Xiao Meng tasted

The head of the Imperial Prison in the capital is called Wei Sanmao, and he has only three things in his life, money, women, and torture.

The so-called edict prison is directly under the jurisdiction of the royal officials, and is not within the six departments, even the secretary of the criminal department has no right to intervene.

Anyone who comes here is a person who angers Long Yan, but it does not necessarily violate the law of the country.

Therefore, Wei Sanmao has great power, although he is only a cell boss, but whether you are a general or a prime minister, once you are put into prison, you can only be eaten by him.

At this moment, Wei Sanmao stared at Xue Taisui in front of him, and pinched a mole on his face with his right hand, with three black hairs on it.

"Thieves with soldiers, do you know the rules of our dynasty?"

"You know, don't you have to be filial, otherwise you will be killed by a hundred mighty rods."

Wei Sanmao was happy: "It's actually a top teacher, it seems that he has had a lot of experience before, how much money did he bring?" ”

Xue Taisui ignored it, took out the braised chicken bones in his arms with his toes, gnawed them up, and muttered:

"There are more than 100 big silver tickets, just buy wine and meat for your own home, what does it have to do with you?"

Wei Sanmao's beard was crooked, and the three hairs on his face trembled, and he slapped the table hard:

"Okay, you are a thief with an army, with a fierce face, a scumbag who has never made a fortune in your life, you dare to entertain Lao Tzu, you don't need a hundred killing sticks, twenty sticks down, so that you can't even forget who your father and mother are."

"Come on, comb the skin of this red-haired bald man."

The officials on the side had been waiting impatiently, and at this moment, they rolled up their arms and sleeves, and rushed up one after another.

"Wei Sanmao, what a great majesty."

When they heard that an outsider was coming, they hurriedly turned around to look.

But I saw a young man, holding a colorful folding fan with mandarin ducks playing in the water, a dragon robe with lace on a white background, and picturesque eyebrows and eyes, although he was a little girly, he couldn't hide his handsome face.

The black cowhide boots on his feet kicked a big red ball.

When Wei Sanmao saw this person, he hurriedly bowed down and saluted:

"I don't know if it's the son who is coming, ten thousand deaths, ten thousand deaths."

After speaking, he glanced at the official next to him, and the people on both sides retreated.

The person who came was none other than the military department's councilor, Pei Shao, the commander of Jin Wuwei in front of the palace.

My grandfather is Pei Huai, one of the three princes, and he has made great contributions to the defense of Beijing, and it is the favor of the saints.

Pei Shao looked at Xue Taisui with a smile on his face, and quipped:

"This hero is the hero of the world hand-picked by my grandfather, Wei Sanmao, if you don't stammer, forget it, how dare you kill the mighty stick casually."

Wei Sanmao hurriedly wiped the chair, respectfully invited Pei Shao to sit down, and said with a smile:

"This good man, with a lofty spirit, looks like a mighty general, where does the little one dare to fight or kill the mighty stick, but he usually talks about it, and he can't change it.

This morning, a large group of magpies at the gate of this edict prison were chirping, what did I say about the omen of the heavens, it turned out that the general of the gods came down to earth and came to help me face the country. ”

This series of horses, even Pei Shao laughed amusedly, took out a hundred taels of silver ticket from his arms and stuffed it to Wei Sanmao:

"Fuck off."

Wei Sanmao took the silver ticket, went like a wind, and shouted in his mouth: "Master Xie's reward, the small mouth is strict, which king dares to chew the root of his tongue in the prison, I will definitely enter with a red knife and come out with a white knife." ”

provoked Xue and Pei to laugh again.

Pei Shao stared at Xue Taisui, seeing that he was still biting on chicken bones, feasting on it, and asked:

"But Xue Taisui who attacked Mabian City and tuned grain to Baixi Pass?"

Xue Taisui licked the oil stain on the side of his mouth and asked rhetorically:

"Pei Shao Yilang of Zhiyong Shuangquan Baojing Division likes to ask knowingly?"

Pei Shao laughed: "Under the predicament, he is so free and easy, he is really a hero." ”

Xue Tou shook his head: "We don't have to praise each other, right, it's like a friend at first sight, why don't you take out the wine and take one?" ”

Pei Shaoyan said: "The wine and food in the Imperial Prison are too bad, why don't Brother Xue follow the younger brother to the mansion for a night drink?" Good wine and good meat are enough. ”

The chains on Xue Taisui's body sounded "swoop", and he took a pose: "Why don't you dare, we have no official and are light, please." ”

Pei Shao was dressed in expensive clothes, but he didn't dislike the oil stains on Xue Taisui's body, and as soon as he pulled his big hand, the two of them left together.

Taishi Mansion high-row banquet, Taishi Pei Huai sat in the middle, and both of them were celebrities in the world and heroes in the green forest.

During the banquet, the fragrant wind is frequent, and there are beautiful maids filling wine and dishes, and everyone guesses the wine order, so happy.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of chains, but it was Pei Shao who led Xue Taisui to come.

Pei Huai is already ninety years old, but his body bones are tough, at this moment, seeing Xue Taisui as tall as a stone stele, he was very happy, walked off the high platform, and held each other with his hands:

"Let Xue Zhuangshi suffer for days, but the court has the rules of the court, and it is not that the old man does his best."

Xue Taisui secretly thought, if it weren't for the Pei family to save me with a death-free iron card, I would have been killed in the black prison by Li Shipeng and them.

Thinking of this, he endured the pain of the pipa hook on his body, and turned down and hemmed down: "Thank you for the old lady's righteousness, Xue has thanked you." ”

The blood on the shoulder blades was dripping and dripping.

Pei Huai hurriedly helped: "Don't be a strong man, don't be a strong man, don't do this big gift, grandson quickly help Xue Zhuang to sit on the seat." ”

Pei Shao had already helped Xue Taisui up and sat on the left hanging hand side seat under the Taishi's chair.

On the side, he has long annoyed the major celebrities in Zhongzhou.

One of them stood tall in a green shirt with a long white beard, and got up and said:

"Master Taishi, Lu has long heard of the name of Pei Gongzi Xiao Meng, who is extremely hospitable and famous.

Therefore, we and other Zhongzhou celebrities are willing to gather under the command of Pei Gongzi, or give advice, or fight in all directions, and I don't want to be so respectful to a prisoner now, aren't we afraid of chilling the hearts of the world's corporals?

I'm ashamed to be in the company of prisoners. ”

He was dissatisfied with Xue Taisui sitting in the chief, so he made it difficult.

Many celebrities on the side coaxed: "Yes, how can a prisoner in tattered clothes be so high, I can't wait." ”

The crowd responded.

Xue Taisui didn't hear it at all, sat on the chair and ate and drank, and didn't pay attention to what everyone said.

Pei Shao kicked the ball into the basket on the side, impartial, and hit the basket.

Everyone couldn't help but cheer.

He wiped the crown of pearls on his head and said with a smile:

"Where did Lu Lang come from, the so-called brothers in the four seas, but this Xue Zhuang is a famous hero of this dynasty, how can he not sit as the chief?"

The indescribable elegance of the posture.

Lu Lang shook his head and said: "Pei Gongzi's words are inappropriate, if this Brother Xue is really a hero of this dynasty, why is he wearing iron chains and dressed like a prisoner, doesn't he even care about the etiquette of the scholar?" Or look down on Master Pei? ”

His question was difficult to answer, if it was said to be a holy will, but after all, the emperor did not issue an edict; If it is said that it means to worship Shangshutai, then compare the Taishifu to the bottom.

During this time, the Pei family was mixed up in it, and the twists and turns of right and wrong were far from being able to be explained clearly in a few words, but they stumped Pei Shao.

Xue Taisui didn't want to entangle with everyone, but the Pei family had the grace to save their lives, but they couldn't show mercy.

Seeing Pei Shao embarrassed at this moment, the iron chain sounded, stood up, swaggered to Lu Lang, and turned back to Pei Shao after looking at it for a long time:

"Who is this green-necked chicken? Shouting here disturbs our drinking. ”

When he spoke, everyone laughed loudly, and Lu Lang was dressed in a green robe, stretching his neck and staring at the moment, like a quarrel, but it was a bit like a rooster in a fight.

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