"What's wrong? Can't stand the loneliness, or do you want to get me? When he heard that it was Zhen Cheng's voice on the phone, Sun Shaobo was so excited that he almost threw away the phone, and hurriedly locked the door while moving lightly, while happily lying on his big bed and teasing Zhen Cheng, who had not slept with a woman for half a year.

"Damn, I accidentally made the wrong call, don't be sentimental, okay?" Zhen Cheng imagined Sun Shaobo's coquettish and hot appearance, and couldn't help but hit hard, "Has your hair grown out?" ”

"It's as dark as ink, and I've been going to take care of it once! If you want to see a photo, no, I'll send you one! With tears in his eyes, Sun Shaobo said excitedly, "It's all your seeds, otherwise where would it grow like this?" You said that the tadpole is the same, it has grown into hair, and even the mother of the egg has not been found. Otherwise, we will set a Guinness record, an unbroken big girl actually dreamed of pregnancy, you say that, will I be worshiped as a goddess by Huaxia Kingdom, will our son be the emperor of Huaxia Kingdom in the future? ”

"Have you watched Master Yaozi's "Country Boy" recently? How can imagination become so rich? I don't think you can starve to death if you don't become a governor, you can write online essays and novels to sell for money! Zhen Cheng lay on the bed angrily, looking at the starry sky outside the window, feeling very full and happy in his heart, a kind of happiness that was remembered.

"It's enough for me to have you as a big savior, I have died once, and I know how many pounds and taels I have. I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble this time. Don't run away from home next time for me! Sun Shaobo didn't like a joke, he said very seriously, "I'm really willing to be your lover at all costs, and it feels good to be sneaky." You still don't have to discuss it with those people in your family, just come to Heilongjiang and I'll be done! ”

"Sun Shaobo, can you come here to be serious! Is it good not to yellow? I feel bad when I get around! Zhen Cheng really wanted to use the black stick to teach his little brother a hard lesson, his pajama pants were about to burst, and he was lost.

"You know it's uncomfortable now? Do you know how hard it is for me to be a virgin when I'm in my thirties? You kid don't know the blessings in the midst of blessings, how can you know the bitterness and suffering of our hard-working women! Sun Shaobo's expression was a little gloomy, and his tone was full of loneliness and sadness.

Zhen Cheng wanted to open his mouth to comfort, but he didn't know what to say for a while. Faintly hearing a whimper on the phone, Zhen Cheng pretended not to know and asked, "How is our Erwolfkou Village?" This year's harvest should be good, right? ”

"Well, that's good!" Sun Shaobo cried in his voice, took a napkin and wiped his tears, and picked up the TV remote control board to turn on the TV. After being silent for a while, he thought about it, and then continued with a smile, "I'll go to Yanjing for a meeting in a few days, and I'll see you then, it's all right?" I don't know weishenme, Sun Shaobo's face is a little burning, especially when he thinks of meeting Zhen Cheng, his heart is beating violently.

"Well, I'm also going to Yanjing soon, if I go to see you in Yanjing at that time, if I'm not there, I can't help it!" Zhen Cheng didn't know, "Is this a refusal?" Sun Shaobo asked with some sadness. If it's not convenient for you to see me, then I won't trouble you! ”

"What is this called! I don't see you, am I still cheaper than others? Lao Tzu has browsed your whole body, the tadpoles are all dedicated, and I still refuse to be hairy! You're Lao Tzu, remember? Zhen Cheng suddenly had a feeling of enlightenment, he didn't steal, rob, or hook up with a woman from a good family, what is there to feel guilty about? Since he is destined to have more confidants, why should he care?

"Woo woo woo ---" Sun Shaobo suddenly cried excitedly.

"Look at your little bit of talent, you actually cried because a man wanted you, and you lost your dead!" Zhen Cheng was very complacent about his opportunity to laugh at Sun Shaobo, and said proudly.

"Get out of the way! I'm watching my favorite Korean drama, and I just saw that the second male who was tricked into bed had AIDS and died, and I was sad! I'm sick, waiting for you to come to me, and I'm moved to cry! Don't talk about it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! Sun Shaobo sobbed and wanted to hang up the phone, but he was reluctant to think about it.

"You dead girl, you still have a hard mouth! Next time you don't cry, don't want to sleep with Lao Tzu! Zhen Cheng threatened angrily. Also, the next time you and I are on the phone, you are not allowed to watch TV, and you don't even have the slightest serious spirit! I'm so! ”

"Do you think you men have inflatable dolls, and we women don't have awesome? It's not just men who are self-reliant, we women can too! Sun Shaobo recovered his pungency, and one sentence made Zhen Cheng unable to refute for a long time.

"Then you were embarrassed to answer in March this year?" Zhen Cheng felt that he was a little too underestimated Sun Shaobo, and he suspected that he was the infatuated man who was tricked into bed.

"You seem to be thinking too much! At that time, my main concern was whether I would get pregnant if I asked for your seed, and you thought I was still afraid of you! Idiot! The corners of Sun Shaobo's mouth rose, and he smacked him proudly, "Wait for me to wash my name in Yanjing, otherwise don't blame the old lady for being polite!" ”

"Damn, you're against the sky, aren't you? I owe a beating, but my skin is still itchy. Do you think you'll be able to subdue me with a few broken worms? I can tell you, if you dare to release worms, I will make you regret it and die! Zhen Cheng touched the little black stick beside him and thought about it and continued, "I'll let your worm completely freeze to death!" ”

"Joke! I really want to shiyan! Not long after I inherited the mantle of the Gu King, I really want to shiyan now! Sun Shaobo said confidently, "Who dares to harm you in the future, tell my sister, I will kill his whole family by letting Gu go!" ”

"Ahem, low-key, low-key!" Zhen Cheng said with a little emotion, "You still have to pay attention to yourself, don't say anything." In the eyes of ancient martial arts cultivators, they are very repulsive to those of you who release Gu, not to mention that it is almost the same as killing one by one. Don't let anyone know except for a few people you're close to, remember? Zhen Cheng said solemnly.

"Well, listen to you" didn't pass through the door? Are you mentally retarded? Zhen Cheng didn't react, and asked loudly.

"I hate it, people are saying that they have to pass through the door below!" Sun Shaobo said in a low voice, "I won't tell you, hang up the phone!" ”

"Damn, you pervert!" Before Zhen Cheng's words were finished, there was a beep on the phone. "it, freeze you with a stick!" Zhen Cheng picked up the stick and shook it and waved it.

The small black rod is as thick as an adult's wrist, with a length of about 50 centimeters. Symmetrical from top to bottom, it looks a lot like the batons used by the police today. Zhen Cheng studied for a night, and he didn't think clearly how this thing should be used, it was okay to deal with ordinary people, but what use could the little black stick be against ancient martial arts cultivators.

"Damn, what a!" Zhen Cheng angrily threw the wooden stick directly at the door.

"Poof!" Zhen Cheng sat on the bed and watched in amazement as the magic played out in front of his eyes. The sticks came out of the door, and black gas bubbled from the sides of a large hole.

"Mom, it's too perverted!" Zhen Cheng only used a little internal force, and this black stick actually had such a great lethality. If this thing hits someone, it won't just freeze. But the question is, how do you get it back after throwing it out?

A wooden stick that looks sleek can be so sharp that it can easily pierce through a wooden door, even an ordinary knife may not be able to do it.

Zhen Cheng got on the bed barefoot, and hurriedly jumped on the bed, because the little black rod was far away from the palm of Bai Yu's hand, the entire ground and room temperature quickly became cold and abnormal, and as soon as his feet touched the ground, Zhen Cheng almost froze.

"Could it be that there is a distance limit between the little black stick and the white jade palm?" Zhen Cheng suddenly had an idea, hurriedly got off the ground to put on his shoes, moved forward little by little, and then felt the temperature change in the room. Sure enough, when Zhen Cheng walked to a distance of about three meters from the little black stick, the cold gradually disappeared.

"It turns out that I walked into a misunderstanding, I cherish this little black stick too much! It turns out that this is a sharp killing weapon! It seems that as long as I control the distance between the white jade palm and the little black stick, I can exert its cold killing effect. Use the cold three meters away to make the opponent stagnate, and then kill the opponent when they are stunned! Zhen Cheng figured out how to use the little black stick, and said excitedly, "It's really a good thing!" Freeze everything and glow black! I'll call you Black Dead from now on! Zhen Cheng slowly walked into the black corpse, very satisfied with his name.

"Since the black corpse is a killing weapon, is this little white jade palm the root of the hot spring's effect of increasing internal force?" At the bottom of Tianzhu Peak, Zhen Cheng always thought that only when the white jade palm and the black corpse were put together, the spring water could have the effect of quickly improving the internal force, but now it seems that this is not the case. Zhen Cheng opened the door, picked up the black corpse and ran to the bathroom downstairs excitedly.

(After 200 flowers, add three watches, Master strives to finish today!) Shiheng asked me to call on the incense fans to rush to the top ten, and the master was a little excited, me