Li Chengqian almost laughed out loud. God's special dark disease hemorrhoids, since it is a dark disease, Brother Chu Bi, you said it so blatantly......

Hey? That's right, anyway, Lone doesn't deal with the fourth child, and Brother Chu Bi doesn't deal with him, so that's right.

Thinking of this, Li Chengqian held back a smile and said. "Since it is my father's life, you just have to go to that brother......"

Cheng Chubi's eyes rolled and he suggested.

"Your Highness, do you want me to help you bring a greeting, comfort His Royal Highness the King of Wei, and wish him a speedy recovery of hemorrhoids or something?"

Yu Zhining's whole person was almost messy in the wind. God specially blesses him with hemorrhoids as soon as possible, I see that you kid is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

Li Chengqian's face turned black directly. Although I don't deal with the fourth child, but this kind of very typical evil taste method, I'm afraid that only a cheeky brother like Brother Chu Bi can think of it.

"That's not necessary, just greet my fourth brother for me, well, don't mention wishing him a speedy recovery."

Seeing Li Chengqian repeatedly telling himself with a frightened look, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a little bored.

Forget it, the thick pork ribs brother is not willing to scold the Michelin brother, which can only show that he is too soft-hearted and too kind, but it's okay.

Anyway, as soon as movable type printing came out, Li Taimo, the king of Wei, said that he was compiling the "Kuodi Chronicles", even if he compiled the "Kuotian Chronicles" and "Kuo Anal Chronicles".

Before movable type printing, at most it could only be regarded as an inconspicuous small wave in the tide of Chinese cultural history, which could not compare with the great wave of cultural prosperity and prosperity set off by movable type printing.

"That's great, there's a place where Brother Bi is in charge of Chang'an. When there is anything to do, our brothers and sisters will have a good discussion. Li Ke couldn't help but be overjoyed.

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"You're going back to Chang'an?" In the hot spring well of Shanghuang Soup, Li Yuan sipped a little wine and lay comfortably in the hot spring to soak.

"Yes, the emperor, Weichen has to rush back to Chang'an to treat His Royal Highness the King of Wei for his dark disease and hemorrhoids......"

Cheng Chubi explained with a serious face, while taking advantage of the situation to pick up the spiced tofu and throw it into his mouth and taste it carefully.

At this moment, Emperor Li Yuan, who had just picked up the dried fish and was about to stuff it into his mouth, his face turned black into the color of the night sky.

"You, can you kid open and close his mouth is a dark disease hemorrhoids, don't you see that the old man is drinking?"

"Oooh oh...... Weichen: Isn't this worried about the emperor, you can't remember. Cheng Chubi hurriedly and sincerely apologized.

Hehe...... Lao Tzu apologizes for the yarn, you are a bad old man who has offended me three or five times.

Disgusting you a little, doesn't it seem that I, the Cheng family, who have revenge, are too open-minded?

Li Yuan naturally didn't hear Cheng Chubi's crazy complaining in his heart, so he threw the dried fish into his mouth and chewed it carefully.

"What are you sneaking around there this afternoon, what are you doing to see the old man doing?"

"This is Lishan Tangquan Palace, the old man really wants to know something, do you think you can hide it from the old man?"

"Of course not, in fact, what we are discussing this afternoon is also related to His Royal Highness King Wei, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is concerned about his brother's suffering from a secret illness."

"I specially asked Wechen about ...... in great detail"

"Shut up!" Li Yuan was so excited that he was almost smoking. Whether this bastard kid can speak or not, Zhente Niang's three sentences are not separated from the next three ways.

"Well, since it will take a lot of time for you to go, then you should work hard tomorrow to get more snacks and food for the old man.

The old man didn't have these good things, and he felt uncomfortable when he drank. ”

"Okay, that's no problem......" Cheng Chubi yawned loudly and said disapprovingly.

No matter how big it is, let Cheng Fa Chengda have more dried fish overnight, anyway, that thing is easy to procure.

"It's not just that, that, that...... Lotus leaf chicken, you can get a few more for the old man. ”

"How many?!" Cheng Chubi's whole person is not good. With a dark face, he looked at this bad old man who was simply trapping himself in a place of injustice, and wanted to kick people into the fire pit with a big-footed girl.

"Emperor, didn't you see that the last time Your Majesty saw the lotus leaf chicken I made out, he looked at me with a look in his eyes, as if he wanted to swallow Weichen alive."

"In case during this time, Your Majesty and Niangniang come to visit the Emperor and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, how long do you think the minister and I can live?"

Li Yuan couldn't help but be happy when he saw Cheng Sanlang's anxious white face and stiffen his neck.

"What's the hurry, the old man has already sent someone to purchase lotus leaves, and when the time comes, you can make as many as you want."

"After cooking, the old man asked them to take the extra and stuff it into the ice kiln to freeze, and then take it out if they want to eat it."

"Alas...... I've been soaking for a long time, come, Cheng Sanlang, come and give the old man the kind you said last time, what is it called the kind of rubbing method of 1888. ”

“…… It's one hundred and eighty-eight, not an eighteen-eight-eight scrub bath set. ”

What else can Cheng Chubi say, Cheng Chubi, a supplier of Datang royal food and a supplier of back rubbing skills, who can't get Yulu, can only pick up the towel in black and stand up.

"Well, yes, that's it, you guys should pay attention to learn a little bit and see how Cheng Saburo wipes it."

Then Li Yuan, who had a beer belly, lay down on the couch and held the edge of the couch on both sides very skillfully.

Cheng Chubi wrapped the towel, and then the big slap began to move on Li Yuan's body, and several eunuchs who were studying seriously next to him saw it in a daze.

I saw His Majesty the Emperor Taishang frequently on the couch with Cheng Chubi's strength, shaking back and forth.

There was a creaking couch and the comfortable moaning of His Majesty the Emperor's eyes closed.

They were all studying seriously, imitating Cheng Chubi's movements, and Cheng Chubi was immediately unhappy when he saw these eunuchs' sneaky bathing movements like catching thieves.

"You guys, don't hide from that sneaky one, come over and take care of it seriously."

"Rubbing the bath, just a trick, vigorously produce a miracle, a person who weighs less than one hundred and eighteen, if you can't rub him out, it proves that you are not a qualified bather, it means that your strength is not enough."

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Cheng Chubi rubbed Li Yuan's back while teaching by word and deed, while a group of eunuchs listened hard and seriously.

They will become the professional employees of the royal professional scrubbing team, and maybe in the future, there will be one more bureau in the five bureaus of one province in the province, which is called the scrubbing bureau.

Wait until Li Yuaner is finished, pat his ass and let the emperor give up his position, and Cheng Chubi threw himself here.

Begin to let those eunuchs use themselves as test subjects, and really * now guide.

"A little harder, a little harder. Be ruthless, don't be a ...... of girls"

Cheng Chubi's unhappy voice sounded in the Shanghuang Tang courtyard from time to time, and Li Yuan comfortably returned to the hot spring well again.

Eating snacks with a little wine, I continued to enjoy this stable and peaceful holiday.

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