Chapter 50 Can't avoid a few drops of shhh

Yan Qi got his wish and lived in a small courtyard.

This kind of independent courtyard was originally prepared for the veteran-level family members of the Lin Mansion, or the employees who have made significant contributions to the Lin Mansion, are eligible to move in.

Yan Qi entered the Lin Mansion for less than a day, and with his sharp teeth, he actually obtained the treatment of the old family of Yuan, which is really incredible.

The family members are also envious, jealous and hateful of Yan Qi.

In the evening, Wang Zhibai and Sun Sheng came to visit the door, brought their own drinks, and had a small gathering with Yan Qi.

The three of them formed a small clique of their own.

Wang drank the wine straightforwardly and gave Yan Qi a thumbs up: "Brother Yan, you are still powerful, you see how arrogant Zhang Wencai is, and you still can't get off the stage." I drank wine, but no one was convinced, so I supported the wall, and then, I also served Brother Yan. ”

Sun Sheng also drank and blushed, and slapped the table fiercely: "Zhang Wencai is a villain, our Liangzi is finished, Brother Yan, you have to be prepared, he won't stop there." ”

Yan Qi waved his hand arrogantly: "What are you afraid of, three stinkers, one Zhuge Liang, the three of us are not only not stinkers, but also three talents, why don't you top two Zhuge Liang?" As long as our brothers are of the same heart, we will definitely be able to break Zhang Wencai's roots. ”

"Well said, Brother Yan, in the future, the two of us will be the only one who will be Zhan."

Wang Zhibai, Sun Sheng, and Yan Qi drank happily.

It wasn't until midnight that I went back drunk to rest.

Yan Qi drank wine, stood on the windowsill on the second floor, looked up at the bright moon in the sky, raised his wine glass, and began to chant poetry again because of interest.

"When you sing about wine, life is geometric! For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past. Be generous and unforgettable. How to solve the worries, only Du Kang. Qingqingzi groans, you ...... my heart"

He sang for a while, suddenly urinated, unbuttoned his pants and shh......h

"Bastard!"

Suddenly there was a coquettish shout from under the window.

A red figure was an arrow from the string out of the creeper under the window, the charming figure drew a graceful arc in mid-air, swooped up to the second floor, grabbed Yan Qi down, and the sharp sword was against his neck.

It was the red-robed woman.

Yan Qi is so embarrassed, he hasn't lifted his pants yet, 'Xiao Yanqi' is still blowing the wind outside, and what's even more disturbing is that he has only half urinated, and half of it has been held back, which is uncomfortable.

"I said beauty, can you not be so reckless next time, I only peed half of it, and half of it was held back, which is quite bad for men, you know? If I have prostatitis, I'll settle accounts with you. ”

Where does the woman in the red robe understand what prostatitis is? With a blushing face, the sword was against Yan Qi's chest, he shook his wet hair, and his red lips were tightly pursed: "Stinky rascal, did you deliberately trick me?" Want to die? ”

Yan Qi secretly lifted his pants up, lest Xiao Yan Qi go away, and argued unconvinced: "Where did I fool you?" You can't talk properly, it's not raining outside, why is your hair wet? ”

The red-robed woman was ashamed and indignant: "It's not a good thing you did!" I want to kill you now. ”

"What did I do?"

Yan Qi suddenly came to his senses, he was standing on the window on the second floor just now, and he was shouting.

The trickling stream, could it be that it was poured on the body of the red-robed woman?

No way!

Yan Qi was dumbfounded, it wouldn't be so coincidental, but he couldn't stop snickering in his heart: You little girl also has today, this is called a urine bath, Seventh Brother rewarded you, do you know?

However, looking at the charming face of the red-robed woman full of anger and sparks spewing out of her beautiful eyes, you know that she is extremely angry, and she will kill people if she disagrees.

Let's say something nice, this little tiger is going crazy.

Yan Qi deliberately made a very embarrassed expression: "Oh, beauty, I really didn't mean to, I drank wine and shhhh ”

"However, last time you hid under my window and were drenched in water, this time you are hiding under my window, you are so fond of stealing. Voyeur? Also, how can you say that you are also a martial arts master, you can dodge knives, guns, bones and sticks, can't you dodge a few drops of boo? This is not scientific, it seems that your martial arts are really average, and they are not at the level of the stream. ”

Yan Qi's ridicule put all the responsibility on the head of the red-robed woman.

In terms of eloquence, the red-robed woman can't match Yan Qi.

"I repeat, number one, I'm not stealing. Peep, second, do you dare to doubt my martial arts again, believe it or not, I poke two holes in you and let you feel it? ”

"You don't have to poke holes in me."

Yan Qi hurriedly shook his head: "I just want to know, your martial arts are so good, why can't you avoid booing?" ”

"I ......" the red-robed woman is so depressed.

She had actually been lurking around the courtyard for a long time, but Wang Zhibai and Sun Sheng were drinking with Yan Qi, and it was inconvenient for her to go in, so she hid in the grass and listened to Yan Qi and others blowing water while regulating her breathing.

After a while, she heard Yan Qi chanting poetry.

"When you sing about wine, life is geometric! For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past. Be generous and unforgettable. How to solve the worries, only Du Kang. Qingqingzi groans, you ...... my heart"

The red-robed woman listened to the obsession and selflessness, this poem was so tasteful that it distracted her, even if Yan Qi was booing, she didn't notice it until the trickle dripped on her body.

Although the red-robed woman knew that Yan Qi didn't mean it, and everything was her own 'self-inflicted', but when she thought that her hair and body were drenched with Yan Qi's urine, she felt so ashamed that she was home.

Could it be that Yan Qi is the nemesis of my life, why am I bullied by him every time?

Obviously, I have martial arts, but I was tricked.

It's infuriating!

Yan Qi hurriedly changed the topic: "Beauty, you are all wet, will it be very uncomfortable?" I think, you might as well take a shower first, I have a bathroom here, it's very modern, after you wash it white, it will naturally be comfortable. ”

This suggestion is very tempting to the red-robed woman, who loves to be clean.

Stained with Yan Qi's urine, he died of discomfort.

The red-robed woman was embarrassed, shy, and angrily glanced at Yan Qi: "You wait for me, come out and settle accounts with you, I'll take a bath, you are not allowed to peek, otherwise you will gouge out your eyeballs." ”

Yan Qi waved his hand disdainfully: "I'm going to shhhhhhh ”

The bathroom was steaming and the sound of rushing water could be heard.

This voice has a natural allure, and Yan Qi wants to get a glimpse of it.

However, thinking about the sharp sword in the hand of the red-robed woman, forget it.

Moreover, he still doesn't understand, the red-robed woman has been washing for half an hour, and she hasn't finished washing, does she really regard this place as her own home?

Or is she deliberately seducing herself?

Squeak!

While Yan Qi was thinking nonsense, the bathroom door finally pushed open.

The woman in the red robe walked out dressed in a man's clothes.

This dress was put by Yan Qi in the bathroom to change and wash, but he didn't expect it to be occupied by the red-robed woman.

Yan Qi glanced into the bathroom, and found that the clothes of the red-robed woman were placed on the stool, and the red corset was also obscene. The pants are also lying there.

Yan Qi glanced back at the red-robed woman, and snickered in his heart: The corset and the obscenity. All your pants off? So, she didn't wear anything inside?