Lao Tzu is barely a family man, right?

Looking at the white ceiling in the living room again, the hanging glass chandelier, the white fabric sofa, and the wine cabinet under the west wall, Li Nannan suddenly had an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

What is home?

For a man who has grown up, the home with parents and sisters is not his home.

A man's home, not too luxurious, the key is to have a her, from the moment she enters the house, she will feel warm in her heart, relax wholeheartedly, take off her stinky socks and sit on the sofa with her feet buttoned, and watch her wife busy in the kitchen and the children playing next to you, you will feel proud and proud.

Of course, Yue Zitong never likes to be the person Li Nannan wants, and this home is not his real home, but what is this, he has not forgotten the feeling of lying in the warm arms of others when he was in the city bureau.

It's really warm, and it also makes him feel nostalgic, I hope that if you want to be like that in the future, how good it would be, every strong man actually has a fragile heart that needs to be soothed by a woman's tenderness.

"My heart, in fact, is also fragile."

Li Nannan glanced at every corner of the living room affectionately before he muttered and pushed open the door: "I hope that in the future, you - Yue Zitong, can you not use your ridiculous meanness to destroy my good expectations for you?" ”

The disgusting tenderness on Li's face suddenly shattered after pushing open the door, wondering if there was something wrong with his eyes, he subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed it a few times, looked back at the living room, and then looked at his room.

There was nothing wrong with his eyes, and everything he saw was real.

The living room outside the door is so magnificent, but the bedroom inside the door is clean and outrageous.

It's really clean, and this is the only word that can describe the bedroom that Yue Zitong carefully cleaned up for Li Nannan, just one bed, or that old-fashioned single plank bed, I really don't know which scrap yard Yue always pulled back from.

Apart from this plank bed, there is not a single piece of furniture left in the room.

There is a hanging air conditioner on the wall, but Li Nannan dares to guarantee that even if Da Luo Immortal comes, don't want the air conditioner to work.

What's more, the wooden bed is also very clean, and there is not even a pillow, let alone the sheets and other things, and it is good to get some straw to spread it, right?

Outside the gate is a villa, and inside the gate is a slum.

To be able to clean up the room like this, I believe Yue Zitong must have put a lot of effort into it.

Mr. Li's good mood just now was destroyed all of a sudden, anger rose from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his heart, turning around and looking up at the bedroom on the second floor and yelling: "Yue Zitong! ”

Yue Zitong must have been waiting for Mr. Li's summons for a long time, and before his words fell, he appeared in the corridor outside the door, and his eyebrows were furrowed with dissatisfaction: "It's a big night, what are you calling a ghost?" ”

This woman has definitely already thought about what kind of harsh words to use to refute my protests, hehe, how can Lao Tzu let you get your wish?

After seeing the hidden evil taste in Yue Zitong's glowing eyes, Li Nannan sneered a few times in his heart, but he quickly appeared grateful on the surface: "How do you know that I like to sleep on a wooden bed the most?" Auntie, you are simply a roundworm in my stomach, twisting your fleshy body and twisting around, wandering around in your intestines, not afraid of being digested by my gastric juices-"

"Li Nannan, you are looking for death!"

Yue Zitong began to regurgitate, raised his hand and slapped the corridor railing hard, rushed down quickly, rolled up the sleeves of his nightgown as he ran, and gritted his teeth with a terrifying look.

Definitely stunned by Li Nannan's disgusting words, Yue Zi accidentally stepped on the corner of his nightgown when he rushed to the stairs in a childlike manner, stumbled and fell on the stairs, and rolled down screaming.

"Ha, haha!"

Li Nannan laughed proudly: "This is called the evil of heaven can still live, and the evil of oneself cannot live!" ”

With a bang, Yue Zitong's forehead hit the handrail column of the mahogany staircase hard, and then he finally rolled down the last step of steps, and the Venus in front of him was all over the place, and he could still hear the bastard sneering: "Damn, do you still work as an agent at this level?" I think it's better to be a model, this long leg, so white. And this little waist, is it enough for two feet? Does Bunny have a 36e? I guess that's enough—"

"I'm going to kill you, scumbag, I'm going to kill you!"

Yue Zitong shouted angrily, raised his hand to lift the nightgown covering his head, and when he turned over and got up, he saw that Li Nannan was gone, and the door of the guest room was closed.

"You think you're done hiding in the house? Get out, you get out of here! ”

Yue Zitong, who gritted his teeth, didn't care about the old pain in his forehead, and rushed to the door of the guest room with his feet and kicked the door, banging loudly.

Fortunately, the door was also made of mahogany, which was strong enough, and Li Nannan leaned behind the door again, letting her kick the door sound, and still stood still.

"Open the door!"

Yue Zitong's voice came from outside.

Li Nannan retorted: "Open the door and let you beat me, are you stupid for me?" ”

Yue Zitong stopped talking and no longer kicked the door, and Li Nannan looked at the window vigilantly.

Sure enough, a moment later, Yue Zitong appeared outside the window, stretched out his hand to open the screen window and jumped on the windowsill, still carrying a baseball bat in his hand, this is the trend of murdering her husband, of course Li Nannan will not let her get her wish, open the door and run out.

By the time Yue Zitong rushed out of the guest room, Li Nannan had already run out of the living room door.

She chased out, and Li Nannan jumped up to the window like a rabbit and jumped into the guest room.

After repeating this, Yue Zitong finally got tired, holding the door frame with his left hand, pointing to Li Nannan who was standing at the door of the living room with his right hand, and panting and said, "People, scum, don't run if you have the ability." ”

Li Nannan said shamelessly: "If you have the ability, don't chase it." ”

"Okay, I'll see how long you can hide."

Yue Zitong didn't bother to argue with this guy, so he tapped his fingers hard a few times and walked to the side of the stairs.

After seeing her walk into the bedroom, after closing the door heavily, Li Nannan pursed his lips and returned to the guest room.

Yue Zitong returned to the bedroom, washed his face, sat down in front of the dresser, and checked his forehead from the mirror.

The forehead is a little bruised, but it doesn't matter, I believe it will be swollen tomorrow morning, but the anger in her heart is always burning, if she doesn't find the field back tonight, she will beat that scum all over the ground to find her teeth, and she won't want to sleep.

Put on a neat sportswear, fasten her shoelaces, stand in front of the window and stretch out her arms and kick her legs to do a set of warm-up exercises, walk to the door and slowly open a crack to observe outside, after making sure that there is no movement below, she picked up the baseball bat behind the door and tiptoed out, like a cat.

Reaching out and pushing the door of the guest room, of course it didn't move.

Yue Zitong laughed silently: Scum, do you think that if you lock the door, I won't be able to enter, don't forget that this is my home, and I have the key to every room.

Taking out the spare key, Yue Zitong slowly reached into the keyhole, and twisted it gently in the clockwise direction - it didn't twist it, it seemed that the scum had already guarded against her from running in the middle of the night to sneak attack, and made a trick on the door lock in advance.

If you kick the door open with brute force, you will definitely make a lot of noise, and the guy will definitely jump out of the window and escape.

Yue Zitong was a little frustrated, but then his eyes lit up, and he turned around and walked out of the living room.

It is now the beginning of the sixth month of the lunar calendar, and the sky is gloomy tonight, she doesn't believe that Li Nannan can endure the stuffiness and lock the windows in a room without air conditioning and electric fans.

Sure enough, half of the window was open, and only the screen was closed.

Yue Zitong felt that it would be best to poke a few small eyes on the screen window later, so that mosquitoes could get in and drink his blood.

I still don't believe that I, a dignified ace agent of national security, can't clean up you, a scumbag who was beaten by a woman and peed your pants!

Yue Zitong, who was like a thief, knelt under the windowsill and listened for a moment, then quietly stood up and slowly opened the screen.

The room was darkened, and nothing could be seen, but a disgusting snoring sound could be heard.

It seems that he was very tired after being brutally abused by the tigress in the city bureau, so that he could fall asleep quickly.

Scum, you will die!

Yue Zitong, who raised his feet and stepped onto the windowsill, his heart suddenly beat hard, as if a thief who had walked on a crooked road for the first time was going to commit a crime, and he was a little excited and afraid, as if someone would shout to catch the thief at any time.

Cut, this is in my own home, what am I afraid of?

Yue Zitong sneered in his heart, when the tanuki slipped from the windowsill to the floor of the guest room like that, the snoring continued, but the ridiculous kid didn't know that bad luck had come!

When she went down and down from the windowsill, her right leg seemed to be blocked by something like a shoelace, but before she could react, she felt something fall on the top of her head, and subconsciously raised her hand to block it.

Wow!

Yue Zitong's right hand touched the thing that fell down, it was an iron basin with half a basin of water in it, which was turned over by her right hand, poured it down, and fell to the ground again, making a sound that was quite harsh in the dark night.

He had already calculated that I would climb through the window to come in, so he put a basin of water on it in advance!

Yue Zitong is worthy of being a smart person in ice and snow, this brain is fast, and the moment he was poured into a soup chicken, he figured out what was going on.

The key problem is that the basin of water that was poured down at the moment still exuded a strong smell of stinky feet.

It's a foot wash!

"Lee, South!"

At the same time that Yue Zitong screamed, Li Nannan's fussy voice also came from the darkness: "Ah, who, who, is it a thief!?" ”

Well, as long as you're still in the room, Miss Ben has a chance to get back on the field!

Yue Zitong, who was so angry that his silver teeth were almost crushed, rushed to the bed with an arrow step, and reached out to turn on the light switch on the wall.

This is her house, and of course she knows where the switch is.

At the same time as the lights came on, Yue Zitong had already raised the baseball bat high, and was about to smash it down with a thunderous momentum, but he was stunned again.

Li Nannan was indeed lying in bed.

But this shameful, despicable, bastard who was crushed after a thousand cuts and then shattered his bones and ashes, is now covered in red fruits, lying on his back on the bed, and the little bit of the word 'Tai' in the middle, like a hideous green dragon, proudly holds his head high, and looks at a stunned girl.

Yue Zitong wanted to knock herself unconscious with a stick, she didn't know how to rush out of the guest room and back to her bedroom, she only knew that when she threw herself on the bed and covered her head with a blanket, the ugly thing was still dangling in front of her eyes.

Yes, she had that kind of relationship with the scum a long time ago, but it was in the water at the time, and she didn't see how disgusting this thing was.