Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Storm Rises

Write down what you want to do in a small notebook that you carry with you, and after you have clear and clear one by one, separate them according to the difficulty of achieving them.

Hide the small book, and then call the steamed buns in.

"Now that you have the status of a lover, you can't call you with steamed buns. I remember your real name is Mi, right? ”

"The third master has a really good memory. It was surnamed rice, and it was originally called rice cake, so after following the third master, I wanted to go to the original surname as a servant, so I called it a steamed bun by the way. ”

"Well, then you will be rice cakes, not steamed buns."

Steamed bread has been following Liu Yu for a long time, and he has also heard a lot of things, and said with a smile: "The third master has a heart for Nanyang, so even my name was changed from steamed bread back to rice cake." North Manami, such a change, I'm afraid it's not the mind of the third master, everyone knows it? ”

Liu Yu looked at the steamed buns, and couldn't help but laugh and scolded: "Really, you don't fucking do reading comprehension, it's really condescending." ”

I often hear Liu Yu say some strange words, and the steamed bun is not surprised, and he doesn't ask in detail, and he roughly guesses what it means. After laughing, he asked, "Third Master, what should I do in the future?" ”

The current identity of the steamed bun is also quite embarrassing.

The rank is not an officer, and the rank is similar to a military medal. Theoretically, even if you mix up to the twelfth turn of the Zhuguo, if you don't have an official body, the identity of the above Zhuguo is an official, and it is only a five-grade start, which is the rule of the Tang Dynasty and the rule of Dashun.

Of course, the regulations are regulations, and no one can get mixed up in the Shangzhu country without an official status. But this rule is placed on a small position like steamed buns, and this embarrassment also appears.

"You also have a title now, even if this mansion is a hereditary duke's palace, you can't use eunuchs, and you can't use honorable people. But there is no one in your family, and it is not easy to live in the capital. Just stay with me for the time being. In the future, don't call the third master and the third master, I know you are used to it, but if someone hears it, I will trouble you. ”

Mantou is also smart and well-behaved, knowing the importance of this, he nodded and said, "Yes." Liu Gongzi is absolutely right. ”

Liu Gongzi, the steamed bun was awkward, Liu Yu was awkward to hear, the two looked at each other and smiled, helpless.

The steamed bun became a rice cake, and the third master turned into a son, but the two were still in love, and the steamed bun was a henchman who had been together since childhood, Liu Yu pondered for a moment and said: "That's it, you will live with me first." Follow me in the future, you also have a position, and you will have a legitimate opportunity to get ahead in the future, and it will also round your heart. ”

When it comes to "heart matters", the steamed bun can't help but think of the girl with the fragrance of wild wheat in the white mountains and black waters, and can't help but sigh.

All the way to the north, I followed Du Feng for a long time, and I was looking forward to being admitted to Wude Palace as the "eldest brother of my dreams".

But sometimes there is a little bit of caution in my heart, looking forward to the "eldest brother" failing the examination room, and not being able to pass the best. If you are admitted, even if you are already a good person, the gap in identity is still a gap that cannot be bridged.

I don't know if it's the blessing of the soul, or whether love can really make people's minds flexible, Mantou suddenly said: "Third master, you will definitely have to do great things in the future." I've read with you, I've read with you. Otherwise, I will worship you as a teacher, right? The third master will be short of manpower in the future, and what the third master tells me to learn, I will learn what I want. In the future, follow the third master and seek a career. ”

Da ......

snapping his fingers, Liu Yu smiled: "You are smart." It's a good way, it's just right to live here, and it's not easy for others to say anything. ”

He is indeed short of manpower. It doesn't matter what you're studying for, whether it's for being an official or for a sister, as long as you have a purpose, you can always work harder than someone who has no purpose.

Mantou is a confidant who has been together since childhood, which is really suitable.

As he spoke, he took out two pieces of silver from his bosom and threw them over, saying, "Then it's decided." You go buy some jerky or something, as a gift of restraint. In a few days, I will have a meal with my friends, and when you eat, you will also go with you, and you will bow in front of everyone and pay homage. First, they will not be able to treat you as a steamed bun in the future, and secondly, it will save a lot of trouble. ”

He took the money, weighed it, and thought that the money would have to be repaid in the future. On weekdays, there is nothing wrong with eating and drinking with the third master, but the apprentice's binding ceremony is not a trivial matter, and this money cannot be used in vain.

Pretending to be thoughtful, I thanked the chief.

Liu Yu got up and smiled: "Then you can stay first." I have to go back to the inner courtyard. I'm not you, I don't have a girl in my heart now, and I'm the age of strong blood. If you have it at home, you don't have to bother your hands. ”

When Liu Yu went out, Mantou looked at Liu Yu's back and said, "The third master is really suitable to be a teacher." On weekdays, I was taught all day long that I should treat people as human beings, and not be 'things for use'. It makes a lot of sense, but it can be done...... It's not the same thing at all. If you don't have a swift in your heart, isn't that a 'thing'? A teacher is someone who can reason with others without having to do it himself, hehe. ”

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Entering the inner courtyard, Swift hurriedly greeted her, as before, serving and changing her clothes, and her face was not half blushing.

Liu Yu came back a few days ago, thinking about the ridiculous thing that night before going to Nu'er to do Dusi, he inevitably blushed and his heart beats. But the absurdity has become a habit these days, and even blushing is saved.

"Third master, the second son of the Duke of Qi sent someone today. This time, he didn't play the dumb riddle like the last time, but directly sent someone to pass the word, saying that they have been trapped in the Wude Palace these days to spend the night, and tomorrow they will take a break and ask you to go out for a drink together. He was the east, and he picked up the wind and washed the dust for the third master, which can be regarded as a celebration of the third master's award of the honor of the captain of the light car. ”

"Oops!"

Liu Yu patted his head and startled the swifts.

"What's wrong with the third master?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I heard you throw peacefully, and I remembered a key thing."

The last time Tian Ping tricked himself into going to his house to do a translation business, he used Fujian's big grapefruit as an introduction, saying that he was a chivalrous man in the fruit and a sword in ten years.

Although I don't know much about the friendship between Qi Guogong and the Fujian Jiedu envoy, it must be deeper than the relationship between his own family.

I was looking for someone who knew Japanese, and many Fujian businessmen went to Nagasaki via Ryukyu, so I dragged Tian Ping to do it, and he was the right person.

"Wonderful!"

I was so happy that I couldn't help but scream in my mouth, grabbed the swift on the side, and asked bluntly, "Have you taken a bath?" ”

After a few days of absurdity, the swifts gradually let go, less shyness of the day, and more flattering light rhyme.

Neither blushing like a mosquito or smacking a slush, nor going directly to clean up the bed, but attached it to Liu Yu's ear, deliberately blowing the heating to itch Liu Yu's earlobe, and whispered: "I've washed it a long time ago." ”

The tingling itch on the earlobe made Liu Yu couldn't help but tremble for a while, and said two words.

"Sleep!"

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In the depths of the night, some people are alone dreaming, some people are in the mode of Huai Sage, and some people are saying some strange things.

Somewhere in the capital, several people sat opposite each other, seemingly drinking, but there was no half of them singing together.

There was wine and meat on the table, but the people sitting around played the edge of the Buddhist family.

But he said that there was a person who believed in Buddhism and did not kill or eat meat. This man had a son, but he liked to eat meat, and he did not want to eat the family's vegetarian food. ”

The man had tried a few words of persuasion, but it was to no avail. On this day, the man locked up his son, and he was only allowed to eat vegetarian food every day, and within a month, his son could not stand it, and he shouted all day long to eat meat and eat meat, and he was starved for several days. ”

The man instructed the cooks at home: Take five catties of the fattest white meat, and not add half a spoonful of salt, nor put half a little green onion spice, but cook it in hot water. After cooking, with cold water, the fat and greasy grease solidified, all stuck to the cold white meat, and there was no half salt taste, let alone half a green onion, so the white meat was served to his son who had been hungry for a few days. ”

The son was starved for a few days, and then he was starved for more than a month, and suddenly he saw blood like a mosquito. Ate two meals in a row, guess what? ”

When the question was asked, without waiting for others to answer, the person who asked the question opened his mouth first and said with a smile: "Since then, this man's son has not been able to eat the slightest greasy, and he wants to vomit when he sees meat." ”

"So, the best way to get a person to stop eating meat is to make him eat meat hard. But what he wanted to eat was lean meat, but what he was given was white fat. ”

Everyone in the room is not thin, and it is clear that they don't want to quit meat in this way.

The meaning of the story on the wine table is to adjust the atmosphere, and the other is to refer to something else. But if it is to adjust the atmosphere, there will naturally be no shortage of laughing and singing girls, but there is no one to sit with.

After listening to this story, the people at the table all had smiles on their faces.

"Some people want to eat meat, and it seems that this persuasion cannot be persuased. If you can't persuade you, you have to have other means. ”

"If he wants to eat meat, then let him eat cold and fatty meat, and eat until he vomits and says he will never eat it again; If he wants to drink water, he will add salt to the water, so that he will not quench his thirst until he vomits. ”

One of the people next to him also smiled: "Wonderful! ”

"Eating meat is to quench cravings, and drinking water is to quench thirst. But if you do it like eating meat for the sake of meat, and drinking water for the sake of water...... Hey. ”

In the midst of a burst of laughter, the storyteller lifted his chopsticks, tapped a bad duck's tongue on the table, and said, "If one duck shakes its tongue and quacks, the rest of the ducks will follow suit." The so-called one dog barks, and a hundred dogs bark. Nowadays there is a place where ducks are raised, and if one of them quacks, it will naturally be loud. ”

"That Wude Palace and Guozijian are separated by a street, and there are many quarrels on weekdays. It's nothing more than a fear of wolves and embarrassment, so they become wolves and dogs. That being the case, you might as well let the ducks in the Guozijian croak a few times...... Isn't it to restore the heroic style of the Han and Tang Dynasties? Then reply, reply hard, and resume until you don't mention this matter again, and you will continue to suppress the unhealthy tendencies of the Han and Tang dynasties. ”

"Persuade, I don't think I can persuade it. If you can't persuade you, then eat white meat to quench your cravings and drink salt water to quench your thirst. ”

"If you want to restore the Han and Tang dynasties, I will go one step further and reprimand the Rakshasa mission to come is an old humiliation of Song Liao; If you want to engage in Western studies, then work hard to get Catholicism and Confucianism crying temples; If you want to find out the acres of land, then do it seriously, and make the sky angry and resentful. ”

The others understood this clever strategy, but only one hesitated: "Although the sentient beings of the country are easy to quack, they are not stupid. ”

Someone laughed and said: "Opposite Guozijian, it is Wude Palace." On the light car, Lieutenant Liu Yu and Liu Gongzi, Liu Gongzi is also the one who participated in the negotiation with the Rakshasas. The traitor misled the country, humiliated the national body, beat him up, and left his name in history, who would not do it? ”