"No, I'm not going! I'm a noble son! ”

Wu Yuanqing took a step back and shook his head constantly.

"Me! I'm not going either! ”

Wu Yuanshuang took a few steps back at once: "I am the son of Xungui, and my father is the prince of the country!" It is impossible for the imperial court to recruit us to be Qiu Ba! ”

"That's it! My father donated money to the Emperor Taishang and made a significant contribution to Datang! ”

Looking at the two bad goods in front of him, Lai Heng didn't want to take them to the navy.

If it weren't for the orders of your own general!

"Humph!"

Lai Heng snorted coldly, and no longer spoke to the martial brothers, but waved his right hand and said coldly to the soldier beside him: "Take it away!" ”

The eyes of the naval soldiers who followed Heng were full of disdain, and they stepped forward in three steps and two steps, and one of them grabbed one arm and ...... the martial brothers Drag!

"Whew! Let me go! I am the heir of the Guogong, and I am the future Guogong of the Tang Dynasty! ”

"Whew! Let me go! I'm the princess of the country! ”

The two brothers let out a pig-like scream:

"Mother! Help, Mother! ”

"Mother, help! These dead hills are going to take our brothers! ”

The screams that resounded through the Ying Guo Mansion alarmed the beautiful woman.

Yang Shi carried the hem of her skirt all the way to the front hall of the small runway, and she panted and said, "This general, what fault did my Dalang and Erlang make?" ”

"Not really!"

"Then why is that, General?"

"I will receive the order of the admiral and recruit the two Lang Jun of your mansion to join the navy as soldiers!"

"Soldiering?"

The Yang family was stunned! Didn't these two of them know that the stepson who visited the Qinglou was recruited to be a soldier? Isn't that nonsense?

Yang Shi was stunned and said, "General, is there any misunderstanding?" It's not the turn of the Guogong Mansion to conquer it! ”

Lai Heng didn't say much, just handed a note to the beautiful woman.

Yang took a look, and it read: "At the invitation of the National Government, Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang were recruited into the navy!" - On the Don River"

"That!"

After reading it, Yang asked gently, "Your general is Tang Shilang on the Tang River?" ”

"Yes!"

Lai Heng said lightly.

Then that's no problem!

Yang didn't have the slightest suspicion about the fly-headed little block on the paper. Pinching the time, the Tang River should have arrived in Jingzhou at this time. That's why there is such a flying pigeon biography to be sent.

Moreover, the intelligent Yang immediately thought of the intention of his own father-in-law. Pity the hearts of parents all over the world!

Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang were stunned for a moment when they heard the conversation between their stepmother and Lai Heng.

After a while, Wu Yuanqing blurted out a foul language: "Donald Si of the dog day, you fucking unload the mill and kill the donkey!" ”

"Brother, we're not donkeys!"

Wu Yuanshuang said weakly: "But Tang Laosi's dog's day is really unkind!" A few days ago, they were still called brothers, and behind our backs! ”

Lai Heng really wants to say: You two are stupider than donkeys!

But because Yang was there, he didn't say it after all.

Lai Heng arched his hand at the Yang family and said, "Madam, if you have any questions, you can go to the navy to borrow flying pigeons, and write to ask Ying Guogong." ”

"What's the problem?"

Yang shook his head, raised the note in his hand and said, "Didn't Tang Shilang make it clear, his slave family is trustworthy!" ”

"That's good!"

Lai Heng bowed his hand to Yang: "Farewell!" Take! ”

Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang woke up at this time, and they were going to be taken away!

"Mother, help us!"

"Yes! Mother, we don't want to be soldiers! ”

The two of them screamed like pigs again.

Yang really shook his head, looking helpless.

Ahem, even if he can help, Yang will not stop it. After all, she is a stepmother, and now if she forcibly leaves the martial arts brothers, she will not be able to guarantee that the grandfather of Qi Guo will come back and scold the slave family for deliberately making Da Lang Erlang useless! How could the slave family do such a stupid thing.

The martial brothers were dragged all the way to wail, not knowing that the more they wailed, the worse they would become.

After all, they didn't see that the face of the young lieutenant general with a two-bar three-star epaulette was getting darker and darker!

Two fists are hard to beat four hands, this is the common feeling of the two warrior brothers.

Finally, the two brothers were successfully dragged into the Zuo Wuwei training ground.

"Feng Zhidai!"

"Here!"

"Take the two of them for a medical check-up!"

"Medical exam?"

Feng Zhidai was stunned when he heard this, and then a **** ...... Ahem, a look of surprise appeared on the face!

I'm good, it's been a long time since I've had that experience!

Well, it's the kind that once went from disgust to indifference, and finally to ...... Seems to be a little cool!

Ahem, the focus is on the last five words!

Required!

Turning around, Feng Zhidai looked at the two people who were being escorted by the soldiers.

Well, this is the best Shu brocade! It seems that it is a young brother who was temporarily stuffed in!

Wait a minute!

I feel a little familiar for Mao Feng!

What's the last name?

Liu?

Wrong!

Segment?

Not right either!

Feng Zhidai kept searching in his mind, and finally locked on the target!

"Yo! It turned out to be two martial brothers! ”

Feng Zhidai grinned and said, "But it's been a long time!" ”

"I've seen you!"

"You are?"

The martial brothers also felt that the short hair in front of him, with a hat and a four-star embroidered on his shoulder, was very familiar.

Well, it should have been a drink together, but which Qinglou are they in...... The martial brothers couldn't remember, let alone Feng Zhidai's name.

"Me! Lingnan Feng Zhidai! ”

Feng Zhidai grinned and said, "Let's be in Cuiyun Tower, Splendid Pavilion, and Wutong...... I've seen it in many places! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Seeing Lady You, Wu Yuanshuang was so excited that he forgot his situation, and he grinned: "I remembered!" Brother, do you remember, he is Feng Zhidai, the proton of the Lingnan Feng family! That's right, it's the one who was abandoned by his father and thrown to Chang'an! We almost fought for a woman before! I haven't seen him for a few days, and I thought he would go to Lingnan, but I didn't expect to enter this military camp and become a monk! ”

"Shut up!"

Wu Yuanqing looked at Feng Zhidai's face a little unpleasant, and immediately stopped his younger brother and said, "Didn't I tell you, let's not expose it in front of others!" Tell me behind the scenes, isn't it over with joy? What is a monk, let's estimate ......"

Feng Zhidai sneered in his heart: Be confident, don't estimate, you have to shave your hair like Feng!

"Ahem!"

Wu Yuanqing coughed dryly, and his voice changed: "Brother Feng, I'm sorry, my younger brother just can't control his mouth on weekdays, and he likes to tell the truth!" Please also Haihan! ”

Feng Someone grinned, and said with an incomparably bright smile: "It doesn't exist!" Feng never likes to care about such trivial things! ”

"Thank you, Brother Feng!"

Wu Yuanqing looked at Feng Zhidai's bright smile, and didn't feel the other party's forgiveness, but felt that his back seemed to be a little cold!

Could it be.......

I just cried and shouted too hard, sweating, and a little cold at this time?

Well!

Come to think of it, no, it must be so!

Wu Yuanqing is very confident, his speculation is absolutely right!

"Why is Brother Feng also in this navy?"

Wu Yuanqing asked.

"Talk as you go!"

Feng Zhidai pointed to the room not far away and said, "Anyway, Feng is responsible for giving you a physical examination, let's talk while doing it." ”

"Okay!"

The martial brothers nodded one after another, and it seemed that after seeing the same kind, they really had a lot less fear of this military career.

In just a few steps, Feng Zhidai explained that he was thrown into the navy by his father. Of course, he hid the fact that he sent money to his family.

After Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang listened, a strong feeling of being a fallen person at the end of the world filled their hearts. As a result, the fear of military career seems to be a lot less.

Of course, this doesn't mean that the two don't ask about hardship or hardship!

Feng Zhidai's answer was very simple: "The first few months were a little bitter, but then they were not bitter!" ”

The measure word "a little" is used very well, and the fear in the hearts of Wu Dalang and Wu Erlang is reduced by another point. After all, Feng Zhidai felt that it was just a little bitter, and our old martial arts family would never be worse than the Lingnan monkeys, right?

Finally, when Feng Zhidai opened the door of the room, Wu Yuanshuang asked what the physical examination was all about.

Feng Zhidai hid himself in the shadows and grinned...... cough, sinister smile: "It's just to check the body and see if there is any disease, it's very easy!" Think about it, how complicated will it be for someone like Feng to do the test? ”

Hearing this, Wu Yuanshuang immediately laughed: "Brother Feng has a point!" If you can do something too complicated, Yue Guogong will not throw you to Chang'an as an outcast! ”

"Yuan Shuang!"

Wu Yuanqing glared at his younger brother, frowned and said seriously: "What you just said, why did you forget it again!" ”

"It doesn't matter! Anyway! ”

Feng Zhidai stopped: "Feng likes Erlangjun's ...... Straight! ”

Straightforward?

Wu Yuanshuang was stunned for a moment, is there such a word? Don't all praise people use "uprightness"?

Forget it, forget it! Lingnan monkey hasn't read, don't blame him!

Wu Yuanshuang said to himself in his heart: Well, this time, I didn't say it directly, save him some face.

Check your height and then your weight......

After that, there is eyesight, facial features......

After the first three sets of processes, Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang both secretly thought: This inspection is really simple! No wonder Feng Zhidai can do it!

Immediately after the fourth item, Feng Zhidai asked the soldiers to bring in two benches for eating.

"Climb up!"

Captain Feng Zhidai, who had already removed the word "school inspection", said to the martial brothers while washing his hands in the copper basin: "Take off your pants!" Oh, forgot, you don't wear pants, untie the crotch! ”

Yes, the original clothes of the Tang people were not wearing pants.

Of course, this has to remove the students of Chang'an Academy and the Eagle Yangwei and the Navy who have been redressed.

"Untied the crotch cloth?"

Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang were stunned, what are you doing with this thing?

Feng Zhidai saw that the martial brothers did not move, so he gave the navy soldiers a look.

The four soldiers, of course, knew what this step was about! Despite their reluctance, obedience is their first duty, and it's all in the slogan!

The soldiers stepped forward, one holding down a samurai, and the other reached for the crotch cloth.

Wu Yuanshuang turned his head curiously and glanced at Feng Zhidai.

I happened to see that Lingnan outcast was wearing a pair of sheep intestine gloves and smearing soap on the gloves.

This is...... Lubricating?

It's like......

They are all old drivers, Wu Yuanshuang suddenly figured out what Feng Zhidai was going to do!

"Whew! Big brother, run! He...... He...... He's going to us! ”

Wu Yuanshuang howled and didn't forget to tell his brother that his body began to writhe!

us?

How?

Wu Yuanqing turned his head when he heard this, and saw Feng Zhidai slowly approaching with a very familiar expression on his face!

Between the lightning and flint, Wu Yuanqing woke up! That TMD is the expression that Lao Tzu showed when he entered the geisha's room many times!

"Run!"

A command is given in the brain that is quickly transmitted through the cerebral cortex to every nerve ending in the body!

Wu Yuanqing's body began to writhe, but it was just ......

Late!

The two Navy soldiers have already held themselves down!

Wu Yuanqing, who lingers in the Qinglou every day, has the strength of the naval soldiers?

"Feng Zhidai, you kill a thousand knives! Is it stupid to be a monk in this barracks! Lao Tzu is a man, a man! ”

Wu Yuanqing complained loudly, but Feng Zhidai was unmoved.

"Whew!"

Suddenly, Wu Yuanqing let out a howl, and he only felt a hint of coolness coming from his tailbone...... Immediately, the brain went blank!

Crystal tears slipped from the corners of Wu Yuanqing's eyes, they were tears of humiliation!

Over the years, only Wu has poked others with his fingers, how can anyone poke Wu with a prefix?

"Woooooo

Wu Yuanqing cried: "Feng Zhidai, you are not a son of man, you are not a son of man!" ”

"No hurry! It's going to be right away! ”

Feng Zhidai's gentle voice suddenly sounded in his ears, and Wu Yuanqing felt even more humiliated.

Peat!

You stir and do much!

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

I'm going to kill you!

Well?

And that's the end of it?

, it seems to be very fast!

Why, Wu has a feeling of unfinished?

Wu Yuanqing was stunned, and the crystal in the corner of his eyes disappeared all of a sudden!

Wu Yuanshuang happened to see the change in his brother's expression, and his brother's face changed from resistance to wanting to resist and welcome? Yes, Wu Yuanshuang, who has read the book, suddenly thought of this idiom!

And that's not all! Wu Yuanshuang felt that his brother had subverted his three views! The last expression of the brother was actually TMD?

Cauldron, mud play Kai!

Pingkangfang will definitely not take you again in the future, you have already bent!

Wu Yuanshuang made up his mind in his heart that he would definitely do this in the future, even if the cauldron thought that he would not treat him as his own brother!

Who TM made you make me feel like you are your own sister?

This is exactly the time!

Wu Yuanshuang straightened his body all of a sudden!

It's coming!

Yes, it's coming!

He felt it!

"Relax!"

Feng Zhidai slapped Wu Yuanshuang's waist: "Don't be nervous, it doesn't hurt, don't break it!" ”

Wu Yuanshuang felt that Feng Zhidai's words were full of magic!

His body began to lose strength......

Well?

Finished?

So fast?

Suddenly, Wu Yuanshuang felt that he might have the same expression as the cauldron!

No, you are worse than a cauldron!

Because, he turned his head and handed Feng Zhidai an expression of "What's the matter, you can continue".

Ah, what a shame!

Fortunately, Feng Zhidai had already turned his head and removed his gloves.

"If you don't have a hemorrhoidal fistula, you can join the company!"

Feng Zhidai turned his back to the martial arts brothers, and didn't look back, just scrubbing his hands with soap repeatedly.

It seems that you will never give up until you wash off a layer of skin!

Yes, Feng has this hobby! Since becoming a master of proctology, washing hands after the examination is his favorite!