Chapter 384 No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives
"Master!" Jiang Xiaoyu walked up to Liu Xiaoshan and called out seriously.
"Say!" Liu Xiaoshan hugged his arms.
"You can't let us just rob you like that, can you? We can't beat you, can we? Jiang Xiaoyu said with a wry smile.
"Say whatever you want to say!" Liu Xiaoshan glanced at Jiang Xiaoyu and said.
"Hey, hey, master, look, don't we just stop spending it here? Let's go back to the camp, you give us a holiday until tomorrow morning before the class, let us play freely, what do you think? Jiang Xiaoyu smiled and gave Liu Xiaoshan advice.
"Old Deng, what do you think?" Liu Xiaoshan didn't pay attention to Jiang Xiaoyu, but asked Deng Jiuguang next to him.
"Yes, it's up to them to have the ability!" Deng Jiuguang nodded and said.
"Okay, then I'll give you a holiday, and I'll have classes tomorrow morning, this whistle depends on your ability!" Liu Xiaoshan pinched the whistle and said with a gesture from everyone.
"Let's go, let's go back!"
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within the camp.
Liu Xiaoshan and Deng Jiuguang rested in the dormitory.
Outside.
Jiang Xiaoyu and the three of them sat in the corner under the window.
"How's it going, are you comfortable?" Jiang Xiaoyu glanced at the two people beside him with blue noses and swollen faces, and said in a strange manner.
"Who knew that the master would start to be ruthless!" Zhang Chong said while covering his cheeks.
"This thing can only be outwitted, if you don't listen, you have to do it!" Jiang Xiaoyu said helplessly.
"What's wrong with brute? I just felt the whistle, and if I take one step faster, I'll blow it! Lu Yan said unconvinced.
"Hasn't it been blown yet!" Jiang Xiaoyu said disdainfully.
"Oh, if you want me to say, it's really no fun, the master is too powerful, what a trick? I won't talk to you, let's go, you can grab it yourself! Zhang Chong sighed, covered his cheeks and got up and left.
"Hey, I don't want it anymore, stinky fish, you can do your own research!" Lu Yan also got up and left as he spoke.
Jiang Xiaoyu blinked, looked at the backs of the two back and forth, and then, looking in the direction of the training ground, he said with a hum in his mouth: "Hmph, pretend, hehe~"
At night.
In the dormitory, Liu Xiaoshan, Deng Jiuguang, and Jiang Xiaoyu slept in their respective beds.
"Haven't you come yet?" Jiang Xiaoyu didn't fall asleep, but waited for something.
Outside.
Lu Yan took a riot stick from the hall on the first floor of the first company and walked back to the dormitory.
When he arrived at the door, Lu Yan was about to open the door lightly.
"Hey~" A deep voice came from the side.
Lu Yan hurriedly turned his head in a panic, and in the corner next to him, Zhang Chong was carrying a kitchen knife.
"Bald? I'm telling you, I'm going to be ruthless, don't get in the way! Lu Yan threatened softly.
Zhang Chong gestured with a kitchen knife: "I'll tell you, don't grab the whistle with me today, be careful that I cut you!" ”
"Just you? Let's go back and peel potatoes! Lu Yan said disdainfully.
"Let me tell you, no matter how high your martial arts are, if you are afraid of kitchen knives, I don't believe that you can't get a whistle!" Zhang Chong waved the kitchen knife in his hand and said.
"Then you just wait, I'll go first!" Lu Yan didn't want to grind with Zhang Chong here.
"No, why did you go first?" Zhang Chong asked stunned.
"Haven't you heard of first-come-first-served? If you hadn't called me just now, I would have gone in! Lu Yan said with a glare.
"Okay, then you go first!" Zhang Chong said with some lack of confidence, after all, it was indeed as Lu Yan said just now.
"Humph! The whistle is mine! ”
Lu Yan didn't forget the stinky fart, turned around and pushed the door and walked in.
"Ah~Ah~Ah~"
Zhang Chong then went in.
"Ah~Ah~Ah~"
Jiang Xiaoyu lay on the bed and watched Zhang Chong and Lu Yan go up to deliver food with a smile.
"You two calves? What's the matter? Do you want to kill people? Yes? Forget about the riot stick, Zhang Chong, you even took out a kitchen knife? You're really good at it, you... Liu Xiaoshan sat on the chair and squirted incessantly at Lu Yan and Zhang Chong, who had a blue nose and swollen face.
"Master, I was wrong~"
Zhang Chong and Lu Yan obediently admitted their mistakes.
"Go to sleep, toss in the middle of the night!" Liu Xiaoshan scolded after scolding enough.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Zhang Chong and Lu Yan climbed onto their beds, quickly took off their clothes, and lay on the bed like a good baby.
"Humph!" With the resentment of being woken up, Liu Xiaoshan got up and returned to his bed, lay down and fell asleep again.
Around three o'clock in the morning,
Jiang Xiaoyu sneakily got up from the bed.
Jiang Xiaoyu stood directly on the ground barefoot, well, there was no sound when he walked like this, and then bent down, picked up his shoes, and untied the shoelaces.
Jiang Xiaoyu grabbed the shoelaces with both hands and plucked them (den, four sounds), pursed his lips, and walked towards Liu Xiaoshan's bed step by step.
Walking to Liu Xiaoshan's bedside, Jiang Xiaoyu gritted his teeth, bent his waist, stretched his hands forward, and strangled his shoelaces directly around Liu Xiaoshan's neck.
"Ah~" Liu Xiaoshan's whole body collapsed in an instant, and his hands quickly grabbed the shoelaces, making his neck less uncomfortable, and he wanted to break free of Jiang Xiaoyu, but he couldn't use force on his side, so he could only stalemate like this.
"What's wrong?"
Deng Jiuguang, Lu Yan, and Zhang Chong were awakened and saw this terrifying scene, but fortunately they knew that Jiang Xiaoyu was for the whistle.
"Master, where is the whistle?" Jiang Xiaoyu is out of the way, as long as he can get the whistle, he will do everything.
Liu Xiaoshan did not speak.
"Say it quickly~" Jiang Xiaoyu was a little scared, you say it quickly, you can't be so deadlocked.
"In my shoes~" Liu Xiaoshan said casually.
Jiang Xiaoyu instantly spread his carry, twisted his body, and went to the other side, directly picked up Liu Xiaoshan's shoes, and then got together, and quickly ran to the corner.
"It's broken!" Zhang Chong and Lu Yan's hearts sank, and they quickly turned over and got out of bed, and they were about to rush over.
"Bang Bang Bang~~"
Jiang Xiaoyu shook his shoes, but there was nothing.
Lu Yan and Zhang Chong froze their figures.
"Ahem, cough, stinky boy, you are ruthless enough~" Liu Xiaoshan relieved himself, gritted his teeth, and then got up and walked towards Jiang Xiaoyu.
"Hey, the master spares his life~" Jiang Xiaoyu knew that he had finished the calf, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
But Liu Xiaoshan didn't say a word, his face was gloomy, and he attacked Jiang Xiaoyu directly.
"Ahhh
Jiang Xiaoyu's screams came out instantly.
Early.
The three of them got together again.
"There's still an hour and a half~"
Lu Yan reminded.
"This can't be done, the master and his old man are battle-hardened masters, and we are not opponents at all!" Jiang Xiaoyu said seriously.
"What's going on?" Zhang Chong asked.
"Let's join forces!" Jiang Xiaoyu proposed.
"You can't beat it even if you join forces!" Zhang Chong and Lu Yan rolled their eyes, what you said is the same as if you didn't say it.
"It's not that teaming up, let's do this... Jiang Xiaoyu began to come up with ideas.
"Okay?" Zhang Chong thought Lu Yan asked.
"Yes, it's the last stand!" Lu Yan nodded solemnly.
"Good!"
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