286, Dress-up and Transformation, Painful and Happy Fang Er (6000 words)

After talking about things, Don turned around and left, taking with him a thousand muskets and ten artillery pieces with him.

In terms of quantity, a thousand flintlock muskets are not much, but in reality, only ten can be held in one box, and a whole hundred boxes pull ten wagons! And the ten guns, all towed by four-horse wagons.

Covered with a red cloth was a giant who was dragged along the streets of Chang'an City, allowing those Baixin to look sideways.

What's in here, it looks so big!

When the carriage arrived at the Suzaku Gate, the city gate guards did not allow the Tang River to enter, of course, it was also a green light to the Tang River, and the captain of the city gate guard who was on duty today personally took the place of Tang River and went to the palace to report the matter of transporting weapons to the emperor.

Without any prior report, the abrupt delivery of weapons would not be pleasing to others if it were replaced. But who is on the Tang River, a good son-in-law on that dog day! His Majesty Li Er didn't say a word, and immediately the old eunuch took the hundred horsemen to help transport it.

The old eunuch and Tang Heshang had a tacit understanding under the Suzaku Gate, and there was no greeting. This kind of nominally escort is actually monitored, and Tang Lao Sida is not disgusted in his heart, which is a very common thing in the era of the supremacy of imperial power.

At noon, the Eagle Yang Guardhouse!

Twenty carriages lined up in a long line, and in front of them were two horses, one old and one young, on their backs. The old man is smashed by the old eunuch group, and the teenager is naturally on the Tang River.

On the right side of the carriage was a row of knights in silver-white plate armor, and they were officially brought by the old eunuch.

Turning over and dismounting, Tang Heshang said to the sentry at the gate of Ying Yangwei: "Go and pass on Cheng Chubi or Li Zhen and tell them that Tang Shilang is looking for them!" ”

"Whoa!"

The sentry of the Eagle Guard saluted the Tang River, turned around and walked into the guardhouse. The sentry knew Tang Heshang, and he had a few encounters when he was a naval instructor, and he knew that he was a general with a high rank.

When the sentry reappeared in front of him on the Tang River, in front of the sentry were three military attachΓ©s wearing the standard equipment unique to the Eagle Yang Guard.

It is now the three lieutenant generals of Yingyangwei, Li Zhen who is in charge of the reconnaissance unit, Cheng Chubi who is in charge of the assault force, and Fang Jun who is in charge of the heavy army!

It has to be mentioned that so far, Yingyangwei has only set up three lieutenant generals, and there are no generals and generals on them. That is to say, Zhonglang will already be the supreme commander of the Eagle Yang Guard.

Fang Lao Er, whose body is completely opposite to the background of the civil official's family, grinned and said: "Tang Laosi, what style blew you here?" Can you tell me, since we dropped out of the East Palace, except for the New Year's holidays and when you have a request for us, when have you set aside time to play with us? ”

Fang Er's statement made Tang Heshang a little embarrassed, he was right, since everyone had their own affairs, there was no time to sit down and drink some wine like before.

It's a pity, it's called growing up!

Tang Heshang wanted to line up his chest and say: Hammer! Tonight, Lao Tzu invites you to drink, call Li De Award, Wei Chi Erleng, Cuiyun Building or Splendid Pavilion, you can choose! If you're still not satisfied, let's plow this Pingkang Fang again tonight!

It's just that I have a marriage contract now!

The quasi-old man is still the emperor's kind!

"Ahem!"

Donald Laosi coughed dryly and said, "Isn't this busy?" Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to get together? By the way, Fang Er, you just know that Lao Tzu, this year, have you ever gone to the gunpowder supervision to find an award-winning trick? ”

Tang He's rhetorical question made Fang Er touch his head in embarrassment.

There is no doubt that Fang Er must have never been there!

"Mallet!"

Cheng Chubi, who was in the gang, glanced at Fang Lao Er, and he said: "Don't weigh how many catties and taels you have, you are looking for Donald Si to quarrel, when did you win?" ”

Listening to Cheng Chubi making fun of himself, Fang Jun rolled his eyes and said, "Cheng Yan, which side are you on?" We're in a trench right now! ”

"That's it!"

Li Zhen almost couldn't hold back his laughter, he said: "What a trench and two trenches, let's be buddies from childhood to adulthood, what are you doing with this." ”

After speaking, he turned his head to Tang He and said, "Shiro, why do you want to come to Yingyangwei today, and what do you have to say, say what the brothers will do for you!" ”

"Hey!"

Tang Laosi shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "Okay, you Li Zhen, you have to carry a gun and a stick!" In total, I, Donald Laosi, are looking for you to do something, right? ”

"Right!"

Without waiting for Li Zhen to answer, Cheng Chubi said: "It's not that we think, but you are indeed like this." From childhood to adulthood, you have climbed the wall to my house, then to trick us into going to Saibei, and finally to the navy training, you really have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace! ”

Get!

Tang Heshang rolled his eyes, pretending to turn around and said: "It turns out that I, Tang someone, is looking for you if there is a bad thing in your heart, and I never think of you when I do good things!" In that case......

Tang He, who had already turned his back, patted the box containing the flintlock musket and said, "These new weapons, then I will pull down the navy!" I thought that if I had a good thing, I would give you Eagle Yangwei first, but it turned out that Tang was so unpopular! Let's go! ”

New weapons?

For the Eagle Guard?

Cheng Chubi and the three of them glanced at each other and communicated:

He's pulled it over, so he shouldn't be going like this, right?

No, you don't know Donald Si yet? I bet that in less than three breaths, Donald will turn around and come back!

Let's count them together?

Good!

Three!

Two!

One!

Well?

In his sight, Tang Heshang did not turn around and come back as his brother imagined, but directly turned over and got on the horse and said: "Go, cross the imperial city, and go out from the east gate!" Old man, I have to trouble you to send the kid on a trip? ”

Tang River's request, how can the old eunuch not be allowed?

With a slight clamp on the horse's belly, the old eunuch's horse moved its left front hoof!

This Nima is really leaving!

"Slow!"

Li Zhen jumped out all of a sudden, blocked the horse on the Tang River and said, "Tang Laosi, you are too careful!" Brothers, just kidding, wouldn't it be that all the equipment that was originally for us was taken away? ”

"Are you kidding?"

"Yes!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Oh! Actually, I'm kidding, these equipment are not for you! ”

Don River on the face of playfulness!

Cheng Chubi clenched his fists: "I was wrong!" Shiro, we were wrong! ”

"Yes, yes!"

Fang Er and Li Zhen nodded one after another: "We were wrong, we shouldn't make this kind of joke!" ”

"That's pretty much it!"

Tang Heshang rolled his eyes and said, "For the sake of your apology and sincerity, I forgive you!" Let people come out and move things! ”

"Oh, yes!"

Cheng Chubi and the three of them nodded hurriedly and arranged for someone to go.

The old eunuch on the left side of the Tang River had a little nostalgia on his face, once upon a time, he and his companions would also make such innocuous little jokes!

The words were divided into two ends, and the three of Cheng Chubi, who were excited to enter the guard, roared in unison: "Erlang, there are things at the door!" ”

Like hungry wolves, the soldiers of Eagle Yangwei ran to the door with a loud noise.

The wooden boxes were carried into the guard by the soldiers, and the ten big ones covered with red cloth ...... It was too heavy, and it was pulled in by a horse-drawn carriage.

The old eunuch and the hundred horsemen also gave the order and turned to leave.

Tang Heshang naturally followed Cheng Chubi and them into the guard.

A hundred boxes were piled up to form a hill, and ten giant behemoths covered by red cloth were like guards on the hill.

One thousand eagle guards stood in twenty phalanxes, the phalanx faced a hundred boxes, and at the front of the phalanx stood four people, three of whom wore eagle guard-style military uniforms, and they wore two-bar three-star epaulettes on their shoulders, and the other was wearing a round-necked T-shirt and straight-leg pants, and the sweatshirt was embroidered with the emblem of Chang'an College.

The four did not go through any communication and did not have to communicate. Tang Heshang, who was wearing a round-neck T-shirt, walked out directly, and he said, "Tell me!" ”

"Coax!"

The sound of the soldiers standing up was like a roar.

"Take a break!"

Tang He said: "Brothers of Ying Yangwei, don't blame me for speaking on behalf of your three generals!" This is an opportunity for Tang to speak in exchange for these things behind him! Otherwise, with the virtues of your three generals, I am afraid that Tang will be kicked out long ago! ”

"No!"

"No!"

"No!"

The soldiers of the Eagle Guard replied with a smile!

"It won't be good!"

Tang Heshang stretched out his hand and pressed it, and continued: "These things are the latest equipment of Datang, maybe some of you have already guessed what it is, but I still have to talk about it!" ”

Tang Heshang turned and walked to a box, pried open the cover with a shovel, took out an object made of wood and iron, and said, "The first one is this flintlock musket!" I will only talk about the usage once, and the craftsmen of the Powder Supervision will explain it to you later. When the time comes, just listen carefully for yourselves! Look at it now! ”

When the words fell, Tang Heshang put the gunpowder bag and bullet from the muzzle of the gun into the tamper, and then pulled the trigger at the sky!

"Bang!"

A faint smoke erupted from the muzzle of the gun, followed by a sound!

Many soldiers with good eyesight felt that they had seen a flash of silver shoot into the sky.

This is a musket!

As Datang's first special operations sequence, of course they have all heard of the musket. And I didn't hear it from anywhere else, it was my own general!

Now looking at the physical objects, looking at the things in General Tang's hands, the eyes of the soldiers are full of fire, if it weren't for the discipline of ordering and prohibiting it has already taken root in everyone's hearts, I am afraid that the soldiers would have rushed up and snatched up the weapons!

In fact, it was not only the soldiers, but also the three of Cheng Chubi, who were one step behind Tang He, all of them had extremely hot eyes.

"Everyone, before the gun is fired, there is one thing you must remember, the muzzle of the gun, never aim at your comrades!"

Admiral Tang He hung the gun on his shoulder, and he said solemnly: "Now, the costume change begins!" Take the company platoon as a unit, step forward to get the gun! ”

"Row in a row, turn right, start walking!"

"Two rows in a row, turn right ,......!"

One by one, the soldiers gave a military salute on the Don River and took away flintlock muskets.

A thousand people, it took nearly an hour and a half just to get guns!

When all the soldiers had finished receiving their flintlock pistols, there were only two flintlock pistols lying in the box.

Li Zhen's eyes were quick, and he snatched one in his hand at once.

Fang Er also stepped forward quickly, and Cheng Chubi, who was half a beat slower, suddenly lost the best chance to grab the last gun. There's no way, it's half a bit of a bad room, and I can't squeeze the tank of room two!

Seeing that Fang Er was getting closer and closer to the box, Cheng Chubi made a move and used the stunt he had seen on the football field of Chang'an University - a sliding flying shovel!

Fang Er only felt as if he had tripped over something, and fell to the ground!

Cheng Chubi didn't care about the stunned expressions of the soldiers, he took three steps and two steps to catch up, and snatched the last gun in his hand!

"Cheng Chubi! You shitty day! ”

Fang Er was angry and scolded while patting his body.

Cheng Chubi didn't even look at Fang Er, and looked at the gun in his hand to himself.

The soldiers in the audience wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and they were very suffocated.

And seeing Cheng Chubi like this, Fang Er really wants to fight with Cheng Chubi, an unkind guy! Don't think that martial arts are better than my Fang Jun, I'm afraid of you, if you talk about strength, you Cheng Chubi is a scumbag!

But now, aren't the soldiers all watching, Cheng Chubi can be shameless, anyway, his family has genetics, but my old family can't be shameless!

Thinking about this, Fang Er turned to Tang River with a look of grievance, and he said, "Shilang, Cheng Yan bullied me!" ”

"Hmm!"

Tang Heshang hummed and said, "I saw it!" ”

See?

Fang Er was stunned for a moment, does this mean that?

didn't wait for Fang Er to ask, only to hear Tang Heshang smile and say with relief: "Don't worry, I left you other things, and I promise to make Cheng Chubi greedy!" ”

"Really?"

Fang Er was overjoyed and couldn't help but say, "Shiro, you're still good to me!" How can you repay me for doing this? ”

Pledge in person?

Listening to Fang Er's words, Tang Heshang couldn't help but shudder, Lao Tzu doesn't have the habit and hobby of repairing tanks!

"Don't! We're all buddies, no! ”

Tang Heshang hurriedly walked towards the giant wrapped in red cloth, he grabbed the corner of the red cloth, pulled hard, and the black steel giant suddenly appeared in everyone's eyes!

The six-foot-long, four-thousand-pound cannon immediately attracted everyone's attention. Compared to the gun and the heavy artillery, it is almost like the grandson of the grandson!

Fang Er was short of breath, and he said, "Tang...... Tang Dynasty...... Tang Shilang, this ...... This...... It's mine? ”

"Don't!"

Cheng Chubi handed the gun in his hand to Tang Heshang, and he said: "Shiro, give me this thing, I'll return the gun to Fang Er, I promise you, never rob Fang Er's things again!" ”

Li Zhen also said with red eyes: "Shiro, this thing, give it to me, give it to me!" ”

"What do you guys do?"

Fang Er stretched out his arm all of a sudden, trying to protect the cannon behind him like a hen guarding her cub. No, to be precise, Fang Er is like a chick guarding a hen!

He said, "Shiro, don't listen to them! Cheng San's guy is rushing into battle, can he rush up with this thing? There is also Li Zhen, he is engaged in investigation, this thing is such a big one, it is not conducive to concealment, and it will harm him if he is given! ”

Fang Er's words made Tang Heshang a little surprised, this Nima is still a bad talker?

Very organized, the arguments are correct, and the arguments are sufficient!

"I can transform!"

Cheng Chubi patted his chest and said, "Fang Er, didn't you want to exchange with me for a long time?" You give me this artillery, I give you the assault battalion, I'll go to your heavy battalion! ”

"Don't change!"

Fang Er shook his head, with a look at me, are you stupid?

"Give it to me!"

Li Zhen tempted: "Erlang, my reconnaissance battalion is the most elite of our Eagle Yangwei, you will definitely not suffer if you exchange it for me!" ”

"Shut up!"

Fang Er and Cheng Chubi turned back together and said, "With your body, your little strength can walk in heavy armor?" ”

The soldiers of the reconnaissance battalion and assault battalion who were still standing in line not far away had a big shadow in their hearts, and they were sold as goods by their own commanders!

The Tang River, which is standing on the side, is also full of black lines!

This Nima, the big movie of the brother wall caused by ten cannons is playing?

The bloody military plot!

"That's it!"

He rubbed his eyebrows and said, "Don't fight! These ten guns were originally intended for the heavy battalion! This thing is too heavy, and the Heavy Battalion is the best place to use it! However, these ten guns are not simply given to you, I want you to promise me one condition! ”

Listening to Tang Heshang's words, Li Zhen and Cheng Chubi looked sad, like mourning!

Fang Lao Er is like a chicken pecking rice, he said: "Don't say one condition, it is ten conditions, even if it is against the principle, you want me to give you a bed!" ”

"Get out!"

Greeting Fang Er was Donald Si flying a kick!

Looking at the soles of his feet that were getting closer and closer, Fang Er instinctively wanted to straighten his chest and bounce back on the Tang River. But in front of him, Fang Er relaxed the muscles of his whole body, and directly took a kick from Tang He.

There's no way, if you anger Donald Si, he won't give me this big guy a lot?

Anyway, Donald Si's silver-like pewter gun head doesn't have much strength.

"Shut up if you can't speak!"

Tang He gritted his teeth and said, "Listen! This artillery, it's not like you put the ammunition in it and it's over! Tomorrow, a craftsman from the Powder Supervisor will come and teach you how to use the cannon! However, you have to figure out how much gunpowder to fill and how much to adjust the angle!

What I can help you with is to call the three brothers Li Ke over tomorrow to teach you arithmetic! You have to make sure that you learn the arithmetic carefully and that in the end, you can't make more than five moves for each shot! At the same time, the heavy troops must elect gunners, and each gunner needs to learn artillery control techniques!

Fang Er, you're not stupid, you just don't like to read! But this time, I said ugly things ahead, if you don't meet the requirements, don't blame me for pulling all ten cannons away, and not one of them will be left for you! ”

Study?

Or arithmetic?

Fang Er never dreamed that Tang Heshang's request to himself was like this! This Nima ......!

Fang Er's face is a little ugly!

"What's wrong?"

Tang Heshang sneered: "I just want a cannon, don't want to learn? No problem, just say it. Cheng Chubi is stupid and can't learn, Li Zhen's brain is easy to use! You can swap with him! ”

Cheng Chubi's eyes widened when he heard this, and he wanted to refute it, but after thinking about it, it was reading! Count! Count!

Li Zhen's eyes lit up, and he was so broad!

"Don't!"

Fang Erlang hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "I'll learn!" Mission completion guaranteed! ”

"Hmm!"

Tang Heshang snorted, no longer paid attention to Fang Er, turned his head to Li Zhen and Cheng Chubi and said, "From today on, Ying Yangwei has begun to transform!" Li Zhen, your reconnaissance battalion can stay still for the time being!

Cheng Chubi, your assault battalion must be transformed from assault to non-stop fire! Don't practice on horseback and charge to kill, draw out a part of the equestrian good to form a lancer! At the same time, a part of the heavy battalion personnel of Fang 2 was dispatched to form a firepower network and carry out five-stage shooting and three-stage shooting training!

Fang 2, you leave some manpower as artillery and part of the manpower as arch guards, so you can train the vehicle formation and train the position defense! At the same time, the battlefield methods such as treacherous thunder and traps must be learned!

I have three training syllabuses here, you take them down and follow the training, and then practice together! By the end of the year at the latest, combat effectiveness must be formed, can it be done? ”

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Li Zhen and the three of them saluted together!

Tang Heshang said no more, turned around and walked out of the Eagle Yangwei.

The soldiers who got their guns, but didn't get bullets and gunpowder, held their guns in their arms one by one, and were afraid that they would be damaged!

Following the tail of May, June came on time.

The three brothers of Li Chengqian had an additional task while studying government affairs in the court every day, that is, to teach arithmetic knowledge to the soldiers of Yingyangwei.

Don't say it, under the influence of Fang Er, the soldiers of the heavy battalion are very enthusiastic about learning! In three days, they successfully learned addition and subtraction within ten!

As a military officer, Fang Er has maintained a leading role in learning! He was already one step ahead of the soldiers, and he had successfully memorized the multiplication and division tables within ten!

Of course, the cost of maintenance is also quite large, and every night Colonel Fang has to spare three hours to read aloud in his room!

This made Cheng San'er and Li Zhen next door very dissatisfied, and on the third day, they were preparing to move to the dormitory!

Fang Erlang, who only sleeps three hours a day, doesn't feel pain for the time being, because as long as he passes in front of his cannon every morning, Fang Erlang will immediately come back to life full of blood!

The hard work pays off, and with Fang Jun's insistence, a month has passed, and he has successfully learned many arithmetic knowledge such as addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of four digits, four operations, etc., of course, multiple one-time equations are still a little obscure.

Of course, under the leadership of Fang Er's spirit, the progress of the soldiers of the heavy battalion who used artillery as a pool of blood was also considerable, which completely proved that interest is the best teacher!

However, when the parabola appeared in the sight of Fang Er and the soldiers!

It's hard for everyone!

The multivariate one-dimensional equations are still very obscure, and they suddenly come into contact with binary quadratic equations, and their brains are not exploded?

It's not something that can be solved by memorization, it's an understanding of the equation, an understanding of the concept!

Even if he moved the small blackboard into his room and wrote and drew on the blackboard every night, Fang Jun's solution to the parabola was difficult to improve.

Keep trying, in exchange for constant failure!

The beard began to burst out on Fang Er's face, adding a touch of masculinity to the original stupid big man and a touch of decadence!

When the next day, Li Ke and Li Tai solemnly proposed to Fang Er that they must solve the parabolic study within three days!

Fang Jun only felt like his brain was going to explode!

If it weren't for the cannon that had never been fired, if it weren't for the love for the giant in his heart, Fang Jun felt that this kind of painful and happy thing really didn't want to hold on anymore!