Chapter 80: My brother-in-law tells you that this is the earth
"Silly boy! What are you crying about? are all husbands who have started a family, why are they still like children? Don't be afraid of jokes! ”
Mother Li also had red eyes, touched Li Ke's hair, and patted it gently!
Li Ke wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a smile: "You are my mother!" What is there to make others laugh at! Besides, who dares to laugh at Zi Mu? ”
"That's it!" Father Li scolded with a smile as he walked over: "Manly man, blood, sweat and tears!" Look at you! Weeping and crying like a woman...... What a system! ”
Li Ke was just about to speak, but he heard Li's mother say first: "What? Are you jealous? ”
Father Li was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "You...... What kind of nonsense is this?! ”
"Li Ke! Come and say hello to Your Highness...... Hey! Who are you? ”
The three people in the room were stunned, looked at the door, and saw a child about 8 years old standing at the door, looking arrogant and domineering, leaning against the door, looking at the three of them with his nostrils......
"It's ...... Whose doll? It's rude! Mother Li looked at the doll's appearance and said in disgust.
"Bold! Dare to say that His Royal Highness is rude, I want to ...... Woo...... Woo! Before Li Tai finished speaking, Li Ke stepped forward and covered Li Tai's mouth to prevent him from talking nonsense!
"Shut up! Talk more, and I'll hang you up a tree and beat you up!" After Li Ke finished speaking, he let him go!
Li Tai ran to the side and said to Li Ke: "Li Ke! You're done! You wait for His Highness...... Hum! After the cruel words, before leaving, he kicked the flower pot next to him to "pop", and the whole pot of flowers fell to pieces!
"Cole! Whose Xiao Langjun is this? How can you be so arrogant! One bite of His Royal Highness, is it some kind of big man's family? But...... There is no one who calls himself Lang Jun? Is it ......?"
Father Li was puzzled, so he began to analyze, analyze and analyze, and the result was a shocking result, which frightened Father Li and hurriedly asked Li Ke!
Li Ke was not shocked, just smiled, nodded, and said, "Dad! He is indeed inside the palace! His Majesty's current prince, the younger brother of the crown prince, Li Tai! ”
"Forehead ......"
Mother Li heard Li Ke say that he was His Majesty's own son, looked at Li Ke and asked in a panic, "Ke'er!" Is it a trouble for a mother? ”
Li's father also looked at his son nervously, waiting for him to speak, and his expression was like that of stealing something to be reported by others...... If Li Ke said something bad at this time, Li's father would immediately pack up his things and prepare to run away with the family...... Don't run and wait to be killed?
At this time, Li Ke thought: Don't dare to stimulate your parents indiscriminately in this matter! Then he said: "Mother! Rest assured! What a little kid this is! It's good to fight......"
Mother Li seemed to hear an answer that was a little inconsistent with what she thought in her heart, so she asked suspiciously, "What did you just say?" Father Li also looked at Li Ke with puzzled eyes, thinking: What's the matter with this child? Why are you talking nonsense? This is the sin of killing the head...... Could it be? Do you really want to run your family?
"Uh...... No! I mean I'm afraid of what he's going to do...... No! I'm afraid of him...... Ah! It's me! His Majesty's ...... to educate him at his command"
Seeing that his parents were stunned for a moment, Li Ke finally understood the reason! When Li's father and mother heard that their son was an official, they were immediately overjoyed, and Li's father hurriedly said: "There is a chance!" is worthy of my Li Dabao's son! Well done, didn't lose my father's face......"
Mother Li glanced at him and said, "Yo Yo Yo! What kind of official have you been? Li Dabao's face was red, and Li Dabao said directly: "My son has become a big official, will his father be bad?" Hum! What's that...... I'm out for a walk...... This house is really not small! ”
"What? Rewarded? Who told Daddy that this was a reward...... Forehead...... It's almost ......" After Li Ke finished speaking, he said, "Dad! I'm going to tell the people to cook some good food and pick up the wind for my parents! ”
After Li Ke finished speaking, he was about to go out, and Mother Li hurriedly said, "Okay!" Pear blossom went! ”
"Ahh Oooh! Good! Li Ke agreed with a smile, but Li's mother suddenly looked sad, as if she wanted to say something, but she didn't know whether to open her mouth or not!
Li Ke was stunned by Li's mother's eyes, and wondered if something had happened? muttered, "Mother...... What's wrong? Is the child fat? ”
"Cole...... Something...... My mother didn't want to ask, but I had to speak, don't blame me for my mother? ”
Mother Li muttered, and Li Ke was puzzled when she listened! Then he asked, "Mother! If there's anything you can say, don't do it, make the child nervous! ”
"Good! That's just for the mother! Mother Li took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind, and said, "Ke'er! You've been married to Rika for a while, haven't you? ”
"Huh? It's not long! It's only been more than three months! Li Ke said stunned.
"Three months?" Mother Li was stunned for a moment, turned her head to look at Li Dabao, and Li Dabao nodded! Mother Li said embarrassedly: "Oh! Ha ha! It's okay...... To be a mother is to ask...... Hehe! ”
Mother Li is also eager to hold her grandson, and always feels that Li Ke has been married for two or three years, and she wanted to urge Li Ke and Lihua to give birth to a grandson for herself quickly, but the result is ...... only to realize that they had only been married for a short time......
"Huh? Oooh! Li Ke listened to the beginning suspiciously, listened to the end suspiciously, and it was gone? It made Li Ke feel extremely uncomfortable, and he couldn't get up or down!
"Daddy! Mother! The meal is ready! Let's eat! Pear Blossom called at the door, and when she saw Li Ke, she said, "Husband, hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth, it's time for breakfast!" ”
Li Ke was stunned for a moment, thinking that you can speak modern words! Follow your husband to know how much knowledge is more! Suddenly, Li Ke thought of Liu Xia...... Shake your head!
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"Yo! Who made you sit on the throne? Give me down! No big, no small! Li Ke saw Li Tai sitting on the main seat of the dining table, so he went up and twisted his ears!
"Wow ~ it hurts! Daring! Let go of me! Li Tai's ears were grabbed by Li Ke, and he screamed in pain!
"Humph! I don't dare to play prestige with eunuchs in the palace, but I dare to play prestige with me here? Get the hell out of here! Li Ke directly grabbed his arm, and Li Tai fell to the ground!
"Li Ke! You ......"
"Huh? I am also a relative of the emperor and your elder! Is it not proper to educate you? And also! When you see me in the future, I will give a salute, otherwise, be careful with me...... Hey! After Li Ke finished speaking, he looked at his buttocks! A wicked smile on the face!
"You...... Woo~" Li Tai was suddenly wronged and cried, and Pear Blossom was about to go up to coax him! Li Ke yelled: "Don't touch him!" Let him stand and watch us eat! ”
Li's father and mother were shocked when they saw it, and thought: How did this child become a relative of the emperor? Even the prince dares to fight?
"Cole...... This royal relative ......" Father Li hesitated and still asked!
"Oooh! Nothing! Ha ha! It's nothing...... "Li Ke didn't know how to open his mouth now, so he wanted to speak slowly! How do you know that Li Tai choked up and said, "With His Royal Highness, the imperial sister...... When you get married, you naturally ...... Relatives of the Imperial Family! ”
"What?" "What?"
Mother Li and Father Li were taken aback, and Father Li hurriedly asked, "Ke'er! This...... You're going to marry a princess? ”
Mother Li also hurriedly asked, "I heard...... To marry the princess, this original match needs ...... ......As he spoke, he looked at the pear blossom who was eating with his head down, and shouted, "Ke'er! How did my mother teach you? You're ...... to Pear Blossom like that now."
"Oops! Mother! Things are not what you think, it's like this......" Li Ke told the ins and outs of the matter, and Li's father and mother Li understood what was going on, but Li Ke didn't tell his parents about his and Lihua's injuries and refusal to surrender his wife to concubines, mainly because he was afraid that his parents would be afraid!
Father Li hesitated: "This in-law ...... How so? ”
"Uh...... This one...... The father-in-law knew about this, but the child never went to ask for guilt, just wanted to wait for his father and mother to return and go to visit together......" Li Ke said embarrassedly, mainly because he forgot ......
"Pear Blossom ......" Mother Li walked over, gently touched Pear Blossom's lowered head, and said, "Child! I'm sorry for you...... You can't blame Curr for this! Alas! ”
"Mother! Pear Blossom understands! Pear Blossom raised her head, her eyes were red, and she looked aggrieved! Who let creation make a fool of people?
"Li Ke!" Father Li yelled, so frightened that Li Ke almost sat on the ground, Li Ke asked speechlessly, "Dad!" What's up! ”
"Daddy wants you to swear!" Li Dabao said seriously.
"Swear? What swear? Li Ke asked suspiciously.
"After you marry the princess, you must not snub the pear blossoms, do not abandon them from the beginning, and do not ...... them."
"Good! That's all, swear! After Li Dabao finished speaking, he looked at Li Ke, and Lihua and Li's mother also looked at Li Ke! Only Li Tai, a little kid, looked at everyone in confusion, thinking: How can the content of this oath be beneficial to this Sister Pear Blossom?
"Good!" Li Ke agreed, and then swore an oath......
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"Hey!" Li Ke grabbed Li Tai, who wanted to run out, and said, "Tell you!" Don't run around, there's a tooth out there! Do you know what a human tooth is? ”
Li Tai asked suspiciously: "Of course I know about human teeth, but he doesn't dare to arrest me!" I'm a Datang ......"
"Shut up, you! Do you think anyone would believe it? People sell you to remote mountainous areas, and no one will find you! When the time comes, what should you do if the heavens should not be called the earth's spirits? ”
"Humph! You can find it even at the ends of the earth! Li Tai said unconvinced.
"Huh!" Li Ke smiled and asked, "Where is the end of the sky?" ”
"Hmm...... In the river south of Dengzhou, there is Penglai! If you go to sea, you will be Fuso, and there will be the end! Li Tai said with confidence!
"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death! ”
Li Kexiao's tears are about to come out, this kid is so funny! Li Ke laughed for a while, and when he saw Li Tai's face flushed, he knew that the kid was going to be angry again, so he said, "Wrong! There is no end to this world! The world is round! No! The earth is round! ”
When Li Tai heard it, the word was very fresh, so he asked, "Earth?" What? Where is it? ”
"Where we step under our feet, the earth! It is a shape that is rounder than a duck egg and slightly flattened than the mouth of a bowl! So...... It has no end, and if you keep walking, you will find that you are back to where you came from......" Li Ke muttered about the earth......
Li Tai said in disbelief: "No! I don't believe it! The land under my feet belongs to my Datang! How can it be earthly? ”
"You ...... Sand coins! What my brother-in-law said is true! And what's more...... Do you know why apples fall to the ground and not to the top? You know...... "The more Li Ke talks, the more energetic he becomes, and the happier he becomes...... But forget that he is not a modern child, but a prince of the Tang Dynasty......