Chapter 106: Auntie and Grandmother Sun Shangxiang
"No, it's an explosion! It is a kind of artificial thunder, which is different from the principle of lightning!
If this kind of thunder for the teacher is buried in the ground, it is called the ground. Thunder, if you throw it with your hands, you call it a hand. Thunder, if it is launched in the water, it is called a fish. Thunder!
Of course, it's more often called 'bullet', like sub. Bombs, bombs. Shells, cannons. Bombs, missiles. Bullets, atoms. Bomb, hydrogen. Playing what......
Especially the last two kinds of bombs, they can destroy a large city with a population of millions at once, destroy the world, and the damage can last for decades. ”
"O God! What kind of eggs are laid by birds? So powerful! ”
"Hahahaha, it should be under a divine bird like a phoenix and a red bird! Hahahaha......"
The king is very happy, the thinking of two people is not on the same channel, and they can really create fun!
"What's wrong? Is it really that funny? ”
"Magical imagination, magical logic, the eggs laid by the divine bird, must be thundering! Hahahaha......"
"Don't laugh. Be careful of your waist, laugh again and it will break! Didn't you say that your thunder was made? Show me one!"
"Lift your veil and tell me your name!"
Without saying a word, the woman tore off the black cloth covering her face.
Wang Zhirong has imagined countless types of beauties or ugly women, but the face in front of him really amazed him.
Wang Zhirong has lived in an era when he can see almost all the beauties in the world for a while, but the face in front of him gives Wang Zhirong the feeling, first of all, surprise, this face and this person's actions have a strong sense of contrast.
This face is full of smart beauty, the eyes are large and watery, the nose is not big, but it is straight and angular, and the mouth is small and plump!
A particularly attractive goose-egg-shaped face, a little baby fat on the chin, and the skin can be broken by blowing!
The whole face looks like an innocent kitten.
With this face, who would have thought that she could dance like the wind, be as imposing as a rainbow, and be able to travel thousands of miles, break into her well-guarded lair, and even hijack herself, a character that the bigwigs from all parties wanted to kill.
"Teacher, do you think you are looking at your apprentice so squintingly?"
Wang Zhirong was relieved, and he had to admit that he might really be squinting!
"With your face, you can't believe that you did all the things in front of you!"
"Then what kind of face should you look like to do the previous thing?"
"At least a pockmarked face, a fierce ......"
"It turns out that you imagined me to be such a person, then you saved me, it can be seen that you are really a good person!"
"Why do you think that you can only be saved by greedy for your face?"
"Don't men covet girls' faces?"
"They're gluttonous! As a teacher, he is a righteous gentleman! ”
"O(∩_∩)O haha~ The gentleman is not a ...... that he advertises"
"You're Sun Shangxiang, right?"
“??” The girl was astonished! stared at Wang Zhirong and watched it for a long time!
"The name Sun Shangxiang is my maiden name, only my mother and people close to my family know it! How do you know? ”
"Hehe, do you think the teacher's skills are all blown out? Sun Wukong's grandson, Shangshu's, coriander's fragrance! ”
"Who is Monkey King?" Sun Shangxiang asked curiously.
"Sun Wukong is a monkey, he has been a monkey king, has cultivated immortals, made trouble in the Dragon Palace, the underworld, and the Heavenly Palace, and finally was pressed under the mountain for five hundred years, and after coming out, he became a monk, and ran to Ah San to learn scriptures and became a Buddha!"
"Wow! So powerful, is it your master? ”
"He's a friend of my grandfather!"
"No wonder you're so powerful, it turns out that our ancestor has such a powerful friend......"
Bragging is not taxed, and there is no tax on messing with relationships, Wang Zhirong and Sun Shangxiang laughed for a while......
"Your name is Sun Shangxiang, that's really Sun Quan's sister! Looks like I guessed right! ”
"Now you are my mentor! Naturally, I can't hide it, I am indeed the sister of Jiangdong Sun Quan, don't say it to the public, otherwise it will be bad for you and me!"
"No problem! It's hard to accept a female disciple, of course I can't hurt you! ”
Wang Zhirong said this, but his mind turned fast, this Sun Shangxiang is Sun Quan's own sister, that is Liu Bei's future wife!
Wipe! No way! Such a good girl, how can he be arched!
Wang Zherong instantly decided to intercept Hu Liu Bei and get Sun Shangxiang in his hands!
Attacking female disciples may have been a lot of discussion in these years...... Be cautious!
"Little grandson! As a teacher, I think that only the two of us know about our master-apprentice relationship, so don't talk about it to the outside world! Otherwise, there may be some things that are difficult to handle! You continue to disguise yourself as a man and a woman, and stay with me to study! ”
"Teacher, is this good?" Sun Shangxiang's eyes sparkled and looked at Wang Zhirong......
"It's okay......"
"That's good! It's up to you...... However, I sneaked out......"
"I guessed it a long time ago! How can you be so naughty! Your brother must be looking for you all over the world now, right? ”
"It should be! Those of his men are stupid to death! They wouldn't even think about it when they break their heads now, I'm lying on your bed......"
"I'll go, what do you call you to lie on my bed? This kind of thing sounds like it's easy to think crookedly! ”
"What do you think? Think about some dirty things! Where's my sword? Let me cut you with a sword! I'm so angry with my aunt! ”
"Rub! I am your mentor! How can you be my aunt and grandmother? Xiao Sun, don't talk nonsense! As for your sword, it's mine now!
I can't break the rules of accepting apprentices, and I must give more than 2,000 gifts! According to my estimate, this sword is almost more than 2,000 yuan! ”
"I've become a teacher! It's so unserious! My sword is worth at least 10,000 yuan! The real extraterrestrial meteoric iron is made into steel! ”
"Hehe, who told you to be so skinny, the sword was confiscated anyway!
However, two handsome brothers and sisters in their twenties, the best age, if they talk together, it's better to be lively! ”
Wang Zhirong felt that he had taken his face off and put it in his pocket!
Fortunately, Sun Shangxiang was not disgusted, and everyone was very happy to talk and laugh......
"After all, you are not a small family of ordinary people, you are the sister of the princes of Jiangdong Sun Quan, we have to discuss this matter!"
"What does this mean, you caught the assassin! I'm a prisoner, and in order to survive, I'm here to serve you! ”
"What do you mean, don't contact your brother for the time being?"
"Of course! Contact me at this time, and my mother will beat me to death! Alas...... My mother must be worried about me...... I have to find a way to reassure her, but I can't reveal my whereabouts!
Teacher, do you have any way to send a letter to my mother for me? ”