Chapter 3 Wendou

In Gao Sheng's store, the shopkeeper's face turned red, and he didn't know whether to let Jiang Dongmei live on the third floor.

Jiang Dongmei is not in a hurry:

"Little second brother, I can't live on the third floor, let's talk slowly, I have to have a pot of wine after all."

The people who live in the hotel have coaxed:

"That's right, words must be practiced, since the so-called champion of the current dynasty promised the tone, now that people are on the right pair, why don't you let people live in it?"

"That's it, your Gaosheng old store, I think it's renamed Wuxin Old Store."

The shopkeeper wiped the sweat on his face, and this Gaosheng store was going to talk about making money today, maybe he would have to get into trouble.

At this time, he caught a glimpse of the shopkeeper next to him, and went up to slap the back of his head:

"You useless thing, why don't you hurry up and give this master a pot of good wine, wait and see, Bai Ye will come in a while, and he will naturally know."

The shopkeeper ran out.

After a while, the best osmanthus wine was served, and there were four small dishes cooked and fried in hot and cold, but I didn't expect my feet to slip, and I actually mixed it well, fortunately, I ran the hall and worked hard, otherwise it would be a broken cup and plate.

The shopkeeper glanced to the side, but it was a poor sour talent in a broken gong patch.

I was slapped by the shopkeeper just now, and now I happened to have a seizure, and I kicked it up:

"You poor sour man with no eyes, you didn't see that the master was serving the master inside, you have to act as a vicious dog blocking the road, it's really hateful."

That Xiucai hurriedly dodged twice:

"I said little second brother, you are unfair, why can the lifters inside talk loudly, but I, the lifter, want to be punched and kicked by you?"

The shopkeeper looked disgusted:

"You? The Dongmei master in the family can match the couplets of the white master, do you have this ability?

It's really a toad blowing a breath, not afraid of bursting your belly. ”

After that, he didn't pay attention to the poor sour talent, and went straight up to add wine and vegetables.

Poor and sour Xiucai had a turmeric face, his cheeks were deep, as if he hadn't eaten for a long time, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he looked at the wine and food on the table at this moment.

He actually followed Xiao Er, and walked to the inner hall of the Gaosheng store.

The shopkeeper was very displeased, and was about to ask, but when he saw this poor sour show, he raised his eyes and looked at the couplet on the vermilion pillar, and couldn't help but read it out loud:

"Knowing astronomy, knowing geography, Confucianism and Taoism"

The shopkeeper's cold face: "What, this Xianggong is also interested in Bai Ye's pair?" ”

Poor Sour Xiucai stammered and asked:

"Is it possible to match the pair above, and you can enjoy these wines and meals?"

When the people in the four places saw that someone came in to ask for food, they laughed.

The shopkeeper's intention was to embarrass the poor sour talent, and he couldn't help but reply:

"Of course, if you can face Bai Ye's eternal absoluteness, not to mention wine and food, even the third floor of this Gaosheng store can also allow you to live for a stay."

At this time, he saw Jiang Dongmei looking at him with narrow eyes, and suddenly covered his mouth again.

Poor sour Xiucai looked at Shanglian, and actually laughed strangely:

"Since ancient times, I have only heard that the smoke lock pond willow is an eternal absolute, and I have never heard of such an eternal absolute, so why is it difficult."

The crowd in the shop room was in an uproar.

I saw that the poor sour Xiucai actually picked up the osmanthus wine, first filled a cup for himself, and then tilted his neck and shouted:

"Look up at the sun and moon, overlook the mountains and rivers, and talk about the Xuanhuang Zhou I Ching."

With a "bang", everyone in the Gaosheng store cheered loudly.

Jiang Dongmei's eyes showed the joy of meeting a confidant, and she hugged her fists and said:

"In Xia Qilu Jiang Dongmei, dare to ask Brother Tai to respond?"

The poor sour show hurriedly returned the gift:

"Don't dare, don't dare, the younger brother Yang Xingfang of Qi County is here to respond, but the family is very poor, there is a seventy-year-old mother, begging all the way to the capital, compared to Brother Jiang Guang has gold leaf,."

Jiang Dongmei had already put away the green pen at this time, and said with a kind smile:

"Why do you have to know each other when you meet, come, Brother Yang hurry up and sit down."

After saying that, he took out another ingot of official silver with twenty-five taels in his hand:

"Shop, good wine and good meat are on it, Brother Yang and I will get drunk and rest."

The shopkeeper thought to himself, as long as you don't propose to live in a three-story building, I have wine and meat.

So he took the official ingot and let the shopkeeper Zhang Luo go.

After a while, a plate of sweet and sour Yellow River carp, a pot of spicy beef, a large bowl of steamed eggs, and a charcoal-grilled lamb chops, accompanied by two jars of good fragrant wine, were sent together.

The two of them chatted, so unhappy, Yang Xingfang came to beg for food all day long, and when he saw the wine and food at this moment, he ignored it, and his hands were dripping.

The shopkeeper kept shaking his head, secretly thinking that this Yang Xiucai is really good, but this demeanor is much worse than this Uncle Jiang.

The two were eating and drinking by themselves, and suddenly the door opened outside, and a young man dressed in gold feathers and white walked briskly and sat down quietly beside the two.

The shopkeeper hurriedly passed: "Master Bai..."

Bai Bai Jin waved his hand, indicating that there was no need to say more.

The shopkeeper next to him quickly put on a set of dishes and chopsticks.

Bai Bai Jin glanced at the shopkeeper appreciatively, and then his eyes fell on the faces of the two who had stopped eating and drinking.

Both of them felt that the person in front of them was unusually handsome, Jiang Dongmei felt that he was already a beautiful man, and when he saw the person in front of him at this moment, he couldn't help but be shocked that there was such a handsome man in the world.

Bai Bai Jin raised his glass: "The two of you just broke my pair?" ”

Both nodded awkwardly.

Bai Bai Jin smiled slightly:

"Without him, since the original set was right, it was to select talents for my Dayu, the two have such great talents, it seems that today's fame is expected, a cup to the two."

Jiang Dongmei's face turned happy and she drank the wine in her glass.

Yang Xingfang didn't think so, secretly thinking that this person was so angry, as if the imperial examination was his own business.

Bai Bai Jin drank a glass of wine:

"Two, I have heard the two of you outside the door just now, and I am the person who came out of the couplet, Bai Jin. This Brother Jiang is naturally the queen of Jiang Ge in the Qilu Realm, a famous family, but which minister is the ancestor of this Brother Yang? ”

Yang Xingfang didn't like this person even more, and was patient:

"My ancestors have been in business for generations, and they have not entered the official career, which makes Lord Bai smile."

After that, he drank another glass with his head down.

Bai Bai Jin smiled slightly, and took a bite of food:

"I heard a riddle yesterday, and I still can't get the answer to the riddle, so please help me solve a little bit of it."

Jiang Dongmei had already stopped her chopsticks and listened to the questions, but Yang Xingfang still kept eating and drinking.

Bai Bai Jin said:

"Half of the two months are on the side, there are arable fields on the top, there is a flowing river below, and there is a house for six people, and the two families are not reunited."

Jiang Dongmei was still thinking to herself, Yang Xingfang's mouth was stuffed with beef, and he shouted:

"This is a 'use' word, it's hard to guess, Lord Bai is angry."

Jiang Dongmei scraped Yang Xingfang with her elbow, but the corners of her mouth also showed a look of admiration, but this urgency is also rare.

Bai Bai Jin smiled slightly:

"Look at this again, April is almost early May, scratching the window paper and re-pasting; The husband has been in Beijing for three years, and he has not written a word in the letter. ”

Yang Xingfang poured a sip of wine:

"Four flavors of traditional Chinese medicine, Banxia, parsnip, angelica, angelica."

"Good!" The people in the four places cheered.

During the day, Jin still played with the wine glass, and slowly said:

"If you don't set up the middle gate, you can't go to the palace, people are afraid, and it is true that you are not afraid."

This is a satire that Yang Xingfang is learning the left way, not Confucian orthodoxy.

Yang Xingfang laughed:

"This is not an anagram, but it is the second general in the temple gate, hahaha, right?"

Jiang Dongmei also nodded frequently:

"Brother Yang's guessing is not rough, although Confucianism is the most holy science, but the practice of establishing a saint still needs a lot of discussion."

"Oh?" Bai Bai Jin has been orthodox by Confucianism since he was a child, but at this moment he sees someone refute Confucianism, but he doesn't like it:

"Dare to ask Dongmei Gong, why don't you take the Confucian sage?"

Jiang Dongmei is colorful:

"Since Confucius, who dares to call a saint again? To be holy but not to reach the saint will eventually deceive oneself and others, and to criticize others with saints at every turn, but he himself cannot stand the questions of others, how can he be stable and convincing? ”

With a clear sound of "pop", Yang Xingfang slapped the table:

"Dongmei Gong is really thought-provoking, appreciative and sighing."

Bai Bai Jin smiled and said:

"Not really, since the first saint and below, there are also Yasheng, Xun Qing, Dong Zhongshu... And so on, the five saints and eight Confucianisms are grandiose. ”

Jiang Dongmei shook her head:

What is the basis of Mencius's so-called theory of sexual goodness? What is unreasonable? Dong Zhongshu's words ignore the king, Zhu Zi is innocent, and he doesn't say a word to save the country, Wang Yangming is stupid and unclear, do you still need me to say it further? ”

At this time, the Gaosheng shop was silent, and there were some rumors in the market that reflected the Confucian sages, but it was the first time that such a detailed needle was analyzed, and everyone pondered.

Suddenly, "hahahaha" A hearty laugh broke the silence, and a middle-aged official in a red robe dressed in a crane complement walked through the door:

"The champion, the list, the flowers, the three tripods gathered in the Gaosheng store, Dayu has never had good luck."

Yang Xingfang turned his head to stare at him with a sour expression, and said with a smile:

"Your Excellency has the ability to predict the future, how do you know that the three of us are the three tripods? Even if you know, who is the champion of the three of us? ”

The red-robed official slightly sunned:

"In the method of divination of the lower essence channel, if the three of them don't believe it, they can write it out, and they will wait for you to divinate one by one."

Jiang Dongmei dipped in wine, wrote the word "cause" on the table, and arched her hand:

"Please do the math."

The middle-aged official in the red robe smiled:

"The instrument is extraordinary, stable and heavy, free to retract and release, good strokes, Your Excellency is the champion of today."

Jiang Dongmei smiled and asked, "How do adults know?" ”

The official laughed:

"Because of the word, the outside is a national character box, and the inside is a word plus a person, a person in this country, what is not the champion?"

Yang Xingfang made trouble at this time, dipped his hands in the wine, and deliberately wrote the word "cause", secretly thinking that you can't say that both of them are champions.

The official smiled and replied, "Your Excellency is the current Tanhualang. ”

Yang Xingfang asked: "The same word, why am I Tanhua?" ”

Officials will compare their hands:

"Just now, the champion unintentionally wrote the cause, which means that he unintentionally inserted the willows into the shade, which is natural.

Your Excellency has the intention to write the cause, and you have the intention to plant willows and willows not to live, so you must have a trench for it, and your Excellency is enough to be alert and ghostly, but it is not an orthodox avenue, and you can't get it after all. ”

Yang Xingfang sneered:

"Dare to ask what kind of official position your lord is? How can we believe the words of adults? ”

The red-robed official corrected the Immortal Crane, and his face turned pale:

"The head of the Hanlin Academy, the cabinet minister, the Qin Tianjian is in charge, and Li Shipeng, the undergraduate examiner."

[The story is good, thank you for the collection]