Chapter 912: Sitting up in shock in the dying sickness!
(This chapter has a bit of a taste, there are cleanliness addicts or those who are eating, read carefully)
"Wu Changshi, what are you carrying this~?"
All the parents in the backyard of King Wei's mansion were anxiously waiting for the results of Li Zexuan's diagnosis and treatment, but they saw Wu Changshi commanding people to carry five braziers and a basket of unknown objects, and were walking towards the side room. Curious, Li Er stopped Wu Changshi and asked.
Wu Changshi's face was bitter, and he came over and replied truthfully: "Back to Your Majesty, the things in this basket are toilet chips, and they were found by the Marquis of Yong'an!" ”
When Li Er heard this, his face suddenly looked a little unpleasant, "Toilet chips? What is the use of his toilet fund? ”
"The minister doesn't know, Yong'an Hou didn't tell the minister!"
Wu Changshi himself wondered in his heart, he didn't know why Li Zexuan had to let him find these disgusting things.
"Go! I'll ask him later! ”
Li Er had a bad premonition in his heart, but he had promised Li Zexuan that everyone would be assigned by him, so how could he regret it at this time?
Empress Eldest Sun looked at the wing room, her eyes were puzzled, and several other bigwigs also looked at each other.
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in the room.
"Master Hou, the toilet chips and braziers you want have been sent to you, what do you think you need next?"
After the brazier and toilet chips were moved into the room, Wu Changshi hugged Li Zexuan with his fists.
Li Zexuan took a look at it and nodded: "I don't need it for the time being, I ordered someone to throw the toilet chip into the brazier, and bring the brazier to the bed of Qingque, Chu Mo and others, so that it can be hot and bake the body!" Leave one or two people here to add toilet chips to the brazier, and the rest go out first! We'll come back in half an hour! ”
This is a local method for treating cholera that Li Zexuan heard from the old village doctor in his previous life, and it is said that he has cured many people. Ahem, of course, there is no toilet chip in modern times, so you can only replace it with a "-stirring stick"!
He doesn't have much confidence in this kind of earthwork, but let's try it at the moment to see how it works, and besides, he has a back-up move!
When Wu Changshi heard this, he was immediately stupid, and then he understood Li Zexuan's purpose for asking him to find these toilets, but why did this sound so unreliable?
"Master Hou, this ....."
"No need to ask, just do what Ben Hou says!"
Li Zexuan didn't wait for Wu Changshi to ask, and waved his hand unusually domineeringly.
In fact, even he didn't know that this earthwork that used toilet chips to treat cholera had a lot of origins.
The "Compendium of Materia Medica" records that the toilet chip: [Indications] dystocia, and cholera body cold tendons, burning heat under the bed, also the main evil spirit. This thing is the smallest, and the work can be recorded (Tibetan device).
Uh, doesn't it feel incredible? Regardless of whether there is a scientific basis for this recipe, there are more thunderous prescriptions in the "Compendium of Materia Medica", such as human urine can cure "cold and heat headache", and the pig rope is used to treat children's convulsions, restlessness, and burn ashes with wax moon, and serve a little with water.
Li Zexuan only remembered that when the old village doctor told him about the toilet to cure cholera, he secretly laughed in his heart that those cholera patients should have been smoked by the smell of, right?
Wu Changshi saw that Li Zexuan's attitude was so tough, so he could only do it.
Cheng Chumo, who was lying on the bamboo couch, was really "dying and sick", and he didn't know where this product suddenly came from so strongly, so he pointed at Li Zexuan, stared at his eyes and shouted: "Wocao~!" Small... Xiao Xuan, you... You can't be so foolish brother! You're treating us, you obviously want to smoke a few of us to death! ”
Although he has been smoked by his own all night, can other people's be the same as his own? Many times when you go to the thatched hut to, you will think that the thatched hut next to you stinks, but you generally don't think how smelly the you pull out, that's the truth!
Li Zexuan said with a smile: "Seeing that you are so energetic now, it shows that this toilet chip is very useful!" Wu Changshi, remember to close all the doors and windows for a while and keep them closed! ”
After saying that, he ignored Cheng Chumo's yelling, turned around and prepared to go out.
The doctors also fled in a hurry.
Li Tai, who was asleep, was woken up by Cheng Chumo's loud voice, and said in a daze: "Smoked to death? Miscellaneous... What smoked to death? Place... Chu Mo, what are you... Why are you here? ”
Cheng Chu silently saw that the doors and windows were closed, he couldn't help but despair, and he didn't bother to talk to Li Tai, at this moment, he couldn't help but feel a pain in his abdomen, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, I want to!" Hurry up! ”
"Poof~!"
Inside the house, the smell of fresh, the smell of burning, and the smell of vomit suddenly mixed together, and the smell was stinking! Even the palace maids and servants who have been smoked for a whole night can't stand it at the moment, and it is estimated that these people will not be able to eat for the next month, right?
"Gross~!"
Li Tai's stomach churned, and he quickly threw up sideways in the basin under the bed.
The rest of the people are no better, one by one by the stench emitted from the brazier, to smoke the heart of death, they don't want to "escape" out, but they have already pulled out after a night, how can they still have that strength~? I can only lie on the bamboo couch and "enjoy" it silently!
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Outside the house, Li Er saw Li Zexuan walking out, so he asked, "Li Zhanshi, what did you ask Wu Changshi to find a toilet for just now~?" ”
Empress Changsun, Cheng Yanjin and others also set their eyes on this side.
Li Zexuan didn't dare to say that he just wanted to verify that the earthwork didn't work, but said nonsense in a serious manner: "Your Majesty, the minister put these toilet chips into the fire and burned them, wanting to smoke out the damp and evil qi in the bodies of Qingque and them, and then supplemented by a few pairs of recipes to nourish qi and drive away cold, to nourish their bodies and make them no longer have diarrhea!" ”
As soon as Li Eryi heard that Li Zexuan was using the toilet to treat Li Tai's illness, his face suddenly turned green, and he subconsciously suspected that Li Zexuan was deliberately manipulating his son. But Li Zexuan said later with a look of seriousness and reason, which made him hesitate for a while. The main reason is that the name of the Lingxu real person is too big, otherwise he has the intention of chopping Li Zexuan to pieces at the moment.
After a pause, Li Er said with a dark face: "I believe you, if this can't cure the Qingque and them, I ......"
He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the threat was overflowing.
Empress Changsun, Cheng Yanjin and others, who were not very good-looking, heard that Li Er agreed, and they all had to swallow the questioning words into their stomachs.
Li Zexuan didn't care, because he was very confident in the other tricks in his heart, "Thank you Your Majesty for your trust!" ”
Then he turned around and ordered: "Wu Changshi, take the trouble to get pen and ink, Ben Hou write a few prescriptions, and then you send someone to grab the medicine!" ”
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First update!
Hmm, are you going to start school? Hee-hee~
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