Chapter 157: The Birthday Banquet Let you be the first

"Little one, don't you have a stomachache? Did the thatched house in the south courtyard burn down? Do you want to run to the East Courtyard? ”

"No, it's not." Xiao Baiyun glanced back mysteriously, and was relieved to find that no one was following.

"What's wrong?" Shunhua was puzzled.

"That little brother just now was very weird, and there was a very fragrant smell on his body."

Hearing this, Shun Hua laughed, "Although Senior Brother Xiaoyou is a man, he occasionally stinks and is beautiful, which is also human. ”

"No, although Senior Brother Xiaoyou looks frivolous and profligate, he will never do such a girly thing." Xiao Baiyun resolutely denied it.

Shun Hua pursed his lips, bent down, and asked mysteriously, "Do you suspect that Senior Brother Xiaoyou just now is a fake?" Just deliberately thought of an excuse to bring me to the East Courtyard to find Senior Brother? ”

"That's right."

"Clever, little clever."

Shunhua happily touched his head and glanced back inadvertently.

I hope Xiao Baiyun has too much heart.

At that time, the elder brother was painting a picture of Danqing in the room, the woman was wearing men's clothes heroically, her eyebrows and eyes were full of brilliance, her charming Danfeng eyes were open, and her lips were half up, like a smile but not a smile, just like a pear blossom blooming on the spring equinox.

"Big brother."

One large and one small crossed the threshold, and called as they entered the door.

Hearing this, the senior brother took a brush for a moment, and accidentally poked the ink-stained pen tip, adding a stroke to the scroll.

Xiao Baiyun raised his eyes, looking at him hiding things in a hurry, Xiao Xiaobu ran over, and teased expressionlessly: "Uncle Little Fat, let's go, Senior Brother is painting some unsightly things, let's not disturb him." ”

Hearing this, Shunhua raised his eyebrows meaningfully and responded, "Okay." ”

He was going to turn around and pull Xiao Baiyun away.

"Wait, Senior Brother Ben isn't painting anything unsightly." The blushing elder brother explained in a hurry.

He hesitated for half a minute, and slowly took out the painting he had just put away.

Rather than being misunderstood by the little sister that she is a lustful prodigal son, it is better to let her know her mind.

Although it is a little abrupt.

"Look." He turned his back resignedly, not daring to look at the reaction on Shunhua's face, but he was thoughtful, curious about the expression on her face.

Xiao Baiyun took the scroll, unfolded it, stared at the person in the painting, looked up and down with round eyes, and asked, "Who is this man with a long beard?" ”

"A man with a long beard?" The elder brother raised his eyebrows slightly.

Shunhua didn't understand either.

"Goatee, mustache, this master has seen it, but I haven't seen Chaotian Hu, when this person speaks, the beard on his nose is curled one by one, don't you feel panicked?"

The senior brother is even more confused, did he take out the portrait of the master?

He turned, stood up, pressed his hands against the table, leaned between the two, and looked down at the painting.

Oops, it must have been a stroke of genius that ruined the whole painting.

Suddenly, Shun Hua glanced at Senior Brother meaningfully, and said casually tentatively: "Why does this person look a bit like Senior Brother Xiaoyou?" ”

"Really? Let this young master take a closer look again, Senior Brother Xiaoyou, who draws a long beard in a dignified manner, has a very unique taste. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Baiyun looked at it again very seriously, and said while looking at it: "Well, the clothes you wear are similar." ”

Senior Brother was stunned and a little broken, "The disciples all wear the same practice clothes, okay?" ”

"Oh."

The senior brother who was sweating on his forehead hurriedly grabbed the painting in order to prevent the two of them from deriving any strange ideas from the painting scroll, and asked while rolling it up, "What is the matter with coming to find this senior brother?" ”

Xiao Baiyun glanced at Shunhua, her eyes sank, and she said softly: "This is what you discovered, you say." ”

The two of them were serious, and the atmosphere in the whole room became eerie.

"Big brother."

Xiao Baiyun swallowed, a little hesitant.

"We suspect that Senior Brother Xiaoyou we just met in the Seven Star Pavilion is someone else pretending, not the real Senior Brother Xiaoyou."

The senior brother was stunned and laughed wildly.

"I thought you two were suddenly so serious, what do you want to say?"

"You don't believe me?" Shunhua asked rhetorically.

Seeing that her expression didn't look like a joke, the senior brother straightened his face and said with a straight face: "Have you heard too much nonsense from Mr. Storyteller before, how can one person pretend to be another person?" ”

He turned around and placed the scroll at the very top of the shelf.

"Even if there is disguise, but what about memory? People's expressions, movements, and habitual movements are difficult to imitate. ”

"It's because the habits are different." Xiao Baiyun corrected.

"Different habits?"

The senior brother turned slightly, sat back in his chair and asked casually, "What's the difference?" ”

"Smell." Shun Hua interjected coldly.

"That's right." Xiaobai affirmed, "He is surprisingly fragrant today, with a strong sandalwood fragrance. ”

Senior Brother sighed slightly, "Seeing that you two are so nervous, if you don't see it with your own eyes, I'm afraid you won't give up, let's go, let's go to the Seven Star Pavilion." ”

After the three of them went to the Seven Star Pavilion, they were surprised to find that there was no figure in half of the place, and the rest was only a cold and gloomy cold.

Senior Brother's back chilled slightly, and he turned around and asked, "What about the person you are talking about?" Are you sure you've just seen Xiaoyou here? ”

"Of course, the two of us have four eyes, two mouths, and we talked to him a few words." Shunhua said with a firm expression.

"That's weird, did he go back to his room?"

After that, the senior brother took Shun Hua and Xiao Baiyun to Yun Xiaoyou's door in a hurry, and just pushed it open, a strong smell of iron wine came to his nose, which was a little choking.

Xiao Baiyun pinched his nose, pushed open the door, walked in, and found Yun Xiaoyou lying on the bed shirtless, his eyes closed, motionless.

He hurriedly trotted over and probed Senior Brother Xiaoyou's snort, "I'm out of breath." ”

"He's dead?"

The two were shocked and rushed over.

Suddenly, the eyes of the person on the bed suddenly opened and he shouted, "Ha! ”

Everyone was stunned.

"Hahahaha... It's funny to look at your appearance, you don't really think Xiaoyou is dead, do you? Yun Xiaoyou waved his hand and joked heartlessly: "Don't worry, there has never been a person on the rivers and lakes who died because of flashing waist." ”

The angry senior brother glared at him angrily, "Senior Brother Ben has decided to make you the first. ”

With that, he pinched the back of Yun Xiaoyou's neck with his hand.

"Ahhh It's a little bit more powerful there, it's quite comfortable. ”

Shunhua has really never seen a person as skinless and faceless as Yun Xiaoyou, and even the senior brother beating him can be regarded as helping him massage his back.

"Well, let's go."

As soon as Shun Hua turned around, she noticed that something was wrong, and she looked at the bottle of medicinal wine on the table suspiciously.

"Senior Brother Xiaoyou, when did you flash your waist?"

"When I was trampled on the ground by Senior Brother today, Senior Brother Ben couldn't get up, ah!"

Senior Brother was really angry about this, and his fingers were directly on Yun Xiaoyou's neck, as if he wanted to strangle him directly from behind.

Yun Xiaoyou begged for mercy: "It hurts, it hurts... Senior brother, junior brother will not dare to be so skinny next time, Xiaoyou promises that if there is a next time, Xiaoyou will go to the flowing fire to pour the night incenseβ€”β€”"

As soon as the words fell, Senior Brother let go of the hand on his neck, looked at the man with no skin and no face, and said coldly: "Remember what you said, next time, make fun of this kind of thing again, Senior Brother Ben will find a way to let you pour out the night fragrance for a lifetime in the flowing fire." ”

"Yes, yes..."Yun Xiaoyou rubbed his red and almost blue neck, just turned his head, looked at Shunhua's face, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly picked up the shirt he took off to block his upper body.

Shy screamed, "Ahhh

"It's noisy, what are you calling?"

All three pressed their ears to their ears at the same time.

"Don't you know if men and women kiss each other? Are you still standing here? Say, what do you see? Yun Xiaoyou took his clothes to cover his thick chest muscles in a panic, and said excitedly.

β€œ......”

He didn't say it, she really didn't remember that she was a woman.

Will they believe that?

Shun Hua silently glanced at the 'girl' in front of her, turned around, and continued to ask, "So, senior brother just now, you never left the room?" ”

"That's natural, your senior brother and I, my waist still hurts, and I can't move."

The two of them were taken aback, in that case, who was Senior Brother Xiaoyou they had just seen in the Seven Star Pavilion?

*

The little thirteen who was running in a daze stood in front of the ice bank, looked at the white clouds that were quietly coming on the water, and sighed deeply.

Remembering the scene when he was kicked to the ground, he felt annoyed.

"Ahh

He yelled at the surface of the sea, but the water was undisturbed and unresponsive, like a pool of stagnant water.

"Are you alright?"

Yue Xiaoxiao walked over with a plate of horseshoe cakes.

"You go."

At this moment, the last person he wanted to see was Yue Xiaoxiao, how could he let her see that she had lost completely.

Seeing this, Xiao Xiao comforted him with a deep tone: "Isn't it unusual for a disciple who has just started to defeat a senior brother who has been through a hundred battles? Xiaoxiao doesn't understand, why are you so annoyed? ”

"You don't understand."

Xiaoice picked up the ice cube on the ground, threw it into the water, and with a bang, the little ice block fell into the water, making ripples, and then floated on the surface of the water involuntarily.

Just like him at this moment, he can't do anything.

"Xiaoxiao doesn't understand, victory and defeat are ordinary, and it's not about life, how can you care so much?" Yue Xiaoxiao picked up a piece of horseshoe cake and put it in her mouth to eat it, muttering.

Xiao Thirteen turned around and looked at her with a serious expression, "Don't you think this king is very useless?" Wen can't do it, and neither can martial arts, he can only take a spatula. ”

"It's good, isn't it a great thing to be able to make all kinds of flavors in the world, so that people can experience the sweetness and sourness? Especially someone like Xiaoxiao who likes to eat, this is a very powerful skill. ”

The young man was suddenly praised and couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Really?"

"Of course, besides, the senior brother of the family just learned martial arts a few years earlier than you, and in time, you will definitely be able to defeat him, Xiaoxiao believes in you!"

The person in front of him was smiling, and he unconsciously stepped into a half-step, shortening the distance by half a foot.

"Would you like to eat water chestnut cake?"

He looked straight at her, reached out and picked up a piece of horseshoe cake and put it in his mouth, and bit it, "It's so hard, it's all frozen." ”

"Huh? Really? Yue Xiaoxiao was pleasantly surprised, she reached out and picked up a piece, the horseshoe cake was frozen like a stone, knocking on the porcelain saucer, "Hahahaha, it seems to be really frozen, so you don't eat it early." ”

*

The night was getting dark, and Fu Mujian, who had long hair and frost, wore a thick coat, slowly came to the snow-covered grass, put his hand into the hole, and where his fingertips touched, it was cold and cold, soft and slippery...

Oh no, when Fu Mujian, who couldn't react, stretched out his hand, two bloody holes had already fallen on his index finger, and he was bitten by an unknown snake.

The viper crawled out in an instant, and the two silver needles flew away, and it didn't move.

Fu Mujin lowered his eyes and looked at the wound coldly, gathered his internal force in his palm, slapped it to the tiger's mouth, forced out the poison in his fingers, and clicked the acupoints on his wrist.

He looked back at the piles of frozen rabbits in silence, sighed, and the tip of his nose was full of mist.

There are still two left, find a few more rabbit nests, and he will be able to go back to see Brother Yan.

Suddenly, the ground shook slightly, and a huge white bear with a length of nine feet slowly approached from a distance, walking straight in his direction.