Chapter 311: Returning Home in Embarrassment
Miraculous achievement! Lin Han inadvertently verified the magical breathing ability of the bird doll he had been longing for for a long time, and he was in ecstasy! All the conjectures have not gone the wrong way, and all the efforts have not been in vain! At this moment, he has grasped the erratic vitality even more, and has taken a solid step forward from the successful road of self-redemption!
When he raised his head and was exposed to the air again, Lin Han still felt a little uncomfortable. The cells responsible for supplying oxygen stopped working in unison, and the two respiratory systems began to switch rapidly, and the air inhaled from the nose again was not as pure and comfortable as the oxygen obtained from the stinky ditch.
But this is nothing, and this flaw is negligible compared to a major discovery breakthrough. Lin Han became sexual, simply sat back in the water, lay down, got up, and experienced while pondering, trying to control another "god-level" ability. The black muddy and dirty water that flows from time to time on the body, where is the leisure to care about it?
When it was about to get dark, Lin Han reluctantly left this ditch, which he regarded as "Tianchi" in his eyes. The excitement and joy gradually faded, and the thoughts returned to normal, which calmed down, and immediately shouted: "Not good! "Reaching into his muddy pocket, pulling out his phone, crying bitterly.
That very ordinary touch phone, of course, is not a high-end product. There are no functions such as waterproof and dustproof, so if you soak in dirty water for most of the afternoon, where is there still "life"? Lin Han found that the mobile phone had been turned off, and he eagerly pressed the power button, but there was no response at all. Obviously, the phone doesn't have his ability to breathe against the sky, and he is already "whining and mourning".
That's not all, when Lin Han looked down at his style, he was really taken aback! The clay figures in the primitive tribes suddenly emerge as a metropolis with a high concentration of human civilization...... This eye-catching news headline, Lin Han thinks that if he puts himself on himself, and then attaches a decent photo, he will definitely make the headlines of tomorrow's newspaper.
Black mud is all over the place, the stench is all over, and the face is unrecognizable, is this still a person?! Even if he knows the roots, it is dark at this time, and if a "kind" suddenly appears on the road, he will definitely be scared half to death.
If the phone is damaged by blisters, the family will definitely not be able to get in touch with him. Lin Han believed that Ji Xiaoting, Shi Jia and others must have called him countless times, and in view of the disappearance incident last time, they were suddenly unable to contact him now, so they might be worried and cranky again.
What can I do? Lin Han walked forward while thinking about it, and suddenly took off his shirt, crumpled it up, and threw it directly into the grass on the side of the road. Although the bare skin inside is not black, it is still vaguely recognizable as a "human shape", which is better than the T-shirt that has been soaked.
The street lights suddenly turned on, and the city lighting time under the unified management of the municipal department began, Lin Han looked at the light bulb that was not yet fully electrified, and subconsciously walked to the edge of the grass under the roadbed. It's easy to do in the dark, as soon as the street lights are on, he will be "exposed", this person is too big, he can't get out.
The manicured lawn is neat and simple, and it looks green and full of life. Although the workers who manage the lawn are no longer there, they still do Lin Han a great favor! The automatic sprinkler located in the middle of each lawn was forgotten or started at a regular time, but it was not turned off, and it shook its head and sprayed water around.
Lin Han was overjoyed when he saw this thing, ran over to see left and right to see if there was no one, and lowered the head of the opponent, and the water column rose to the sky, and slowly weakened as the water pressure weakened.
Such a water potential is also sufficient. Lin Han took off his trousers, leaving only one trouser and began to blatantly wash up the "open-air bath". There's no way, the situation is forced, and now I can't care about it so much. In order to restore the "original true body", in order to go home and reunite, now a group of people are gathered around to watch, and Lin Han will not have the slightest timidity, and he will not be mistaken.
The water used to irrigate the lawn may not be clean, but it is a trickle of water compared to the dirty gutter. Lin Han kept holding water in his hands on his body, rubbing his head up and down. After that, I took out the wallet and phone key in my pants and started washing my pants again.
The black mud soup flowed everywhere, except for the back that couldn't reach it, Lin Han saw that his front and legs had almost been washed; The pants have also returned to their true color after being rubbed over and over again, and although the stench is not removed and cannot be dried, they can always be worn on the body to cover their shame.
Walking on the road in briefs, it is estimated that there is not much difference between running naked and naked, at least the attention and return rate of passers-by will be very high, and Lin Han certainly doesn't want to be in the limelight. At best, shirtless, he was barely acceptable.
The closer you get to the city, the more vehicles and pedestrians gradually increase, Lin Han finally found a grocery store and called Shi Jia on a landline. Told him that his phone was broken and that he was on his way home.
Shi Jia said: "Sister Ting and Xiaoyu came back early in the morning, and they were very anxious if they couldn't contact you, so they went out to find you, Sister Ting said that you might be in the Public Security Bureau." ”
Lin Han chuckled in his heart, it seems that there is no benefit in lying, and he may have to be exposed now. Shi Jia said again: "Mr. Wang received a very urgent call in the afternoon, he wanted to go to the capital headquarters for a meeting, and he couldn't get through your call, so he found me. Say he'll come home and come back to see you in two days. ”
Lin Han said: "Then I'll call Xiaoyu them, you wait for me at home." Hurriedly dialed Ji Xiaoting again. Sure enough, after the phone was connected, she was anxious and asked him where he was.
Lin Han asked rhetorically, "You went to the Public Security Bureau to find me?" ”
Ji Xiaoting said: "I've been there, but everyone has already gotten off work, and I can't find anyone to inquire at all." ”
Lin Han relieved his heart and said, "I also came out a long time ago, and Mr. Sun's case still has not progressed...... Later, I found out that the phone was broken, so I went to the electronic market to buy a new one, who knew that I met an old classmate, chatting and forgetting the time...... Now take a taxi and go back. ”
Ji Xiaoting asked, "Then did you buy a phone?" ”
Lin Han said: "I originally wanted to buy it, but then I found out that I didn't like the style or anything, and I wanted to go with you again tomorrow." He went around in a big circle, and finally reluctantly justified himself, and told her and Xiaoyu to go home quickly and meet again.
This peace report is over, and Lin Han finally has the bottom of his heart. When I got to the street, I finally got a taxi and drove home.
When he entered the house, Shi Jia happened to come out of the kitchen, and when he saw Lin Han's image, he was stunned in place, and then wrinkled his nose: "Brother Han, you ...... How did you get this way? What does this smell like...... Where does the smell come from? ”
Lin Han didn't care to say much, went directly into the bathroom, and hurriedly asked, "Are the two of them back?" ”
"Not yet." Shi Jia was full of doubts and followed: "Brother Han, what did you do?" Why aren't you wearing clothes? ”
"It's good that I didn't come back." Lin Han quickly took off his pants and threw them on the ground, thought about it and took out his wallet and put it aside, and then pushed Shi Jia out: "Stone, when they come back, don't say that I came back like this, just act as if nothing happened...... I'll explain it to you when I have time, remember? You go out first, I'm going to take a shower. ”
Shi Jia nodded blankly and went back to the kitchen.
Lin Han turned on the shower to adjust the temperature of the water and began to wash wildly. This time the conditions were enough, he washed extremely meticulously, shampoo and shower gel were applied all over his body over and over again, until he could no longer smell the smell of dirty water and stinky mud.
When you put on your bathrobe and look in the mirror, you will be satisfied. I picked up my wallet and put it in front of my nose to sniff, and I couldn't help frowning, and the stench on it came from there. After thinking about it, I took out the documents, banknotes, and bank cards that were already wet inside, wrapped them in a clean towel, and surrounded the pants and trousers on the ground and the smelly shoes that I took off, and stuffed them into a big black plastic bag and tied them tightly.
Lin Han heard a noise and human voices at the door, and knew that Gong Yu and Ji Xiaoting were back, so he shrank in the bathroom and did not move. Hearing the bow asked, "Brother Shi, where is Brother Han?" Shi Jia responded: "I'm taking a bath...... He came back and said it was hot. ”
Gong Yu muttered, "This man has no heart and no lungs!" We looked for him in the sun for a long time, and it was very hot! He went to take a shower as if nothing happened. Lin Han covered his mouth and snickered, saw the switch of the exhaust channel, and pressed it with his hand, so that the smell and steam in the bathroom were quickly pumped out.
Gong Yu and Ji Xiaoting went to the bedroom to change clothes, and Lin Han quietly slipped back to his room. He poked the large plastic bag in the corner, and the towel-wrapped items quickly stuffed into the bedside. I opened the closet and found an undershirt to put on, then changed into new underwear and a pair of loose sports shorts.
After doing this, Lin Han picked up the black plastic bag and came to the door, and shouted to the back room: "I ran out of cigarettes, go out and buy a box." Without waiting for the others to reply, he hurriedly turned around and went out of the room. He deliberately walked a few dozen meters away, discarded the plastic bag at the garbage bin of another house, then clapped his hands and walked home.
As soon as he entered the door, Gong Yu just came out of the bathroom and gave him a blank look: "Wear slippers when you go out, and when you come back, you will step on the ground...... Please, Brother Han, cherish the fruits of other people's labor, okay? She received a call from Ji Xiaoting, saying that Lin Han had lost contact again, and immediately rushed home worriedly, and she was anxious to find Ji Xiaoting for most of the day, and finally had a false alarm. Seeing Lin Han leisurely and comfortable as if he was nothing, the anger in his heart was a little uncomfortable.
Lin Han laughed dryly, scratched his head and said, "It's me who is bad, it's me who is not good...... I went to change for a pair of slippers. With that, he walked over to the shoe closet and took a new pair of slippers to change on his feet. Gong Yu sighed and said, "Let's eat." He turned and walked into the kitchen.
Shi Jia covered up very well during the banquet, not mentioning that Lin Han went home first, but just ate with his head bored. This made Lin Han satisfied and sighed, it turned out that this kid's acting skills also had two hits. He pretended not to mention things in his heart, on the surface, what is the difference between his usual straightforward appearance?