685 quid pro quo
"Wait a minute? Cell phone? Film? Think about it~ It seems that this should be able to fool the emperor? ”
As I was thinking about the power supply and the engine, it suddenly occurred to me that the Emperor might be attracted by the video on his phone, and in this case, he might be able to encourage His Majesty the Emperor to open the door and allow me to carry out this plan to sell the gold cave in Chang'an City......
After all, when I heard from the shopkeeper of the restaurant that His Majesty the Emperor would come here several times a month, I realized that His Majesty the Emperor didn't just come to this restaurant because he was greedy. Because he has summoned small pots and spoons into the palace to cook several times. If you say that~ It must be because His Majesty the Emperor is bored to pass the time and be lazy!
If it's really similar to what I thought, then I just need to use it to attract his attention more~ that is, the movie, maybe it's really okay......
It's just that, considering that His Majesty the Emperor's vision is definitely not comparable to my little maids. Therefore, the film he watched must not have any scenes that will leak the afterlife, otherwise after being watched by His Majesty the Emperor, he will definitely not think that it is really the fairy world, and it may cause other trouble.
So I plunged headlong into the mall and started rummaging through the videos stored on the computers at the mall's digital counters. You'll have to pick the ones that won't get you in trouble.
"Well~ Journey to the West will definitely not work~ After a few years, that 'Tang Seng' really brought back the scriptures from Tianzhu, and it will be troublesome to be turned over by others! Qing palace dramas and the like are even worse~ Huh? Why is there a TV series about Wu Zetian here? I'm going~ This thing must not be exposed~ Wait a minute, the grass must have seen it, and the mandarin ducks and ducks are inevitable~ I won't see other maids too~ No, I have to warn them when I turn around, and I can't spread the content of the video I saw......"
I searched for a long time, but I didn't find a single film that could be shown to the current emperor, but I found a lot of films and TV series that 'as long as they are seen by people of this era, they will definitely thunder'. Including films such as the legend of Zhenguan Zhizhi and Wu Meiniang, if this thing is exposed, it will be a big trouble...... This is not something that an immortal disciple can explain clearly. Especially the TV series about the Zhenguan period......
After rummaging for a long time, I really couldn't find a suitable movie and TV series! After I found out that these things must not be given to the emperor, I began to consider whether to cancel this plan, and in my future plan to sell the gold cave, should I cancel the movie theater plan...... But after recalling the scene of using a projector to fool the Ana people and their tribe on the grassland, I was a little reluctant to make this plan, after all, this is really a plan for a million profits! There are a lot of low-power projectors in the mall, and I can even start it with a power bank. If that's the case~ It's just a few self-made videos and then playing, it will definitely cause a sensation in Chang'an City...... "Huh? Homemade video~ Ah! I remember! ”
It occurred to me that if these movies were not suitable, then I had some videos that I had shot myself, maybe which could be used to appeal to His Majesty!
And when I think of this, I'm going to ask Mandarin Duck and Duck and Nie Xiaoqian to see which of them has the right video in their hands. If not, hurry back to your Zhuangzi. Xiaoling, who has always loved selfies, and Dacao, there may be a lot of selfie videos in their hands!
It's just that if you return to your home from Chang'an City and then return, it will be a bit of a waste of time, at least you can't mention this matter to the emperor who is having dinner today......
I don't know if it's my luck, or if today's plan is destined to come true~ After I asked, I was surprised to find the performance video of 'King Qin's Breaking Array Music' that I had watched from Nie Xiaoqian's mobile phone at the celebration banquet! This is supposed to be a video that I filmed at the time and passed it on to the other maids, so that they could open their eyes and enjoy the royal performance. I didn't expect that so much time has passed, and Nie Xiaoqian still has this video in her mobile phone! The original video I recorded at the time, after I passed it to Dacao, was lost along with my phone......
"Good luck, then I'll use this to attract Your Majesty's interest, and I'm proposing that I want to build a gold cave~ No, I can't mention the gold cave, treat Your Majesty, I have to say a different thing~ Oh yes, let's just say that it's about developing intelligence and increasing knowledge! Well! I remember when I was a kid before I crossed over, I saw a lot of 'arcades' using similar slogans...... Hey! Use this as an excuse to fool Your Majesty, maybe it's really okay! I muttered silently in my heart while transferring the video from Nie Xiaoqian's phone to the tablet.
After all, it is something to arouse the interest of His Majesty the Emperor, so you can't use your mobile phone, the screen is not big enough, and it is not conspicuous enough!
In fact, the best solution is to use projection. But it's not suitable for this in a restaurant. After all, there's no power here!
"I can only use this to make up for a while, but unfortunately there is no bigger screen!"
After preparing these, I had a whim, maybe I can make a PPT out! After the video on the tablet attracted the emperor's attention, I showed him a PPT about the plan to sell the gold cave. Including floor plan schematic diagrams and the like, fill in the GIFs and text casually~ Hehe, anyway, a simple PPT is not difficult to do. This may have directly attracted the interest of His Majesty the Emperor!
Thinking of this, I immediately ran back to the digital counter of the mall and started the process of making PPT.
Although I didn't learn these myself, it's too easy to make a PPT now, and I drew a picture of the floor plan and the like in Cheng Yanjin's study. Now as long as you use your mobile phone to take a picture and send it to the computer, you can add it directly to the PPT. After casually taking some beautiful pictures from various galleries, plus I found a few good stores in the mall and took them, I quickly got the PPT ready...... Although from the perspective of later generations, the PPT I made is not even as good as the after-school works of many primary school students~ But it should be more than enough to fool the ancients! I didn't see that I also used a lot of bells and whistles rainbow fonts, plus all kinds of gifs that blinded me...... Although those patchwork GIFs have nothing to do with what I'm going to talk about. But mixing in can make this PPT more fancy and dazzling......
As soon as I came out, I found that His Majesty the Emperor seemed to have just eaten and drunk and was about to leave. This is just the time for me. If it's too late, someone might leave......
"Your Majesty ~ I ~ cough cough! The villain suddenly has a plan to report to you......" I said after stopping His Majesty, who was about to leave. It's also fortunate that I am in my own restaurant, and the guards who secretly protect Your Majesty all know me, otherwise I just dared to stop Your Majesty's behavior~ Maybe I will get into trouble because of this.
"This is ~ Huh? Why am I in there? His Majesty the Emperor said with a shocked face after watching the video on the tablet.
Before I could explain, I was preemptively explained by the eldest princess Xiaoli, who came with His Majesty the Emperor......
"Dad~ This is the treasure of Xiao Hei's master, I can record what I have seen! And it's not just the scenes of the mortal world, but even the fairy world......"
Xiao Lizhi explained casually, and even took out a mobile phone inlaid with gold jewelry from her pocket~ When did this girl have a mobile phone? I've forgotten about it......
Seeing Xiao Lizhi also take out her mobile phone, I suddenly realized that there may be a video in Xiao Lizhen's mobile phone that should not be seen by the emperor! After all, she used to hang out with my maids.
But luckily, I secretly leaned over and glanced at the video that Xiao Lizhi played to His Majesty, only to find that Xiao Lizhi did not play a movie to the emperor, but showed some various landscape videos taken when she and I went all the way to the grassland before...... But this also let me know about Xiao Li's mobile phone, but I gave it to her a long time ago.
It's just that I didn't expect the video in Xiao Lizhi's mobile phone to attract the attention of His Majesty the Emperor even more, and the various selfie videos taken by Xiao Lizhi and the various scenery photos on the grassland trip have deeply attracted the attention of the emperor. So I quickly took the opportunity to open the PPT in the tablet as well. While playing, he explained to His Majesty the Emperor.
Including how to put His Majesty the Emperor's heroic posture and his mastery of the Qin King's Breaking Array Music, as well as His Majesty the Emperor's dance with other court bigwigs at the celebration banquet at that time, I praised it a lot, and then talked about the preparation for the construction of an entertainment facility, an entertainment project that can allow more people to appreciate the majesty of the Emperor and the beautiful melody of the Qin King's breaking array music: it is a large cinema and theater.
One of the things about the theater, in fact, in this era there are also some similar buildings. For example, performances such as 'Gong Fun' actually have a stage similar to a small theater garden. So this theater was easily understood by the emperor.
It's just a little more troublesome to explain this 'theater'. To be honest, at that time, I really wanted to take His Majesty the Emperor directly into the warehouse and let him see with his own eyes what a large-screen projection film is. After all, the RV Xuanjia Iron Award in the warehouse has a power supply.
However, I didn't do it because I thought about the mystery of 'Bai Yujing' and whether it would cause trouble if I took the emperor on a trip. It was only after His Majesty glanced at the schematic diagram and described that this 'theater' was actually an enlarged tablet, that the Emperor barely understood what I meant. Although I always felt as if he had listened to my explanation, especially after saying 'enlarged tablet', it was obvious that he had misunderstood something......
"Li family boy, what are you going to do? Is it just for fun and ~ to earn gold? His Majesty said after looking at the schematic diagram and the floor plan I had drawn again.
"Yes! Your Majesty, I really just want to add some entertainment to Datang, these are the most popular items in 'Bai Yujing'!" It's not just theaters and cinemas~ there's more to it than that! They can not only enrich the spiritual life of our people in the Tang Dynasty, but also 'develop intelligence'......" I continued to use Bai Yujing as an excuse to fool around.
His Majesty the Emperor was obviously more interested when he heard me say Bai Yujing. But he hesitated for a moment and said with a smile: "Then~ Why do I always think that you just want to make some gold!" Ha ha! But it's understandable, after all, you're ~ cough cough! ”
Listening to the emperor's meaning, it seems that he is not against it! It's just that this unfinished sentence seems to indicate that he really knows that I need gold very much...... It seems that every time I was wrong before, the people in the imperial court must have known a lot about the 'inheritance of things'!
"It's just ~ boy, do you know that between the squares of Chang'an City, there is actually no place for you to open this~ What kind of 'entertainment place' is this! Also, it's impossible to buy an entire street and change the houses on both sides. The structure of Chang'an Li must not be changed! Otherwise, you go to build such a ~ a building next to your Zhuangzi? There seems to be a bit of vacant land in Lantian County! ”
“……!?”
After I listened to the emperor's suggestion, I was a little flustered~ Let me go back to Lantian County to build the Pinjin Grotto? Such a remote place, although it is very close to my home, but if it is so remote, how can I make money! My goal is the richest group of people in Datang~ But almost all of these people are living in Chang'an City. If I build the Pinjin Cave to Lantian County, then at most, there will be occasional people to join in the fun...... Want to make money? That's going to be hard!
"Your Majesty ~ this~ can't you really let me do it in Chang'an City? Even if it's a small alley at a high price, it's okay! I tried to pray.
"That's hard, isn't it? But ......" When the emperor said this, he suddenly lengthened his tone, and then showed a 'faint smile' and continued: "But it's not that I can't agree, but if I want to agree to this matter, you can help me solve a troublesome matter......"
"Huh? What's the matter? "As soon as I heard that the emperor's tone had changed for the better. So I quickly asked.
"Actually, it's not a hassle for you. Or rather, you've already helped me with half of it. But I~ ahem, I still hope that you can use the ability of 'Bai Yujing' to solve this matter cleanly......" His Majesty the Emperor said with a serious expression.
"Actually~ it's still a matter of food. Although you have offered a 'divine object' to solve the famine in the future, the amount of food in the entire Luoyang City is still not enough for the people of the city to survive this year in peace!" Now he has been giving most of the grain that was originally going to be sent to Chang'an from the surrounding area to Luoyang. But if this continues, the food in Chang'an City will also be on the verge of danger! ”