Chapter 335: Being a Man, Too Tired
Jiang Xiaofan saw that Wen Quxing's breathing began to become calm at this time, and he knew that the other party was starting to take the bait now.
He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately they didn't have any radical means just now, and they didn't say anything excessive, otherwise it would be useless for him to curry favor with the other party now.
Jiang Xiaofan didn't wait for Wen Quxing to say anything more, and directly took out his mobile phone and opened the Baidu network disk.
Take a closer look,This network disk is open to members.,The space inside is as high as 1t.。
If you look closely at the screen, it's full of folders.
Here's pretty much what it looks like, like normal learning materials.
"Breeding studies of sows. ”
"How can you tell a good sow. ”
......
Looking at it, it's almost all of this type.
Wen Quxing looked at it secretly at this time, and after looking at the content on it, he said, "What are you? Why can't I understand it?"
Jiang Xiaofan knew Wen Quxing's performance because of his performance after reading these names.
To tell the truth, when Jiang Xiaofan saw this name before, he was also stunned for a moment.
The videos and photos that he bought for thousands of dollars on the black market shouldn't be fake, after all, he once downloaded a video named Eight Men Bullying a Woman, and directly downloaded the complete collection of Hulu Baby.
This incident left Jiang Xiaofan with trauma, and almost made him so angry that he vomited blood.
Later, he re-watched the videos, and although the name was about a pig, the content was correct.
"Headmaster, don't panic, what you see now is all an illusion, don't believe me, click on one for you to see. Jiang Xiaofan immediately reached out and clicked into a video.
And the name of this video is called: What kind of boar will make the sow like.
After clicking on it, Sasaki X appeared, and it was the kind of plot that was very familiar with NV.
Wen Quxing just glanced at it, and was immediately attracted, he coughed and said: "Xiaofan, I was very angry when you offended me before, but I am very satisfied with seeing that you are a person who knows your mistakes and changes them, so I forgive you." ”
"And Xiaofan, your mobile phone is really good, show me. ”
It's official, and it's okay anyway.
Jiang Xiaofan not only breathed a sigh of relief, this feeling is really good.
Immediately, he smiled: "Okay, this phone will be given to you." ”
Wen Quxing took it with great interest, and then began to look at it, but after watching it for ten seconds, he found that something was wrong, and his face turned cold again: "I can forgive you for contradicting me, but you will also be punished." ”
"I do. Jiang Xiaofan said immediately.
As long as you can stay in the Three Realms Kindergarten, what you are afraid of when you are punished is whether it is good or not.
"I'm going to arrange for you to give personal ......counseling to a few difficult immortals," Wen Qu Xing said.
What? Is it really a punishment to give personal counseling to the gods?
This seems not to be a punishment, but a reward.
The matter of giving private lessons to the immortals is a joy for Jiang Xiaofan.
"Headmaster, I'm willing to be punished. Jiang Xiaofan said seriously.
"Here's the list, go down and look at it. Wen Quxing handed out a bamboo slip with your name on it.
Jiang Xiaofan took it down and looked at it, and as soon as he walked out of the door of Wen Quxing's office, the door closed with a bang.
Then the shouting sound of the video came out inside.
Jiang Xiaofan had no intention of caring about this, his mind was all about this gradually.
He began to look at the names on it.
Last time, he took the place of Wen Quxing to give a lesson to Sun Wukong, but this time I don't know if there is more.
Who knows that when he looked at the first name, he saw the name of Sun Wukong in Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, Jiang Xiaofan clenched his fists excitedly, just now I heard Wen Quxing say that he will be responsible for this name, doesn't that mean that he will go to Huaguo Mountain to teach alone in the future, in this way, it is really good.
Jiang Xiaofan couldn't hold back his excited look, and then continued to look at the names below.
"Broom Star ......"
"???" Jiang Xiaofan was stunned, what the hell is this?
Jiang Xiaofan was a little flustered, the broom star was equivalent to the god of bad luck, and he gave the broom star a lesson, he was looking for bad luck.
It would be too bad if you went to that place and were unlucky enough to stay on you, so how could it work?
But I still have to go.
Then read on.
In this list, most of them are demons, demons and the like, and then some people who are not in the stream, and of course there are a few similar immortals, but the only characteristic of these immortals is that they live far away.
Go to Monkey King first, and then go to Broom Star.
But now Jiang Xiaofan has to finish the nursery class first.
When they got to the classroom, a large group of kids wanted to drink grandma.
He had no choice but to continue selling in the Nether Realm, and he secretly swore that he would build the Three Realms Store in the shortest possible time.
This time, he will do it.
Not only that, but a few immortals sneaked up in front of Jiang Xiaofan and wanted to buy cigarettes.
"Brother, I ran out of cigarettes last time, is there anything else?"
"Well, in the dead of night, I always want to smoke, I want my organs to be filled with cigarettes...... I love the feeling of clouds. ”
Jiang Xiaofan didn't move, and then went down to buy cigarettes.
This time, he was smart, he bought several as soon as he bought it, and directly asked the entire tobacco and alcohol supermarket to be emptied.
Then he took the cigarette to the Three Realms and sold it to those people.
One by one, those people were like seeing a treasure, buying like crazy, even if they didn't smoke it, they were ready to stock up on it at home.
Of course, most of the things they buy are their idle items.
Every thing you take out is a treasure.
Jiang Xiaofan didn't look at what was there, and just put it away.
After solving the parents, go to class.
Now that he has begun to teach not only math but also other things, there is very little knowledge for these children to impart.
Those poems of Li Bai and Du Fu are all arranged.
I finally got out of class.
Jiang Xiaofan sent away a large group of children, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
But now I remember that the people of the daughter country are still waiting for him here.
The soldier before was waiting at the door, and after seeing Jiang Xiaofan busy, he said, "Uncle, can we go back to our daughter country now?" The king is waiting for you. ”
"Okay......" Jiang Xiaofan stood up with his tired body.
Hey, sure enough, the man who got married is tired, take him as an analogy, before he only needed to finish the class and then go back to the earth, but now, after he finished the class, he had to go back to his daughter's country, stay in his daughter's country for a while, and have to find an excuse to go back to the earth.
Hey, being a man is really too difficult, and it's tiring......
Hey, I have to face Yun Yao when I go home......
Hey, I advise you not to get married early.