhi pursed his lips and smiled, and glanced at the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper did not respond to his instructions. The man upstairs shouted for a long time and no one responded, so he kicked open the door with a "bang" in a fit of anger, and rushed out to shout angrily downstairs.
"Ahh
"Oh my God—"
Suddenly, the female guests downstairs covered their faces and screamed when they saw that situation, and the entire first floor was in a sensation. For a while, the female guests fled and fled. Some knocked over chairs, some fell to the floor, and it was noisy and messy. The men who had breakfast pointed to the second floor and laughed after seeing the situation clearly.
I saw that next to the railing on the second floor, a naked man with five big and three thick bodies was standing there angrily, naked and slippery all over his body, only one hand tightly covered under him, that situation was very absurd and ridiculous.
The man saw the commotion on the first floor, he was embarrassed and anxious, and shouted angrily at the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper! What kind of black shop are you?! it! Which bastard slipped into Lao Tzu's room and stole Lao Tzu's clothes? The goods that killed a thousand knives didn't even leave a pants for Lao Tzu, is this something that people did? ”