All Chapters_Chapter 1 A Drunken Woman
Bang bang bang!
A hurried sound of slamming the door disturbed Lin Fei, who was applying for a resume through the mailbox in front of the computer.
"Damn, which bastard didn't open his eyes in the middle of the night, rushed to knock on Lao Tzu's door, and smashed it, can you afford to pay for it?" Lin Fei, who had failed to apply for the job several times, was disturbed by the sound of slamming the door, and he yelled loudly when he was in an unhappy mood.
Hurriedly ran to the door of the room to take a look, Lin Fei was dumbfounded, the person who smashed the door so fiercely turned out to be a fashionably dressed woman with a delicate figure, the angel's face and the devil's figure made people want to commit a crime.
A pair of slender and fair-skinned beautiful legs under a short skirt.
Lin Fei swallowed the saliva that was about to overflow, it had only been long since he returned to Jiangcheng, although he had seen many beauties, but the one in front of him was the first time he had been so close to admire.
If this woman hadn't been drunk, it would have been even more perfect, and of course she wouldn't have come to smash his door if she wasn't drunk.
"Huh? When did my family have a male nanny? ”
This very drunk woman staggered towards Lin Fei, her little hands were unscrupulously kneading and pulling on Lin Fei's face, and suddenly her body shook, as if the alcohol had completely anesthetized her nerves, and the whole person fell towards Lin Fei suddenly.
This is an erotic ......!
The beauty took the initiative to come to the door and threw herself into her arms, which made Lin Fei's chicken freeze, especially the body fragrance that emanated from the attractive skin through thin clothes, which stimulated Lin Fei's brain all the time.
This big beauty sent to the door, is it gently pushed down? Or is it a strong push?
Lin Fei, who was at war with heaven and man in his heart, suddenly felt that something seemed to be wrong with the woman in his arms, her abdomen was moving, and a pungent strange smell suddenly appeared in her muttering mouth.
And then......
Wow......
As soon as Lin Fei reacted, the beautiful woman in his arms opened her mouth and vomited without any ladylike image, not only vomiting the strange, pungent vomit on Lin Fei's body, but also very smart to find the clean place of Lin Fei's clothes and wipe it after vomiting.
Nima ......
A moment ago, Lin Fei, who was about to die because of the chicken freeze that was delivered to the door, at that moment, his heart instantly collapsed!
Syllable!
Lin Fei, who was about to go crazy, was afraid that this drunken woman would dirty his house, so he pulled into the house and closed the door casually, and threw the drunk woman on the ground.
Unable to stand the pungent smell of vomit on his body, Lin Fei reluctantly threw the clothes he had just bought in the trash, and then rushed into the bathroom.
The current season belongs to just entering summer, especially in the last few days, the weather is very hot, which is the prelude to heavy rain, Lin Fei's house is also very stuffy, and the air conditioner is broken, only a small electric fan is spinning rapidly in Hula Hula.
That little wind couldn't improve the stuffiness in the house at all, Lin Fei, who was already taking a cold shower in the bathroom, of course didn't feel it, but the drunk woman on the ground couldn't stand the stuffiness in the house, and under the influence of alcohol, she took off her clothes in a daze, wanting to cool herself down.
"It's hot, it's hot...... Air conditioner, turn on the air conditioner......" The drunk woman muttered as she took off her clothes, vomiting again because of the discomfort in her stomach.
The pungent smell of vomit stained not only the floor, but also the clothes of the drunk woman.
So when Lin Fei washed up and came out of the bathroom, in the house, the pungent smell in the air made him frown, and he quickly pinched his nose, lowered his eyes, and saw the drunk woman who vomited all over the ground and was about to strip off her clothes, "Nima, what kind of sin did Lao Tzu do in his last life?" ”
Lin Fei wanted to cry without tears, he really didn't want this encounter sent to the door now, but he had no choice but to clean up the vomit on the floor at home, but fortunately, the drunk woman didn't vomit.
But Lin Fei cleaned up to the end and encountered a very embarrassing question, the drunk beauty was already drunk and unconscious, and the clothes on her body were stained with vomit and excrement, he couldn't let such a big beauty in the house be dirty and smelly and not moved, right?
Respect the old and love the young, and be keen to help others! These are all fine virtues that have been inherited by China for 5,000 years.
"Hey! Chick wake up! ”
After calling a few times, the other party didn't react at all, I really don't know what troubles this girl encountered, a big beauty drank like this, and in desperation, Lin Fei could only ask for the other party's opinion.
"Beauty, you vomit dirty and smelly, you are so beautiful, you are also fashionable and sexy, you must be a person who loves cleanliness, and I can't sleep if you smell like this, if you don't wake up, I will help you take off your clothes and take a bath, huh?"
But the drunken woman lying on the ground remained unmoved, as if she had not heard.
Seeing this, Lin Fei really stretched out his hand and said, "If you don't speak, you agree by default, I'm going to help you take a bath......"
Lin Fei took off the drunken woman's body, which had been soiled and half stripped off, and threw it directly into the trash, and there were only two pitiful underwear left on the proud beauty.
Packed the garbage bag downstairs and threw it away, and when he got home and saw that the drunk woman on the ground was still not moving, Lin Fei swallowed his saliva and could only squat down.
"I'll give you one last chance, if you don't speak, I'll really take you into the bathroom to take a shower...... Wake me up! ”
Lin Fei's voice was almost hoarse, he really had no way at all, he wanted to call this woman's friend, but she didn't have anything on her, let alone a mobile phone.
"A gentleman has a so-called, something to do, but Lao Tzu is not a gentleman, just a Virgo who loves cleanliness and has a little bit of cleanliness, alas, this is all something you sent to the door yourself, don't blame me when you wake up tomorrow!"
There was no way, he really couldn't stand the smell of vomit on the drunk woman, so Lin Fei could only drag her into the bathroom......
It was a long and torturous night, and the next day, when the sunlight of youth fell obliquely on Lin Fei's more than a dozen square bedrooms, a new day began.
"Hmmm......"
A lazy but blood-swelling moan woke up Lin Fei in his sleep, and when he opened his eyes, a delicate face was close at hand, his slender eyebrows trembled slightly, and his closed eyes suddenly cracked.
Lin Fei knew this in his eyes, the drunken woman who tossed him all night last night had regained consciousness and sobered up, and hurriedly squeezed out a smile on her face that she thought was the most handsome.
"Hey, beauty, you're awake, my name is Lin Fei, it's an honor to know you, and it's your luck to be able to share a bed with me all night......"
Before he finished speaking, a white and tender beautiful leg in the quilt suddenly appeared and kicked out!
Lin Fei, who was introducing himself with a smile just now, couldn't be caught by being kicked under the bed by the beautiful girl in the bed.
"Oops!"
Lin Fei rubbed the painful place where he was kicked, grinning his teeth, and almost didn't break out in a cold sweat, because the place where he was kicked almost hit the weakest point of every man.
If you do get kicked, it will be more than just the sadness of the balls.
"Where is this? Who are you? And what exactly did you do to me last night? ”
Lin Yaxuan, who was completely conscious, found that the surrounding environment was unfamiliar at a glance, but the clothes on her body were also replaced, and she woke up in the same bed as a strange man.
Lonely men and widows spend the night together, and she herself is a very attractive beauty, usually those men look at her with animalistic eyes, not to mention that she was drunk last night.
The clothes were all changed......
Lin Yaxuan didn't dare to think about what the man who shared the bed with her last night had done to her.
Lin Fei, who was shirtless, rubbed the part where he was kicked and explained: "Of course this is my house, last night you got drunk and smashed the door of my house, and you didn't leave my house, and you vomited all over the ground, including my clothes, your clothes were all dirty by you." ”
"And then ......" Lin Yaxuan tried to calm herself, she was a woman, and she was in a weak position when facing a strong man.
When she was drunk, she was bullied by a strange man, and she could only blame herself, but now that she is sober, she must not let the other party have a chance to bully herself once.
Lin Yaxuan tried to stay calm, looking around, looking for an opportunity to escape, she didn't believe that the man in front of her was a good person.
In her eyes, most men are lower-body thinking animals!
Seeing that the unknown woman on the bed was so calm, Lin Fei was a little surprised, and then naturally said honestly: "Your clothes are stained with vomit and, I took them off and threw them all in the trash, and the ones you are wearing now are all the ones I bought from the supermarket last night and changed them for you last night......"
Halfway through the words, Lin Yaxuan, who was trying to calm herself, listened to Lin Fei's words, couldn't hold back any longer, her eyes locked on the fruit knife on the computer desk, she turned over and picked up the fruit knife and clenched it in her hand, and scolded angrily.
"You beast, I'm going to kill you!"