Volume 2 Military Horse Xiao Xiao Chapter 67 Cut and boiled meat to eat
"There are wizards, there are wizards who want to enter the city and harm people, arrest them!"
At such a time of chaos, just now their own army was fiercely calculated by the enemy, and the soldiers defending the city heard that this calculating person was a wizard who would curse people, so they were quite afraid of this witchcraft.
Now it just happened that this little guy came to the city gate, and he had never seen this person move his hands and feet, he was usually rough and bold buddy, but he suddenly behaved like this, and he was so enchanting that he looked like a slender woman.
is still a woman with a fox demon and a charm.
All the small soldiers concluded that this little guy must be a great wizard sent by the enemy country to murder General Biao.
With such advanced sorcery, General Hurricane will definitely die in evil.
Without saying a word, the guard immediately grabbed the man and prepared to cut down the handsome little guy with a knife.
Just as the knife fell, a small guard stopped the guard officers and soldiers who were laying the knife.
This person is very clever, and told everyone that this is a great wizard sent by the enemy country, and if we can personally hand it over to the black-robed military advisor, we will make a contribution.
In this way, presumably the military advisor was happy, and the wine and beauty were all rewarded, which was not much more delicious than cutting the wizard in this way.
Later, I will stain this knife and myself, and I won't get anything.
As soon as everyone heard this, they put away their knives, and this cut off a person who was tired and panicked, and it was so comfortable to make a few pots of wine and hug a few beautiful women.
So several officers and soldiers tied up the little guy and led him to the general's mansion in the city.
Seeing that the guard had no killing intent, the little guy also dispersed the true qi in his body.
If it weren't for the young soldier's persuasion, the guards put away their knives, and before the knife fell on the little soldier's body, there would have been a few more corpses outside the city gate.
"Madam, don't go, come, let's spend the night together......"
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In the side room in the general's mansion, Feng Jiaojiao almost cried and mourned like a zombie, and her eyes were about to burst out.
"Zhenxiang!"
Hao Yu muttered softly on the bed, and in a blur, he actually wrapped his hands around Feng Jiaojiao who pounced on Hao Yu, but he was stunned to think that Feng Jiaojiao was Li Zhenxiang.
"Report, military advisor, catch a wizard!"
"Get out, don't bother me, or this master will kill you!"
"This ......"
Feng Jiaojiao saw that this guy didn't leave, she was stunned that her gold teeth were up and down, and she was crawling on the ground with a vase and wanted to smash the head of this messenger boy into flowers.
Since ancient times, those who have turned over from salted fish have not been afraid of death.
The younger you are, the more courageous you are.
This little soldier, seeing that he did not reap any benefits, was bold and knelt down to show his sincerity.
In this way, it is natural that the vase cracks and the head blooms.
Salted fish can never turn over.
With just one knock, the soldier's head smashed open.
The creep knows that good people don't die, bad people don't die, only stupid people do.
So, the little soldier turned: "Strategist, maybe this wizard is clever in witchcraft, and can use fantasy witchcraft to save the general, and maybe he can also manipulate people's hearts, as the military advisor wants!" ”
Just when another colored porcelain was about to smash on the little soldier's head, Feng Jiaojiao stopped her hand, ordered someone to give the little soldier a jar of wine, and ordered someone to go to the Qinglou to grab a charming daughter and give it to the young soldier.
Regardless of whether this wizard can come back to life, what this little soldier said just now made Feng Jiaojiao have an idea, if he can make the general wake up, he can also make the general change his mind, and forget that damn slut, it is worth dying.
Feng Jiaojiao is happy, since she is happy, she will be generous.
Of course, the little soldier touched his bleeding head and looked happy, and ran on tiptoe to receive the reward outside the house.
"Tie up the wizard!"
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The little maid knelt in front of Feng Jiaojiao.
"That man, save me, otherwise, chop you up and give him a medicine!"
The little guy didn't care about the general on the bed, but looked at Feng Jiaojiao's pale face: "Girl, why are you so badly injured, come, the little guy will take the pulse for you, so that you can use medicine, girl, you have to use a miracle medicine for this condition, a few days ago, I developed a new special drug, a golden pill, this medicine uses all my pharmacological skills, absolutely the only one in the world, the little guy has never been used, the girl is so blessed, come, you are the first to use it!" ”
"Slap" a fragrant slap slapped the little guy's face.
The little guy covered half of his handsome face and was ashamed: "Girl, don't hit anyone if you don't try!" ”
"Smack!"
"Test the medicine!"
"Smack!"
"You and I are the test subject!"
"Smack!"
"Why don't you go find a partridge!"
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"Are you saving this person or not, if you don't save it, the car will crack if you don't save it, and you're too lazy to talk nonsense!"
Immediately, Feng Jiaojiao began to call people, preparing to drag this little guy out and put him to death.
The little guy called this Feng Jiaojiao to dissipate her anger, and went to bed by herself to check the pulse of the general.
Suddenly, the little guy was shocked that there would be such a proficient person in this world, and there was no solution to the poison in the world.
This Feng Jiaojiao saw that this little guy was so surprised, so she continued to pounce and cry, presumably this little boy must be a liar, and the general has no way to live.
Feng Jiaojiao was furious, and the car crack was no longer enough to calm Feng Jiaojiao's anger at this time, so she ordered the soldiers to punish this handsome son to Ling Chi, and she swore to cook and eat the meat of this liar piece by piece.
The little girl didn't listen to the girl's words, took out a packet of medicinal powder, stuffed it into the general's nose and mouth, and rubbed it desperately.
Feng Jiaojiao saw that this little guy was abusing the general, and slapped her head and face, making the little guy's nose blue and swollen.
Suddenly, the general stood upright and hugged Feng Jiaojiao, who was beating people.
Such a tender hug warmed Feng Jiaojiao's heart.
"Girl, don't be angry, this poison, no one in the world can solve it, except for the little guy, the little guy's poisonous skills, the world's must, although this poisoned person has some skills, but carving insect skills, carving insect skills!"
Feng Jiaojiao looked at this little guy and was silent.
"So, girl, do you want to try the new medicine we developed, Bao Zhun will make you fluttering like a fairy, like a fairy!"
Another fragrant palm slapped on the little girl's head.
"Report, does this little guy still need to take it out to cut the meat?"
"Get out!"
The minions retreated.
"What's your name?"
"The little guy's surname is Teng Mingli, and he is the medicine man of a medicine village on the mountain opposite Li City!"
"What are you going to do down the mountain?"
"Come down the mountain and find a girl!"
"Who?"
"Immortals!"
"Since you are an immortal, how do you look?"
"Compared to you, you're much better-looking!"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
A slapping sound resounded in the side courtyard of the General's Mansion!
"I'll cut off the old doctor's head later, and you will stay in our army as a military doctor!"
Seeing that the military advisor was going to cut off the head of the military doctor, Teng Lili was so frightened that his eyebrows straightened, but he still let himself go to find the fairy, and he would thank the girl for her favor in the future.
"Come on, drag this little guy out and cut the boiled meat for me to eat!"
"No!"
The small soldiers dragged Teng Juli out.
"Presumptuous, you dare to be rude to a dignified military doctor!" Teng Weili shrugged his shoulders and shook the minions away.
"The little guy is a dignified military doctor in Xibang, who dares to cook the little guy, military advisor, do you say yes or no?"
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