Gu Qing didn't expect that he could be promoted even if he was in prison, and he didn't know if it was the absurdity of Datang's officialdom or the absurdity of his own life.

What's even more absurd is that promotion is promotion, and squatting in prison still has to be in prison, and there is no conflict between the two. Therefore, Gu Qing's new official couldn't burn anything with three fires when he took office, at most he burned the cell.

When the jailer of Dali Temple rushed to tell Gu Qing the news of his promotion, Gu Qing was still sitting motionless in the dirty and smelly cell, without sorrow or joy.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, he obviously led someone to a big disaster, robbed the prison and abolished the cell head, it is said that this is a big crime, even if Yang Guifei and Yang Guozhong tried their best to protect it in front of Li Longji, Gu Qing felt that he had to at least be dismissed and exiled, so the question is, why did he get into such a big disaster and be promoted instead? Could it be that Li Longji rewarded himself for his meritorious work in robbing the prison?

Gu Qing was puzzled, and the more he thought about it, the more confused his brain became.

He is just an official who wanders around the periphery of the power center of the court, many things are not caught in it and do not know the inside story, the so-called unpredictable power of heaven, the will of heaven can not be asked, the closer to the power center of the court, the more you can understand, some people have things, there is no right or wrong.

Some people have been officials for half their lives conscientiously, do not invite disasters or cause trouble, but they are demoted and withdrawn for some reason, and some people jump up and down all day long to do all kinds of bad things, but they are inexplicably promoted.

The court is such an unreasonable place where right and wrong are not distinguished, and all good and evil are only decided by the emperor.

Squatting in prison for three days is not a matter for Gu Qing, since he knew that there was a prisoner in the prison of Dali Temple who was actually promoted to an official in the prison, the jailer's attitude towards Gu Qing was much more polite, and it was clear that he came to Dali Temple for vacation, which was equivalent to mixing qualifications at the grassroots level, and when he got out of the cell, he was a new official.

So the jailer laughed and changed Gu Qing to a clean cell, the environment was not bad, at least the straw in the cell was not so damp, the number of fleas in the straw was much less, and even the prison food sent by the jailer actually brought a trace of meat.

Gu Qing was very moved by such courtesy, he only felt at home, and he even thought of making friends with Dali Temple after he was released from prison, to see if he could open a VIP room in his cell, the kind with a bed, a table, wine and meat, after all, with his natural trouble-making physique, I am afraid that there will be no less chance of entering the Dali Temple cell in the future.

On the second day of the prison, the jailer suddenly came to accompany him and told him that a guest had come to visit.

Soon, a beautiful woman with a hat and a light gauze was ushered in by the jailer and stood motionless outside Gu Qing's cell.

Gu Qing was stunned, the VIP treatment in the cell of Dali Temple was terrifying? This is...... The girls assigned by the state to themselves are used to ...... What's that?

But why only one? Shouldn't a row of girls come out and bow in unison and say "good evening, boss"?

Gu Qing stared at the girl outside the cell with burning eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Like a flower, are you like a flower?" ”

The jailer retired playfully, the woman lifted the light veil of the hat, grinned, and Zhang Huaijin's delicate and moving face appeared in Gu Qing's eyes.

Gu Qing suddenly felt a little lost.

It turned out that he thought too much, and it turned out that the Dali Temple cell was not as knowledgeable as he imagined.

"Second brother!" Zhang Huaijin clenched his fists heavily.

Gu Qing hugged his fists in return with an excited fist: "Third brother! ”

"Second brother!"

"Third brother!"

After the completion of the etiquette of meeting brothers, Zhang Huaijin was overjoyed, feeling that this set of etiquette was inexplicably high-end, but Gu Qing felt a faint sense of shame in his heart, and always felt that this etiquette was too middle-class.

Zhang Huaijin grinned and said: "The second brother just said 'Ruhua', who is Ruhua?" Did the second brother know the woman in Chang'an? ”

"No, Ruhua is a dog in our village, raised for many years, and has feelings." Gu Qing sighed.

Zhang Huaijin laughed: "Hahaha, it's actually a dog, second brother, your eyes are really ......."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Huaijin finally reacted, so he instantly changed his face and glared at him angrily: "So when you saw me just now, your name was Ruhua, do you think I look like that dog?" ”

Gu Qing said seriously: "How can the third brother be arrogant? You are much prettier than a dog, and a hundred dogs combined are not as beautiful as you. ”

Zhang Huaijin was happy again, but he always felt that something was weird.

"Second brother, I heard that you are in prison again, I will come to see you." Zhang Huaijin pouted: "You don't know how difficult it is to enter the prison of Dali Temple, I thought that it would be okay to spend some money to beat the jailer, but no one dared to collect money, or the second ancestor Weng finally handed over the name card to Dali Temple, and then let me come in to visit you." ”

Gu Qing sighed abruptly: "For me, it is not difficult to enter the prison of Dali Temple at all, just get into trouble and come in." ”

Zhang Huaijin smiled again, and then said arrogantly: "Brother is in trouble, second brother wait, I will beat the jailer, and then I will also be locked in to accompany you." ”

Gu Qing sighed: "But I will be able to get out of prison the day after tomorrow, won't I leave you alone in the cell at that time?" ”

Zhang Huaijin said: "Second brother can't help but be righteous, after you go out, you will beat the jailer again, can't you come in to accompany me again?" ”

"Second brother advises you to be kind, the jailer did something wrong, and was beaten and humiliated like this by our brother."

Zhang Huaijin grinned, opened the food box he brought, and took out exquisite dishes from it, as well as a jar of unopened wine.

"Second brother must not be able to eat and sleep well in the prison, I brought you some food, you eat slowly, and when you get out of prison in two days, I will pick up the wind and wash the dust for you."

Gu Qing ate and drank unceremoniously.

Zhang Huaijin is not wrong, the taste of squatting in prison is really uncomfortable, it is not good to eat or sleep, there are a lot of fleas on the straw, as for eating, in terms of Gu Qing's picky eater, it is not that the dishes he makes are pig food.

Zhang Huaijin squatted outside the prison door and watched Gu Qing eat and drink with a smile, combing his double bun and holding his cheeks with his hands like a porcelain doll carved in pink and jade.

"I've heard everything the second brother did, I have to praise you, the second brother is really a righteous man, and the third brother I didn't see the wrong person." Zhang Huaijin said sincerely.

Gu Qing nodded perfunctorily, pointed to the plate of barbecue in front of him, and said, "Who grilled this meat?" You go back and smoke him to death, and it's not cooked. ”

"Good!" Zhang Huaijin readily agreed, and said: "I heard from the second ancestor, Your Majesty decreed that you will be promoted to the chief of the left guard, the chief of the left guard, the official of the sixth grade, you have been promoted to four levels all of a sudden, so powerful." ”

Gu Qing's eating and drinking movements slowed down, and asked, "Did your second ancestor Weng say why His Majesty promoted me to an official for no reason?" ”

Zhang Huaijin's eyes widened and said, "Because you are powerful and righteous, Your Majesty naturally wants to promote you to an official." ”

Gu Qing nodded: "I like this unreliable answer." ”

I'm afraid I can't ask Zhang Huaijin anything, this girl is stupid, not very smart Yazi, if it was Zhang Huaiyu, she would definitely be looking for someone everywhere to inquire about the ins and outs of the matter at this time, or simply robbed the prison.

Gu Qing thought of Zhang Huaiyu again, and for some reason she always thought of her unconsciously recently, could she ...... Burned down my kitchen in Shiqiao Village?

Gu Qing ate and drank silently, Zhang Huaijin chattered like a sparrow outside the prison door, the topic was all over the world, Gu Qing always felt that this girl did not come to visit him in Dali Temple today, it was purely to satisfy her own desire to speak, so to speak...... I have to add vegetables, just listen to her for a long time, and I'm at a loss.

Finally, when it was almost time to eat and drink, Zhang Huaijin stopped his mouth and began to clean up the dishes, while saying: "Second brother, I think you are a very good person, judging from your conversation just now, you are a very calm person." ”

Gu Qing raised his head and sighed: "I only had to eat and drink just now, where did I come from?" ”

Putting the dishes into the food box, Zhang Huaijin got up neatly and said, "Second brother, I'm leaving, I'll bring some food to see you tomorrow." ”

After speaking, Zhang Huaijin turned around and left, walking neatly.

Gu Qing looked at her back and smiled, the style of the Zhang sisters is very close, they are simple in their lives and things, and they will never drag their feet.

Sadly, the IQ is also close. Zhang Huaiyu looked cool, and after knowing Gu Qing for a long time, he found that no matter how cool the husky looked, it would be demolished.

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Two days later, Gu Qing was released from prison.

Walking out of the door of Dali Temple, Gu Qing looked back with a sigh, if he held a file bag in his hand at this time, with a cigarette in his mouth, and the prison door behind him slowly closed, he would walk alone into the unknown boundless life, and the picture would look inside.

Squatted in prison twice, man, there is a story to show the vicissitudes of life.

Not long after the vicissitudes of life, a few steps out of Dali Temple, a carriage stopped in front of him, and the curtain was lifted, revealing Zhang Huaijin's happy face.

"Second brother!"

"Third brother!"

"II...... Ah! ”

Gu Qing blinked blankly.

Li Shiniang's cold voice came from inside the carriage: "What a messy name, there is no system!" If your second ancestor knows, you will be killed. ”

The curtain of the car was lifted again, Li Twelve Niang stared at Gu Qing, and said, "If you don't get in the car yet, why are you stunned?" ”

Gu Qing hurriedly got into the carriage, and after getting into the carriage, he didn't say a word and saluted.

"Meet Aunt Li......"

"Sit down! Neither do they look anywhere nor do any salutes. ”

The carriage moved slowly, Zhang Huaijin looked at Gu Qing and smiled: "Second brother, wait a bath first, you stinky ......"

Gu Qing's face did not change and said: "It's manly, you don't understand the third brother." ”

"Hehe, men don't smell like this, my father, my second ancestor Weng and they don't smell."

Li Twelve Niang looked at the two helplessly, and sighed: "It's obviously a beautiful jade relationship, but it has become a brother, what do you two brothers and three brothers say?" Who is Big Brother? ”

Gu Qing and Zhang Huaijin looked at each other quickly, and then the two had a tacit understanding, and at the same time they were facing the southwest and arched their hands: "Big brother is naturally Zhang Huaiyu who dominates Shiqiao Village, Qingcheng County, Shuzhou, Brother Zhang, the people of the rivers and lakes sent the nickname 'Undefeated in the East'." ”

After saying that, the two laughed.

Li Twelve Niang sighed gloomily and said: "If your second ancestor knows that you are called like this, I am afraid that I will really get sick......

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