Chapter 21: The emperor of the Ming Dynasty is not good
The fire in the Wuying Hall was burning vigorously, and as soon as Tie Xuan entered the room, he felt that the cold on his body had been wiped out.
At the end of October, although the winter is not as strong as in the north, the unique wet and cool of the south of the Yangtze River is inseparable from the heavy armor.
"The last general, Tie Xuan, see my emperor's holy bow."
As soon as Zhu Yunwen entered the main hall, Tie Xuan stood up, but he only raised his arms and bowed.
The martial arts exemption kneeling ceremony was approved by Zhu Yunwen, "Soldiers can't kneel at every turn, kneeling too much, hurting the backbone, non-annual ceremonies, ceremonies, sacrifices, martial arts above the fifth grade, all abolish the kneeling ceremony, and change to a fist salute." ”
"Sit down."
Zhu Yunwen waved his hand and motioned for him to sit down, "How is it?" What was the reaction in the Forces nouvelles? ”
This is the Daming version of the military Chinese art show, and the specific results are uncertain.
Tie Xuan was happy, "Where have the big guys seen the singing and dancing in the palace, and their eyes are straight when they see it." There are far fewer people who complain and cry tired. ”
Zhu Yunwen breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, but you have to show me, don't be a bold person." ”
Of course, Tie Xuan understood what Zhu Yunwen meant, and immediately hugged his fists, "Please rest assured, Your Majesty, the last general will be strictly guarded." ”
Zhu Yunwen is not afraid that the military camp is a wolf's den, every time the song and dance troupe goes to the military camp to perform, he is accompanied by the little eunuch of the Imperial Division, if anyone is really bullied, Tie Xuan can't hide it if he wants to.
This is an imperial society, you add a blockage to the emperor's heart, but you have to be prepared for the whole family to suffer this time.
When Tie Xuan left, Zhu Yunwen sighed, turned around and said to the little eunuch who was close to him, "Double happiness, is there another court meeting tomorrow?" ”
The little eunuch's name is Shuangxi, and his age is similar to Zhu Yunwen, and he lowered his head when he heard this, "Yi Nuwen said, Your Majesty is still sick." ”
Zhu Yunwen poked Shuangxi's head, "It's all your fault!" ”
Shuangxi lay on the ground and kowtowed, "How can you let Banzai take responsibility for the slave and maid, beg Your Majesty to kill the slave and maid tomorrow, let the group of officials shut up, the death of the slave and the maid, and change Your Majesty's ears and roots to be pure, which is the blessing of the slave and maid." ”
"Fart!"
Zhu Yunwen glared, "Old man Lao Tzu, you can't still be a substitute for the dead, isn't it just scolding?" Let them scold, can I still lose a piece of meat? The scolding is also not big, they are bold, and they dare to chase me and scold until the New Year. ”
Zhu Yunwen said with full confidence, but he still slapped his head, "That's it, tomorrow you will be guarding the noon gate, and the officials who came told them that I am sick, and I can't go up, the winter moon is coming, the weather is cold, you get a batch of big rice from the inner library, and the officials who come will send one piece." ”
"Your Majesty is benevolent!"
Shuangxi howled and cried, and Zhu Yunwen could only run back to the harem listlessly.
Get a song and dance troupe, Zhu Yunwen never expected to give birth to so many rights and wrongs.
After the Mid-Autumn Festival, Zhu Yunwen announced the elimination of the Jiaofang Division, all official prostitutes were abolished, and the older ones were sent to the Jiangnan Weaving Bureau.
Eliminate the Teaching Workshop Division, I don't know how many dignitaries and dignitaries regret it, they really lost a good place for recreation and entertainment, and many people are stunned to go to the book to find Zhu Yunwen's stubble, "The Teaching Workshop Division is a place of education, the orphans of the guilty ministers, and the people who wear the guilt, Taizu is benevolent and forgives his life, and he is the education of the Teaching Workshop Division." ”
Zhu Zhi also jumped out, knocking on the side and asking Zhu Yunwen's thoughts, and was scolded back by Zhu Yunwen's words, "I think Guangxi is good, do you want to go to Uncle Liao?" ”
What kind of international jokes, it's better to go back to Liaodong than to go to Guangxi! Zhu Zhi was frightened, "Emperor Shengming, the minister has long felt that he should be eliminated!" Insulting Sven, how can the center have such an insulting place! ”
This Sven scum. Zhu Yunwen sighed, the old Zhu family is a group of wonderful, dignified princes are thousands of years old, nostalgic for the teaching department? I am not afraid of the jokes of the foreign ministers.
Why does Zhu Yunwen bent on eliminating the Teaching Workshop Division and supplementing the Song and Dance Troupe, there are so many slave maids and slaves in the country, why do you want to find them from the Teaching Workshop Division? Then you have to know who the people are in the teaching department.
What was the identity of this group of official prostitutes before they joined the Church Division?
That's all Miss Qianjin, the girl of the eunuch's house, not to mention anything else, at least, the ability to read and hyphenate is still there, this year, the new dynasty has been established for thirty years, and educated people are more expensive than graduate students in later generations, used to serve as official prostitutes?
Crazy!
Zhu Yunwen suddenly realized that he was a little too merciful, he had given this group of courtiers too much face for a few months, and if he wanted to do something, he had a large swarm of flies buzzing in his ears.
I wanted to ignore it, but the wood has been in the boat for more than ten days, and it should finally stop. Who knew that at the court meeting on the first day of September, this group of goods would still be able to jump out.
"Who is the Qing family?"
Zhu Yunwen's temples jumped suddenly, he was angry!
"Minister, Huguang Qing official Shilang Li Yi."
The blue coat spoke, and his neck was high, like a penguin.
"Oh, I thought Qing was a speech official."
Zhu Yunwen raised his eyebrows, "Taizu said back then, I will not be guilty of speaking in the Ming Dynasty." Since the Qing family is not an official, then don't blame me for condemning you, come on, pull out the court staff for twenty. ”
Outside the hall, a brocade guard came in, pulled up the blue coat of the Devil Crying God, and dragged it out, and Zhu Yunwen's ears quieted down.
"The court meeting is the court meeting, and the discussion is about the things to be resolved, not old accounts."
Zhu Yunwen glanced at the main hall, "Fang Qing's family, you can talk about the Liaodong Mutual Market first, the Alu Taibu seems to be sincere this time." ”
"Yes."
When the court meeting was over, Zhu Yunwen had just left Fengtian Palace, and the little eunuch ran over and whispered, "Your Majesty, the court staff is over, and Li Yi is dead." ”
Twenty court staffs, killed?
Zhu Yunwen's eyes widened instantly, and he said dumbly, "Then Li Yi, I don't look middle-aged, how can I not even resist the twenty court staff?" ”
The little eunuch shuddered and knelt on the ground, "Back to Your Majesty, the slave maid just saw His Majesty's gesture when he wanted to hit the Li Yiting staff, and the slave maid thought that His Majesty would not allow it, so he secretly instructed the Jinyi Guard, the slave maid should die!" ”
Look at my gestures?
Zhu Yunwen was stunned for a moment, didn't he just wave his hand just now? Just like that, you want Li Yi's head?
Zhu Yunwen felt that he was a little dizzy, a fresh human life was taken away because he waved his hand indiscriminately?
"You tell me about the spring and autumn here."
The little eunuch lay on the ground and didn't dare to raise his head, trembling like chaff, "The minister made a mistake, long live the punishment of the court staff, and the hundred officials will not criticize, but some ministers don't know what to do, and offend the face of heaven, even if it's long live, it's not good to add to the crime, since ancient times, how can there be a reason for the Son of Heaven to be angry, so the slaves and maids will make their own decisions, watch Your Majesty's gestures and secretly increase the punishment, Your Majesty waved his hand is angry, and the brocade guard staff is changed to solid wood, and the tall and strong Han general is selected to carry out the execution, slow to say twenty, it is a stick down, and this group of courtiers has no chance of surviving.
If His Majesty's hands were in the robe at that time, it would be the intention of keeping his hands, a court staff, but the pain of flesh and skin. The slave and maid are guilty of capital crimes, misunderstand the holy will, and never give up. ”
After speaking, the little eunuch kowtowed, and after a few strokes, the flesh and blood were already blurred.
Zhu Yunwen suddenly understood, the so-called court staff is a fig leaf in front of the emperor!
The emperor wants to punish the minister, and the minister has not committed a crime that can be killed, but the emperor just wants to kill him. Then you can only make a fuss in the court staff, and this is the opportunity for this group of close attendants to observe the words and feelings.
The minister died in the court staff, the emperor and the hundred officials looked good on their faces, the emperor relieved the resentment in his chest, and only needed a few words of regret when he heard it, and he was compassionate about it, and the faces of the hundred officials were also passable, the emperor was not indiscriminately killing the courtiers, it was that so-and-so was weak and did not resist, you see who is who, the thirty court staff was still alive and kicking a few days ago.
In fact, the ministers are all clear in their hearts, but in doing so, everyone has steps, the emperor does not have to bear the infamy of the emperor, and the minister is also decent after his death, and he has to get a generous shirt.
It's still the same sentence, how can there be a reason for the Son of Heaven to be angry?
Don't take Li Shimin and Wei Zheng as an example, the standard for measuring the emperor's profession is merit and not character.
Who does the emperor want to kill? Cover it up and give you a decent way to die, and you will be content.
This is the dirty unspoken rule between kings and ministers.
Zhu Yunwen has been a grandson for so many years, and he has stayed in the court for ten years, it is impossible not to know this unspoken rule, the little eunuch did this because he thought that Zhu Yunwen was pretending to be stupid and wanted to take him out to blame, so he simply took it all over.
He knew that Zhu Yunwen was not pretending to be stupid, and Zhu Yunwen really didn't understand the twists and turns in this.
"Say, what should I do in the future?"
Zhu Yunwen looked at the little eunuch and asked.
"The slave and the maid have a personal vendetta with Li Yi, and the Jinyi guard who is suitable for private punishment killed Li Yi, and the blame is all for the slave and maid, His Majesty found out in time, and still showed mercy to Li Yi, and then beheaded the slave and maid, and the government and the opposition all praised Your Majesty for the benevolent and righteous king, and the grace of heaven is mighty."
Whoever can be the emperor's close attendant is not comparable to the best secretary in later generations.
Zhu Yunwen is really ashamed of himself, his background as a secretary is indeed far inferior to the one in front of him.
I do things with my heart, and others do things with my life.
In all aspects, even the excuses have been thought of for themselves.
Zhu Yunwen sighed, "Forget it, people can't be resurrected after death, I will make up for my mistakes, it has nothing to do with you, get up." ”
The little eunuch trembled and got up, but he didn't dare to speak.
Zhu Yunwen looked at him, his face was bloody, and he couldn't bear it, "What's your name?" ”
After ascending the throne for a few months, Zhu Yunwen realized that he never seemed to care about the close attendants around him day and night.
"The slave maid is surnamed Sun, calling double happiness, and has been on an errand under Gonggong Li in front of the emperor, Taizu Daxing, Gonggong Li was sad to death, and went to Xiaoling to guard the mausoleum, and the slave and maid took his errand and served His Majesty."
Zhu Yunwen saw that he was not very old, so he asked again, "Shuangxi, who gave you this name?" ”
Shuangxi replied, "The slave maid was born in the twelfth year of Hongwu, and the palace entered in the twentieth year of Hongwu, that year, Nakechu surrendered, and the remnants of the reverse Yuan thousands of miles outside the Great Wall were completely appeased, and the four seas were unified, which is the joy of the country, and it is also that year, the slave and maid entered the palace and had the opportunity to serve the heavenly family, which is the joy of the slave and maid." Therefore, Gonggong Li gave the slave maid a name, called Double Happiness. ”
Zhu Yunwen nodded, "You are half a talent, it's just that you killed Li Yi by mistake, my fault, there is no reason to behead you, this matter will be revealed." ”
Shuangxi knelt down and wept bitterly, "Your Majesty is benevolent and righteous." ”
This can be regarded as letting Zhu Yunwen see that even if he is an emperor, he can't touch other people's cheese casually, but fortunately, the elimination of the Jiaofang Division can only be regarded as a trivial matter, and it is not easy to be an emperor who has reformed the Ming Dynasty.