Chapter 106: You Want ......?! (Ask for a collection recommendation and reward)
After Cheng Chubi finished speaking, he returned to his treatment box and put the stethoscope back.
He took a copper box and took out a pair of thin gloves made from sheep's intestines, which he didn't use a few times.
But it is the best supplies for surgery and digital anal examination, after all, Cheng Chubi is an excellent medical worker.
You can't just poke a patient with your finger, right? Even if the patient is willing, Cheng Chubi is not happy.
Just as Cheng Chubi began to put on the gloves sewn from the sheep intestines with a serious face, Li Chengqian and Li Yuan, the two ancestors and grandchildren, were a little confused.
Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang glanced at each other, and the eyes of the two Tang Dynasty Chinese Medicine Holy Hands exchanged frantically.
After putting on a glove, Cheng Chubi stood up, swept his gaze, and saw these people staring at him blankly.
"Everyone, can you avoid it for a while, this digital anal examination will involve the emperor's privacy......"
"No, you wait a minute, digital anal examination, what's that?" Li Yuan didn't feel that it was inappropriate in his heart.
But I always feel that the word anal involves a very shameful topic.
Yuan Daochang, who had finished his eyebrows, walked quickly towards Cheng Chubi and said.
"The emperor is right, punish the virtuous nephew, or you wait first, we don't have to be in such a hurry."
"Healing is like fighting a fire, how can you not be in a hurry?" Cheng Chubi retorted a little unhappily.
"Virtuous nephew, you are eager to cure diseases and save people's hearts, this is understandable, but ......"
Yuan Tiangang pulled Cheng Chubi and explained in a low voice.
"Virtuous nephew, don't forget, the patient you are going to treat now is not an ordinary person, but His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty."
"Therefore, Poor Dao and Sun Daoyou both think that you should first explain to the emperor the purpose of your examination."
"Thinking about the wisdom of the emperor, I will definitely be able to understand your painstaking efforts, so it is not easy to misunderstand."
Hearing Yuan Tiangang's reasonable explanation, Cheng Chubi was not stubborn.
I came here by myself, naturally, to treat diseases and save people, not to show off my temper.
"Thank you Daoist Yuan for reminding me, then in that case, Weichen will first explain to the emperor the purpose of doing these inspections."
"But there's paper here?" Cheng Chubi took off his gloves and began to look around.
If you want to find a piece of rice paper, after all, habitual painting explanation, so that it can be more intuitive.
Hearing this, Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao's eyes darkened, but fortunately, Sun Simiao suddenly remembered what he had brought with him before he came today.
“…… No, the nephew of the Virtuous Nephew, there is no need to draw it today, the previous picture, the poor road happened to be on his body today. ”
While speaking, Sun Simiao took out the human body drawn by Yan Liben.
Then through Cheng Chubi, he added the painting with hard lines.
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"W-what the hell is this?"
Looking at the peaceful portrait and the strange thing on the portrait, Li Yuan and Li Chengqian's eyes were up.
These two have never seen the abstract art brushwork with hard lines in the process.
"Your Royal Highness, Your Royal Highness, this is the artwork that Cheng Saburo used to explain the prostate, that is, gonorrhea......"
Sun Simiao reminded the two of them in a whisper.
On the other side, after Yuan Tiangang thought about it, he told Cheng Chubi two more words.
Let the young man, who is not very good at speaking, pay attention to his words.
Hearing Yuan Tiangang's long-winded explanation, Cheng Chubi could only smile reluctantly, saying that he understood very well and would definitely pay attention.
"Don't worry, the little nephew knows that he is facing the emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
The father of the true dragon emperor. I will definitely try to be respectful in my words. ”
Li Yuan, who had already redressed, sat with Li Chengqian, watching Cheng Chubi's hand poke around on the portrait.
“…… The prostate, in this position, Weichen wants to treat the emperor's gonorrhea.
A thorough and detailed examination of the prostate gland is required. ”
"But the position of the prostate is exactly in the emperor's ......"
"......" Li Yuan lowered his head, and then raised it again, his expression was indifferent, and the corners of his eyes twitched......
However, Li Yuan can't deny that Cheng Laosan's statement is problematic, after all, according to today's understanding of the royal family.
The emperor is the destiny of heaven, the true dragon son of heaven, so the dragon is very in line with the superstitious concept of the current feudal society.
Although Emperor Taishang has abdicated, he has also been an emperor, so he is naturally a real dragon.
It's just that I didn't expect that Cheng Laosan didn't know how to avoid and spring and autumn brushwork at all, and said it so red.
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Cheng Chubi himself was also very embarrassed, after all, this was more than 1,400 years ago.
I can only convert a large number of medical terms into the vocabulary of this era.
In addition, the person in front of him is still the emperor Li Yuan, so it is even more necessary to pay attention to the respectful meaning in the vocabulary.
So, is it just called?
If they don't understand, won't they have to waste their lips and tongues explaining why?
Therefore, adhering to the minimalist style of more than less.
Cheng Chubi had to make his words closer to ancient life.
"Let's see, the emperor's prostate is here.
Therefore, if you want to know the condition of an enlarged prostate in detail, the most harmless examination method for the body ......"
"It's me who passed my finger through the emperor's dragon eye......"
“???” Li Yuan's eyes darkened, and his whole mentality exploded on the spot.
God's special dragon eyes, why do you still want to insert me?!
"Enough!" Li Yuan really couldn't hold it back, and stood up with a black face.
Panting like a cow, he pointed to Cheng Chubi, who looked confused, and then pointed to the outside of the pavilion. "Get me out ......"
"The emperor is angry, Wei Chen...... Wechen obeyed. ”
Cheng Chubi looked at the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty in front of him, with a posture that was about to spew sparks from his nostrils.
Shaking his head helplessly, he lifted his treatment box and slapped his butt to flash people. Love what's wrong, don't love to pull down.
Li Chengqian stood up, glanced at the imperial grandfather who was smoking, and looked at Cheng Chubi, who had a calm face and left the pavilion.
I really didn't know what to do, so I could only quickly persuade Li Yuan. "Grandpa Huang, please calm his anger, Cheng Saburo ......"
"The emperor, poor Dao can testify, Cheng Saburo has no intention of ridiculing and messing around, he ......"
"Enough, you all go out, I'm tired. Cheng Qian, you should step down too. Li Yuan darkened his face and waved his hand.
Then I walked straight to the couch and lay on the couch with my back to everyone, as if I didn't want to deal with your posture.
Li Chengqian still wanted to step forward, but Sun Simiao gently pulled his clothes.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, the emperor is on fire, you better go and see Cheng Sanlang first."
Li Chengqian sighed lightly and bowed to Li Yuan's back in a proper manner. "Sun Chen retired ......"
Exited the pavilion with the two Taoist chiefs, and looked left and right for a long time without seeing Cheng Chubi's figure.
When the eunuch inquired, he learned that this person had already carried his treatment box and flitted away.