Xiong Yu nodded and said with a smile: "Brother Bao, this is what you said." ”

Xiong Yu half-lay on the chair, took off his coat and deliberately threw it on the ground, and after doing this, he pressed the button to call for service, and lay on the chair and pretended to be asleep.

The fat man looked at Xiong Yu's movements and didn't understand what he was doing, but he didn't believe that Xiong Yu could make the flight attendant say that he was not lace, and the fat man was also very confident, with the vision he had practiced over the years, the flight attendant was a lace hood.

The flight attendant saw someone calling for service and walked over.

Xiong Yu was already pretending to be asleep, snoring slightly.

When the stewardess came over, she happened to see the blanket on Xiong Yu's body fall to the ground, so she bent down and picked up Xiong Yu's coat and put it on Xiong Yu's body.

And just when the flight attendant covered Xiong Yu with his coat, Xiong Yu seemed to be sleepwalking, and suddenly hugged the child-faced and huge-breasted flight attendant with two hands, and shouted while hugging: "Cuihua, don't go, I really love you, don't leave me......"

The stewardess was a little flustered, quickly struggled, and said urgently: "Sir, please let go, I'm not Cuihua." ”

Xiong Yu closed his eyes, and while rubbing the flight attendant's cheapness, he muttered: "No, you are Cuihua, you are my girlfriend, my girlfriend likes to wear lace, or 37D, I can feel it." ”

The flight attendant had some doubts in her heart, such a coincidence, but in order to break free from Xiong Yu, she had to say: "Sir, I don't wear lace, I'm 36D, and I'm not your girlfriend." ”

Xiong Yu listened to the stewardess's words, slowly let go of his hand, closed his eyes, and said sleepwalking: "Dad, don't hit me, I will work hard in the next exam, it's really ......"

Then, Xiong Yu slurred a few words in his sleep, and then snored again.

When the stewardess saw Xiong Yu like this, she thought that Xiong Yu was dreaming, and her body reacted instinctively, the stewardess blushed and didn't say anything, she turned her head to look at the fat man next to her, who was already a little stunned, and said, "Sir, is it the service you called just now?" ”

The fat man nodded, hurriedly shook his head again, and said, "Ah, that, it's not the service I called." ”

The flight attendant smiled and nodded, and said, "Well, I wish you a pleasant trip." ”

After the stewardess finished speaking, she turned around and left, but because of Xiong Yu's sudden hug just now, the stewardess's clothes and hair were messed up a lot.

The flight attendant returned to the lounge and wanted to tidy up her clothes and hairstyle, and at this time, a female policeman also came to the lounge, and the female policeman had a heroic and sassy taste.

When the heroic female policeman saw the appearance of the flight attendant, she couldn't help asking: "Yang Yun, what's wrong with you?" ”

The flight attendant's face was slightly red, and she said, "Just now, a passenger sleepwalked, took me as his girlfriend, and hugged me." ”

The female policeman Sun Lan felt a little wrong when she heard it, she had been a policeman on the plane for several years, and she had seen a lot of various characters on the plane, and she had also seen a lot of hooligans who harassed the flight attendants.

Flight attendant Yang Yun had just worked for a short time and didn't know much about the passengers on the plane, but Sun Lan was completely sure that Yang Yun was taken advantage of by the sleepwalking passenger.

Sun Lan said: "Yang Yun, can you help me point out, which passenger is it?" ”

Yang Yun understood what Sun Lan meant, shook her head and said, "It's okay, he should really be sleepwalking, don't be embarrassed for him." ”

Sun Lan was very insistent and said: "Yang Yun, you don't know the dirty thoughts of some male passengers on the plane, you don't have to worry about it, you just say which one." ”

Seeing that Sun Lan was so persistent, Yang Yun hesitated slightly, walked out of the lounge with Sun Lan, and pointed towards Xiong Yu.

But when she pointed over, she found that Xiong Yu, who had just been asleep, was talking to the fat man very energetically, and his face was excited, not like he had just woken up.

Yang Yun's face flushed and he said in surprise: "He... How did he wake up? ”

Of course, Sun Lan knew what was going on, and snorted coldly: "He did it on purpose, this kind of hooligan, it's too hateful, I'll teach him a lesson!" ”

Yang Yun hurriedly grabbed Sun Lan and said, "Don't make trouble, once the passengers complain, we will be punished." ”

Sun Lan thought for a while and said, "Don't worry, I won't cause trouble, it's just that this guy is too hateful, even if he can't teach him a lesson now, after arriving in Thailand, he must not be let go." ”

Yang Yun obviously didn't want to cause trouble, so she sighed and said, "Forget it!" ”

Sun Lan said: "You don't have to worry about this, you go to the lounge to tidy up first, and I'll go and inspect it." ”

Yang Yun hesitated, nodded, and then went back to the lounge to tidy up her clothes.

Sun Lan walked towards Xiong Yu, thinking about how to take revenge on Xiong Yu as she walked.

Xiong Yu was chatting with Bao Sanjin, and when Bao Sanjin saw that Xiong Yu used such a simple method, he asked for the model of the beautiful flight attendant, and immediately shocked Xiong Yu.

However, Bao Sanjin is still a little puzzled, in his eyes, the stewardess is obviously wearing lace, but why does the stewardess say that she is not wearing?

Although Bao Sanjin was puzzled, he was refreshed, and directly called Xiong Yu grandpa, Xiong Yu laughed and answered, and the matter was over.

Bao Sanjin became interested in Xiong Yu and asked, "Dude, what are you doing in Thailand?" ”

Xiong Yu said with a smile: "Travel, take a look at the shemale by the way." ”

Hearing the word ladyboy, Bao Sanjin's eyes lit up, and said: "The hero sees the same thing, I have long heard that Thailand's red light district is full of ladyboys, and beautiful women are like clouds, this time my uncle asked me to go to Thailand to manage business, hehe." ”

Xiong Yu asked casually: "What kind of business does your family have?" ”

Bao Sanjin said: "Rubber, as well as artificial inflatable dolls, let me tell you, the artificial rubber inflatable dolls made by our company are definitely very famous in the world, and we are made of the best rubber in Thailand." ”

Xiong Yu just took a sip of water, and when he heard Bao Sanjin say this, he almost squirted out directly, Bao Sanjin's family turned out to be a legendary doll, Xiong Yu said secretly: "This is also a talent." ”

Xiong Yu said: "Aren't the dolls all inflatable and silicone? How do you make it out of rubber? ”

Sun Lan had already walked over, and just when he heard Xiong Yu say this, his face was slightly red, and he said in his heart: "Hooligan, really a hooligan, actually discussing this kind of thing on the plane." ”

Sun Lan didn't let them discuss it any further, coughed lightly, and said lightly: "Please show your valid documents for routine inspection." ”

Xiong Yu and the fat man stopped halfway through their words, they both looked at Sun Lan, and then sighed in unison, sure enough, it is an international airline, and even the female police officer is a beauty!

This heroic temperament is incomparable to the vase in the city.

Xiong Yu hadn't been on a plane a few times, and when he saw that Sun Lan said it was a routine inspection, he didn't suspect him, so he handed over his ID card and air ticket, and Bao Sanjin felt a little wrong, but he also handed it over.

Sun Lan took Xiong Yu and Bao Sanjin's ID cards and air tickets, checked them casually, but secretly wrote down Xiong Yu's name and ID number, and then returned their identities to Xiong Yu and Bao Sanjin again.

However, when Sun Lan returned the ID card to Xiong Yu, his feet were deliberately crooked, and he didn't seem to stand firmly, and he tilted towards Xiong Yu.

And Xiong Yu didn't doubt it, and reached out to help Sun Lan.

It's just that at the moment when Xiong Yu held Sun Lan, Sun Lan's fingers tapped three inches to the left of Xiong Yu's chest.

Xiong Yu is not an ordinary person, the moment Sun Lan clicked down, Xiong Yu understood that this female policeman was not as simple as she saw on the surface, she had definitely practiced kung fu.

Ordinary people will cough violently after three minutes, and this cough will last for half an hour, although it will not hurt their lives, but it will be very uncomfortable for half an hour.

This is a way to point the acupoints of the whole person, just above the lung meridians.

Xiong Yu wondered in his heart, who was this female policeman and why did she want to punish him, it seemed that she just wanted to teach him a lesson.

However, Xiong Yu didn't show it, pretending not to know that he was being clicked on the acupuncture point, and when he held Sun Lan, his hand suddenly slipped, as if it was very accidental, and his palm slipped to a soft mass.

Moreover, Xiong Yu didn't seem to notice it, and asked Sun Lan with great concern, saying, "Comrade policeman, be careful, why did you suddenly slip and fall, are you sick?" ”

Xiong Yu pretended to be concerned, but his hand did not let go, looking at Sun Lan.

Sun Lan's face turned red in an instant, she originally wanted to pretend to be crooked and point at Xiong Yu's acupuncture points, although she had already clicked it, it seemed that the man in front of her didn't notice it, but when this rogue man helped her, her hand slipped to that position.