Chapter 0096: Just When I Don't Exist as a "Friend"
The smoke of the cooking rose and then disappeared without a trace, and a soldier got into the place called the kitchen, and after a while, closed the door and left—the night began to shroud, Zheng Yingqi lay more than 300 meters away from the maintenance station, and was stunned to smell the fragrance of steamed buns from the kitchen.
And the smell of leftovers.
Zheng Yingqi had a villain in his heart and said, "What are you doing in a daze? Come on, steal something to eat and fill your stomach first. ”
Another villain said, "Upstairs is right. ”
Another villain said, "They're all right......"
Zheng Yingqi muttered: "I know it's all right......"
Of course, that's right, the sky is big, and the belly is the biggest—but, people, you have to have some persistence.
"Paralyzed, that guy can protrude the steamed buns that he eats in his mouth, Lao Tzu has been killing Chengcai all the way from the army to the present, is it not as good as him in this?"
Zheng Yingqi thought hatefully, and then took out the wild vegetables and weeds collected along the way, "This is a green onion...... This is flatbread...... This is a steamed bun...... By the way, I need a piece of beef......"
He muttered softly as he stuffed it into his mouth, as if hypnotized, and the wild grass and vegetables were stunned by the illusion that he had eaten the delicacies of the mountains and seas—well, let's just treat it as a home-cooked stir-fry.
The black curtain slowly shrouded the earth, and the "garrison" of the maintenance station "garrison" that was looser outside and more loose inside seemed to be still living a boring life, and Zheng Yingqi, who finally felt better, watched and listened to all directions, waiting for the arrival of "fish".
Of course, I won't be fishing for the fish of the detective camp this time.
When it was almost 10 o'clock, there was a sneaky appearance in the darkness, Zheng Yingqi chuckled, observed the figure, and sure enough, it was three, sneakily touched into the kitchen of the maintenance station.
"It's time to fool around!" Zheng Yingqi smiled and touched the kitchen, and when he passed the road built by Xu Sanduo, Zheng Yingqi suddenly smiled silently.
He quietly approached the kitchen, leaning against the kitchen door and listening to the movement inside, sure enough, the three of them were arguing about something about the steamed buns that reached their mouths - the proud Wu Liuyi did not allow himself to cheat in this "war", the simple Xu Sanduo did not have the same sense of honor as Wu Liuyi, but the simple idea told himself that in this lonely "war" that penetrated deeply, there should be no such food.
Chengcai gnawed on the steamed bun angrily, thinking that he was despicable and venting his anger, but in the end it was always difficult to swallow, and in the face of the field rations handed by Xu Sanduo, the only remaining self-esteem made him spit out the steamed bun in his mouth.
In the end, he was dying and struggling, trying to pull two nerds into the water, but in the end he was defeated by Xu Sanduo on the rations, he said, eating steamed buns, I have a rotten stomach at most, shame on your things, my whole body is rotten.
[This kid, how to say that he is good? 】
Zheng Yingqi sighed in his heart, if there was no one, Chengcai would definitely choose to eat this steamed bun, but in front of these two nerds, Chengcai chose to abide by the rules because of his poor self-esteem.
It's a pity that this incident did not make Chengcai realize his shortcomings - for Chengcai, as long as the goal can be achieved, the means are not important, and the rules can only be constrained by others in his opinion, and it is precisely because of this that he was finally rejected by Lao A under Yuan Lang's indifferent gaze.
He is too utilitarian, and he ignores a lot of things, but what he ignores is the real criterion of a soldier - the real criterion of a soldier!
There was silence in the room, and Zheng Yingqi could imagine the three people inside staring at each other, so he pinched his nose and whispered:
"Congratulations on passing the food temptation test, plus 10 points per person!"
"Who?"
The three people in the kitchen instantly got up and nervously raised their guns at the door, and at this moment they looked like frightened monkeys.
The sound of the hit drama in the house not far away was very loud, covering up the movement here, and the inside and outside of the house seemed to be two worlds - the soldiers of the fifth class couldn't imagine it, at this moment, inside and outside their kitchen, one person was snickering, like a stealing cat, and the other three were like beasts that had been caught, and they were thinking about how to fight back.
"I'm from the Observation Team, be quiet, do you want to alarm your allies? You're doing well and you're allowed to eat a steamed bun each as a reward! Zheng Yingqi continued to flicker, Wu Liuyi and Chengcai were skeptical, and they always felt that what they heard was incredible, but the most honest and honest Xu Sanduo was pleasantly surprised:
"It's Ingki!"
Zheng Yingqi is disappointed, who said that honest people are easy to deceive? This guy was stunned by Yuan Lang, why couldn't he be fooled?
The door opened gently, and the three faces huddled to the side to look at the uninvited guests outside the door, full of surprise.
Xu Sanduo smiled stupidly and whispered, "Yingqi, I thought you were eliminated." ”
Chengcai was also pleasantly surprised, but arrogantly said: "The scourge lives for a thousand years......"
"You kid is capable," Wu Liuyi pulled Zheng Yingqi in and carefully closed the kitchen: "You dare to fool me...... Your sister almost believed it! ”
When getting out of the car and being attacked, Zheng Yingqi took the initiative to break off, and was cut off from the way back to the net dry ditch, they thought that Zheng Yingqi had already been captured alive by the division and reconnaissance battalion, but they didn't expect to meet here, naturally they were happy from the bottom of their hearts.
Zheng Yingqi collapsed directly on the bag and laboriously untied his equipment, "Tsk, I can't imagine that the IQ of the two of you is not as good as my family's Xu San-does hunger make people regress?" ”
"Go, all the nonsense." Wu Liuyi kicked Zheng Yingqi lightly, and said with palpitations: "You scared us to death just now...... How did you kid get this touched? ”
"This is the right direction, where do you not touch this?" When Zheng Yingqi said this, the two people who still had doubts about Xu Sanduo's judgment became overjoyed, you must know that they can come here, but it is the reason why Xu Sanduo insists on his own opinion - Zheng Yingqi looked at the three of them and asked, "How are you doing today?" Have you ever been bitten by the division and detective battalion? ”
"Don't talk about it......" Wu Liuyi heeled, and said depressedly: "The division and detective battalion is like a mad dog, I chased it for a while yesterday and didn't chase it, I don't know what's going on today, I don't want to let go, there are only four of us left, and one of us doesn't agree with this direction and goes to the other side." ”
Zheng Yingqi didn't dare to say that he had teased the division and reconnaissance battalion, and nodded with deep sympathy: "We also took the night march and rested during the day, but I didn't expect the division and reconnaissance battalion to prepare an observation post, and almost hit the road - four cars rushed over in a few minutes, if it weren't for my luck, you would probably have to find me in the pile of dead people." ”
After several people complained together, Wu Liuyi said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, keep your strength, we have to continue to go." ”
"Don't you want to eat?" Zheng Yingqi smiled evilly and stared at the nine and a half steamed buns on the table.
"You eat." Wu Liuyi said angrily, Zheng Yingqi reached out and took a steamed bun, Xu Sanduo immediately became nervous, "Yingqi, you can't eat it." ”
Zheng Yingqi took the steamed bun under his nose and sniffed fiercely, "Eat a fart!" I've had a blast! ”
As he spoke, he threw the steamed bun back, took out the wild vegetables and rubbed them on his hands, as if he wanted to dip the taste of the steamed buns: "The steamed bun-flavored wild vegetables can also satisfy hunger!" ”
Xu Sanduo smirked, and Chengcai on the side looked at it, his eyes full of disappointment - if Zheng Yingqi ate it, he would definitely eat it.
Pity...... He didn't!
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In the dormitory of Class 5, the hit TV series is still playing, but the minds of several soldiers in Class 5 are still not on the TV series, because there is an extra "friendly army" wearing a strange military uniform in their dormitory.
The "allies" were asleep with their eyes closed and their headphones connected, and although they couldn't read them, they were pretty sure it wasn't a video camera.
"It's time to go to bed, right?"
The friendly soldiers suddenly said that when the soldiers looked at the time, it was only ten o'clock—and suddenly they remembered that ten o'clock was the time to go to bed.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep......"
The soldiers of the fifth squad said embarrassedly.
"Just because I don't exist...... Excused me tonight. The friendly soldier said again.
The soldiers of the fifth class muttered in their hearts, and they knew that this guy didn't want to leave - this is really a strange person, after coming, he pretended to be asleep, and he didn't talk to them, and when the time came, he said to sleep, I really don't know what this person is for!