Chen Yi sat down quietly, and he already understood the plan of the red boy in his heart.

This means not to get drunk and not to return, but there are many kinds of them, like those who wanted to hey in the previous life, didn't they all talk under the guise of not getting drunk and not returning?

To put it bluntly, if you don't get drunk, I won't have a chance.

"Brother Jin Cicada, have you seen it? These mountain god lands and the like can only become the slaves of the elder brother!" said the red boy ostentatiously.

But Chen Yi is sober, this set is almost too nonsense, he hasn't drunk yet, he has transitioned from a mage to a big brother, he can't help but be anxious, right?

"Brother, although you are the Holy Child King, but these mountain god lands are under the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor, aren't you afraid of the Jade Emperor?" Chen Yi had already learned these so-called scene entertainment, so he asked after the words of the red boy.

The red boy smiled and said: "Brother Jin Cicada doesn't know, these mountain god lands have licked their faces since they settled in this mountain, and they are not bullying them, they are not at ease!"

As soon as Chen Yi wanted to ask back, the mountain god next to him came over and flattered Chen Yi and the red boy: "The king is right, if you don't bully me, I will feel mixed like an ant on my back, and I will really be happy!"

"See, these cheap bones, you can't do it if you don't call them!" the red boy laughed and waved his hand to let the sensible mountain god go down.

Chen Yi smiled and signaled, saying that he knew, but he was very sad in his heart, don't think about it, all this must have been arranged by Taishang Laojun.

Otherwise, even if the red boy is awesome, he won't dare to do this, the sixty mountain gods and the land are all immortals compiled by the heavenly court, and they are called back and forth like this, if no one supports them, who will believe it?

It's just that Chen Yi sighed that even a saint like Lao Tai Laojun can't avoid the father complex in the world, and he doesn't even care about his principles for the sake of his own children.

Chen Yi was thinking about it, the fruit and wine had already been served, and the monkey boy poured Chen Yi a full glass: "Brother Golden Cicada, meeting is fate, do this cup!"

Chen Yi smiled and took a drink from the wine glass, and then asked, "Brother, look at you really young, your parents are still here?"

"What my brother said, my father is the Great Sage Bull Demon King of Pingtian, and my mother is the princess of the iron fan, little brother, just mix in this barren mountains and mountains to be at ease!"

Looking at the appearance of the red child, Chen Yi took the initiative to pour a glass of wine, and then said: "That brother, you are a fairy among the gods, living far away in the sacred mountain, at ease!"

"Come on, today the king and the golden cicada brother are not drunk and will not return!" The red boy waved his hand and followed a few jars of good wine: "Big brother, you must taste this wine, this is the special beauty fragrance of the little brother of this mountain!"

"That's it!"

Chen Yi picked up the wine glass and drank it all!

How could he not know that the red boy was in his mind, and didn't he just want to get him drunk with wine?

Even if the wine is not drunk, the contents of the wine will definitely make people drunk, Chen Yiyi is bold, so he simply let go and drink.

This drank from dawn to dark, and from darkness to dawn, Chen Yi felt that something was wrong, with his Da Luo Jinxian's body, he was a little drunk, and the scene in front of him was a little blurry.

Obviously, I can not help anything, but I can't stand up with a chair at the moment.

Bite!

Poisoned state!

The system is also interesting enough, and at this time, I hurriedly came out to suggest that Chen Yi was poisoned.

"What about detoxification?" Chen Yi was speechless to the system, how could he not know about this poisoning, and he still needed to be reminded by the system, he cared about detoxification.

"Brother, wait, why is my brother a little confused, you let my brother sober up!" Chen Yi held his forehead and waved his hand, and hurriedly searched for the antidote pill in the system mall.

Just like Martin taking aphrodisiacs, Chen Yi bought more than ten kinds of antidote pills and quietly stuffed them into his mouth.

Bite!

The host was successfully detoxified, but was poisoned again due to eating too much detoxification pill and fell into a coma for a quarter of an hour.

What?

"System, fuck your uncle, don't play people like this!" Chen Yi scolded at the system, but then lost consciousness.

This is the first time he has been poisoned by taking pills, and the key thing is that he was in a coma for a quarter of an hour, a quarter of an hour, this time is enough for the red boy to dismantle him.

"The king is wise!" the monster captain gave a thumbs up to the red boy.

The red boy waved his hand and said: "This thousand days of drunkenness was stolen by this king from his father, let him Da Luo Jin Immortal sleep for three days and three nights, go find a knife and chop this golden cicada to this king!"

"King, this golden cicada is claimed to be able to increase its lifespan by 100,000 years with one bite, can the little ones drink a mouthful of soup?" asked the monster captain flatteringly.

The red boy smiled: "Don't worry, it's not just soup, after the king eats it for a while, the meat on the bones will be cleaned up!"

"Thank you, King Long, I'm going to find the guy!" Captain Youkai disappeared in front of Red Boy and returned with a bundle of knives in the blink of an eye.

"King, this is a small treasured prop, I don't know how many people's blood has been stained, and the absolute disembowelment is invincible!"

The red boy laughed: "Haha, this king will be handed over to you, give this king a braised golden cicada!"

"Order!" The monster captain carried Chen Yi from the table to the board next to the fire, and then drew his machete.

Not only that, but he also showed off to the little demon next to him: "Look at the point, this first step is to divide the corpse, ordinary knives are easy to get stuck in the bones, only this kind of machete, not only thick but also sharp, full wrist strength, the instant explosive power of the waist twisting, directly cut like this!"

Bang!

The monster captain just reached Chen Yi's lap with a machete, but it directly collided with dazzling sparks, and then saw that it was broken into two, and he himself was shocked and flew out directly.

"Captain, isn't the machete not good?" The little demon hurriedly stepped forward to help the monster captain up, and asked with concern.

The monster captain also wondered, why didn't this fucking trick work?

"You stand out a little, this captain really doesn't believe in evil!" "The monster captain withdrew everyone around him, followed a few steps back, and then ran up with a run.

"Open it to Lao Tzu!"

The monster's roar immediately attracted the attention of everyone around, only to see the eerie cold glow on the knife, and slashed down at Chen Yi's thigh.

"There's meat to eat now......"

"It's your mother's daydream, the meat is the king's, it's good if we have soup to drink!"

"The captain is really mighty, and the captain will be the goal of my struggle in the future!"

In everyone's expectation, the machete and Chen Yi's thigh had an intimate contact again.

Bang!

The youkai captain flew high until the sky turned into a black dot, and then fell down with everyone's gaze, sending up a cloud of smoke and dust.