Chapter Twenty-Five: Showing His True Temperament After Drinking
A firework rose in the palace city, and the bright light spread throughout Chang'an, and the first day of the first month arrived!
In the small courtyard of Jinghuayuan, the maids gathered together to watch the fireworks in the sky, chattering about their daughter's private words.
In the room at the back, the heat brought by the stove made the room a little stuffy, and because of the three rounds of drinking, Mrs. Lu's cheeks were slightly red, her eyes were like a pool of spring water, and her eyelashes were curled to look at Xu Buling.
may have drunk a little hot, and the cloth buckle of Mrs. Lu's collar was unfastened, revealing a corner of the peony embroidery on her belly pocket, but both of them drank a little too much and didn't pay attention.
"Hmm...... Outside the gates...... Out of the Yumen Pass is the big desert, there is nothing to see...... Why should Qiang Di complain about the willows, the spring breeze does not pass the jade gate...... That means there's no spring over there......"
Xu Buling was poured two pots of spirits, and after drinking the first pot, he knew that he couldn't bear it, but when Mrs. Lu said, "You have drunk the two pots of the Queen Mother......", he had nothing to say, and he drank it cleanly, and his speech began to be intermittent, obviously on his head.
Mrs. Lu didn't have much reaction to the sake she drank, except for being slightly drunk, she looked at it with a smile, and from time to time she took a chopstick dish to Xu Buling's mouth.
"Why should Qiang Di complain about the willows, the spring breeze does not pass the Yumen Pass...... Just two sentences? ”
"Four sentences, huh...... The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, a lonely city and ten thousand mountains...... It seems to be a king...... Wang Zhihuan wrote ......"
"Who is Wang Zhilian? Haven't heard of ......."
"Yes...... It's ......"
Xu Buling thought about it with difficulty, dizziness welled up in his mind, and then there was a 'plop' and he fell on the table.
Mrs. Lu frowned slightly, it was the first time she saw Xu Buling lying down, she was a little funny, and raised her hand to push Xu Buling's shoulder:
"Ling'er? Ling'er? ”
"I'm fine......"
Xu Buling sat up again, blinked his eyes, felt a little unbearable, and stood up: "Aunt Lu, I'll go back first......"
Wobbly and unsteady on his feet.
Mrs. Lu was a little funny, and hurriedly got up to help Xu Buling, but she never thought that Xu Buling hooked her neck and leaned on her.
"Huh—"
Xu Buling is quite tall, his body is very strong because he has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and it is not easy to see when he wears clothes, but the weight is real.
Mrs. Lu was half a head shorter than Xu Buling, and she was pressed down, and she propped up the table before setting Xu Buling up, and complained:
"It looks weak, why is it so heavy......"
"Aunt Lu...... It's pretty heavy......"
Xu Buling was dizzy and replied in a daze.
Mrs. Lu was stunned for a moment, thinking that she was fat, and glanced at Xu Buling with a little annoyance, before she staggered behind the bead curtain.
Xu Buling was really drunk, his eyes were half-squinted, and his burning snort sprayed between Mrs. Lu's neck, penetrating through the depths of her clothes.
Mrs. Lu obviously couldn't stand it, but she had no choice but to purse her lips and call softly:
"Ling'er? Ling'er? Sober up......"
"Hmm...... I'm fine......"
In a vague response, through the bead curtain to the front of the curtain, Mrs. Lu raised her hand with a little difficulty, trying to help Xu Buling lie down, but when she thought of an unstable center of gravity, she fell directly on the futon.
There was a soft creak, and the curtain shook a few times.
Mrs. Lu whined lightly, frowning slightly, and was almost out of breath. Turning her head to look at her, Xu Buling pressed on her in all directions, her head resting on the side of her neck, and the snort that spewed out was a little hot.
Mrs. Lu was pressed underneath and almost fell into the futon, raised her hand and pushed Xu Buling's shoulder, wanting to sit up and put Xu Buling in place, but she didn't expect Xu Buling's body to be strong and really heavy, and she didn't push it with force.
“……”
Mrs. Lu blinked, and wanted to open her mouth to call the moon slave in, but after a little look at the current situation, her face turned red.
This posture, how and ...... And......
Thinking about it, Mrs. Lu couldn't hold her breath, her heart was in turmoil, and she anxiously wanted to push Xu Buling away:
"Ling'er! Hurry up, you've got me crushed......"
"I'll sleep ...... a while"
Still responding vaguely, Mrs. Lu pushed a few times, but instead of pushing Xu Buling away, she woke Xu Buling up a little. Perhaps because she felt uncomfortable sleeping, Xu Buling's hand touched her face, slid down again, and grabbed ......
"Whew-"
Mrs. Lu's apricot eyes widened, and the tip of her heart trembled! This dead boy turned out to be ......
She has been widowed for many years, where can she stand it, she hurriedly raised her hand to cover her mouth and didn't make a sound, and grabbed Xu Buling's hand with the other hand and wanted to pull it away, but she didn't know how to do martial arts at all, and she couldn't do anything about Xu Buling.
Xu Buling was drunk, obviously a little light and heavy.
The unspeakable strangeness reached her heart, Mrs. Lu's tears came out, she wanted to close her eyes but didn't dare, she pushed hard, her embroidered shoes hung in the air and shook a few times, and the skirt rippled.
"Dead boy, you...... Where did you learn it......
Mrs. Lu endured it for a while, and when she saw that Xu Buling did not stop, she reprimanded and didn't dare to be too loud, so she could only raise her hand and pat Xu Buling's cheek, wanting to wake up the drunken nephew.
Unexpectedly, Xu Buling was still a little dissatisfied, and with a little force, it seemed to warn her not to move.
"You ......"
Where has Mrs. Lu experienced this battle, she trembled, angry and ashamed, and resisted in vain. Xu Buling made an inch, moved his five fingers flexibly to the neckline, unbuttoned the second cloth button, and opened the peony belly pocket......
"Ahh......h I'm your aunt! ”
Mrs. Lu trembled all over, and she was about to cry, for fear that the maid would run in and see her at this time, pinching the half-open placket, and in desperation, she could only bite Xu Buling's shoulder.
"Ahh
This trick is still useful, Xu Buling stood up in pain, and was confused: "Aunt Lu...... Why are you here......" The thief finally took it away, looked down a few times in confusion, and then raised his eyebrows.
Where did Mrs. Lu dare to lie down and speak, she hurriedly squeezed out from under Xu Buling, and hurriedly ran to the side, her face was red and the cloth button on her shirt was buttoned, she wanted to scold a few words, and looked outside with a weak heart.
Xu Buling quickly lay on the futon again, muttering a few words indistinctly, and there was no sound.
The night was silent and the lights were dim.
Mrs. Lu was angry and annoyed, standing in place with her clothes in her arms, her face was red and white, her eyes kept looking at Xu Buling, and her heart was mixed.
"Whew...... Whew......"
I don't know how long it took, Xu Buling slept to death.
Mrs. Lu turned around and opened the bead curtain and wanted to escape from this room, but as soon as the embroidered shoes stepped out, she paused in place again, bit her lower lip and hesitated for a moment, but she still walked back with a little anger, sat down next to Xu Buling, and muttered to herself:
"Conscienceless...... With such guts, he must have bullied many women behind my back...... He also said to bring it back to show me......"
While speaking, Mrs. Lu bent down to take off Xu Buling's boots, and because she leaned over, her skirt collapsed tightly, outlining the proud curves of mature women.
Mrs. Lu didn't realize that Xu Buling behind her had opened her eyes in a daze, and just took off a boot, she was pinched somewhere behind her, and she jumped up directly, turning around and glaring at Xu Buling with eyes almost like fire.
Xu Buling laughed drunkenly and fell asleep again.
Mrs. Lu opened her mouth a few times, but she didn't scold, and finally just stomped her feet: "Dead boy...... I really don't see it usually...... Color embryo ......"
Mrs. Lu waited for a long time, and after making sure that Xu Buling was asleep, she took off her shoes and socks with her hands and feet, and laid Xu Buling upright.
Maybe he couldn't get angry, and he raised his hand and slapped Xu Buling's shoulder twice, before running out in a hurry......
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