Chapter 180: Brokeback Mountain
Rong Yuzi nodded and said: "Yes, the latest results released by the Provincial Animal Association last year, the scientific name gave an ugly name like 'dove falcon', I don't think it is as good as calling it 'bird doll'." At that time, a large number of experts came to our Jishan, and it is said that there were also countries from the country. So many of them stayed here for several days, trying to catch a bird doll, but unfortunately they were all big fools, and they used all kinds of fishing nets and mouse traps with great effort, and they couldn't catch a single one. After scaring away most of the bird dolls, he finally set up a net in the lotus pond and trapped the two greedy little ones. ”
The sound of "chirp" sounded again, this time more urgently, but at the same time a little faint. Rong Weicheng brushed aside the branches, stepped gently into the ginseng ground, and carefully approached the place where the sound came from. Rong Yuzi said with a smile: "Second brother, you don't have to waste your efforts, you can catch it, and I will give you the head of the regiment tomorrow!" Hee-hee. Rong Weicheng turned around and "shhhh
Lin Han was afraid of alarming him, so he asked in a low voice, "How did the experts catch those two bird dolls in the lotus pond later?" Rong Yuzi said: "What two, in the end only caught one and ran one." The one caught is still dead. Lin Hanqi said: "Why did you die?" Rong Yuzi said: "That little thing is very clever in the water, and it is more slippery than a fish, so it is really difficult to catch." The experts finally got anxious, so they brought the battery, connected the wires, and tried to stun the little guy. I don't know if it's a lot of power or how it drips, and it's already dead when I fish it out. Lin Han choked and said, "It's a pity! ”
Suddenly, a series of "chirp" wails continued to sound, and the sound was very desolate. I saw that Rong Weicheng's whole person was plunged into the field, his shoulders kept shaking, and the screams were accompanied by the amplitude of his movements, as if he had really been killed. Lin Han and Rong Yuzi watched with bated breath, and they didn't know if Rong Weicheng could completely catch this bird doll who dared to "provoke" him in the end. Rong Yuzi was still more curious, and the one foot deep and one foot shallow had already followed into the ground and walked behind his brother. Rong Weicheng heard footsteps from behind, and he didn't look back, and shouted in a low voice: "Get out quickly, be careful to step on my ginseng seedlings!" Frightened, Rong Yuzi froze his body suddenly, not knowing whether to continue moving forward or retreating.
Rong Weicheng knelt on the ground on his knees, slowly straightened his waist, and his hands formed a "cover" shape that did not separate, due to the long time with his head down, his face was red from the blood flowing down, which would slowly pant and adjust his breathing. Rong Yuzi was pleasantly surprised: "Caught? Rong Weicheng showed a sunny smile and said, "Caught!" "Yay! Second brother, you are so good! Rong Yuzi was about to jump up happily, but suddenly her eyes rolled, she looked at her brother with bad intentions, and said suspiciously: "Are you lying?" That thing can't be caught at all! You lie! ”
Rong Weicheng ignored him and shouted to the little soldier in the distance: "Go back and find a lunch box, fill it with a small amount of water, and the speed should be fast!" One of the fighters agreed and ran down the hill as fast as he could. Rong Yuzi no longer doubted it, jumped in front of his brother with a grin, reached out to pull Rong Weicheng's palms away, and said in his mouth: "Show me, show me." Rong Weicheng broke free from her entanglement, and said angrily: "Don't mess around first, if you finally catch it, don't let it go again." "Get up and walk out of the field.
Lin Han helped him sweep the dirt and blades of grass on his body, and said, "Second brother, how big is this bird doll?" Rong Weicheng looked down at his hands and said, "It's injured, otherwise I wouldn't be able to catch it, why did I call it so evil." Lin Han was taken aback and asked, "Where is the injury?" Rong Weicheng said: "It should be the legs and tail, the light under the ginseng seedlings is not good, I can't look carefully, but it is still very flexible and difficult to catch." ”
The orderly is a clever character, and instead of bringing a military green iron lunch box, he found a plastic transparent lunch box specially packed for a high-end hotel, with a shallow layer of water inside. Rong Weicheng squatted on the ground with a few people and said, "I shouted one, two, three, when I threw it in, remember to quickly close the lid, remember?" The little soldier looked very nervous, as if facing a great enemy, swallowed his saliva and said, "Ready, come on." His eyes were fixed on Rong Weicheng's hands.
I only heard Rong Weicheng shouting: "One, two, three!" Then he shook his hands into the lunch box. The little soldier was so excited that he shook his hand with the lid of the lunch box and wanted to close the lid as soon as possible. Due to the excessive force, he did not cooperate well with Rong Weicheng, and this time it happened to touch his raised hand, and with a "whoosh", the lunch box lid flew out several meters in response, and pierced into the ginseng seedling field crookedly. The eyes of the people present followed the trajectory of the flight of the lunch box lid, and they were dumbfounded.
The bird doll that had fallen into the lunch box was indeed injured, and its two hind legs and tail were all broken at the root, but there was not much bleeding. The frightened bird dragged its broken body and quickly climbed around, and as soon as it stood up, and without retreating support, it immediately slid down. "Chirp" screamed a few times, and suddenly the legs in front of him were forced, and they suddenly rose into the air. This jump was so high that he had completely broken away from the prison of the lunch box and landed on the shoulders of Lin Han, who was squatting on the side.
Lin Han was caught off guard, sat down on the ground with an "oops", instinctively stretched out his right hand and patted it, the bird doll reacted quickly, and had already avoided his attack, and flew around his right shoulder. Lin Han was still about to catch it again, and his eyes were dark, and a huge black shadow pounced on him, but it was Rong Weicheng who even used the hungry tiger in training to pounce on food, and the moment before the bird doll was activated, Lin Han's shoulder was finally buckled by him. However, the price of the two people was still very miserable, and Lin Han was completely pressed under Rong Weicheng on all fours. Because he didn't have any preparation, and his legs were "naturally" divided, Rong Weicheng was in a hurry to run to the bird doll, lying on his body without any scruples, maintaining this posture and not daring to move, and turned around and shouted: "Go and pick up the lid of the lunch box." ”
Rong Yuzi's already radiant big eyes saw this scene, and he was even more shocked. Then, as if thinking of something, he covered his mouth with his hands and laughed out loud. She seemed to be born to laugh, and this laugh did not stop, and gradually the laughter became more and more uncontrollable, and the flowers and branches trembled. inadvertently muttered a sentence in his mouth: "Second brother is so mighty...... Haha, what about you two performing Brokeback Mountain...... Hahaha. Lin Han's face turned red, the movie "Brokeback Mountain" has still been heard, depicting the ambiguous "comrade" relationship between many men, Rong Yuzi now says the name of this movie, obviously meaning something, because he and Rong Weicheng's indecent posture thought of that layer.
This time, Lin Han was embarrassed to get up, and he struggled to get up and stand up. Rong Weicheng squeezed him fiercely and shouted, "Don't move, wait until the lunch box is brought over...... Hey, you have a lot of strength in this arm......" Before he finished speaking, the person had already risen into the air, and was completely lifted out by Lin Han a few meters away. The bird doll was free again, jumped up and fled for her life, how could she be reincarnated in life, but this jump was extremely coincidental, and it fell into the lunch box again!
After all, Rong Weicheng reacted quickly, and immediately shouted: "Look at the hair, quickly cover the lid!" The orderly who picked up the lid of the lunch box woke up like a dream, and he also flew into the ground, smashing heavily on the ground, and at the same time, the lid in his hand finally accurately covered the target. Then the military hat fell off in embarrassment, and it bounced and rolled into the small dirt ditch next to it.
Almost at the same time, several people let out a long sigh. In order to capture this bird doll, everyone was tossed on their backs in an instant, and even the remake of "Brokeback Mountain" was brilliantly staged. Lin Han sat up and looked at Rong Yuzi, who was still smiling, and didn't know what to say. This girl is really bold and dares to say whatever comes to mind. It can also be seen from the side that her personality is straightforward and a little wild. Lin Han even remembered a very funny sentence on the Internet: Women are like newly grown limes, very green on the outside and yellow on the inside.
Rong Weicheng didn't stand up at all, sat cross-legged on the ground and threw Lin Han a cigarette, took one in his mouth, and said angrily: "What did the stinky girl say about Broken Pen Mountain, Broken Ink Mountain, and laughed like a mental illness, is it really sick?" He shouted angrily at Lin Han: "You too, where did you come from so much strength to resist, I don't want to kill you, what is there to be afraid of......" After all, he has been in the army for a long time, and he has not been involved in many entertainment projects, and this movie that makes Rong Yuzi reverie and makes Lin Han blush has never heard of it, so he seems very puzzled and angry.
Rong Yuzi really couldn't hold back her joy, chuckled again, pointed at him and said, "Second brother, second brother, you are getting more and more out, what can I say about you, hehe." Lin Han stood up, reached out to drag Rong Weicheng, and apologized: "Second brother, are you okay, I was a little anxious just now......" Rong Weicheng jumped up with the pull of his right hand, and looked back and praised: "I didn't expect you to have such good strength, if you go to boxing, you are definitely a good hand." ”
Lin Han's heart moved, just now he overturned Rong Weicheng, but he didn't actually summon Feimang, but just relied on his own strength. But the strength of the right arm is still highlighted, which may be caused by Feimang's long-term invasion here, from the beginning of helping Grandma Li move and lift the flower pot, Lin Han has been aware. It's just that I never thought that in just a few days, even if I didn't activate the flying light with my mind, the power that this arm had accumulated by itself would still grow by leaps and bounds, and it would increase day by day. If there is Feimang to help him again, it is just used for boxing, Rong Weicheng really underestimates himself.
Rong Yuzi carefully picked up the lunch box of the bird doll imprisoned in the ground, looked left and right, and teased with her hand through the box board from time to time. Squinted at Lin Han and the two of them, and said, "Second brother, the clothes have rolled into mud monkeys, why don't you go back and change a set, you can also find a suitable training uniform for Lin Han." We didn't swim in the landscape, but we saw it, and we caught this bird doll, and the harvest was more than expected. Rong Weicheng looked at his watch and said, "It's not too early, go back and fix it and just start eating, let's go." ”