Chapter 509: Good Grievances
Now it was not the masturbation that made the mule the most angry, but the four dear teammates.
Although the main reason for being abused by the mule is the mouth, the mule does not think so.
The mouth is for the victory of the battle, if there is no his agitation method, will the masturbation be eliminated?
This old captain of the hidden dragon is experienced, and it is difficult for him to sneak attack in Dewey and Wei Laoshi, thinking that his mule did not hesitate to resort to radical tactics for victory, which resulted in a fat beating, but the people of the four teams were all standing by and watching the excitement, and there was not even a person to intercede, it was really unbearable, uncle!
The mule ran angrily, and before he could speak, the shepherd took him in his arms.
"Brother Mule, you are our hero! I adore you so much, I praise you! The shepherd said affectionately.
"I like it too, I like it 32 times!" Two mules answered beside him.
Wei Laoshi also walked over, patted him on the shoulder vigorously, and said seriously: "Mule, thank you for your hard work, everything you have done for the fourth team, we will never forget." β
The mule was fluted, which was a little different from the script he had expected.
With his understanding of these people, he should laugh at him loudly at this time, so that he can use the topic to play.
But now everyone looks at him with the eyes of a hero, so he really doesn't get mad, especially Dewey's next paragraph, which makes him feel a little fluttering.
"yes, we'll never forget. I thought I had learned a lot from being in Qianlong for so long, but today I realized that I had not done enough, you let me know what is heroic, what is heroic, what is rather than giving in, and what is fighting until the last moment! I have decided that in the future, I will definitely follow your example and fight to the end for the honor of the hidden dragon! β
Looking at Dewey's sincere expression, the mule scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Hehe, don't say that, everyone is embarrassed." β
"Nope! You deserve it! Dewey turned to Wei Laoshi and the three of them, "Lao Shi, shepherd, two mules, we must learn from the mule and pay tribute to the mule!" β
"Learn from the mule!"
"Salute to the mule!"
"Don't don't, I just did what everyone would do, there is really nothing, everyone must stop praising me, otherwise I will be proud."
The mule said not to praise him anymore, but his face was full of "Come and praise me!" β
This request will naturally be met by everyone, and the second mule said with shame on his face: "Brother Mule, I regret it very much now, why didn't I choose to die with them like you?" I've been thinking about it just now, but I finally realized that my ideals and beliefs are not firm enough, and I need to further improve my ......."
The two mules have a family history and have been trained in the domestic army for many years, and similar clichΓ©s come out of their mouths, and they don't need to be drafted, let alone repeated. By belittling himself to raise the mule, he coaxed the mule so that its eyes narrowed into a thread, and it was almost out of sight.
Dewey didn't have his skills, but they cooperated very well, either nodding thoughtfully, agreeing, or clapping their hands with emotion.
It was the first time that the mule had been so appreciated by his teammates, and he felt that the whole person had become light, and a little wind could blow into the sky. It was so refreshing that all the anger that had just been ignited was blown away.
Seeing his expression, everyone knew that this matter was over, and they all laughed secretly in their hearts.
So long together, they're too
Unraveling the mule's character.
Usually this guy is a tease, no matter how much trouble he makes, he won't get angry, at most he will take out a small book with the mysterious power of the East and write it down for you, and you will also get a free amulet.
But if he really starts a fire, it's the same as his code name, a stubborn mule, and no one wants to pull it back. Of course, it's not impossible, at this time, you can only follow the hair and give him a few more nice words, then any fire will blow away.
Knowing the character of the mule, Dewey naturally had a purpose, and successfully pacified the mule.
While the mule was triumphantly being praised by his teammates, the mule and the whole team looked stupid.
They were still waiting for the four teams to have a good show, but they didn't expect it to turn into a learning model report meeting, and the car braked too fast, almost breaking the waists of a team.
The authorities are fascinated, the bystanders are clear, and fools can see that Dewey is fooling the mule, but there are fools who eat this.
The boy clicked his mouth twice, and asked the water droplet next to him: "He used to be like this when he was in the training base with you?" β
"No, I remember that he seemed to owe a little bit at the time, he usually likes to tease, and he is a little cautious, and he holds grudges at every turn, but he is still a very clever person, and he is not easy to be fooled," Shui Di looked puzzled, thought for a while and then said, "But it's normal, you never know what to do next......
While the two were talking, the chicken thief came from a distance, and when he saw the mule, he shouted, "Mule, how did you do it, as if you had been wheeled?" β
The mule then remembered what he was doing here, and he didn't answer the chicken thief, so he waved his hand to interrupt the praise of the two mules, pointed at the four of them and said, "Don't tell me about those useless things first, let me ask you, why didn't anyone help me just now?" If you don't help, forget it, don't even say a word of pleading, and watch the play on the side, do you still treat me as a brother? β
"See, teasing is teasing, you never know what he's going to do next, isn't this angry. Hehe, there's a good show to watch. β
The droplet happily leaned against the trunk of the tree and prepared to watch the play.
Although the chicken thief did not know what was happening, he also knew that he was in trouble, and hurriedly cast an inquiring glance at the shepherd.
The shepherd glanced at him fiercely, and then said with a smiling face: "Brother Mule, it's not that I don't help you intercede, but I was really shocked by your fearless spirit, I, like the second mule, are deeply reflecting on myself, why didn't I come up and die together!" β
"Well, you really should reflect on it, this has nothing to do with you, so what about the two of you? Xian'er, Lao Shi, what are you reflecting on? β
Dewey and Wei Laoshi sighed together, the brothers were originally the same forest birds, and when the disaster came, they flew separately, and the shepherd picked himself clean, making it difficult for the two of them.
The two looked at each other and said in unison, "Mule, we are also shocked by your fearlessness. β
"Less! The Agitation Method is your move! You two know it, and you're shocked! The mule pointed at Wei Laoshi and said.
"Of course I was shocked! Who is the masturbator? The oldest captain of the whole hidden dragon, one base and two bases are counted as one, who dares to provoke him? How dare you, mule! It's not that I said, but you said to the masturbator at the time, 'If you fight again, you'll fight back!' 'What a domineering side show, I'm just far away, otherwise I'll bow to you right away!' β
Wei Laoshi even said with comparisons, just like commenting on a book.
"A real mule, after listening to your shout, I know what a true warrior is. Mighty and unyielding, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, I was in a surging mood
Really, I was so excited that I couldn't even speak. Dewey followed.
"How can I hear you two mocking me?" The mule asked, squinting his eyes.
"No, absolutely not!"
The two shook their heads in unison.
"Mule, can I taunt you? What is the relationship between the two of us, how many years of old friendship, you still don't know me, when did I mock you? Wei Laoshi asked rhetorically.
"You're taunting me less?"
"Is that a taunt? That's a joke! When it came to the real chapter, I said you can't be a mule, right? β
"Well, that doesn't seem to be."
"Well, I can't mock you if I mock anyone, right?"
"Lao Shi is right, he usually jokes with you, you see I don't even make jokes, let alone mock you, right? Besides," Dewey lowered his voice, "if I intercede in the past, it won't affect your glorious image." β
"Glorious image? I was really tall at the time? The mule asked incredulously.
"Not only tall, but also mighty." Dewey said earnestly.
"Well, that's what you're talking about......
The mule nodded, and felt that it was a very honorable thing to provoke the masturbator. What, you said you begged for mercy at the time, but it was definitely not me!
He waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I have a lot of adults this time, so I won't worry about you!" β
However, he secretly said in his heart: "Forget it, how can it be so easy, I will write it down to a small book for you when I go back, and no one can run!" The chicken thief too, don't think that you can run away if you are not there, just come over and expose my scars, and the crime will be added to the crime! β
Dewey, not knowing what was in his mind, immediately gave him a thumbs up and said, "Mule, good job!" β
The others followed suit and said in unison, "Well done! β
"Hehe, average average, third in the country." The mule said triumphantly.
I thought I could watch a good show, but I didn't expect it to be like this again, and I only felt a little stuffy in my chest, and it seemed that something was about to gush out.
"Nima! actually folded on this teaser, the more I think about it, the more I step on the horse! β
He had carefully analyzed the members of the four teams before, and Dewey and Wei Laoshi were both listed by him as the main targets of prevention, and the most reassuring were the two mules - one was a teasing team doctor, and the other was an inexperienced assaulter, and the danger of these two people was even ranked after the shepherd and the chicken thief.
As a result, I never expected that in the end, it was folded on the body of the mule.
Shuidi also shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Yes, who would have thought that he would become the key to victory or defeat, what a grievance!" β
"Forget it, if you lose, you won't want to do that, just teach us a lesson."
The boy waved his hand vigorously, as if that would be able to dissipate the resentment in his heart, but it turned out that it still didn't work.
He took two deep breaths and shouted, "Alright, assemble!" β
Everyone gathered together, glanced at the four teams with a complicated expression, took a deep breath, and said: "The confrontation is over, but I didn't expect that our first team lost completely, and we will learn more from the four teams in the future!" β
"Learn from Team Four!" A team said in unison.