Chapter 284: I Said I Took the Wrong Chart, Do You Believe It?
Liu Han, nicknamed Ergouzi, is known as Liu Ergou by people in the rivers and lakes. This Liu Ergou has been poor since he was a child, and he has never studied, but when he was a child, he heard the fortune teller say that his generation would produce a nobleman, so the most common thing these two dogs said is that it is impossible to farm the land, and it is impossible to farm in this life.
Then this Liu Ergou became the most famous broken settlement in Penglai, Shandong.
But no one expected that Liu Ergou would really turn his luck inexplicably-
First heard that the government needed a lot of labor, so Liu Ergou pondered going to the government to find a job first. After all, the fortune teller only said that there would be a noble person in his own generation, but he didn't say how the noble person would come out. So Liu Ergou thought about getting involved with the government, wasn't he just with the nobles?
It's just that I didn't think about it, it's good that this government needs a lot of labor, but the wages that can be paid for this work are so little, Liu Ergou calculated a little, and found that there is no hope of becoming a noble person if he continues to work like this.
Later, Liu Ergou figured out that the labor that the government needs is not a hard work, but the kind of labor that is not distressed when it dies.
After figuring out the twists and turns in this, Liu Ergou suddenly realized-
Liu Ergou pondered that he was almost forty years old, and there was not even one in the house now, so if he didn't fight, it was estimated that this life would be like this, so it was better to take this opportunity to fight.
So, Liu Ergou first greeted a few good brothers in the same township, and then sold the old house that had been passed down from generation to generation, and took a group of green skins from the township to buy mules and horses in the east market, knives and guns in the west market, and bought a few small broken boats from the fishermen, and then set off for Goryeo.
At the beginning, Liu Ergou didn't dare to make any big battles, but just kidnapped a hundred and ten Koreans from Goryeo, and then hurriedly transported these Goryeo sticks back to Penglai in a small broken boat.
But it doesn't matter if it's shipped back, Liu Ergou found that these more than 100 Goryeo sticks were sold for more than 500 yuan - more than 500 yuan, more than a dozen green skins, and one person can divide dozens of yuan!
Needless to say, as long as you toss it twice like this, the money you get can not only buy your old house back, but also marry a daughter-in-law!
Especially the county magistrate patted himself on the shoulder, saying that he hoped that he would make persistent efforts, and Liu Ergou became more and more sure that his family was now in response to what the fortune teller said at the beginning, and he was going to be a nobleman!
Liu Ergou, who was so excited, immediately patted his chest and assured the county magistrate that he would definitely take his brothers to go to Goryeo a few more times to strive to get more "laborers" back, one is to work for the government, and the other is to make his family more "expensive".
Then, Liu Ergou carefully calculated his current family background, and finally decided to give a few pieces of money to those pranksters first, so that they could each take the money home to honor their father and mother at home, and by the way, let them call more green skins to catch laborers together.
As for the rest of the money, it will naturally be used to buy a boat - the previous small broken ship can't fit a few people, so it has to be replaced with a big one! The big ones can pretend to be more laborers!
I have to admit that although Liu Ergou's dog brain can't be used to farm and work, it is extremely bright to use it in these crooked ways-
For fear that his noisy movement would attract Goryeo officers and soldiers, Liu Ergou always changed places with one shot, and never touched the places that had been robbed before.
Therefore, with good equipment, dare to work hard, and barely have brains, these conditions are added together, Liu Ergou also tossed a lot of movements, and soon jumped from a state of extreme poverty to a wealthy household in Penglai.
Then Liu Ergou set his sights on the Wa Kingdom again.
Liu Ergou knew very well in his heart that although his equipment was good, and there were many people who dared to fight, it was still much worse than the regular army of the Goryeo sticks, so it was no problem to make a small fuss before the court and the regular army of the Goryeo sticks reacted.
But Liu Ergou is worthy of the dog in the name, at least his courage can definitely be called a dog's guts-
Before the army of the Goryeo stick could react, Liu Ergou asked his subordinates to bring gold, silver and jewelry to the sailor of the Goryeo stick, intending to buy some warships from the Goryeo stick and promise not to harass the coast of Goryeo in the future.
When the Goryeo sailor who was already anxious heard that there was such a good thing, he immediately hit it off with Liu Ergou, and the stick sailor casually found a messy excuse to scrap the two sea ships, got Liu Ergou's money, and got two new ships from the court of Goryeo sticks, and Liu Ergou got two almost brand new warships.
It's the best of both worlds.
Then Liu Ergou took a group of green skins under his command to the Wa Kingdom.
After arriving in the Wa Kingdom, Liu Ergou was surprised to find that the Wa Kingdom was full of dwarf seeds with three-inch Dinggu bark!
The most important thing is that there are no decent sailors in the Wa Kingdom at this time, and those short men who are less than five feet tall cannot pose a threat to themselves.
It's just that yellow-skinned dwarf, and it's not as tall as it jumps, and it's estimated that you can pull it down with a single pull!
What does it feel like for a weasel to be in the hen coop? What does it feel like for a jackal to be in the sheepfold? Liu Ergou felt a deep sense of happiness......
Then Liu Ergou, who was bold, was not satisfied with a small fight like now.
After taking a group of pips to catch a few slaves, Liu Ergou offered a sky-high price, inviting three famous scholars at a price of 100 yuan per month, and many veterans who had quit the army to go to sea with him.
Liu Ergou plans to completely kill the Wa Kingdom - if he can turn all the people up and down into laborers, he probably will be able to seal a marquis or something, right? This horse is the real nobleman! Much more expensive than the rich and noble!
Then Liu Ergou recruited a large number of green skins to settle down in the Penglai territory, and at the same time asked his subordinates to take more gold, silver and jewelry to the sailors of the Goryeo stick to buy warships, and explained by the way that he had gone to Goryeo to catch laborers was a misunderstanding.
Took the wrong chart, got lost at sea, caught the wrong person.
Anyway, it was explained, and the gold, silver and jewelry were also given, and the Goryeo sticks, who already had signs of civil strife, could only pinch their noses and admit it. Then he sold more warships to Liu Ergou.
Then, Liu Ergou was targeted by the Imperial City Division.
He Ji thinks that Liu Ergou is more talented than Li Gang - Li Gang is relying on the invincible military might of the Great Song Dynasty to bully people, and then look at the excuse that Liu Ergou is looking for, how perfect it is!
Whether the sticks believe it or not, He Ji believes it anyway!
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