Chapter 4 Old man, you know a fart

Kong Ming saw Pang Tong unscrew the cap, carefully observed the screws and caps at the mouth of the bottle, and said, "This is extremely ingenious, Liang Pingsheng has only seen ...... in his life."

The glass, of course, is a thick-bottomed glass white wine glass, with a solid color that is translucent and flawless, reflecting an alluring brilliance.

Wang Zhirong lifted the wine glass and motioned for everyone to take a ......

Huang Chengyan is curious about everything in front of him, when people feast and drink in these years, they all spread a large feast on the ground, and then spread a mat on the feast, one person and one seat, and the person who eats sits on the mat, and puts a few very low cases in front of him.

There are also levels in the use of mats, the Son of Heaven lays five seats, the doctor lays two seats, and ordinary people only use one seat. There is also a mat town that is used with mats.

There are three types of sitting postures: kneeling, kneeling, and sitting. Kneeling is the most etiquette, to kneel first, then sit on the soles of the feet with the buttocks, the waist should be erect, can not be shaken at will, look formal, but very tiring, sitting for a long time will be "fibula pain, foot paralysis, tendons." "Kei sitting is done with the legs apart, because people at this time are not wearing pants, and if they sit with their legs crossed, the person opposite will see what they shouldn't see, so it is a very rude sitting posture. Sitting is squatting, and it is even more unsightly, and it is a non-etiquette way of sitting.

And now, everyone is sitting on the high white chairs, hanging comfortably with their legs, around a round table with water jade noodles, holding cups made of water jade, and drinking the crystal clear and fragrant wine in the water jade bottle......

Huang Chengyan stared at the shiny wine glass, a little distracted, but he was afraid that the Son of Heaven had never seen such a delicate and luxurious scene......

"Old man, drink, what are you staring at a cup? If you like it, I'll send you one! ”

"Huh? No, no, no, how dare the old man accept such a valuable thing from Mr. The old man was just curious, why did he eat wine with such a delicate wine vessel? ”

"Don't say it, in the world today, I have dozens of these white wine glasses here! As for your disdain, hehe, you can have a drink, and you'll know......"

The king raised his glass and drank it all, and the rest of the people followed suit......

"Ahem, ahem...... Click, choking the old man...... This wine has a strong aroma, the aroma of wine is punching, a little prickly in the throat, and the belly is hot......"

"So, eat wine with this little drinking vessel! Pour it into your mouth suddenly, but not swallow it violently, swallow it slowly, feel the feeling of the wine slowly flowing through your throat, feel the feeling of warmth rising in your abdomen, feel the feeling of the wine gradually rising, feel the feeling of being full of Tai, feel the aftertaste, the feeling of fragrant lips and teeth......"

In front of these ancients, no matter what Wang Zhirong bragged, he was right!

Everyone drank slowly according to the method, and finally found the right feeling......

"Teacher, I ate your wine today, the wine of the world, and it will be tasteless from now on......," Kong Ming sighed.

"It's okay, if you like it, I can teach you how to make this kind of wine!" Wang Zherong didn't brag about this, he liked fermentation engineering very much when he was in college, and he had a good meal with the teacher of the food fermentation major of the School of Biology, took a lot of courses, and also operated well in the laboratory......

"The student thanked the teacher for ......"

Huang Chengyan interrupted Kong Ming and said, "There are people who do the wine-making business, and you ...... learn from it."

The implication is that his son-in-law is here to learn dragon slaying, and he can't learn this kind of thing......

"Old man, you know a!" Wang Zhirong directly scolded the past!

Huang Chengyan was so shocked that he choked in his throat and choked on the wine again......

"The world is full of knowledge, and the practice of human feelings is the article......" Wang Zhirong burst into a foul mouth, and then came to an elegant sentence, listening to the wisdom of these two sentences, Wang Zhirong continued, "Do you think wine is a trivial matter? If you use wine well, you can achieve great military affairs! After a battle, many people were actually slightly injured, but eventually the wound became purulent and infected, and the fever died...... Minor injuries and deaths can even account for nearly half of the battle damage!

How do you solve this? ”

Huang Chengyan shook his head and said that he had no solution!

Kong Ming continued: "The medicinal herb needle stone has limited effect, and there are few military Chinese medicine practitioners, and there are even fewer people with excellent medical skills, this is indeed an unsolvable problem!" ”

"I'm rubbing! If you weren't more handsome than Pang Tong, with your brain, Lao Tzu would have pumped you a long time ago! Wang Zhirong glared at Kong Ming, "This matter can be solved with wine!" When the ratio of alcohol and water reaches seven and a half points to two and a half minutes, it can be applied to the wound to greatly reduce the infection and suppuration of the wound! It can even prevent the death of minor injuries, and the serious injuries can be rescued with alcohol......

In the current world of chaos and contention, you and Pang Tong are known as Wolong and Phoenix Chicks, and they will go out of the mountains to lead troops to fight in the future, that is certain! You can try it! ”

Pang Tong was impatient, and immediately pulled out the knife on his body, stabbed his left forearm, and said, "Teacher, the student will try ......."

"Mud Horse!"

Seeing the blood on Pang Tong's arm whizzing and flowing, Wang Zhirong couldn't wait to beat him to death immediately! It's just that now you need to treat his wounds, and then kill him when it's over......

The botanical research institute needs to inspect plants all year round, and injuries in the field are common, so there are always medicines and first aid kits! Wang Zhirong had no choice but to help Pang Tong compress and stop the bleeding, clean the wound with alcohol, and bandage him with a bandage!

Pang Tong sniffed and said, "It's really wine!" ”

Originally, I thought that the four of them would at least kill two bottles of liquor, but I didn't expect that the ancients were used to drinking low-alcohol wine, and the tolerance of drinking Erguotou was very poor......

Huang Chengyan's heart was turbulent, today he probably saw the most rude offspring in the world, but this guy's behavior and sitting and lying everywhere revealed weirdness, revealing the style of Coats, he was sometimes very unhappy, and sometimes he had to be convinced......

It wasn't until later that Huang Chengyan was even more shocked when he heard Wang Zhirong say that he was the only heir of Guigu, but he no longer blamed Wang Zhirong for his rudeness, does Guiguzi need to be polite to himself? Proud of talents, Coats demeanor! Huang Chengyan couldn't wait to kneel on the ground to apprentice, but because of his son-in-law's apprenticeship, his own generation was there, I'm sorry, besides, I'm old, and it's useless to learn things......

In the end, while he was drunk, his old face was shy, and he begged for a wine bottle.

"Old man, are you picking up rags?" Wang Zhirong was a little surprised, but then he understood that the glass thing was more valuable than gold and jade in this year...... They think it's water jade, that is, crystal, which is not easy to process, very brittle, and not many can be made!

And now the sky-blue wine bottle in front of them is a peerless and rare artifact in their eyes......

"Alright! Kong Ming is a talent, if you send him here today, Lao Tzu can be regarded as a talent and cultivated! If I'm happy, I'll give you one! You only brought 2,000 tassels, and Lao Tzu's bottle is worth 100,000 tassels...... It's a big loss! In the future, remember to come here more if you have nothing to do, send some poultry, eggs, meat, food, vegetables, clothing, cloth, etc., you will not lose as much as you want......"

Wang Zhirong grasped Huang Chengyan's psychology, bragging that he would not pay taxes, so he could brag hard......

"Yes, yes, yes, sir!" Huang Chengyan was very happy, he was so happy that he was originally drunk and groggy, but now he is much more sober......

This sky blue water jade bottle, if you take it down the mountain, it will really be a peerless treasure, just show it in the circle, and you will have face...... Of course, his son-in-law worships under such a master, and it is even more face-saving to say it......

Kong Ming said goodbye to his father-in-law and stayed directly on the mountain, he was cautious and restrained all his life, even if it was such a good wine today, he tried to restrain himself as much as possible, and did not let himself get drunk and lose his temper, he couldn't wait to talk with his teacher for ten days and nights, and dig the teacher's whimsical ideas into his brain......

But after Huang Chengyan rode the donkey and the boy led the donkey away, Wang Zhirong smiled and said to Kong Ming: "Now give full play to your strengths, set up the formation of Qimen Dunjia, and defend it as a teacher!" Disaster will come soon! ”

"Woe?"

"Yes, woe! There will be a lot of trouble in the future......"