Volume 1 Rebirth Dominates Yanggu County Chapter 52 Slippery and annoying
Li Yan's "benevolence" made him passive, but it was not entirely because of that handsome face, most of them still had the phrase "don't hit women".
Thinking of the day when he was beaten with a stick, this sentence was extremely abrupt, if it weren't for this sentence, Daylily would not have been able to save herself intact.
I guess I'm grateful.
Li Yan can definitely be called a generous person, or a generous person, everyone else is a gentleman to take revenge, ten years is not too late, and Li Yan does not need ten years, ten days will almost forget it.
Of course, the premise is that he thinks that this is a good person, like the old fox Lai Zhao, Li Yanei, who is corrupted, he will not have such a good heart.
At this time, Li Yan hid under the table and did not dare to come out, and after Zhang Xiaoguan cleaned up the chair in front of him, he also stood in place and did not make the next move.
The two of them were jealous of each other.
After Zhang Xiaoguan saw Li Yan's close kung fu, he didn't dare to get too close, remembering the powerlessness of being pressed under him just now, he was afraid for a while, if he did it again, not to mention whether his luck was still so good, he would be ashamed to death, and he would be ...... by a man
Besides, Li Yan, when the gauze tent whistled towards him with the sound of the wind, he immediately realized that this was real kung fu, and it was definitely not acrobatics!
And it immediately confirmed his idea.
I saw Zhang Xiaoguan wave at will, the gauze tent seemed to be endowed with spirituality, swishing, instantly wrapped around the chair legs, gently pulled, not to mention the twenty-pound mahogany chair, was lifted into the air, flicked his wrist hard, and flew out when he landed, hitting the wall, making a heavy breaking sound.
Three chairs were thrown out in succession, and not a single mistake was made.
If this is not real kung fu, then what is real kung fu? Although Li Yan doesn't know weapons and has never practiced weapons, he knows a sentence: five years of swords, ten years of swords, and you can't practice a line in a lifetime.
Soft weapons are difficult to practice, but also difficult to refine, with double diligence and extremely high understanding, it is far from enough, the most important thing is talent, without talent, a lifetime is just a layman, the threshold is unattainable.
Li Yan didn't want to risk his life to test Zhang Xiaoguan's talent, so he hid under the table and looked at Zhang Xiaoguan nervously.
But he was complaining in his heart, making such a big noise, why didn't anyone come in to take a look, and the people in the entire verdant cloud building were dead.
He pricked up his ears unwillingly, listened carefully, and there was no movement outside, it was really fucking quiet, as if he was in a closed box.
"You come out!" Zhang Xiaoguan raised his eyebrows and said.
Li Yanxin said: I'm not stupid, go out and be abused by you?
"You come in."
Zhang Xiaoguan was stunned, he didn't expect him to be able to say such a sentence, the space under the table is only so big, why go in? And he shouted, "Come out!" ”
"You come in." Li Yan said with a hippie smile.
"You!" Zhang Xiaoguan's speech, I don't know what to say, it seems that there is only this one sentence to say, what else can I say besides this sentence?
Have you eaten? Are you hungry? How can you say these things about this kind of joint......
"You're shameless." Zhang Xiaoguan was in a hurry, blurted out, and regretted it after speaking, I just hoped that the other party didn't hear it.
It's a pity that Li Yan not only heard it, but also heard it very clearly, how could he let go of such a good opportunity, it would definitely be too good to fight, if he didn't take advantage of his tongue, he wouldn't be the stinky Li Yan.
"Ouch, it's me who is bad, it's me who hates it, it's me who annoys Yinyin (everyone), it's me who ......"
Zhang Xiaoguan's breathing was a little short, he was furious, shook the gauze tent, and pulled it under the table.
Li Yan had long been on guard against this hand, quickly stepped back, got out of the bottom of the table, hunched his waist, across the table, shook his head, and had an expression that he would not stop if he was not angry.
Secretly, he grabbed a plate and flew out.
The purpose of the angry man is also to win, Li Yan knows that no one can help him in the current situation, since he can't win it, he will outwit it.
Zhang Xiaoguan faced the flying plate, did not panic, tilted his head slightly to dodge, and just wanted to fight back, another large porcelain bowl came to him, leaned back to dodge, and before he could stand up straight, a soup spoon flew over......
Li Yan saw him dodging left and right, squatting forward and leaning back, agile and stretched, like an aerobics athlete, he threw eight or nine cutlery straight over, but he didn't hit it at all.
grabbed a wine jug casually, and just wanted to throw it over, when he suddenly remembered Li Yanei's words: This is the wine in the palace.
What does the wine taste like in the palace?
Li Yan looked at the spout, drank two sips, chirped, and stretched out his tongue spicily.
This action gave Zhang Xiaoguan a chance to fight back, he had been passive, he had long been annoyed to the extreme, and his white robe was stained with a lot of vegetable soup and oil, which made him angry more than the humiliation of words.
People who are big and dirty don't know what cleanliness is, and people who are cleanliness have almost no good temper.
Just as Li Yan was stunned, the gauze tent in Zhang Xiaoguan's hand was pulled over again.
Li Yan's reaction was not slow, mainly because he had the true path barrier of the table, and he slipped under the table again as soon as he was short.
Zhang Xiaoguan didn't worry too much this time, he flew up and stared at the edge of the table, the heavy solid wood legs rubbed against the ground, making a piercing squeak, and quickly retreated to the corner of the wall.
Li Yan was stunned for a moment, looked up, his head was empty, and a thick beam came into view, secretly screaming that it was not good.
Sure enough, the gauze tent came straight to the door in front of him, and in a hurry, he kicked his feet hard, and the whole person slid backwards on the smooth floor, and when he slid to the table, he turned and got into it again, as if only under the table could he feel safe.
However, this time he miscalculated, the table was leaning against the wall, there was no way to retreat, and the space under the table was narrow, and there was no way to hide, and he became a live target.
Zhang Xiaoguan was secretly happy in his heart, took two steps in a hurry, and when he reached the range of the attack, he slammed the general, took revenge, and relieved his hatred.
Li Yan also realized his mistake, and since he couldn't dodge, he simply didn't hide.
However, he couldn't let it be pumped in his face, his hands were up, he lifted the table, only to feel a pain in his knees, so he almost didn't kneel on the ground, he screamed and threw the table out.
Bang dang!
Because the table was too heavy, Li Yan didn't throw it far, and he couldn't hurt Zhang Xiaoguan, but he still delayed his movements.
Li Yan hurriedly rushed to the right, which was where the big bed was.
He was so frightened that he didn't even dare to run, so he pounced.
folded two heels in a row, rolled to the other side of the bed, hurriedly stood up, knocked wildly on the secret door, and did not forget to look back to observe Zhang Xiaoguan's position.
Zhang Xiaoguan hated Li Yan very much, obviously he took the initiative, but he didn't feel that he had taken advantage of it, and he forgot his situation with grief and anger.
This is someone else's territory!
She didn't care about anything at this time, and she only thought about defeating Li Yan in her heart! Cripple Li Yan! Kill Li Yan!
So the best time to escape was missed......