Chapter 15 Chef Liu Bei, barbecue Huns

"It's almost there, isn't it?"

Liu Bei stood beside Xun Yu and looked at the direction of Xihe County from the top of the Baibo Valley.

He was waiting for Xu Huang and their arrival, and he was also anxious about the weather.

Sure enough, it was just as Liu Bei was worried about.

Today's Xihe County is not sunny enough, the sky is a little gloomy, looking at the dark clouds in the distance, Liu Bei suspects that it may rain here at any time.

But Xun You didn't seem to panic at all, but shook the feather fan in his hand lightly, feeling the coolness of the natural wind on the top of the mountain.

He took this feather fan from Chen Chen.

The last time Chen Chen used it in front of him, he felt that it had a good image and was very in line with his elegant and easy-going bearing, so he put it on before the expedition.

As for the patent rights of this image, forget it, no one cares about this.

Xun You's hand swayed slowly, he didn't seem to see the dark clouds in the sky, and the whole person looked at the scenery leisurely.

Liu Bei secretly glanced at Xun Yu on the side.

But he didn't say anything.

Since Gongda has said that there is no problem, then he should believe him.

Anyway, in his Liu Bei's life, he has never been allowed to look at people.

There is no suspicion in employing people, and there is no need for suspicious people.

Just accompany him to watch this scene on the top of the mountain.

Liu Bei folded his hands and shrunk his neck, and the moisture in the air rose significantly.

In the valley of Baibo under their feet, many flammable materials were placed everywhere in advance.

Hay grass, waste firewood, etc.

All it takes is a flood of rockets to turn this valley into a big oven.

I just hope it doesn't rain.

"Here they are."

Xun You suddenly put down the feather fan, and pointed into the distance with his free hand.

There, some black figures began to appear.

As those small black dots increase, you can also see the formation of the comers.

Xu Huang, who was running in front, led thousands of people, like mice being chased everywhere by cats, desperately looking for a place to drill.

And the white wave valley in front of him seemed to be a hole he chose to drill into.

At this time, the three armies of Taiyuan were ambushed around the Baibo Valley, and the archers were gathered on the top of the Baibo Valley, ready to prepare fire oil rockets, and waited for the arrival of the Hun guests.

When the distinguished guests come, I will entertain them with these good things.

"Let's squat down first."

Liu Bei pulled Xun You to squat down a little.

The soldiers around them were all prostrate on the ground, for fear that the Huns would see an ambush in the Baibo Valley and let them withdraw directly.

And it's quite obvious that there are two people standing on the top of the mountain.

They disguised the barrels filled with fire oil as mountain rocks, and their bodies were sparsely covered with some grass, which was a camouflage that Chen Chen asked them to make, which was more similar to the color of the mountain.

"It's coming!"

Xu Huang licked his lips.

Looking at the empty valley in front of him, he had been running non-stop for a long time, and now he wanted to drink saliva.

He also felt the humidity in the air and the change in the sky.

He was a little worried that Xun You's plan would fail.

After all, people are not as good as heaven, if God has a heavy rain, then the previous preparations and layouts will be in vain.

But he is a soldier, and he is to carry out military orders.

If it really rains heavily, then it's time for them to turn back and fight with the Huns.

"Drive!"

Riding horses, the soldiers also knew what Xu Huang meant, and they were about to speed up and distance themselves here, so that they could run out of the other side of the valley.

Baibo Valley is very quiet.

The Huns were immersed in the joy of chasing their prey, and did not notice the abnormality in this white wave valley at all.

Some of them have been to the White Wave Valley, but the previous White Wave Valley was also rarely visited.

It's normal to be empty and quiet.

But as the army of 100,000 Huns squeezed into the Baibo Valley, they also felt a different taste.

Quiet is right.

But in a huge valley, why are there no birds and beasts?

They didn't hear any living sounds, and it was a bad feeling.

But fortunately, their head troops were almost out of the valley and continued to chase Xu Huang's troops.

"Seal the valley!"

Suddenly, at the narrow valley entrances on both sides of the White Wave Valley, many figures suddenly appeared on the mountains on both sides.

That loud shout also frightened the Huns a little, why are there ambushes in this valley?

They understood that this was a trap for the Han people.

But so what?

Can such a valley trap them?

"Boom!"

As the boulder was pushed down, the road ahead of the Baibo Valley was cut off, and Xu Huang and the others had just crossed the narrow gorge.

The boulder that had been pushed down from the top of the mountain blocked the way forward, stopping the Huns, who were still chasing their prey.

If there is an ambush, they will run, but when they want to turn back, they also find that the entrance just now is also blocked.

Although because the size of the Huns' troops was too large, they did not all enter this white wave valley.

But there were at least seventy or eighty thousand cavalry entering the White Wave Valley.

And they heard shouts of killing outside the valley.

It is estimated that the Hun cavalry who stayed outside the valley and had not had time to enter the valley had already started a battle with the enemy.

The Huns in the valley felt that this was a way to divide their army, and they gathered together to move the boulder and clear a passage.

But they don't know.

It is not the compatriots who are left outside the valley to fight against the sword soldiers who will really suffer.

Instead, they were intercepted in the valley.

"Brother Chen, what do you say this is called?"

Xun You stood up, looked at the dense Huns in the valley, and suddenly asked Liu Bei beside him.

"What?"

Liu Bei didn't know why, Xun You's brainless question made him scratch his head.

"Shoot the arrows, pour the oil!"

Liu Bei hurriedly ordered the soldiers who were crawling on the top of the mountain to add fire to the valley, and burned them before it rained.

"Come to mind, eight, than, ball?"

Three strange syllables came out of Xun You's mouth, perhaps he was referring to the BBQ that Chen Chen said that day.

"Mr. Gongda, I find that you and Mr. are becoming more and more similar."

Liu Bei looked at Xun You with some resentment.

I don't know why, he always feels that these people have been with Chen Chen for a long time, and they will learn some habits from Chen Chen.

It doesn't matter if it's good or bad, but Liu Bei feels that the atmosphere of the group seems to be getting more and more off the line.

But......

It seems that he is quite off the line.

"Whoosh! Sou! ”

For a time, from the top of the mountain on both sides of the Baibo Valley, many heads emerged, which surprised the Huns, not to mention tens of thousands of people.

When they saw the liquid that had fallen from these people and the flaming arrows in their hands, they understood what these cunning Han people wanted to do.

They will burn the valley of the white waves, and they will burn them!

For a time, the Huns in the valley were in some turmoil.

"It's overcast, it's going to rain heavily, you all calm down!"

The leaders of the Huns were not incompetent.

He was able to be chosen by the new king as the leader of this great invasion because of his experience and strength.

By looking at the humidity in the air and observing the sky, he quickly judged whether it was likely to rain.

"Avoid the weeds, the dry wood, and gather together!"

He held his long knife aloft and told his men to do as he was told.

At the same time, he also arranged for Taniguchi's people to speed up the clearing of the road.

It's a pity that Liu Bei and Xun You came when they were ready.

"Add firewood and fire!"

Liu Bei looked at the Huns who were in some commotion in the valley, and his mood was inexplicably good, perhaps because he felt a sense of joy when he saw the murderous aliens scurrying around like ants on a hot pot.

"Give them some more spice!"

Liu Bei commanded the soldiers to continue firing rockets.

Anyway, you don't need to be on the spot, you just need to shoot into the valley.

And he also arranged some crossbow machines, and tied the arrows with pressed straw on the arrows.

He had tried, and after the bolt of the crossbow was gone, the dry straw would scatter in the air like a goddess scattering flowers.

According to the two hills, it can cover the white wave valley.

These crossbow machines are all improvised and shoddy.

However, Liu Bei's purpose was not to cause damage to these crossbow machines, nor did he need them to be able to shoot far.

All he wanted was something that could easily put flammable materials into the small furnace of the White Wave Valley.

The dry branches that are made into crossbow arrows are themselves incendiary.

"Heat up!"

"Feed!"

Liu Bei felt as if he had become a head chef, directing everyone how to stir-fry.

And the main ingredient of this dish is the Huns.

The fire in the White Wave Valley is getting bigger and bigger.

As Liu Bei continued to add fire and firewood to them, the position where the Huns could shrink became smaller and smaller, and some people began to be burned to their bodies.

If it is not extinguished in time, it will become a fire man.

"Heavy rain is coming soon! Don't panic! ”

The leader of the Hun army shouted at the top of his voice, and he reverently looked at the dark clouds in the sky, hoping that the heavens would send a heavy rain in time to get them out of their predicament.

I don't know if it's the Huns.

Or did his wish come true.

In the dark clouds that hung over the land, there seemed to be thunder rolling.

"Boom!"

The sound of thunder was much louder than the sound of the boulder closing the road and smashing the ground just now.

"It's going to rain!"

This gave hope to the Huns.

They looked forward to the heavens favoring them and the rain to extinguish the flames sooner.

In addition to the flames, the smoke from the burning of the incendiary also made them miserable.

"Mr. Gongda......"

Chef Liu Bei, who was still happily holding a barbecue Hun feast, also felt the movement of heaven and earth, and his worries were right.

this day.

It's like it's going to rain.

Could it be that the heavens will not die for the Huns?

Liu Bei was unwilling, he looked at Xun You.

He remembered that Xun You had said that everything was under his control.

I saw Xun You shaking his head helplessly.

"Oh my God, alas."

"Whether you believe it or not, Xuande Gong, I want to keep a low profile anyway."

Xun You quoted Chen Chen's famous words.

"Alas, my strength doesn't allow it!"

"Poof!"

Xun You, who was standing on the top of the mountain, suddenly raised the feather fan he took from Chen Chen in his hand and pointed straight at the sky.

Pointing to the dark clouds that were rolling with thunder.

"Xuande Gong, get out of the way."

Xun You's job card bloomed with a dazzling light, enveloping his figure, and Liu Bei on the side honestly walked away, and could only see Xun You's approximate figure.

His facial features were covered in white light, and a wave of spiritual power erupted from his body.

"Heaven and earth are different, but the world is orderly."

"Listen to my advice and protect my heaven and earth."

Xun You calmly and slowly recited his professional card skills, and the spiritual power that flowed out of his body merged into the feather fan from his body.

As his words landed.

Like a launcher, the feather fan launched Xun You's spiritual power and shot it into the air.

Although there is no superfluous sound.

But Liu Bei still stared at the changes between heaven and earth with wide eyes.

That spiritual power seemed to gather and draw the free spiritual power in the air in an instant, and before the dark clouds in the sky began to rain down, a boundary like plastic wrap was formed in the sky above the White Wave Valley.

Liu Bei watched in amazement as the rain that fell from the sky dripped onto the barrier wall formed by Xun You's skill and spiritual power, as if it had fallen onto jade, and it slipped down in drops.

Outside the White Wave Valley, it was pouring rain.

In the White Wave Valley, the fire soared to the sky.

Inside and outside the valley, there is a thin barrier wall of plastic wrap, but there is a completely different human scene.

At this time, the White Wave Valley is like the legendary fire hell.

"Heat up! Feeding! Rest assured plus! Add it all to me! ”

I was impressed by the magic of Xun You's strength and skills, but Liu Bei did not forget what he needed to do first.

Add some spices to this luxurious Hun barbecue BBQ!

Liu Bei, the chef of Agni Hell, is officially launched.

The specialty dish, the fire roasted the Huns.

In Liu Bei's incessant shouts of "adding fire" and "adding materials", the soldiers of Taiyuan were tired and tired to pour all the things that had been prepared for many days into the valley.

There was nothing to add, and they pushed down the shoddy crossbow machine.

It seems that several people were stoned to death?

But they were all a little tired.

One by one, they sat against the rocks and looked at the Huns in the valley below.

Looking at the pain of the Huns, they seemed to be particularly relieved and happy.

Sir, I don't lie to me.

Happiness is based on the suffering of others.

Liu Bei and Xun You sat down reassuringly, took out a set of prepared drinking utensils, took a sip of wine on the top of this mountain, and looked at the Huns who were wailing and crying there in the valley.

This time, the sake was particularly intoxicating.

In the Baibo Valley, the leader of the Hun army, who was still maintaining the scene before, looked at the rain outside the Baibo Valley in despair.

He had never imagined that there would be such a miraculous person in this world.

Watch as the rain slides down the barrier wall and down to the White Wave Valley.

He felt like he had been stabbed in the heart and began to bleed.

This 100,000 Hun army.

At least seventy thousand.

Because of myself, I folded here.

And their record is only the small army of hundreds of people that they killed at the beginning.

This gap made him age a lot in an instant.

"Ahh

Heart-rending shouts rang in his ears, incessantly.

The valley was filled with flames and smoke.

The ground was full of Huns writhing around.

The flames are gaining momentum.

Even these Huns, who had water in their bodies, were treated as incendiary objects.

The flame that supplies this valley of white waves rises.

It's yourself who underestimated the enemy.

The Hun leader lay down in frustration, waiting for the fire to consume him.

Maybe death is your destination.

"Poof!"

A crossbow machine smashed down from the top of the mountain just hit his position, and he was killed on the spot.

The flames hadn't yet reached the area he was.

Maybe it's fate, right?

"I have to say, Xuande Gong, the wine you brought with you today is delicious."

has done a great thing, and it can be regarded as another contribution to the family and country.

Xun You's heart was still quite happy, and he drank with Liu Bei, and he talked a lot.

"Tell me, how does it taste good?"

Liu Bei smelled the aroma of meat that began to permeate the Baibo Valley, and was in a good mood, and asked Xun You with great interest why he thought this wine was good today.

Xun You also smelled it.

The Huns who were first burned by the fire in the Baibo Valley should have become cooked meat by this time.

Others may have become coke.

"Here, the feng shui is good."

Xun You pointed to the inside and outside of the White Wave Valley.

"Drinking on the top of the mountain coincides with the meeting, and the body and mind are comfortable."

He smiled and took another glass of wine.

"This scene, the color is good."

"Isn't it pleasant to watch the scenery from a high place, the fire trees and silver flowers?"

Xun You filled himself with another glass, his skill points for pouring water and pouring wine were full, every time he poured wine or poured water for Chen Chen, he was always able to drink just enough not to spill out, and he was able to drink the most.

Liu Bei nodded with him, saying that he had a good time doing the barbecue this time.

"This wine tastes good."

"At this time, the wine is tasted, there is a place and a view, and the wine is fragrant, fortunately!"

Xun Yu drank another cup.

Burning the Huns, he Xun Gongda can also be regarded as a national hero, right?

Then he defected to Liu Bei, and he had already achieved one of his wishes.

Drinking happily, Xun You felt that his body and mind were relaxed, and he had not been in such a state of enjoyment for a long time.

Especially this time, he used fire to burn 100,000 Huns, but he did not cause any casualties to the Taiyuan army.

The only casualties were Cao Xing's death squad of the South Battalion.

There are also soldiers who were injured when they had just encircled and suppressed the more than 10,000 Hun cavalry outside the Baibo Valley.

There is one thing to say, and everyone understands it.

He Xun You can be regarded as having a fame battle that truly belongs to him, right?

"Gongda said it well."

Liu Bei nodded in agreement with Xun You.

It seems that he thinks that his words are very reasonable, and he also thinks that this wine is good.

But in life, the most feared thing is "but" and "but".

"But ......"

Liu Bei smiled crampedly, wiped his nose, and licked his lips.

This white wave valley barbecue has been brewed for a long time, and it seems that the air is a little dry.

He picked up his glass and took a sip of it.

It's kind of moisturizing the lips.

"It's not wine we're drinking, it's just water that my husband asked me to bring."

Xun You's smile suddenly stopped awkward.

Okay, you're Chen Chen.

Even such things have to be calculated against me!

Xun You understood why every time Mao Xiaoxian saw Chen Chen, he was like a little daughter-in-law who had been bullied miserably, if he was given a chance, he would probably be able to press Chen Chen to the ground and ravage him.

It turns out that Chen Chen is so troublesome?

Chen Changsheng, you are messing with my mentality!

"Wine in my heart, even if it is clear water in my throat, with this situation and this scene, can't I shout good wine?"

Xun You forcibly explained his remarks, looking at Liu Bei's smiling expression.

He made a note in his heart for Chen Chen.

This time when he went back, he didn't send him the altar of immortal wine, he must roll up his sleeves and talk to him.