After a night of heavy rain, the Mandarin Duck River swelled, and the people who got up early in the town stood on the bridge and talked about it, some said that the river came to the Mandarin Duck Town last night, but I was afraid that something strange would happen again; and some said that this was the Dragon King to marry, so it was a rare rainstorm this night, and it was thunder and lightning, and it was a strong wind.

What's more, it is said that the Jade Emperor in the sky surveyed the sky and passed by Mandarin Duck Town, and came to see the things in the world, that is the mother of Lei Gong Dian is opening the way for the Jade Emperor, and some people see the Eight Scenery Luan Yu who is pulling the Jade Emperor to gallop, with a dragon head and a horse body, and wings, tearing the sky apart, but there are too many injustices in this world, and even the Jade Emperor is alarmed.

The crowd gossiped, adding oil and vinegar, and said that they had noses and eyes, and for a while they were even divine.

A young man passed by the Mandarin Duck Bridge, listened to these stupid words of the people, and did not care, only shook his head and smiled.

When a woman next to her saw it, she stopped and said, "Hey, I said He Liang, what are you laughing at? Isn't what we said true?"

He Liang didn't care, and he didn't even look at the woman.

The woman suddenly became a little angry, so she stepped in and said in a loud voice: "Everyone, look, what's wrong with the eldest young master of Master He's family today, everyone is talking about the strange things last night, he is not strange, he is not strange, no one is the same, but he was ruined by his eight charming aunts and wives last night, and he is still dreaming." ”

When they heard this, they all burst out laughing.

A young woman smiled and said: "Widow Sun, you are wrong, it should be nine, and he also has a godmother, who is the little goblin of your own family, why did you forget!"

When the widow heard this, she suddenly became energetic, so she blocked in front of He Liang, puffed up her chest and said with a smile: "Aren't you sick with lovesickness, you have been so depressed early in the morning, what is so good about the little goblin of Sun Lan who killed your old son, look at me, I am such a big beauty in front of you, you don't even look at it! Or your eight aunts and wives are difficult to serve, so you can't do it, and you will be prostrate and ...... a little bit."

"He has a single chicken fir, which can withstand eight, if you add you to such a top ten, you must immediately take his life, do you think, he is Ximen Qing." An old man with gray hair and beard quipped as he stared at Widow Sun.

"Phew, you're not ashamed, you can't die"

Widow Sun was scolding the old man, and He Liang hurriedly pulled away.

Widow Sun lost the old man, so she hurriedly chased after him, shouting, "He Liang, He Liang, you wait......"

Everyone watched Widow Sun chase He Liang around, and they all laughed, and the old man said: "This Widow Sun, it's not a day or two since I think about He Liang's kid, but people don't look up, let your door open, what can you do?

Everyone laughed again, and a mother-in-law pointed to the old man and said: "Li Laohan, you are old, and you are not worried about other people's little widows, but you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour." ”

"You're talking nonsense! I'm still thinking about your mother!" The old man Li Laohan turned around hurriedly with a red face, but he went in the direction of Widow Sun.

The crowd laughed.

One person said: "Speaking of this He Liang, it is really dead-eyed, that Sun Lan was angry with his old son on the day of his wedding, he actually had the courage to think about others, I heard that he eloped with the little goblin of Sun Lan, but it didn't work out, and he was robbed by the master of the cigarette and what desire, and now it seems to be in the Grand View Garden." ”

"That's not his own father, He Houde is not ashamed of being old, what fragrant and smelly stuff is stuffed into his mouth, when he married that Zhao Widow, I heard that people were pregnant, and I don't know which wild old species, he didn't dislike it, but within a few years, Zhao Widow died, this He Liang followed He Houde since he was a child, saying that it was father and son, in fact, it was similar to the master and the slave, when did he treat him as a person, and there was this later Mrs. Bafang, it can be better. ”

"I don't know what secret recipe He Houde's old miscellaneous hair has, he killed Zhao Widow's mouth, and he was able to subdue Aunt Bafang's wife! ”

The other person said: "Don't talk about this, even if we have the secret recipe, we don't have the gold and silver to marry Aunt Bafang's wife." ”

"That's the truth. It's just that last night's lightning and thunder, a night of violent storms, and it was the end of autumn, and it really shouldn't be. ”

"Do you still remember the strange thing about the little goblin Sun Lan? It is said that when the old man Sun and the Wang family found her on the river beach, a strange white light fell from the sky, and then she disappeared inexplicably, and it was also a flash of white light, and then later, she came back unnoticed, which is really strange. ”

"Could it be that she is a white tiger spirit who specializes in harming people. ”

"Nonsense, she came and went near our Mandarin Duck River, maybe she was the concubine of the river god, and she made an awkward encounter for a while and escaped from the game world. ”

"Hey, what are you talking nonsense, it's also the river god's concubine, I think it's the river god's mother!"

Everyone hurriedly spat on the two stunned people.

Everyone talked and discussed, but they didn't understand, and finally the mayor came out and said that he didn't care what the Jade Emperor surveyed the sky, or the river god escaped from the concubine, and decided to worship the river god first, and the location was on the river beach in the lower reaches of the Mandarin Duck River.

There are mainly three families with big surnames in this Mandarin Duck Town, and this family surnamed He is the first big family, and the mayor of the town is called He Chong, who has a high rank and is also the oldest qualified.

The rest of the families surnamed Sun and Li are slightly thinner. The people of the three ethnic groups have lived in this Mandarin Duck Town for many years and intermarried with each other, so they are all a little related to each other.

He Chong has a high seniority, and he is also the patriarch of the family surnamed He, and he is also the mayor of this Mandarin Duck Town, so naturally he responded, and no one dared not come.

Speaking of worshiping the river god, He Chong also invited the only Taoist temple in the town.

Canggou Dao is in his fifties, short and fat in stature, although he is wearing a Taoist robe, but he does not have the appearance of a fairy wind and bones, if he shaves his head and wears a robe, he is a Buddha with a fat head and big ears.

A white sheep and a big green buffalo were led to the river beach, and the crowd of onlookers chatted and watched how the Daoist of the Blue Dog cast a spell.

Canggou Dao Chang put on the incense case, stepped on the seven-star step, a peachwood sword danced like a dragon and a phoenix, and suddenly shouted: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, the Emperor of the Three Qing Dynasty is coming, Lei Gongdian Mother is wide open the road, Gong Cao on duty comes to help, Mandarin Duck Hebo, please listen to the truth, Om Ma is shy......"

The Daoist of the Canggou burned the spell, and the Dharma was at a critical juncture, dancing the peachwood sword and chanting, singing and dancing.

When the widow saw that He Liang was also coming, but she was on the other side, she squeezed her eyebrows at He Liang, but He Liang pretended not to see it.

Widow Sun couldn't help but be angry, so she scolded: "What a bezoar dog treasure, the old lady is not rare." ”

As soon as the words fell, the second stunned man next to him heard it, so he looked at Widow Sun and smiled: "You are not rare, but there are no people, the bezoar you want is under the crotch of the big green cow, but you can stand it!"

When the people next to him heard this, they all laughed.

Widow Sun said angrily: "You little bastard, where did you come from, let your mother's fart! If you have that half, the old lady will be scarce about you." ”

The second stunned man listened, and then smiled: "Really?"

"If you don't have it, if you have the ability, you go and bring it to the old lady to make tonight's snacks, and the old lady will serve you!"

As Widow Sun spoke, she raised her eyebrows and smiled at the second stunned child.

Everyone also rose up on a whim, instigating the two to be stunned.

The second stunned man was originally a little angry, and he had already coveted this widow Sun, but at this time, he was instigated by Widow Sun and everyone, so he really took out a knife to peel pears and ran towards the big green ox that sacrificed to the river god.

Everyone opened their mouths in shock, but they were afraid that these two stunned people would really take this joke as a thing, and disturb the ritual of worshiping the river god.

But it was too late, and the two stunned people rushed to the back of the big green cow's buttocks, and looked at the half catty of goods under the big green cow's crotch and started.