"My lord! Do you have something on your mind? ”

Da Zhuang looked at Li Ke sitting on the steps, holding a sparkling wooden stick in his hand, and biting into his mouth from time to time, biting and smoking!

"Huh? Oh! Big strong! Whew~"

Li Ke spat out a puff of cigarette and continued: "What can this official have on his mind, wait for Tianheng here!" ”

Da Zhuang said suspiciously: "Didn't Tianheng be with adults before?" ”

Li Ke nodded, and said with a smile: "The official asked him to take a bath, the smell of sweat all over his body, how can he go out with the official!" By the way, you're the first team member this official has formed! You have to train well, don't lose face as an official! ”

"Please rest assured, your subordinates should be self-disciplined and practiced, and they will never lose face as adults!" After Da Zhuang finished speaking, he saw Li Ke nodding, and said, "My subordinates retire!" ”

As soon as Da Zhuang left here, Tianheng over there came out! Don't say it, this day Heng looks pretty good! Very sunny and handsome, the sunshine here is not comparable to the modern men who chirp!

I didn't pay attention to it before, but now Li Ke feels that Tianheng looks like a person, and that person is the modern star Wu Yanzu! If Tianheng cut his hair off, it would be more like! It's just that the ancients have always been the parents of the body, so they can't cut it! But not everyone is a modern person like Li Ke, so Li Ke cuts his hair short every time he grows!

Tianheng walked over, bowed to Li Ke, and said, "My lord! The subordinates have finished bathing! ”

"Hmmm! Now it looks much more elegant, not as unkempt and unkempt as before! Li Ke praised it and said, "Let's go!" ”

The two walked out of the mansion, and Tianheng asked suspiciously, "My lord!" Where are we going? ”

Li Ke said: "Go around the shop and see if there are any girls or anything like that!" As soon as Tianheng heard Li Ke's words, he said in surprise on the spot: "What?!" Looking for a girl?! My lord, is this a concubine? ”

Tianheng really didn't have a door to speak, and Li Ke shouted angrily by him: "Accept a ghost!" Lao Tzu went to talk about matchmaking, and found a family affair for the son of the king blacksmith, Sledgehammer! After they get married, they can follow the official to other places, and they can also do things for the official with peace of mind! ”

"I see, I thought my lord was ......" Tianheng stopped halfway through speaking, and Li Ke said: "This official already has three ladies, so he still has the heart to take a concubine!" How?! Why do you think you're ordering me?! ”

Tianheng asked suspiciously, "Huh?!" Point me?! What is Dot Me? Li Ke explained: "It's you who remind me, remind me and let me find you a girl!" ”

Tianheng didn't know that this was Li Ke joking with himself, thinking that what he said was true, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said in refusal: "Ah? This subordinate doesn't mean this, don't misunderstand your subordinates! How can a manly man be trapped by the love of his children? Subordinates have always believed that men can only live chic if they go to the battlefield to kill the enemy! ”

"Hahaha!"

Li Ke smiled and didn't speak, and said in his heart: Now that I know how to go into battle to kill the enemy, if the world doesn't have children! What's the use of you killing? It won't be long before it will either become an empty city or be forced to marry and have children, just like in Japan......

The sudden laughter made Tianheng stop in confusion! Li Ke saw that Tianheng stopped, and then stopped, turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Tianheng asked suspiciously, "I don't know what the adults mean by laughing?" Shouldn't the eldest husband go into battle to kill the enemy and make meritorious achievements? ”

"Go into battle to kill the enemy and make contributions! That's a good point! You only think about killing enemies, have you ever thought about why you kill enemies? Li Ke looked at Tianheng lightly, and said in his heart: You yourself are raised by Lao Tzu, and you still go into battle to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions? Phew! With your broken mouth, if you don't kill the enemy, you will be killed by your own people!

Tianheng didn't have a trace of doubt, and said directly: "Killing the enemy is naturally to defend our dynasty and protect the people of the world from harm!" ”

Li Ke turned around and looked ahead and raised his steps and left, Tianheng hurriedly followed, only to hear Li Ke say: "Not bad! But do you know what this war is about? ”

"Naturally it is an intruder!"

"Uh...... That's right, it's an intruder indeed! However, what do we mean by this? Li Ke had no choice but to change his way, and Tianheng should be able to understand what he said!

"Losses?"

Tianheng thought about it carefully, and hurriedly said: "The loss is naturally people!" By the way, and food! ”

"Hmmm! Fighting a war is naturally a fight to win people, if everyone is like you, they will not get married and have children! So does this country dare to go to war? I'm afraid that after a big war, even if the country wins, it will be difficult to escape the doom! Because they don't know what self-cultivation is, just like the previous dynasties, they are too eager to do things! ”

The meaning of Li Ke's words is just a comparison somewhere, and it cannot be completely compared! But Tianheng is a complete comparison, although there are two things that are similar, but they can't be completely compared!

"It's not that serious, is it? Besides, the imperial court will naturally have a way when the time comes! Tianheng still felt that what Li Ke said was a bit unrealistic, how could a dynasty be without one!

Li Ke said coldly: "Hmph! The current Datang is not the first in the world, and there are some powerful countries such as the Western Turks and Turpan around it, how can it be impossible to be destroyed! Besides, during the Qin Dynasty, the Zhao State was killed by Bai Qikeng, and 400,000 people were killed, which led to the exhaustion of the Zhao people, and finally the country was destroyed! ”

Tianheng muttered: "That's Zhao Guoguo's army, it's not ......" As he spoke, the two of them came to the place where they wanted to come! Luoyang's famous matchmaker, Meng Po! At first, when he heard this name, Li Ke was still taken aback, and thought: This name ...... Domineering!

"That's it! It's here! ”

Hearing what Li Ke said, Tianheng was stunned and said, "What's here?" He looked up and saw a group of people standing at a doorway, blocking the doorway!

Tianheng twisted his head, only to see a signboard standing at the door! It reads the words "Meng Po Leading", and the font is not big but a little small!

"My lord, this is really going to tell the son of the king blacksmith......" At first, Tianheng thought that Li Ke was talking about playing, so he didn't take it seriously! Now that I see that Li Ke is playing for real, I am a little blindfolded!

Li Ke said speechlessly: "If you want to speak well, Lao Tzu is not a matchmaker, Lao Tzu is here to find someone to talk about matchmaking!" The two are not to be confused! ”

Tianheng said with some excitement: "Yes, yes, yes!" My lord! Then let's get inside! It's very lively to watch, and it's definitely fun inside! As he spoke, he pulled Li Ke and was about to enter, but Li Ke broke away from his hand and said, "Can you not be so impatient?" Polite! Does Sven understand? It's a reader! ”

"Huh?! Oooh! ”

Tianheng hurriedly tidied up his clothes and said, "My lord! Do you think I'm Sven now? Tianheng asked Li Ke as he tidied up his clothes as he spoke!

Li Ke nodded and said, "Hmm! It's a little interesting......" After speaking, Li Ke walked up with Tianheng, and at this time, a person suddenly walked out, looking dressed like a servant, only to see him open his mouth and say: "Two adults, please stay!" ”

Li Ke didn't speak, Tianheng walked up to the man and said, "Huh? What's wrong? The man was also polite, bowed down and said, "My lord! This is a place for men and women to marry, and it is a little unlucky for you to carry a knife, so ...... Hehe! ”

"I see......

Tianheng pulled a long sound, and the servant was still smiling at the moment, thinking that Tianheng knew the rules, but how could he know that Tianheng's next words made the guards stunned directly! I only heard Tianheng say: "No! I still have to protect the adults, how can I leave the sword?! ”

Hearing Tianheng call the word "adult", the servant was stunned at first, and then knew that the person behind Tianheng must be either rich or expensive! But I think this person is a little familiar! I thought, "Who is this man?" Why is it so familiar, which number one person is it? Why can't you scream when you reach your mouth?

Suddenly!

A loud voice came, but for Li Ke, this voice was so discordant and infuriating!

"Yo Yo Yo! This is not Master Lee! I didn't expect to meet you here, it's really fate! Does Master Li want to take a concubine or ......?"

Li Ke looked up and said in his heart: I didn't expect to meet this product here, why can't Lao Tzu meet a good person?

This person is also very bad for Li Ke, but he is so cheap that Li Ke hates it! This person is none other than Master Fan! It's just that what Li Ke didn't expect was that the prefect's mansion was gone, what was he arrogant?

There is only one possibility, and that is that he is also relying on the person behind him! Therefore, he is not afraid of Li Ke! As long as he blatantly hurts Li Ke and leaves evidence, then there is no big problem!

Li Ke said coldly: "Hmph! Who should this official be!? It turned out that you were a kid, what?! Itchy skin? ”

As soon as he said this, Lord Fan was furious in his heart, and Qu Tushou overwhelmed him at these times! He knew that Li Ke and Qu Tushou had a good relationship, so he attributed everything to Li Ke, and now he really wanted to pick Li Ke's skin!

Master Fan said fearlessly: "Hmph! Dare to call yourself an official?! You don't even have an official position to farm now, since you still call yourself an official? What a big breath! ”

"Lao Tzu has no time to take care of you today, when Lao Tzu is free, you stupid fork will definitely not be Lao Tzu's opponent!" As Li Ke spoke, he walked towards Meng Po's house!

Master Fan and his subordinates watched Li Ke and Tianheng enter the Meng Mansion, and the guards around him hurriedly asked, "My lord! Now what? ”

Master Fan squinted his eyes and raised his steps and walked forward, saying as he walked: "Follow up and see what the hell this Li Ke is going to do?" ”

……

Qu Guo Mansion

Liu Xialai hurriedly walked into the study, opened his mouth and asked, "Lao Qu!" We didn't show a ghost movie yesterday! So how could the old man die? ”

Qu Tushou said while looking at the book: "That person was not scared to death! At this time, Qu Tushou didn't take the old man's death to heart at all, and even ate a melon seed!

"Why do you act like you're fine? Business isn't for you! Liu Xia came to see his appearance, and said speechlessly, thinking: Could it be that all the children of this rich family are like this? Treat ordinary people's lives as nothing, but Lao Qu is not that kind of person?

Qu Tushou threw the book in his hand on the table and said, "What can Lao Tzu do?" Lao Tzu, I'm not a Da Luo Immortal, can I still save his life? Besides, didn't you tell your subordinates to go! Could it be that he can still tear down Lao Tzu's signboard? ”

Liu Xia said: "Don't even think about demolishing the signboard, they don't have the guts!" It's just that this Zi Mu told me that this is a business...... Just ...... Ay! Why are you going? I'm not done yet! Ay! Before he finished speaking, he saw Qu Tushou running out, and hurriedly chased him out!

……

"Master Li! Ay! Come on, everyone! Master Li is here, Lord Li is here to talk to Meng Po about matchmaking! ”

In the crowd, I don't know who shouted, everyone started to look for it, and everyone on the third floor and the outer three layers finally saw Li Ke!

"It's really Lord Li!"

"Hey! What is Master Lee doing here? Didn't he have three ladies? ”

"Yes! One of them is a princess today! ”

"Oops! Could it be that the princess pressed Lord Li too hard, causing Lord Li to stand it and want to find another concubine? ”

"Don't talk nonsense! This princess seems to be very good to Master Li! It should be that Master Li wants the golden house to hide the Jiaojiao ......"

"You're just talking nonsense! How could this Lord Li be looking for a woman under the noses of so many of us, if I were him, I would definitely look for it quietly...... Ay! Madame I was wrong, let go of my ears ......"

Listening to everyone's nonsense, Li Ke's face couldn't be darker! scolded directly: "Shut up Lao Tzu!" Li Ke's roar directly shocked everyone!

Everyone stood in the courtyard like stone sculptures, and such a loud voice naturally couldn't hide Meng Po's ears! In fact, Meng Po already knew that Li Ke was coming, and when she was about to come to visit, she had such a situation, so she could only stay aside and stare dryly!

Seeing that everyone was standing silently, Meng Po hurriedly came out and said, "My lord! What's going on? ”

Li Ke had never seen Meng Po, he always thought that this matchmaker was like the matchmaker who introduced him to Pear Blossom before, but he didn't expect that this Meng matchmaker was actually a beautiful girl!

However, she is dressed up like the matchmaker Li Ke has seen before, and the makeup she painted is also very old! Li Ke has always had a question in his heart, that is, such an obvious makeup technique, ancient people couldn't see it, they were blind......

In fact, the ancients could also see it, but the main problem was the technique! Some of the paintings are too fake, so you can see it! What's more, ancient people respected etiquette very much, how could they be like modern people without a little rules! Besides, there's no such thing as lying on someone's face!

Li Ke said with a smile: "Auntie! Hehe! It's okay! It's just that there are too many flies, and it's a little upset! As soon as this "big lady" came out, Meng Po's brows furrowed violently, and then slowly unfolded!

"Ah...... Hehe! Not...... It's okay to be fine...... "Meng Po's throat surged, and she said embarrassedly!

Li Ke said with a smile: "Auntie! Heard! The media you said are all the best choices, and this time the official is here to think of you and help you! ”

As soon as these words came out, the people around them seemed to be resurrected, and they talked about each other! Li Ke glared at everyone and swept over, and suddenly it was quiet again!

Only Lord Fan had a sneer on his face, looking at what Li Ke was going to do! He didn't believe that Li Ke was a matchmaker for himself, anyway, he didn't have anything else to do, so just look at the jokes here!

Meng Po held her throat and said, "Huh? My lord, this is ...... Let me tell the adults about matchmaking?! At this time, Meng Po was also a little disgusted with Li Ke in her heart, Li Ke had three wives, all of whom were Oiran among flowers! has such a wife who is still thinking about other women, and it is for Li Ke's wife to feel worthless.

"Huh! I didn't expect Meng Po to think like this, Li, but! Li didn't tell himself to be a matchmaker, but asked you to tell my subordinates to be a matchmaker, what do you think? ”

Hearing Li Ke say that he didn't want the matchmaker himself, but to tell his subordinates about the matchmaker, he was impressed by Li Ke again! Those who can think about their subordinates are all with the right people!

Meng Po nodded and said, "I don't know what the adults are talking about?" As he spoke, he looked at Tianheng beside him!

Tianheng was stunned, and hurriedly said, "Hey! It's not me! It's someone else! ”

Tianheng didn't say anything, but as soon as he said this, Li Ke suddenly said speechlessly: "What? You can't? Can't do your job? ”

"Forehead......" Meng Po looked at Tianheng embarrassedly, as Meng Po specially gave people a matchmaker, how could he not understand what Li Ke meant when he said this, and smiled politely at Tianheng......

Tianheng shouted like a fried kitten: "I can't do it? Why can't I have sex? As soon as these words came out, the surrounding people wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so they could only hold their cheeks red, which seemed to be quite hard!

The people didn't dare to laugh, but it didn't mean that Lord Fan didn't dare to laugh, but I heard Lord Fan laugh and say, "Hahaha!" Master Li's subordinates are really capable people! Ah~ha! ”

The guard beside him hurriedly complied: "Yes! But...... There seems to be an old saying, like things gather people in groups! ”

As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted everyone's ridicule, and Master Fan suddenly changed his face and said, "How can you speak?" What you mean by this is that Master Li can't do it either! So where did Lord Li's child come from? Jumping out of the rocks? ”

Lord Fan's guards were stunned for a moment, and thought that they had really said the wrong thing, so they hurriedly said, "This ...... Please forgive me, my subordinate said the wrong thing! ”

"Hmmm! It's good to know! This must be someone helping Master Li, otherwise how could he have descendants? Hmm~" Lord Fan's words can be said to have blocked his own way, doesn't this mean that Li Ke was given green! Who can stand this, but! Before Li Ke could attack, Tianheng on the side roared: "Presumptuous! Take your life~"

As he spoke, Tianheng stomped his foot violently and immediately ejected out!

The corners of Master Fan's mouth twitched, and he sneered! I saw that he also stomped his foot violently and ejected! The surrounding people hurriedly retreated, how far they could run, how far they could!

"Bang~Smack! Dada~"

"Hey!"

"Yikes!"

"Bang! Click! Yes!! ”

Master Fan was lying on the ground, and there was a roar in his mouth: "Ah!! Hiss! My hand! ”

Lord Fan's guards hurriedly ran over and stretched out their hands to help Master Fan up, but their hands had just touched Lord Fan! Master Fan roared, "Don't move!" Yes!! Don't move Lao Tzu's hand! Lao Tzu's hand is broken! ”

"My lord! We'll take revenge on you and kill him! After the guards finished speaking, they were about to rush forward, but Master Fan suddenly shouted, "No! Don't go yet, go to the doctor!! Go find a doctor! ”

Hearing Lord Fan's roar, the guards hurried to carry Lord Fan! This lift made Master Fan angry, and scolded: "Your ears are blocked by feces? Lao Tzu told you to go to the doctor! Go to the doctor and bring him here! ”

"Ahh Yes, yes, yes! ”

After the guards finished speaking, they were going to go to the doctor together, but this once again angered Lord Fan, who said angrily: "Don't go all, you bastards! Just two people can go! ”

Li Ke was a little speechless watching from the side, he really didn't know where Lord Fan found these immortal guards! All of them are like a fool, without a little brain! Suddenly, Li Ke thought of something, glanced at Tianheng, and said in his heart: Although Tianheng is also ...... But at least a little better than them......

"Your Excellency...... This ......"

Mrs. Meng looked at Master Fan on the ground and the guards on the side at a loss, spread her hands and looked at Li Ke! I want to ask him what to do about this!

But Li Ke said indifferently: "This is what happened in your house, of course you are responsible!" It has nothing to do with this official! ”

"Hey! Why are you like this! It's you...... Yes! As she spoke, she suddenly felt Li Ke looking at her with a wicked smile, and then she was stunned for a moment and immediately knew what was going on, and hurriedly covered her mouth!

Li Ke laughed and said, "I didn't expect it! The famous Meng matchmaker is actually a girl! Hahaha! This lady is a little ...... It's a little tender! Hmm~"

Mrs. Meng then held her throat and said, "You! What do you mean? I don't understand what you're talking about! ”

Seeing her like this, it's like I just don't admit it, what can you bear with me? Li Ke said with a smile: "There is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not......

Mrs. Meng held her throat and said in a hoarse voice: "It doesn't matter if Master Li has anything to say, you are an official, what you say, just listen to the old body!" ”

What Li Ke heard was goosebumps, and even Tianheng on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked directly to the side and tried to stay away from Mrs. Meng!

Li Ke smiled and said, "Hehe! This sentence is that dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, I don't know if Meng Po has heard of it? Mrs. Meng frowned and muttered, "Huh?!" What do you mean? ”

"What do you mean?! Hahaha! That is, a pig, he is afraid of hot water burning him alive! If he dies, he will not be afraid, because he will not feel any pain! Quite like you! ”

Li Ke watched Mrs. Meng's face turn blue little by little, and knew that this Mrs. Meng was going crazy! Presumably she understood the meaning of Li Ke's words!